F3 Knoxville

The Seinfeld Q (A Q About Nothing)

THE SCENE: Perfect morning.  Cool, crisp, BSRIA!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: The Pax was a bit rowdy, but it got done.
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH, froggy squats, Iron Mikes, Rockettes, line hopping, tempo Merkins, some Yoga/stretching, karaoke, Super Mario
THA-THANG:

  • Suicide Route 66 with squats and Merkins. (much complaining)
  • 2X4’s – 1/2 the Pax did 2 pull ups followed by 4 step back lunges until 10 total pull ups were done. The other 1/2 did core work and then the Pax switched out.
  • Jack Webb – 1:2 ratio up to 10 Merkins and 20 air presses.
  • Catch Me If You Can – featuring 5 Burpees, 10 BBS, 15 Merkins, 20 Flutter kicks (a reasonable amount of air hunger and complaining)
  • Over to Cardiac for Cardiac in 3 ways – Bernie to first corner, bear crawl to second corner, AYG to the top.  Rinse and repeat.
  • Pax stumbled back to the AO

MARY:
In and outs, Big Wheels forward and back, Boat/Canoe
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
13 Pax.  Q-bert (no tag in the system yet) in addition to those listed.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
After a tough week, the QIC tried for about 2 hours to come up with a word but to no avail.  Sometimes you put in the effort but don’t succeed, and that’s ok.  There’s a lot to learn in failures.
MOLESKIN:
I really enjoyed this Q! Solid mumble chatter. Also, thanks for the comments on Slack about the Q.  That brought some positive closure to the week for me.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • 0700 workouts for Thanksgiving and the Friday after.
  • December 3rd – Christmas parade. More info and sign up/HC sheet coming soon.  2.0’s welcome. Goal is to increase membership.

3 Seconds of Courage

F3 Q: 10.29.22 

AO: Asylum 

7am – 8am 

[ The Scene ] 

[ Welcome/Disclaimer ]

  • Welcome to F3: Fitness – Fellowship – Faith 
  • My name is Steam and I’ll be your Q this morning 
  • A few things before we begin: 
    • I’m not a professional 
    • You’re here on your own belief 
    • You know your injuries if you have any so if you need to modify anything we do today feel free to do so, but push yourselves and the men around you. They deserve it and so do you. 
  • FNGs?

[ Warm o Rama ] 

— X + take a lap — 

1 — SSH: 20×4

(Take a lap)

2 — Merkin: 10 (1ct)

(Take a lap) 

3 — Windmill: 10×4

(Take a lap) 

4 — Mountain Climber: 10×4 

(Take a lap) 

5 — Baby Arm Circle: 10×4 F 

(Take a lap)

[ The Thang ] 

(Mosey to the top of Cardiac)

(1) The Elevator of Strength 

  • Nickel, Dime, Quarter
  • 5, 10, 25
  • 3 Points of Contact
  • Top: 5 Man Makers (8 count)
    • Run to Point 2
  • Middle Curve: 10 Squats (1 count)
    • Do Point 2
    • Run back to Point 1
    • Do Point 1 + Point 2
    • Run back to Point 1
    • Do Point 1, 2, and 3
  • Bottom: 25 Flutter Kicks (4 count)
    • Run back to Point 1
    • Hold the plank

(Mosey to the Dock)

(2) There And Back Again

  • 2 points of contact 
  • Dock + entry pathway to the right 
  • 5 rounds – together 
  • Each round after the first one increases the # of reps by 10 (1ct)
  • 1: Merkins (10)
  • 2: Squats (20)
  • 3: Dry Docks (30)
  • 4: SSH (40)
  • 5: Calf-Raises (50)

(Mosey to the Island)

(3) Battle Buddy Core 4 Laps 

  • Get a BB
  • 4 core Xs we’ll do
    • LBCs
    • Flutter Kicks 
    • American Hammers 
    • Cockroaches 
  • 1 BB will stay here and just crank out reps of 1 X while the other BB takes a lap. 
  • Rinse and repeat until both of you have completed all 4 Xs here
  • Done? Plank it up. 

(Mosey to the playground or AO depending on time)

[ Mary ] 

  • SWS (Stretching With Steam): The Married Edition

[ COT ]

  • # off – 11
  • Name o Rama 
    • Choir Boy, Crawdad, High-Heels, Matlock, Mr. Jinxy, Crispr, Drum Major, Convoy, Lebowski, Q-Bert, Steam
  • FNGs – 0
  • BOM

“3 Seconds of Courage”

A funny story from my honeymoon about 3 seconds of courage, and no, it’s not what you think. 

