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Shamrock – Road Rage!

THE SCENE: 28F wind chill of 22F. Numb faces and plenty of snot.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Side Straddle hop (IC) 4 CT x 25

Tie Fighter 4 CT x 10 each

Cherry Pickers x5

Flutter Kicks 25 – 4 count 

Air Drama – Squat with calf rise at the top X20 

Stretch 

Mosey to the big parking lot. Need 16 lines. 

Line 1 – 25 Merkins

Line 2 – 25 Big Boys

Line 3 – 25 Squats

Line 4 – Calf Raises 

Repeat for 4 rounds total

We will end up at 100 reps per exercise. 

Mosey to a tall curb for 1 minute AMRAPs

Curb Alperts – Like the Musician Herb Albert?  – Step ups with hands – 1 minute

Rocky Balboas – 1 minute

Curb Dips – 1 minute 

Mosey to Weigels

Monkey Humpers to warm up the legs

Run / Jog / Walk to the top.

Mosey back to the AO

We knocked out 2 more rounds of 25 Merkins, Big Boys, Squats and Calf raises

We ended up with a total of 150 reps. 

MARY:

Scissor kicks, Snow Angels, Box cutters and pickle pointers.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Anchorman, Waxjob, Pom-Pom, Baby Boomer, Honeydew, Curveball, Mermaid, Osteen, Fabio, Music City, Trolley, Cosmo,
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

A Liturgy For Experiencing Road Rage – From “Every Moment Holy” by Douglas Kaine McKelvey

If my hearth were more content in you, O Lord, 

I would be less inclined to rage at others. 

Let me gauge by the knot in my gut,

The poverty of my own understanding 

Of the grace that I have received

From a God who, loving me

Chose rather to receive wounds

Than to give them. 

Take from me my self-righteousness, 

And my ego-driven demands for respect. 

Overthrow the tyranny of my anger, O Lord,

And in its place establish a better vision

Of your throne, 

Your kingdom, 

And your peace. 

Amen. 

———

Although I rarely experience road rage I definitely experience other forms of anger. I love the comparison to the example that Christ led on Earth. He could have raged and kicked so many butts. In the end he chose to accept the wounds over giving them. 

 

Betty White and John Madden

THE SCENE:

Partly Cloudy Temperature Humidity Feels like Wind Speed Wind Direction
39 ℉ 87% 34 ℉ 8.3 mi/h SW

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER.
I am not a professional.

WARM-O-RAMA:

Straight into a mosey. .15 miles and then 20 SSHs and 10 Rockettes. Mosey .15 miles then Cherry Pickers OYO, 20 total Tie Fighters, and 10 Merkins.

THA-THANG:

Retread of Fun with the Alphabet workout. Based on this list:

A – Burpees x 15
B – Little Baby Crunches x 30
C – Jump Squats x 20
D – Merkins x 20
E – Squats x 25
F – Plank x 60 seconds
G – Lunges x 30
H – Carolina Dry Docks x 25
I – Side Lunges x 30
J – Freddie Mercury x 50
K – Iron Mikes (Jump Lunges) x 25
L – Military Toe Touch Situps x 20
M – Single Leg Squats x 20 (10 each leg)
N – Dips or Diamond Merkins x 20
O – SSH Jumping Jacks x 50
P – Hello Dolly x 20
Q – Box Jump x 16 or Cross Country Skiers x 30
R – Flutter Kicks x 50
S – High Knees x 50
T – Mountain Climbers x 50
U – Bobby Hurleys x 20
V – Wide Merkins 20
W – Monkey Humpers x 25
X – Shoulder Taps x 40
Y – Supermans x 20
Z – Heals to Heaven x 20

Using four variations of the above alphabet/exercises. During Welcome tell PAX to think of and remember the names of their favorite pets. Now, mosey about .15 miles to different exercise locations. Using alphabet workout list, do the exercises of the first pet name. Mosey .15 miles, switch to second alphabet variation, and do second pet name. Do this for all pets of the PAX or until you run out of time.

Half way through, mosey to CMU pile. Everyone grab a CMU. One half of a Gorilla Complex.

Then back to alphabet workout and PAX pet names.

Then Mosey back to AO.  (Mosey distances are all basically just far enough and slow enough to have a break.)

