F3 Knoxville

Merkin Mania!!

  • THE SCENE: warm, humid, armpit-like
    F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
    WARM-O-RAMA:
  • SSH IC 20
  • Tempo squats IC 15
  • little this and a little that
  • Michael Phelps
  • Cherry pickers IC 10
  • Imperial walkers IC 20
    THA-THANG:
    We started out over to the play ground, by way of a baatan death march, the PAX were concerned about what exactly “merkin mania” was going to look like for them. Once to the playground we finished our warm up with some 7’s, pull ups at the bottom 4ct calf raises at the top Burnie Sanders up the hip and bear crawl every other trip down. Once we woke up our shoulders we officially said good morning to them with some bear crawls in the parking lot. 30yds out with 10 dry docks at every 3rd parking space and 30yds back with 10 plank jacks. Then we mosied over to the concrete bleachers….it was there we had merkin mania….
  • 7 one arm incline merkins & 7 super man merkins
  • 15 diamond merkins & 15 cobra merkins
  • 10 one legged merkins and 10 grasshopper merkins
  • 15 alligator merkins & 15 lizard merkins
  • 15 decline & 15 Spider-Man merkins

After each complete round the PAX would run to the end of the fence and back and start again eliminating the bottom set. I called an audible after two rounds through.

We then slow mosied to the soccer field and did some sprints (600yds worth)

then it was back to the AO

MARY:
We started with some ring of fire abs (legs up at 45), then 25 each of flutter kicks, hello dollies, and LBC (which bartman led us in). And lastly an agonizing minute of boat canoe.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I have been reading a book titled “Beautiful Outlaw” and in reading through it I often pondered how awesome it would be to be a disciple of Jesus in those times, all the camp fires they sat around laughing and cutting up, miles and miles they walked with Him, and many numerous gatherings they were a part of with Jesus. It almost gave me a feeling of envy to think how close they became with Jesus while he was walking amongst us. It then dawned on me how that is exactly what we are called to as Christians today. Jesus may no longer be walking amongst us in Human form but He is still very much alive and speaking and listening. I encouraged the PAX to not fall into the trap of trying to fall in love with a set of rules or the idea that God loves them but instead to pursue a friendship with the person of Jesus, just the same as his disciples did so long ago.
MOLESKIN:
Closing prayer
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Memorial Day at the Truck Stop

THE SCENE: cloudy, humid, 70’s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH

Cherry Pickers

Baby Arm Circles forward and back

Michael Phelps

Mosey to the new bathrooms
THA-THANG:
11’s From bathroom to Watt Road

Easy ups (reverse merkins, merkin pull-ups whatever they are called) and Merkins

Mosey to Upper Field

6 Corners

10 burpees, jog to mid field

20 squats, sprint to corner

20 BBS, lunge across field to corner

20 merkins, jog to mid field

20 4 count mtn climbers, sprint to corner

20 4 count flutter kicks, bear crawl back to start

Repeat 2x

Line up on end line, 25% speed up to 50% speed by midfield, full sprint to end

repeat 3x

mosey to AO

MARY:
Ring of Fire Merkins (5 and 10)

Captain Thors by Bartman

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Auger, Pin Wheel FNG’s
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Earn the sacrifices made by others for Memorial Day
MOLESKIN:
prayers for safe travels for Toto and family, Tank’s ankle

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Murph workout tomorrow (1 mile run, 100 pullups, 200 merkins, 300 squats, 1 mile run)

Ruck march (5 to 8 miles) tonight at Bearden Beer Market 7:00 PM

Cinco Repeticiones

THE SCENE:  in the 60’s felt like summertime

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Tempo squats x10
  • Merkins (4ct) x10
  • Imperial walkers (4ct) x10
  • LBAC fwd/bkwd

THA-THANG:

