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JUCO Slaughterhouse II- Veterans’ Day Special

THE SCENE: Clear, chilly, full moon; 6 point buck watched over the sophomore hill setup… he approved.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Side Straddle Hops x 10

Windmill x 10

Cherry Pickers x 10
THA-THANG:

  • Indian Run (last man up) to Sophomore Hill to celebrate Forrest Gump: partner up. PAX 1 “Shrimps” up the hill, LT Dan back down, and complete a Diamond Clock. PAX 2 celebrates legs with 10 “Mrs. Gumps” (monkey humpers w/sound effects), Range Targets down the hill, then Lunge Walks back to start point.  Trade positions to complete the set.
  • Run Forrest Run to the CMU pile and bulldoze to the parking lot. Keep your partner and DORA 100 “Jennys” (modified hello dollys), 200 BBS with CMU, 300 pullovers (over-planned, no chance of completing in time allotted)
  • Mosey back to AO, complete side crunches to run out the clock.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“Greater love hath no man that to lay down his life for a friend”, many have made that sacrifice, but it sucks for everyone involved. I pray that none of you are ever put into that type of situation. “Husbands, love your wives as Christ loved the church”- we’re not getting nailed to a cross for them, so how do we love them? Visit 1 Corinthians 13- Love is patient and kind; love does not envy or boast; it is not arrogant or rude. It does not insist on its own way; it is not irritable or resentful…” If someone asked your wife to describe you, in full honesty, would patient and kind be the first words out of her mouth? Honestly, I’d be 0 for 9 on that list. As HIMs, we need to strive to be better at love, toward our neighbor, our family, our friends. We need to bring peace with us wherever we walk, not chaos. Walk into your home, your work, your church, your life, prepared to be humble and peaceful.
MOLESKIN:
Prayer requests: Commission’s friend and mentor Dillard passed away; pray for peace and healing for the loss. Nutmeg’s father undergoing a major surgery. Pete Billingsley’s health as he struggles with a dire heart issue.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Congrats to JUCO for taking the AO Brolympics title, and to Spotter for nearly beating Woodshack out of the individual title.

Calf Raises and Bear/Crab Races at JUCO

THE SCENE: 41F and clear
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Baby arm circles forward (IC) 4 CT x 10

Baby arm circles backwards (IC) 4 CT x 10

Overhead clap (IC) 4 CT x 16

Side Straddle hop (IC) 4 CT x 20

Mountain Climbers (IC) 4-count x 20

Tempo squats (IC) 4 CT x 10

Squat Calf raises (IC) 4 CT x 10

THA-THANG:

2 lines Mosey to coupon pile  

Surprise stop for 5 Jumping Spiders OYO  x 2

Surprise stop for 10 Jumping Spiders OYO  x 1

Surprise stop for 10 Smurf Jacks  OYO

Grab a coupon – all in cadence single count

Overhead triceps combined w/ Calf raises x20

Hold Squat and do Curls x20 

Repeat both

Mosey with coupon to top of sophomore hill, stop halfway to do 10 Merkins OYO 1 hand on then switch to other hand and do 10 more Merkins 

Bernie to the top of sophomore hill

Grab a tall curb. 

Tricep dips  (IC) 4-count x10

Squat Calf raises (IC) 4 count with coupon held out in front

Tricep dips (IC) 4-count x10 – Optional Coupon on lap

Squat Calf raises (IC) 4 count with coupon held out in front

1 lap around the hill doing a Bernie back up to the top

Tricep dips (IC) 4-count x10 – Optional Coupon on lap

Squat Calf raises (IC) 4 count with coupon held out in front

Mosey to Coupon Pile

Hold blocks overhead and do squat calf raises x20

Return coupons 

Mosey 

Halt for 10 more Jumping Spiders OYO

Halt for Flutter Kicks (IC) 4-count x 20

Indian crab bear race from 1 line to the next approx. 20 yards  ( groups of about 5 ) 

Repeat for another race. 

