F3 Knoxville

Earn your burpees

THE SCENE: Humidity is here!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

15 SSH, 15 mountain climbers, 15 Moroccan Night Club, 15 Imperial Walker, and 10 Windmill all IC
THA-THANG:

Mosey to the Sophomore. Start with 10 reps of the first exercise at each corner and add an exercise each time you complete a circuit.  Bernie Sanders up the hill and run between each other corner.  At round 4, you will be doing 10 squats, merkins, thrusters, and burpees at each corner.

  • squats
  • merkins
  • thrusters
  • burpees

Mosey to coupon pile, take one, and continue to the grassy hill. Complete 15 squat, curl, press, and tricep extensions in one motion.  Leaving coupon at the bottom, run to the top and do 5 8-count body builders. Replace coupons.

Mosey to the middle of campus and perform 5, 10-count Body Bag Builders (add mountain climbers to body builders after the plank jack and before the merkin).

MARY:
Not really any time but we did 2 PCMBs (Prison cell merkin burpees).

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 HIMs today earned their burpees!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
James 4:1-8 – Guard against letting the source of our strife being our on selfish motives.  Resist the Devil and he will flee from you and draw near to God and He will draw near to you.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence at Asylum on Memorial Day at 5:30 and coffeteria to follow.

Uncomfortable

THE SCENE: 71°F, Pleasant Gloom 
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA: 

  • Imperial Walker x20 
  • Butt kicks across parking lot
  • High knees across parking lot
  • Run loop around parking lot
  • Merkins x10 IC (4-count)
  • Imperial Squat Walkers (or Imperial Squawkers) x20

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the court
Partner up and line up along sidewalk at one end of courtyard
Partner wheelbarrows to first sidewalk
Partner leap frog to next courtyard crossing sidewalk
Partner wheelbarrow (partners switch roles)
Partner leap frog to cones
Run back to original sidewalk
Repeat (first time all groups stay together, second time race)

Partner Derkins (3 sets of 10 OYO)

Mosey over to a clear, blank wall
Wall Sits 1 minute
Balls to Wall 30 seconds
Wall Sits 1 minute
Balls to Wall 45 seconds
Wall Sits 1 minute
Balls to Wall 1 minute

11s thru the courtyard
BBSs and Squats

Mosey back to SP

MARY:

  • Flutter kicks
  • Heels to the heavens
  • Plank
    • Right arm and leg up
    • Left arm and leg up

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Chaco,  Spotter, Judge Judy, Erector, Black Box, Guano, Booster, Gump, Commission, Kenjo, Archie (QIC)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
One of Christianity’s greatest idolatries today is also one of the most subtle and insidious: the idolatry of comfort. 
Widespread especially in affluent Western contexts, comfort idolatry is the product of a consumerist context that frames everything—including spiritual things—in terms of expressive individualism, self-fulfillment, and “bettering yourself.”

In this context, going to church is just one among many other curated things (which may also include podcasts, self-help books, juice cleanses, yoga, backpacking, the Enneagram, Jordan Peterson, and so forth) that can add something to one’s unique spiritual path toward wisdom and wellness and becoming a “better person.”
Because it is so widespread and subtle, this framing doesn’t often seem so deadly. But it turns Christianity into a product akin to a smartphone app: something the “user” can opt in or out of as is convenient, or appropriate as needed but only insofar as it suits them. If it is in any way uncomfortable or costly, the “app” is easily deleted. 

But a Christianity that’s accessed only as it suits us, only when it’s comfortable and on our terms, is not really Christianity. To truly follow Jesus is to flip the cultural script on comfort. It is to shift one’s gaze away from a consumer self and toward our worthy God; from an inward, self-help orientation to an outward, others-helping orientation. Healthy Christians are always wary of easing into comfortable Christianity.
https://www.thegospelcoalition.org/article/8-ways-battle-comfort-idolatry/

I am very guilty of this form of idolatry. My life is not comfortable right now because of my children. Two of my four are really stressing me out, and honestly, I find myself dreaming of the days when the last one is out of the house. I look forward to just being comfortable all the time, but that is not the life I have been called to as a Christian. I need to set my mind on staying faithful to God’s will and not on my own comfort.

