F3 Knoxville

Joy of Tire Flips

THE SCENE: more hot and humid weather
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

10 Projectivator, 15 Mountain climbers, 10 tempo merkins, 15 Moroccan night club, 15 Imperial walkers, 10 tempo squats
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the recruitment center. Grab a CMU and circle up. As a timer for each exercise, 5 PAX, one at a time, do 3 tire flips as all others do the exercise. After a set of 15 total tire flips, switch to the next exercise in the list. The exercises are as follows:

  • Merkins
  • OHP
  • Tricep extensions
  • Curls
  • Rows
  • LBCs
  • Heavy Freddie’s
  • Goblet squats
  • Heavy Lunges
  • Burpees block jump overs

We got two full rounds in. Mosey back to the shovel flag.

MARY:
No time left for Mary.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
24 for a surprise celebration!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“Consider it all joy, my brethren, when you encounter various trials, knowing that the testing of your faith produces endurance. And let endurance have its perfect result, so that you may be perfect and complete, lacking in nothing.” – James 1:2‭-‬4 NASB1995

This is definitely one of my favorite passages, but it is tough. We are instructed here to consider it joyful to encounter trials. These trials have a purpose: to perfect our faith. Perfected faith results in a heavenly home when our life on earth is over. So, sometimes life is hard, but if we endure, our faith will be perfected.

MOLESKIN:
So YHC noticed a few weeks ago, that I was approaching my 100th Q for F3 Knoxville. However, I had no idea that my brothers had orchestrated a celebration in my honor! What an amazing group of men that are in this brotherhood! Thank you all so much for the love and support.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence at JUCO on July 2nd!

Billy Boy Goes Back to School at Rampart

THE SCENE: A muggy 71 degrees. Too dang hot for a penguin to just be walking around here!

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Dutifully executed…twice!

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH x15
  • Knoxville Cherry Pickers ® x5 (Are ground cherries a thing?)
  • Willie Mays Hayes x8
  • Tempo Merks x10
  • Tempo Squats x10
  • FLBAC x10
  • RLBAC x10
  • Grady Corn x10
  • Moroccan Night Clubs x10
  • Chatty Cherry Pickers ® x10
  • SSH x15

THA-THANG:
PAX performed a Billy Madison routine. The goal was to get Billy all the way through high school graduation. To complete first grade, pax performed 12 reps of exercise 1 and moseyed a lap around the parking lot. For second grade, PAX completed 12 reps of exercise 1 and exercise 2 then took a lap. Grade three, exercises 1, 2, and 3 twelve times each, lap, and so on. Exercises were as follows. PAX ALMOST completed the 12th grade, thus Billy can still claim to be the “smartest man alive!” …and we cannot. …yet.

    1. OH Claps (Slap Hands!)
    2. SSH
    3. Big Boys (“It was my shoe!” mmhmm!)
    4. Merkins
    5. Shoulder Taps
    6. Squats
    7. Toe Merkins
    8. Monkey Humpers
    9. Heels to Heaven
    10. Dry Docks
    11. Flutter Kicks
    12. Burpees

YHC knows y’all enjoyed the soundtrack as much as he did. For all you Culture Club fans, etc., here it is.

  1. Old John Braddelum – Alan Mills (Personal fave when counting in cadence. Wow!)
  2. ABC – The Jackson 5
  3. The Stroke – Billy Squier (apparently about the music business and not…well…)
  4. Carry on Wayward Son – Kansas
  5. I’ll Tumble 4 Ya – Culture Club
  6. Jump Around – House of Pain (Clearly not edited. Pastor apologizes)
  7. Beat on the Brat – Ramones
  8. Renegade – Styx
  9. Rock ‘n’ Roll (Part 2) – Gary Glitter (Obviously from Happy Gilmore but we needed a break, right?)
  10. Tuesday’s Gone – Skynyrd (Also from HG but… just… it’s Skynyrd, ok?)

MARY:
No time for Mary. DON’T tell us our business, devil woman!

Name-O-Rama:

9 PAX including 2 FNGs at Rampart this morning! Welcome “Doppler” and “Rango”!

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Reminder of our motto at Rampart: 1 Cor 16:13-14: “Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong, do everything in love.”

1 Peter 5:8-11 reads,Be alert and of sober mind. Your enemy the devil prowls around like a roaring lion looking for someone to devour. 9 Resist him, standing firm in the faith, because you know that the family of believers throughout the world is undergoing the same kind of sufferings. And the God of all grace, who called you to his eternal glory in Christ, after you have suffered a little while, will himself restore you and make you strong, firm and steadfast. 11 To him be the power for ever and ever. Amen.”

YHC has stopped praying that God would keep me from being tempted. After 40 years, YHC has realized, it’s not going to happen. “And lead us not into the time of trial” is a better translation of the Lord’s Prayer. Peter tells us that God doesn’t tempt us. We are tested. Temptation will always be there in one form or another. Even Jesus was actually tempted!

Instead, YHC has been praying for STRENGTH against temptation.

