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Warriors working upper body

January 26, 2022 Curveball

THE SCENE:

Partly Cloudy	Temperature	Humidity	Feels like	Wind Speed	Wind Direction
Partly Cloudy	26 ℉	74%	18 ℉	7.3 mi/h	NNE

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER.
Delivered as desired. I am not a professional.

WARM-O-RAMA:

25 SSHs, Cherry Pickers OYO, 10 Windmills, 5 Ranger Merkins, and 5 Spiderman Merkins.

THA-THANG:

Mosey to berm along football field. 10 Incline Merkins. 10 Decline Merkins.

Mosey to big parking lot. 10 stations in basically a loop. On your own move from one station to next do exercises. 5 total laps.
#1 5 Ranger Merkins
#2 5 Diamond Merkins
#3 5 Wide Merkins
#4 5 Carolina Dry Docks
#5 5 Spiderman Merkins
#6 5 Regular Merkins
#7 10 BBS
#8 10 Squats
#9 10 LBCs
#10 10 Monkey Humpers

On fifth lap, 10 each of all Merkins.

Mosey to short wall by church. 15 Incline Merkins. 15 Decline Merkins.

Mosey to CMU pile. Grab a CMU
20 Curls, 20 Overhead Triceps, 20 Overhead Press
15 Curls, 15 Overhead Triceps, 15 Overhead Press
10 Curls, 10 Overhead Triceps, 10 Overhead Press
5 Curls, 5 Overhead Triceps, 5 Overhead Press
Quick break mosey to end of parking lot and back
20 CMU Merkin, 10 count break
15 CMU Merkin, 10 count break
10 CMU Merkin, 1 or 2 count (No real break and do 5 more)
5 CMU Merkin

Mosey back to AO
MARY:
30 Flutter kicks
20 Merkins
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
6 Brothers.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
For Dumpster Dive’s mother and her recovery from surgery. For elderly friend of Cheetsheet and her well being. For Cheetsheet’s daughter and all kids that they become stronger and grow because of the love of their parents. For those suffering from covid and other illnesses. For the unsaid prayers in our hearts.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Grit up the hill

January 19, 2022 Guardrail

THE SCENE: 32 Degree, Dry and Nice
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Windmills, Cherry Pickers, Bonnie Blairs, Butt Kicks, Newton’s cradle Merkins
THA-THANG:
Brief stop for some rocks (overhead claps, seal claps) at the guardrail (dips) before we headed to Jucomajaro and at each line did 10 or more of the exercises till we made it to the top (where there was a Jeep parked with someone in it). Between the lines on the way up we alternated between bear crawl, bernie and mosey.

Newton’s cradle merkins
Burpee
Mtn Climbers
BBS
LBC
Side crunches
Downhill Merkins
Superman
Kick throughs
Imperial walkers
Squats
and a bunch of other things we called out on the way up and then did the same of on the way down.

MARY:
Enough time for some toy soldiers, flutter kicks and protractor
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 HIMS

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Philippians 2 says: work out your salvation with fear and trembling.
Out here, God gives us the breath and the chance to be here.
We bring some good old fashion grit and make a trip up Jucomajaro
Or we are motivated to do more pushups than we would do on our own.
So thank you.
But The Christian walk isn’t like that. But we do bring something.

The difference is explained in the next verse:

for it is God who works in you, both to will and to work for his good pleasure.

I don’t have it figured out, we work at it. He does the work. Pray that God will empower your spiritual life to be greater than just trying hard, but that God would move through you.

Pocket Co-Q

January 15, 2022 Mudpuppy

THE SCENE: Beautiful,Brisk Mid-Winter Morning
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Motivators, Merkins and a lil this-n-that.
THA-THANG:
We did a little Mosey. Took on pockets charge. Did some laps around the coliseum then Mosey over to high heels parking lot. Mosey and sprints mixed in with some lunges, dips, merkins and squats. Mosey over to the pavilion for some CMU work with Matlock.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Chris Norton and 7 Yards

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Keep Junk and Ribbed in your prayers.

Shamrock – Road Rage!

January 10, 2022 Anchorman

THE SCENE: 28F wind chill of 22F. Numb faces and plenty of snot.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Side Straddle hop (IC) 4 CT x 25

Tie Fighter 4 CT x 10 each

Cherry Pickers x5

Flutter Kicks 25 – 4 count

Air Drama – Squat with calf rise at the top X20

Stretch

Mosey to the big parking lot. Need 16 lines.