A little hardship on a hill

THE SCENE: 64* and muggy. No rain, but it felt like it had by the end of the workout.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

10 Cherry Pickers, 15 Rockettes, 30 SSH, 10 Tempo Merkins, 10 Tempo Squats
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the courtyard for a nice chest complex:

Find a spot on the brick wall and perform:

  • 20 Box Jumps
  • 20 Diamond Merkins
  • 20 Box Jumps
  • 20 Werkins
  • 20 Box Jumps
  • 20 Merkins

Mosey to the CMU pile behind the maintenance shed and partner up. Each team grabs one CMU and heads over the Stadium Hill. One partner runs up the hill and performs one burpee before coming back down and taking over for their partner performing:

  • 100 CMU Overhead Press
  • 150 CMU Curls
  • 200 CMU Squats
  • 250 CMU Flutter Kicks

Head back to the shovel flag for some Mary.

MARY:
20 Imperial Walkers, 15 Merkins, 20 SSH, 15 Hills to Heaven, 20 Freddie Mercury
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 HIMs made it out to JUCO to kick off their weekend. We definitely missed some HIMs that fartsacked, just means they’re more rested for additional burpees next week.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Take joy in your trials and tribulations, as they are what make you stronger.
MOLESKIN:
It’s been great seeing JUCO continue to grow and seeing new faces out here each week. Be sure to encourage those that have been sporadic in posting.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill tomorrow!

Manjaro Deathmarch

THE SCENE: a perfect 55 and clear.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:
25 SSH, 20 Windmills, 10 Imperial Walkers, 10 Cherry Pickers,

Manjaro Deathmarch

At the base of JUCO Manjaro start this sequence of exercises.  AFTER the EVEN exercises, start back at number #1 and sequentially work back up to where you were.  For example, after 10 Frogs, start back at 1 burpeee, then 2 lunges, and continue on to 12 Parker crawls, then back to #1 Burpee.  Each time you progress through the sequence add onto what you’ve done by 2 exercises.  The ODD exercises are stationary, while the EVEN exercises are traveling exercises.

  1. Burpee
  2. Lunges
  3. Merkins (4ct)
  4. Lunges
  5. SSH
  6. Inchworms
  7. American Hammers
  8. Broad Jumps
  9. LBC’s
  10. Frogs
  11. Freddy Mercury’s
  12. Parker Crawls
  13. Mountain Parkers
  14. Lunges
  15. Peter Parkers
  16. Inchworms
  17. Leg Lifts
  18. Broad Jumps
  19. Imperial Walkers
  20. Frogs
  21. Plank Destroyers

We made it to 16 inchworms before time to sprint to the top of JUCOManjaro.  Then mosey back, with chereokee, bernie, alternates.

MARY:
A nice long Jailbreak

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Let your yes be yes and your no be no.  37 All you need to say is simply ‘Yes’ or ‘No’; anything beyond this comes from the evil one.  https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew+5%3A37&version=NIV

1 Samuel 20 14 But show me unfailing kindness like the Lord’s kindness as long as I live, so that I may not be killed, 15 and do not ever cut off your kindness from my family—not even when the Lord has cut off every one of David’s enemies from the face of the earth.”

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2%20Samuel+9&version=NIV

 “Don’t be afraid,” David said to him, “for I will surely show you kindness for the sake of your father Jonathan. I will restore to you all the land that belonged to your grandfather Saul, and you will always eat at my table.”

https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2+Samuel+9%3A7&version=NIV

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill right around the corner.

A FORMAL AFFAIR

THE SCENE: 60’s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Merkins x30, Squats x30, 6inch LBCs x30, Burpee x10, MC x 30, Merkins x 25, SSH x30, Flutter Kicks x 30, Burpee x 10, Monkey Humpers x 30, Merkins x 25
THA-THANG:

COLOMBIAN NECKTIE Grinder! @ large student parking lot: PAX run as a group to each parking lane line and back. Upon return, complete the same number of neckties (Line 1:1, Line 2:2, increasing as we go). While PAX execute grinder – two PAX “rested” and performed CMU farmer carry (two CMUs, one CMU per arm) 200 yards on a rotational basis.

We made it thru line 10, having performed a total of  55 Neckties and PAX started over for another three or so runs.  All did the CMU carry once before we ran out of time.

  1. MARY:
    Pickle Pounders x70 (yep- that’s not a typo), Heels to Heaven x 30
    COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
    14 souls
    CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
    Matthew 5:9 “Blessed are the Peacemakers for they shall be called children of God.”  Are you a Peacemaker? Or do you help stir dissent as I often find myself doing, sometimes without even knowing it.  With over 11 years in law enforcement, my job is literally to help keep the peace.  But, this responsibility lies with all of us in almost every aspect of our lives, especially our relationships with others.  Stirring dissent, whether it is engaging in gossip or complaining about someone, ruins your witness for Christ.
    MOLESKIN:
    N/A
    ANNOUNCEMENTS:
    HH coming up.