  • Long Island BLIMPS
    • 3 Laps around the island with BLIMPS x 5 at each end of the island
  • mosey to watt rd parking lot.  Stop along the way for Groucho Walk across the boardwalk.   Then partner fireman carry the length of the baseball field.
  • Watt Rd lot
    • Battle buddy up and wheel barrow across the parking spaces.   Every 5 spaces the bottom man does 5 merkins and switch places with buddy.  Go to end of parking spaces and back to start.
  • Hill by Soccer Field
    • 5’s with Round the Clock Merkins at top and lunges at bottom
  • Soccer field
    • Game of sharks & minnows.  4 sharks in middle.  All other PAX try to make it across without being tagged.  Penalty is 5 burpees if you’re tagged.
  • Mosey back to AO.  Groucho walk the boardwalk again.

MARY:

  • Captain Thors
  • Side crunches x15 per side
  • Superman swims

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
13 strong:  Mayberry, Frosty, La-Z-Boy, Butters, Shooter, Cosmo, Cornhole, Wagonwheel, Booger, Black Lung, Waxjob, Swirlie, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Servant leadership.  It’s important.  Take time to be a servant leader to your wife, co-workers and peers.

MOLESKIN:
Lots of fun and laughs today as we fully embraced our inner Cinco de Mayo.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship hill is May 19th

BLIMPS with a side of Aiken Legs

THE SCENE: warm and breezyF3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • 25 SSH
  • 10 baby arm circles (forward and backwards)
  • Michael Phelps
  • 15 tempo squats
  • 15 tempo merkins
  • 10 rockettes
  • 10 windmills
  • THA-THANG:
  • BLIMPS (5 burpees, 10 lunges, 15 imperial walkers, 20 merkins, 25 plank jacks, 30 squats
  • BLIMPS on way to soccer field and run 2 sprints
  • BLIMPS on way to steps for Aiken Legs
    • 20 box jumps
    • 20 squats
    • 20 lunges
    • 20 Iron Mikes
    • 20 squat jumps

BLIMPS to soccer field and run two sprints

Merkin, Squat, BBS and CDD suicide ladder
MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Rest – find time to rest.  Find time to recharge so you can lead your family, lead at work, and lead your friends well.  Don’t get burned out.  Whatever it is that recharges your batteries, go and do it.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Find a team for Hardship Hill

Harry Hood

THE SCENE: Chilly and Wet

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 30 IC

Short mosey

Merkins IC 10

Mike Fphelps

THA-THANG:
Hand release merkins x 30

American hammers x 30 4ct

Run 2 laps

Ranger merkins x 30

E2K- 15 each side

Hand release burpees x 30

Outlaws 15 each direction

Oyo (30 reps of whatever you want hunk)

Drydocks x 30

Between each exercise there is a run to the midline

 

Mosey to Electric cowboy

Sprints and Swims x2

Calf raises and wall sits x2

Helped Tank pitch a tent

Mosey to concrete bench

11s

Squats and Box Jumps

MARY:
Flutter Kicks IC x 50
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I asked a friend who lives in Jamaica if he wanted to share something with us. This what he told me.

I was shot in 1979. I had three kids. They were six, four, and two. I was looking at death’s door after being shot, and Jamaica was certainly worse back then. While waiting to die in the hospital I asked God to keep me alive until my girls were 15 and 12, and until my boy was 13. This is the point where they could stand for themselves. I was in the hospital for 18 months before I was sent to the infirmary. While in the infirmary, I did not see my kids for many years. One day, I was at the gate. At the gate, I saw my children at the age I prayed for. I say all of this to show that we must have faith in God. In everything He will work things out for us if we put our trust in Him. Blessed Love

Psalms 85. 10-13

Love and faithfulness meet together;
    righteousness and peace kiss each other.
 Faithfulness springs forth from the earth,
    and righteousness looks down from heaven.
 The Lord will indeed give what is good,
    and our land will yield its harvest.
 Righteousness goes before him
    and prepares the way for his steps.

 

MOLESKIN:
Happy birthday Sparky
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill…. Get on it u filthy animals