Line 1 – 25 Merkins

Line 2 – 25 Big Boys

Line 3 – 25 Squats

Line 4 – Calf Raises

Repeat for 4 rounds total

We will end up at 100 reps per exercise.

Mosey to a tall curb for 1 minute AMRAPs

Curb Alperts – Like the Musician Herb Albert? – Step ups with hands – 1 minute

Rocky Balboas – 1 minute

Curb Dips – 1 minute

Mosey to Weigels

Monkey Humpers to warm up the legs

Run / Jog / Walk to the top.

Mosey back to the AO

We knocked out 2 more rounds of 25 Merkins, Big Boys, Squats and Calf raises

We ended up with a total of 150 reps.

MARY:

Scissor kicks, Snow Angels, Box cutters and pickle pointers.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Anchorman, Waxjob, Pom-Pom, Baby Boomer, Honeydew, Curveball, Mermaid, Osteen, Fabio, Music City, Trolley, Cosmo,
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

A Liturgy For Experiencing Road Rage – From “Every Moment Holy” by Douglas Kaine McKelvey

If my hearth were more content in you, O Lord,

I would be less inclined to rage at others.

Let me gauge by the knot in my gut,

The poverty of my own understanding

Of the grace that I have received

From a God who, loving me

Chose rather to receive wounds

Than to give them.

Take from me my self-righteousness,

And my ego-driven demands for respect.

Overthrow the tyranny of my anger, O Lord,

And in its place establish a better vision

Of your throne,

Your kingdom,

And your peace.

Amen.

———

Although I rarely experience road rage I definitely experience other forms of anger. I love the comparison to the example that Christ led on Earth. He could have raged and kicked so many butts. In the end he chose to accept the wounds over giving them.

Betty White and John Madden

January 5, 2022 Curveball

THE SCENE:

Partly Cloudy	Temperature	Humidity	Feels like	Wind Speed	Wind Direction
Partly Cloudy	39 ℉	87%	34 ℉	8.3 mi/h	SW

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER.
I am not a professional.

WARM-O-RAMA:

Straight into a mosey. .15 miles and then 20 SSHs and 10 Rockettes. Mosey .15 miles then Cherry Pickers OYO, 20 total Tie Fighters, and 10 Merkins.

THA-THANG:

Retread of Fun with the Alphabet workout. Based on this list:

A – Burpees x 15
B – Little Baby Crunches x 30
C – Jump Squats x 20
D – Merkins x 20
E – Squats x 25
F – Plank x 60 seconds
G – Lunges x 30
H – Carolina Dry Docks x 25
I – Side Lunges x 30
J – Freddie Mercury x 50
K – Iron Mikes (Jump Lunges) x 25
L – Military Toe Touch Situps x 20
M – Single Leg Squats x 20 (10 each leg)
N – Dips or Diamond Merkins x 20
O – SSH Jumping Jacks x 50
P – Hello Dolly x 20
Q – Box Jump x 16 or Cross Country Skiers x 30
R – Flutter Kicks x 50
S – High Knees x 50
T – Mountain Climbers x 50
U – Bobby Hurleys x 20
V – Wide Merkins 20
W – Monkey Humpers x 25
X – Shoulder Taps x 40
Y – Supermans x 20
Z – Heals to Heaven x 20

Using four variations of the above alphabet/exercises. During Welcome tell PAX to think of and remember the names of their favorite pets. Now, mosey about .15 miles to different exercise locations. Using alphabet workout list, do the exercises of the first pet name. Mosey .15 miles, switch to second alphabet variation, and do second pet name. Do this for all pets of the PAX or until you run out of time.

Half way through, mosey to CMU pile. Everyone grab a CMU. One half of a Gorilla Complex.

Then back to alphabet workout and PAX pet names.

Then Mosey back to AO. (Mosey distances are all basically just far enough and slow enough to have a break.)

MARY:
Last pet of the group was used for the Mary.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
7 Brothers.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

MOLESKIN:
For the loss of a father-n-law and those in that family. For those suffering from covid and other illnesses. For the unsaid prayers in our hearts.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: