F3 Knoxville

Tag: Bunny

Dragon Tails

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Bunny, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Cosmo 2, Double Wide, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Gibbler, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Pac-man, Russell Crook/Crablegs, Rainbow, TRC/Crab legs, @loves, @tecmo, @white belt, @steak knives
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
WARMUP: some shoulders and some stretching and some other stuff

THE THANG:
3 rounds of the below followed by a run after each round
5 burpees
10 imperial walkers
15 merkins
20 squats
25 4x flutter kicks
30 SSH
35 LBC
40 toe merkins

Finish with DORA of CDD, hello dolly and squats

MARY: no time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:hardship hill

COT: psalm 100 – be positive

Captain’s Log

AO: asylum-am
Q: Charmin (John Willis)
PAX: Gibbler, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Waffle House (Brady Greene), bluebird, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Bunny, Charmin (John Willis), F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Pac-man, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Sawdust, Code Brown, Button Fly, Tecmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: SSH, Abe Vagoda, Tie Fighters, tempo Merkins, Imperial squat walkers, Rocky Balboas, Karaoke

THE THANG: Wall Walkers did whatever. Rest of us grabbed the Asylum Log, divided into 3 teams and moseyed to Circus Maximus.

Bump drill: one team is moving the log from top of CM to the bottom. Team at the top is doing AMRAP merkins and then switching to squats. Team at the bottom; AMRAP BBS, switching to CDD.

Move log back to AO and mosey the back way to the bottom of Cardiac. Bernie to the first curve, mosey to the second, all out to the top. 25 dips at the top.

Mosey back to AO

MARY: Howling Monkeys.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: None?

COT: take a little time to focus on one part of God’s creation. Give thanks with gratitude.

Pavilon Doghouse Beatdown

AO: asylum-am
Q: P3
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Woodpecker, TRC/Crab legs, Grandslam, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cosmo 2, Sawdust, Hands, Rainbow, Pac-man, Double Wide, Charmin (John Willis), Bunny, Breaststroke (Will Duncan), Techmo, Ghostbusters
FNGs: None
COUNT: 18
WARMUP:

5 Burpees

5 Cherry Pickers

20 SSH

Carltons / Front swings / Michael Phelps

Front Arm Stretch / Triceps Stretch

Runners stretch (knee up/ knee down)

15 Squat Jumps

Tie Fighters

5 Down / Up Dog

THE THANG:

3 Rounds:

10 Table Rows
20 Merkins
20 Squats

– Lunge around the Pavilon

3 Rounds:

10 burpees
20 Big Boy Sit-ups

– Lunge around the Pavilon

3 Rounds (w/cmu):

10 Thrusters
20 Lawn Mowers (10each)

– Lunge around the Pavilon

3 Rounds:

15 Carolina Dry Docks
30 Hello Dollies (Single Count)

– Lunge around the Pavilon

3 Rounds:

15 Curls
15 Presses

– Lunge around the Pavilon

MARY: Very brief plank hold

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Convergence next weekend!
Food drive this week. Bring food to P3 or Venmo and I will buy at the store when we go.

COT:

Grateful for every positive circle of influence. Thanks be to God for all of the great people in my life. They rub off on me, and ultimately rub off on my kids. I pray that I make good use of this and help my kids to be the good people this world needs. Happy Birthday Jake, and Happy Birthday TRC/Crab legs!

Parking lot suicides

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Bunny, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Cosmo 2, Gibbler, Hands, Love’s, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Pac-man, Rainbow, Russell Crook/Crablegs, TRC/Crab legs, @pizza pizza @tecmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Pickers, arm circles, TIE Fighters

THE THANG: mosey to new parking lot. Cheat, legs and abs suicide x3

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: hardship hill and get

COT: we went to explore the moon and discovered the earth. Be present where you are to appreciate it.

The Doctor Is In

AO: asylum-am
Q: Waffle House (Brady Greene)
PAX: Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Hands, Gibbler, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Trotline (Britton Carver), Rainbow, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Russell Crook/Crablegs, TRC/Crab legs, bluebird, Bunny, P3, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Double Wide, Sawdust, Coolio (Greg Fox), Pac-man, Johnny Knoxville from Charleston (from Knoxville)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 19
SSH x 49, Shoulder blasters, BSIA

Today’s Tabata was brought to you by “Doctor” Tabata, originator of the Tabata.
Curls, box jumps, LBCs, dips.

We also took time to reflect on the legacy and example of John C “Jack” Webb, friend and teacher to all who labor under the delusion that air is weightless.

Everest was part of the journey, but not the destination. The real summit today was giving our friemd Johnny Knoxville a fresh decade to enjoy thanks to the wonders of Junk Science.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Haw Ridge in 51 weeks

COT: Jesus is looking for disciples, and they are not necessarily the super qualified