One practical thing YHC been learning is about will power. Will Power matters more than IQ. Willpower is a better predictor of success than intellegence. Some of you have seen the Marshmallow Test (see a version of it here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo4WF3cSd9Q). The crazy fact is that these 15 minutes of discipline and willpower could predict kids’ future the next 15+ years. Kids with grit and will power perform better in life than kids that have a high IQ!

Here’s what we need to know about willpower: IT’S A MUSCLE – It gets tired. How do you hack your will power? Pre commit. Made decisions and act on them early to keep yourselves from having to make those decisions when you’re weak. Odysseus’ men plugged their ears and had them tie himself to the mast of the ship to avoid the song of the sirens and running the ship into the rocks.

This is the psychology of the HC (hard commit). When you make the decision the night before, you won’t be tempted to complain about a leg cramp and roll over the next morning when it’s time to get up. Make the decision when your willpower is strong to avoid the fartsack. This is true about many things. Examples are as follows:

Food – Precommit and eliminate prompts. YHC struggles with lunch. It’s a weakness. I now make it ahead of time including healthy snacks so that I don’t mess up.

  • TV – unplug it
  • Social Media – delete it and use browser
  • Impure thoughts – delete or remove whatever prompts them

Bottom Line: Be Alert to those temptations and weaknesses you have and make good decisions EARLY!

MOLESKIN:

  • Welcome FNGs Doppler (RESPECT!) and Rango!
  • YHC is proud of our FNGs for listening or …not listening… to the M about coming to this ridiculous morning beatdown. Looking forward to seeing you guys Wednesday!
  • YHC found himself downwind of Airborne who lived up to his name after a weeklong camping trip eating beanie weenies… Don’t be downwind of Airborne after a week-long camping trip eating beanie weenies.
  • 2DE was afraid to live up to his name and made a necessary and quick egress after the COT! Just go man!
  • “Slap hands!” – Wingman
  • YHC is downright impressed with whatever happened the week while gone. T-Claps to the High Impact Man, Skeletor for some stellar leadership in the AOQ’s absence.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • VQ from Piston coming at you Wednesday! Truly excited to see what this HIM has for us! He’s been working hard these last couple of months. Be sure to HC and be there for your brother!
  • Convergence at JUCO on July 2!

Speedway Launch

THE SCENE: Upper 50s, a beautiful morning to launch

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 20; Windmill x10; Toe Merkins x10; Tie Fighter x10 (F/B); Tempo Squat x10; Dancing Bear x10

THA-THANG:

Bear Crawl Inch Worm: Partner up and form two lines holding plank, partners at end Bear Crawl to front of line, when both make it to the front the next pair starts.

Bear Brawl: 5 Burpees on each side of small soccer field. Partners take turns putting pressure on shoulders while the other Bear Crawls. Go back and forth 3 times.

Mosey to next field

Squat Totem: Lunge from cone to cone, increase reps by 5 at each cone, 6 total cones

Mosey to another field

Wheelbarrow with partner halfway then switch positions to go the other half. Partner carry halfway then switch for other half. Did this twice.

Mosey to hill at back of fields

11s with Merkins and Big Boys, Bear Crawl up the hill, Mosey down

Mosey to shovel flag

Afterburner:
Overhead Claps IC x50

Seal Claps IC x25

Grady Corn IC x25

MARY:
F3 is not about any one person so we did PAX Roulette

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
21 HIM

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Whenever I talk to someone about F3, I always say that it is so much more than a workout. It is truly about all three Fs, Fitness, Fellowship, and Faith.

That first F is the magnet. Every man standing here started coming because they had some fitness goal in mind. Some of us may be elite athletes but most are just men that want to be healthy for our families. My goal when I started was being able to do simple things, like walking up the stairs, without being winded.

That second F is the glue. I knew that I needed others to hold me accountable for me to actually work out. What I didn’t know or expect, is that I needed manly friendships. I thought I was good on friends, but those relationships, for the most part, were only surface deep. Now I have so many men that I can go to when I need help, a listening ear, or just someone to vent my frustration with. The value of the second F is immeasurable.

That third F is the dynamite. F3 defines faith as believing in something greater than yourself. Full disclosure, for me, that is my belief in Jesus Christ. I believe that He lived a sinless life, died on the cross to save us from sin, and rose from the grave to sit at the right hand of God. The thing is though, that those are just words if my actions don’t line up with them. My belief must change the way I treat others, it must influence my decisions, and it should guide my actions. So whatever your faith is make sure it is doing those same things for you because we all are meant to be putting others in front of ourselves.

MOLESKIN:
Excited to see where Speedway goes from here! Thank you to all those that came from other AOs to the launch!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence on 7/2 at JUCO, there will be no beatdown at Speedway that day.

Repeat

THE SCENE:  70 and clear.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:  Administered faithfully, even though the PAX were eager to get started.
WARM-O-RAMA:

Mosey to the playground.  5 pull-ups + 1 min plank + 5 pull-ups

THA THANG:

Mosey to the Rock Pile.