Mosey 

Front Parking Lot

10 Merkins OYO then side shuffle to the end then 10 squats OYO side shuffle back

20 Mountain Climbers then side shuffle to the end then 20 squat calf raises OYO side shuffle back

MARY:
Judge Judy led us in 23 burpees as payment for our lack of food donations. Lessons were learned. Tears were shed.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

29 HIMs: Weedwacker, Anchorman, Commission, Curveball, Downhill, Erector, Frenchie, Gump, Judge Judy, KickFlip, Mermaid, Nadia, Pool Boy, Sargent Slaughter, Spotter, Shingles, Guardrail, Alter Boy, Mandolin, Rosetta, Trolley, Slappy, Hydro, Kenjo, Edit, Mailbox, Butcher, La-Z-Boy

!!!Welcome FNG “Geo Crap” !!!

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

The Word:  Romans 7:18-25 – Released From the Law, Bound to Christ – Pauls submission to Christ

For I have the desire to do what is good, but I cannot carry it out. 19 For I do not do the good I want to do, but the evil I do not want to do—this I keep on doing. 20 Now if I do what I do not want to do, it is no longer I who do it, but it is sin living in me that does it. 21 So I find this law at work: Although I want to do good, evil is right there with me. 22 For in my inner being I delight in God’s law; 23 but I see another law at work in me, waging war against the law of my mind and making me a prisoner of the law of sin at work within me. 24 What a wretched man I am! Who will rescue me from this body that is subject to death? 25 Thanks be to God, who delivers me through Jesus Christ our Lord!

The 1st time that I truly heard this passage was about 3 years ago when I was a part of a group at church called Strong Hearts.  

I’m so thankful that Paul wrote this because we have all been there. We are cruising along in our Christian lives and then we fail. Then we feel the guilt pile on us.(Verse 24) We failed our father. (Verse 25) Our saving grace. Thankful that one of the great superheroes of the Bible laid it all out and admitted his struggles for an example for us.

MOLESKIN:

Prayer requests. Praise that Sargent Slaughter’s wife is recovering. Prayer for guys at F3 with injuries. Safety for Brolympics

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Brolympics Saturday at 6:45AM – The Asylum – Lakeshore Park

The Return of Burpin’ Bernie

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THE SCENE: 40ish, just about perfect.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • 10-Cherry Pickers
  • 10 – Windmills
  • 15 – lbac forward/backward
  • 15 – Tempo Merkins
  • 20 – Tempo Squats

THA-THANG:
Line up on curb and run at 50% to other side of launch parking lot. 40xCalf Raises on opposite curb

Run back at 75% effort. Performed 20 4-count Rocky Balboa’s

Mosey to the large parking lot for the return of an old friend.

Burpin’ Bernies

The large parking lot has 10 parking rows. Starting on the West side of the parking lot, run to the first row (Level 1) and perform 1 burpee, Bernie back to the start and perform the level 1 exercise, run to the second row (Level 2) and perform 2 burpees, Bernie back to the start and perform the level 2 exercise. Complete until finished with level 10.

  1. 10 – Carolina Dry Docks
  2. 20 – Monkey Humpers
  3. 30 – Plank Dips
  4. 40 – Merkins
  5. 50 – Smurf Jacks
  6. 60 – Flutter Kicks
  7. 70 – Shoulder Taps
  8. 80 – Air Squats
  9. 90 – Freddie Mercuries
  10. 100 – Side Straddle Hops

In total there were 550 reps of the level exercises and 55 burpees. We ran 3/4 mile forwards and 3/4 mile backwards. Last time we had about 3 of the PAX finish all ten levels, this time I believe it was 7-8 PAX.

MARY:
No time.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
23 HIMs.  Love the JUCO PAX and their enthusiasm.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Don’t allow yourself to become complacent. It’s obvious that no one here is complacent with their physical self as we are all here to grow and push ourselves to the next level. It’s important that we apply that same desire to grow in all areas of our lives. Christ addressed the church in Laodicea in Revelation 3 saying, “‘I know your works: you are neither cold nor hot. Would that you were either cold or hot! So, because you are lukewarm, and neither hot nor cold, I will spit you out of my mouth.” The church had become complacent with where they were spiritually and Christ reprimanded them for it. Let’s strive to be passionate about all that we do. To push ourselves to the next level physically, spiritually, and mentally. 

MOLESKIN:

Shoutout to Erector and Anchorman for knocking out a long pre-run.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Canned food drive for Second Harvest