MARY:
Last pet of the group was used for the Mary.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
7 Brothers.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Betty White and John Madden both recently passed away. In looking for quotes from either of them, I realized their ‘best’ quotes are not that profound. But both people are memorable and have positively affected a great many. You don’t have to spout off mind bending words of wisdom to be a positive influence. Be yourself. Have fun. Be nice. You’ll be remembered and well thought of.

 

MOLESKIN:
For the loss of a father-n-law and those in that family. For those suffering from covid and other illnesses. For the unsaid prayers in our hearts.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Shamrock – Snow fun like F3

THE SCENE: 32F slush & snow
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Run 3 laps in parking lot

10 Merkins OYO

Cherry Pickers: 5

Run 3 laps in parking lot

10 Merkins

Tie Fighters

Run 3 laps in parking lot

10 Merkins

10 – 4 count twinkle toes 

THA-THANG:

Mosey to CMU pile to grab 1 CMU

Stop for 25 curb dips 

Mosey with CMU to the covered walkway 

Stop for 25 curb dips

We did 3 rounds of this….

5 Burpees

10 Merkins

15 Overhead press

20 Big Boy Sit-ups

25 Calf raises – with CMU

30 Freddie Mercury – single count

35 Curls

40 American Hammers – single 

45 LBC’s 

50 Shoulder taps – single 

Mosey to return CMUs

20 CMU squats

50’ CMU drag

20 CMU squats 

Return CMUs

Mosey back to covered area for Mary and Word. 

MARY:

Flutter kicks, 20 Snow Angels, Pickle Pounders – Monkey Humpers, planks.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Anchorman, Baby Boomer, Cosmo, Pom-Pom, Honeydew, Waxjob, Curveball
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

The Priestly Blessing

22 The Lord said to Moses, 23 “Tell Aaron and his sons, ‘This is how you are to bless the Israelites. Say to them:

24 

“‘“The Lord bless you

and keep you;

25 

the Lord make his face shine on you

and be gracious to you;

26 

the Lord turn his face toward you

and give you peace.”’

27 “So they will put my name on the Israelites, and I will bless them.”

Text from a friend on New Years Day. 

Praying the Lord’s blessings run over your cup in this new year!

After my friend sent that short text to me I did a quiet time meditating on the verses from Numbers.  The thought I ended with was this. 

Who will I share that blessing of hope and peace to? There are people in our lives who need to hear words of encouragement. If God puts a name on your heart, drop what you are doing to text or call them.

The Final Beatdown — All Requests Q

Final Q of 2021

  • Friday, December 31st, 2021
  • AO: Shamrock
  • 0530 — 0615

[ The Scene ]

  • 50s

[ Welcome/Disclaimer ]

  • Welcome to F3: Fitness/Fellowship/Faith
  • And welcome to the last Q of the year!
  • My name is Steam and I’m honored to be your Q this morning
  • A few things before we begin this morning:
    • I’m not a professional
    • You’re here on your own volition
    • You know your body better than anyone else, if you need to modify anything we do this morning, feel free to do so but push yourselves and the men around you — they deserve it and so do you
  • FNGs?

Sticky note activity

Before we begin this morning, I’m going to pass around a sticky note and pen. On that sticky note, I want you to write down a burden or something tough that you’ve carried this year. At any point in time, for any length. Then crumple that sticky note up and hold onto it in one hand as we do the warm-o-Rama.

[ Warm o Rama ]

  • SSH: 10×4 IC
  • The Motivator: 10 (Completed 5, spread the last 5 out later)
  • Rockette: 10×4 IC
  • Baby Arm Circles: 10×4 F
  • Baby Arm Circles: 10×4 B

[ The Thang ]

Everyone got their sticky notes? Okay keep holding onto it and let’s mosey.

(Mosey to the CMU pile)

  • Put sticky note in your pocket and make sure it can’t fall out easily
  • Get a CMU

(1) 1st 5

  • 25 curls (1ct)
  • 25 chest presses (1ct)
  • 25 rows (1ct)
  • 25 CMU merkins (1ct)

***Core 4***

  • LBC: 25×4 IC
  • Flutter Kicks: 25×4 IC
  • American Hammers: 25×4 IC
  • Cockroach: 25×4

***Complete 3/5 remaining Motivators***

(Carry CMUs to 1st set of speed bumps.)