After dinner one night, my wife and I were walking around the property and there was this band playing in this outdoor amphitheater area. So we sat down and got a drink and listened to them for a bit. They were playing some pretty popular music that people could dance to, and some of the staff was dancing with guests towards the stage, and then some of the guests started getting up to dance. And as Megan and I were watching this, something really strange happened – I got super nervous. I could tell my wife wanted to dance, and I did too, but for some reason I was really nervous to ask her to dance. My new wife! I kind of danced around it a little bit, asking her “Hey do you want to dance?” And her replying “Yeah kind of but I’m nervous!” And guys it was the funniest thing looking back. I’m sitting there with my wife, and she wants to be asked to dance and I want to ask her to dance and whisk her away with boldness to do so, and I’m sitting there thinking “What the hell man, just ask her to dance, she’s your wife and she wants to dance with you, what are you doing!?” 

And I almost missed out on an opportunity to dance with my wife. Almost. I shared this with her when we were cliff jumping this summer, and she was nervous to jump off a 10 foot cliff into the lake: “All it takes is 3 seconds of courage.” And after about 10 minutes she eventually jumped and it ended up being fine. The same thing applied to me last week, when I almost missed an opportunity to ask my wife to dance, I had to take my own advice – 3 seconds of courage is all it takes. Looking back tt really was kind of funny, both of us sitting there, just having been married, and nervous to get up and dance together. 

So sometimes a deep breath and 3 seconds of courage is all it takes: 

  • To be intentional 
  • To be bold 
  • To be thoughtful 
  • To make an impact

And the scariest part of that is not the end goal, but the initial workup mentally. And so I want to pose this to us as we head into the weekend and a new week, where can you implement 3 seconds of courage? Someone in your life needs this from you! Maybe it is your wife or your family or your friends or your coworkers or a conversation you’ve been meaning to have for a while. All it takes is 3 seconds of courage. 

The Tale of Two Balls

THE SCENE: Upper 50s, cloudy, some drizzle at times
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Some stuff and some stretching were done until Crawdad pulled up, which was even later for him than usual.
THA-THANG:

Mosey to the restrooms at the base of the dragon’s tail.

Pickett’s charge up to the Collesseum

Battle buddy up for Ghostman Baseball

One team rolls the workout ball to determine the exercise and reps for 1st base and runs there, does the exercise, and runs back.

The other team rolls a different workout ball to determine the exercises and reps to do at home while the first team is running the bases.

The teams switch.

Repeat for 1st and 2nd (doing the exercises and reps from the roll on the way out and running back the same path back to home without doing the workout at the bases going back.

Repeat for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd.

Repeat for 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and home.

Mosey to the AO for a four-spoked wheel

First corner – 40 merkins

Run to the center of the parking lot for 3 burpees

Second corner – 40 curls with the rocks nearby

Run to the center for 3 burpees

Third corner – 40 squats

Run to the center for 3 burpees

Fourth corner – 40 LBCs

Run to the center for 3 burpees

MARY:
No time for Mary.  We held a plank for about 15 seconds until time

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 PAX, including Lillydipper and Pele who walked to nurse injuries (Pele still sweated like he had ran a marathon though – the circle of integrity was intact). Q-Bert doesn’t have a tag apparently because he was there but is not in the system.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Life is hard.  Regrets happen.  Strive for consistency, not perfection.

MOLESKIN:
Prayers for all those who have parents who have passed or who are battling health issues.  It gets easier, but it never gets better.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Brolympics coming in November

God’s Identity Papers

THE SCENE: 70s, clear but humid
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

20 Side Straddle Hops, 5 Burpees, 10 Mountain Climbers, 4 Burpees, 10 Twisties, 3 Burpees, 10 Windmills, 2 Burpees, 10 Tempo Merkins, 1 Burpee, Stretches
THA-THANG:
Mosey to parking lot close to the Brolympics Field.  Turn around about 1/3 of the way along the parking lot and Bernie Sanders to the curb. Mosey to the flat fields where we hold the Brolympics. There will be 8 cones set in a perpendicular line.  In single file we will serpentine between those 8 cones.  Then sprint to 2 cones set parallel to each other.  Do a broad jump at the imaginary line between those two cones.  Then bear crawl to the last cone.  Rinse and repeat two more times.

Run up to the Coliseum, stopping at the top of each hill to do 3 Burpees.

In the courtyard od the Coliseum we will do 20 American Hammers ans 20 Hello Dollies.

Next, we will run counterclockwise around the loop that goes by the Admin Bldg.  We will stop at each quarter to do the following exercises:

  • 1st quarter:  20 Diamond Merkins
  • 2nd quarter:  20 Calve Raises on Steps of Admin Bldg.
  • 3rd quarter:  20 Wide Merkins
  • 4th quarter:  20 Decline Merkins off benches in Coliseum Courtyard.
  • Rinse and repeat.

Mosey to bat cave.  We will run in a counterclockwise route stopping to do the following exercises at the following locations:

  • 20 Star Jumps at Bat Cave
  • 20 Carolina Drydocks at bottom of stairs.
  • 20 Incline Merkins on final summit od Mt. Everest.
  • 10 Dive Bombers at tip of summit.
  • Rinse and Repeat.

We will do 20 4 ct Baby Crunches.

Mosey to Rock Pile just below Coliseum.  Each man picks up a large rock.  Mosey with rock above head to next rock pile.  We will then do the following exercises with the rocks:

  • 20 Curls
  • 20 Overhead Presses
  • 20 Rows
  • 20 Chest Out Pushes

Mosey back to other rock pile and relace rocks

Mosey to nearest cone on Brolympics field.  We will Bear Crawl to parallel cones, then do a standing broad jump, then lunge to the next cone, then serpentine sprint between the last 8 cones.  Rinse and repeat.

Mosey to parking lot bt the Brolympics field.  We will sprint halfway down parking lot then Bernie Sanders to curb.  We will do the same thing back.  Then, mosey to AO.

We will do 20 Side Straddle Hops, then Bernie Sanders the length of the parking lot and sprint back.

 

MARY:
Stretches
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
13 men and one fine dog.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

God’s Identity Papers
With the war in Ukraine, with the long list of public shootings occurring over the past two months, including those in Buffalo, New York and Uvalde, Texas, with the inflation we are coping with in 2022, with the continuing Covid numbers that faded but now seem to be rising again, it is easy to lose sight of God.  We worry about the state of the world and continue to hear from news pundits and politicians about what should be done or, even more often, what isn’t being done.  God, where are you in this process?
Maybe this is a time when we should slow down . . . in order to allow our senses to hear God, to see Him, to feel Him, to taste and discover Him.  Where is He?
Let me read you a poem that my pastor, Shaun Slate told our congregation about.
I Wake Close To Morning by Mary Oliver
Why do people keep asking to see
God’s identity papers
when the darkness opening into morning
is more than enough?
Certainly any god might turn away in disgust.
Think of Sheba approaching
the kingdom of Solomon.
Do you think she had to ask,
“Is this the place?”

I am often guilty of failing to see God when the evidence is there before my very eyes.  The world spins in the same pattern daily, the days of the year remain the same, each season returns, the stars gaze at us from the sky, the birds in the air, the animals of the earth, the mountainous majesty, the waves of the ocean, all speak of the majesty of God.  Is it harder to believe when we see wars and shootings?  Maybe so.  But remember when Christ came to Earth over 2000 years ago?  What was the state of the world then?  Wasn’t their war and bloodshed then?  The Romans ruled much of Europe, the Middle East and parts of Asia through a bloody and deadly war campaign.  The Romans were often vicious, using people as slaves, hanging people on crosses in public areas to remind people to fear the Roman Empire or else.  And Christ, the one who Christians like me believe is the loving representation of God, was hung by those very Romans on a cross for all to witness.  It was hard for Christ’s disciples to believe.  But Christ showed Himself to them.

Where is God in these uneasy times we face?  Allow God to show Himself to you.  His identity papers are all around us.  Let us open our eyes and see.

MOLESKIN:
Prayers for all those impacted by the war in Ukraine and by the recent shootings in the United States.  Prayers for Steam’s safe travels to Kentucky next week and for all our brothers who are traveling.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
F6 and Del Monte are performing in the musical, Something Rotten at the UT theatre.  F3 Knoxville has a convergence at Juco on July 2.

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Trivia Night

After being properly motivated, we did some Stretchies and we vowed to trust the (Junk) Science. Everybody got 10 years of invincibility; you’re welcome. PAX was quiet, so we did some Shoulder Blasters because that always gets people complaining.

Trivia Night at F3 commenced. If you or your partner got a correct answer, you were both exempted from burpees before the next exercise. Some guys know sports, some guys know art and literature, some guys know history. Some guys (looking at you, Lulu) just start doing burpees.

We hit the Cloud for some Descending Box Baby Box Rows, then traveled to the Caribbean for juuust a hint of a Sutherland Seabiscuit. Just a skosh. The faintest whiff.

Speaking of Seabiscuit, Convoy and Swimmies are like two thoroughbreds among a bunch old mares on their way to the glue factory. They beat us to Cardiac, where we only had time for one and a half Crawdad Comebacks.

Two things about your Q: 1) he is not going to make you do knee-based air presses on asphalt, and 2) time management may not be his strong suit. So we couldn’t complete a full round of the Dark Webb, and it was all Q’s fault. But as Donald Rumsfeld said, “You go to F3 with the Q you have, not with the Q you wish you had.”

MARY:
Lebowski pointed out another ill effect of Q’s poor clock management, which is that we didn’t go by the ATM and none of us has cash for the weekend.

Sincere gratitude to all F3 men for leading and participating in workouts. I wouldn’t do anything if it wasn’t for you all.

Philippians 4:10-13.