5 stations in the parking lot – 5 more across the street.  1-minute EMOM timer

Visit a station and do the exercise until timer goes off.  Then run to the wall, scramble up and over, and run across the street to the next station.  Exercises were;

  1. Tire hit
  2. Ball Slams
  3. Battle rope alternating waves
  4. Heavy lunges
  5. Stack squat
  6. Goblet squat
  7. Jump rope
  8. Thrusters
  9. CMU swings
  10. Curls

Short mosey recovery.  Freddy Mercury, Dolly, LBCs, Flutter kicks

Round 2:  Flip the cards.  Exercises were;

  1. Tire flip
  2. Slam ball launch
  3. Battle rope slams
  4. Plyo merkins
  5. Good mornings
  6. Jump rope
  7. Tricep extensions
  8. Blockees
  9. OHP
  10. Heavy Al Gore

MARY:

Guantanamo, LBCs

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

7 including FNG “Pop-A-Lock”

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Tomorrow, June 3rd, is National Repeat Day.  It seemed appropriate to repeat a Q that we’ve done before – and to repeat a Word that I’ve done before.  The Word on my heart this morning is something that Jesus has told us to do over and over again.

In Matthew Chapter 18, Peter approaches Jesus and says, “Lord, how many times must I forgive my brother or sister who sins against me? As many as seven times?”  Their culture was keen on defining and limiting moral obligations, as if they could be accurately prescribed by number.  Some rabbis had fixed a limit of “3” for forgiving someone – from their interpretation of the book of Amos.  Peter doubtless thought that he was being unusually liberal and generous in proposing such a measure of forgiveness – “7 times…”.

Verse 22, “Jesus answered, “Not seven times, Peter, but seventy times seven times!”. Christ demolishes this attempt to quantify the measure of grace.  He commands us to forgive – and to be willing to live that forgive/offended/forgive cycle on repeat. 

Earlier, Jesus was teaching these same men and women to pray – Matthew Chapter 6, the Lord’s prayer,

“Our Father in heaven, hallowed be your name, your kingdom come, your will be done, on earth as it is in heaven. Give us today our daily bread. And forgive us our debts, as we also have forgiven our debtors. And lead us not into temptation, a but deliver us from the evil one.”

I find it interesting that the first thing Jesus says after reciting the Lord’s prayer – as if this is the point that He needs to hammer home most directly – is about how critical forgiveness is to your relationship with the Father.  The very next verse after the prayer (verse 14), “If you forgive those who sin against you, your heavenly Father will forgive you. But if you refuse to forgive others, your Father will not forgive your sins.”

It is in pardoning that we are pardoned. – Francis of Assisi

When I was preparing for this Word (first time), I searched my heart for unforgiveness – and found it.  I realized that I had been harboring a years-old grudge against someone who I never even saw anymore.  Even though they were out of my life, I was still living with resentment toward them.  That unforgiveness was poisoning my heart and soul with bitterness.

What then to do?  We found guidance from within the Lord’s prayer…  The Greek word rendered “forgive” in this text is aphiemi (ah FEE ay mee).  It does not mean to sweep it under the rug or pretend like you were not hurt.  In the Greek, aphiemi can literally mean, “to hurl”.  Like we did to the slam ball this morning.  Hurl away the offense, and in doing so heave that poisonous resentment as far as you can (because, 99.9% of the time your unforgiveness hurts you more than anyone else!).  Aphiemi – hurl it.  That is how our Father forgives our trespasses – and it’s how we are to forgive those who trespass against us.

MOLESKIN:

Our FNG showcased his mad skills at breaking into a locked car.  How did he get so good at that?

PRAYERS / ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Rocket as he travels and his friends/family as they mourn a loss

Snagg

Erector’s M

Bobbitt

RAMPART: Stations and Laps

THE SCENE: Humid, with some lake mist for mood
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Side Straddle Hops – 15 in cadence

LBAC – forward and reverse, 10 each in cadence

Moroccan Night Clubs – 10 in cadence

Tempo Merkin – 7 in cadence

Tempo Squats – 7 in cadence

  • THA-THANG:
    Short mosey to track
  • Station 1 – partner up each take turns for: 10 CMU Blockees, 20 Jump Squats, 15 CMU Shoulder Press, 25 Monkey Humpers, 15 CMU Curls, and 15 CMU Rows – Run one full lap +100M to next station
  • Station 2 – 15 Shoulder Tap Merkins, 30 LBCs, Run full lap +100M to next station
  • Station 3 – 25 Merkins, 25 Mountain Climbers, Run full lap +100M to next station
  • Station 4 – 20 Carolina Dry Docks, 20 Flutter Kicks, Run full lap +100M back to start
  • RTB

MARY:
Flutter Kicks, Box Cutters, LBCs 1:30 total
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Shared Q-Source article talking Sad Clowns, Mascots, and the High Impact Man
MOLESKIN:
Good effort, much sweat from all PAX
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Skeletor on Q next Wed, Rampart Motto: 1 Cor 16:13-14