***Complete last 2/5 remaining Motivators***

(2) 2nd 5

  • 25 chest presses on the ground (1ct)
    • Carry CMU to next speed bump
  • 25 BBS (1ct)
    • Carry CMU back to speed bump 1
  • 25 squats (1ct)
    • Carry CMU to next speed bump
  • 25 tricep extensions (1ct)
    • Carry CMU back to speed bump 1

***Core 4***

  • LBCs: 25×4 IC
  • Flutter Kicks: 25×4 IC
  • American Hammers: 25×4 IC
  • Cockroach: 25×4 IC

(Mosey to CMU pile parking lot)

***Core 4***

  • LBCs: 25×4
  • Flutter kicks: 25×4
  • American hammers:25×4
  • Cockroach: 25×4

(Mosey back to AO)

[ Mary ]

Final ATMs of the year

SWS — Stretching With Steam

[ COT ]

  • # off — 7 
  • Name o Rama
  • FNGs — 0, but Mr. Clean from F3 Chattanooga + Soot joined the Shamrock today. 
  • BOM

Photo Finish — i’m not sure about y’all, but for me going into the end of this year has felt a little bit like a photo finish. But some of the things that you don’t see and will not see in the photo finish necessarily is the condition of the racers at the start and middle, just the finish. But the fact that you’re here this morning, with breath in your lungs and vitality in your bones, is a good sign. It’s a great sign as we end the year and remember that we might have been in a completely different location physically, mentally, emotionally, and spiritually at the start and middle of this year.

Now as to what you’ve been carrying around with you for the last 45 minutes.

The instructions were to write down some thing that has been a burden for you or some thing that you have been caring around this year. And I first had you hold it in your hand as we did some exercises and moved from one place to another and it was probably pretty obvious and apparent that that thing was in your hand. Then when we got to a new location I told you to put it in your pocket and it remained there until this moment and some of you like me, may have forgotten that that burden for that thing that you wrote down that you’ve been caring was in your pocket during the past 30 minutes or so.

Now that is all good and fine because the sticky note doesn’t weigh that much, but I’m willing to bet what’s on that sticky note weighs a lot more than we’re willing to say.

And so I just have one question for you, “What if?”

The soundtrack of the enemy is “What If?” What if these test results don’t come back good? What if I don’t get the job? What if my plan doesn’t go the way I saw it going? What if I lose my job? What if the worst happens? What if ___________ ? Fill in the blank. The soundtrack of the Kingdom is “Even if.” Even if this doesn’t go the way I thought, God is still good. Even if I don’t get the job, it’s okay. Even if this relationship doesn’t pan out like I thought, He is still good. Even if _________. Fill in the blank.

So going into this new year, we’re going to take the soundtrack of hell, the soundtrack of the enemy, “What if?” And flip it on its head. Here’s how:

  • What if this is the year I step further into purpose for where God is calling me?
  • What if this is the year I choose to say yes with an open hands policy for the plan God has for me?
  • What if this is the year I spend more time praying and working on my marriage/relationship?
    What if this is the year that I take a leap of faith and have some Godfidence?
  • What if this is the year that I start that podcast? I start that YouTube channel. I start that book God has placed on my heart.
    What if this is the year I’m more obedient than I ever have been?
  • What if _________. Fill in the blank.
  • What if this is the year I step further Into Purpose, On Purpose, For Purpose?

Two things I want to leave you with when it comes to what you’ve carried this year, and you answering the “What If?” Of your life.

“Then Jesus said, “Come to me, all of you who are weary and carry heavy burdens, and I will give you rest.” – Matthew‬ ‭11:28‬ ‭NLT‬‬

““Are you tired? Worn out? Burned out on religion? Come to me. Get away with me and you’ll recover your life. I’ll show you how to take a real rest. Walk with me and work with me—watch how I do it. Learn the unforced rhythms of grace. I won’t lay anything heavy or ill-fitting on you. Keep company with me and you’ll learn to live freely and lightly.”” – Matthew‬ ‭11:28-30‬ ‭MSG‬‬

This is my prayer for me and this is my prayer for you men.

Friends of God

THE SCENE: Windy, temp in high sixties.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
20 Side Straddle Hops, 10 Mountain Climbers, 8 Twisties, 5 Burpees, 10 Windmills, 10 Baby Arm Circles Forward and Backward.

THA-THANG:

Mosey to beginning of the Dragon Tail.  We will do Route 66 up the Dragon Tail with Squat Jumps as the exercise.  Those getting to the top first circle back to the six and go up with them.

Mosey on perimeter trail to the stop sign by the road that goes to Admin Bldg.  We will do 20 Hello Dollies and 15 Merkins.

Mosey on perimeter trail until it gets close to Lyons Bend.  We will do 20 American Hammers and 15 Merkins.

Mosey to bottom of Mt Everest.  We will do 20 Flutter Kicks and 15 Merkins.

Mosey to the Utility Bldg.  We will do 20 Bicycle Kicks and 15 Merkins.

Mosey up the road from Northshore Gate until we hit parking lot on left.  We will do 20 Box Cutters and 15 Merkins.

Mosey to Parking Lot by Apartments.  We will do 20 Hello Dollies and 15 Merkins.

Mosey to roadway that goes by Outdoor Chapel.  We will do 20 Bench Dips at curb and 15 Merkins.

Mosey to parking lot that goes by new restrooms.  We will do 20 American Hammers and 15 Merkins.

Mosey to parking lot by entrance to ball parks.  We will do 20 Flutter Kicks and 15 Merkins.

Next, we will sprint from one curb in the parking lot to the other and back, doing 3 burpees at each curb.  We will Bernie Sanders from one curb to the other and back, doing 3 burpees at each curb.  We will rinse and repeat above.

Mosey to AO.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
17 men, no FNGs.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Some of you may have heard of a signer called Nightbirde.  Her actual name is Jane Marczewski.  At age 30 she has survived very difficult stints of cancer.  The first time she was diagnosed in 2017, she was told she would live for only 3 to 6 months.  She was cancer free after treatment but the cancer came back in 2018.  At that time, her husband of five years left her.  Through painful treatment she became cancer free again in July of 2020.  She went on to perform her own song, “It’s OK” in the 16th Season of America’s Got Talent in 2021.  Her song, “It’s OK” went to number one on I Tunes and number two on You Tube. Before the quarterfinals of American’s Got Talent, she announced she had cancer again and had to withdrawal.

Something that has been both surprising and inspirational about this 30-year-old woman is her faith in God through the torment and continuing battles with cancer.  Her relationship with God is certainly not a simple and sweet one.  But it has been very personal, and God wants us to have that same personal relationship with him.  She says:

“I am God’s downstairs neighbor, banging on the ceiling with a broomstick. I show up at His door every day. Sometimes with songs, sometimes with curses. Sometimes apologies, gifts, questions, demands. Sometimes I use my key under the mat to let myself in. Other times, I sulk outside until He opens the door to me Himself,” she continued. “I have called Him a cheat and a liar, and I meant it. I have told Him I wanted to die, and I meant it. Tears have become the only prayer I know. Prayers roll over my nostrils and drip down my forearms. They fall to the ground as I reach for Him. These are the prayers I repeat night and day; sunrise, sunset.”

Nightbirde proclaims that her relationship with God has grown through the process. She states:

“Call me bitter if you want to—that’s fair. Count me among the angry, the cynical, the offended, the hardened. But count me also among the friends of God. For I have seen Him in rare form. I have felt His exhale, laid in His shadow, squinted to read the message He wrote for me in the grout {of the bathroom floor}.

As for the name she chose to go by as a singer, Jane Marczewski says, “I want to be the bird that sings in anticipation of the good things that I trust are coming.”

Gents, let us take courage from the words of this small 30-year-old woman who weighs less than 100 pounds.  Let us count ourselves among the friends of God.
MOLESKIN:
Prayers for safe travels for Pusher and family to San Francisco on Thursday; for Corona Weight and his family as he will have over 180 days of travel with his job in 2022; for Rooney’s church family; for Swimmies and his family as they move to new home this week; and, for Jinxy and his family as his daughter, Carli, and his son-in-law, Hooker, are going to have another baby.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Asylum workout on Saturday will be at 8:30 am instead of 7:00 am.  Polar Bear Plunge will be at noon at fork in river near Townsend.