F3 Knoxville

Gold Rush!

THE SCENE: perfectly right in between cold and warm.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

I had them youngsters bid farewell to Sally with some cossack squats. Sally was a mess of emotion. First she was up, then down, then up again…

Then we all settled affairs at the farm by selling our 10 henderkins to farmer Yosef, and but then we were cut free to head up to the mountains and seek our fortunes.

THA-THANG:
Everyone grabbed a pickaxe from the CMU depot, so there was plenty of them up in the mines.

Without giving away any incriminating details, and laid out the plan that would soon make me-er uh… all of us rich!

At the mountain, we had a couple of fellers hold up the old abandoned mine shafts in a variety of ways:

  • Low plank
  • Knees above parallel bars
  • Bar hang
  • Low dip
  • Balance board
  • Etc.

Meanwhile we sent another feller down in the mine to dig out some nuggets (10 blockies per nugget). As soon as anyone dropped their shaft, boy I’ll tell you it kicked up a heap of dust and make a racket that carried on for miles! So I told the boys to split and split fast anytime that happened and to lay low in the camps.

Laying low in the camps:

Camp 1

  • 20 iron Mikes 2ct
  • 20 monkey jumpers 4ct
  • 20 side lunges (10 each leg)

Camp 2

  • 20 mountain Climbers 4ct
  • 20 Peter Parkers 4ct
  • 20 in and outs single ct

Camp 3

  • 20 diamond merkins
  • 20 Carolina dry dock
  • 20 Berpees

Camp 4

  • 20 cmu bent rows
  • 20 Lawnmowers (10 per arm)
  • 20 cmu swings

MARY:
After a good day of prospecting, I introduced the boys to Mary and she showed us a good time… 20 ic LBCs and hold 6 inches…

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Much like prospecting, life can feel like things are getting in the way of each other. Work keeps us from family. Family drama makes work hard. Etc. However, we need to keep the perspective that we are where we are meant to be in each moment to do the best we can in that moment. Laying low in the camps isn’t just so you can get up to mine gold. There is good stuff happening wherever we are if we’re willing to be a part of it.
MOLESKIN:
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ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Breakfast @Drifter’s on Saturday and Snokel says we’ll have to earn it.

Don’t mess up the pretty dirt

THE SCENE: Cold and a bit frosty
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Arm Circles x10 IC
  • Cherry Pickers x8 IC
  • 10 Squats, run to other side of parking lot and do 5 merkins and return
    • Repeat with 20 and 30 squats

THA-THANG:

Indian Run over to the Educator only to find out that there is nice smooth dirt (probably freshly seeded). Woodshack did not want to harm the dirt since he is so nice. So instead, we jogged over to the worse and steeper Mount Suckmore and did 12’s instead of 11’s since time was wasted.

  • Start with 11 Iron Mikes (each leg) at the bottom
  • Start with 1 Inchworm Merkin Broad Jump at the top
  • Bernie up the hill each time (RIP quads)

Indian Run back to AO

MARY:
Thunderstruck!

  • Hold a plank through the song Thunderstruck
  • Merkin every time “thunder” is said
  • Should taps during solo
  • LBC’s and Heels to Heaven to close out time

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
13 strong
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Kobe Bryant was all over the news and social media this week after his sudden passing in a helicopter crash. One of my favorite quotes I saw by him was:

” I don’t want to be the next Michael Jordan, I only want to be Kobe Bryant”

He spent his life becoming one of the greatest basketball players of all time. He had plenty of people he looked up to, but he was himself and never stopped being himself.

1 Samuel 16:7 – But the Lord said to Samuel, “Do not look on his appearance or on the height of his stature, because I have rejected him. For the Lord sees not as a man sees: Man looks on the outward appearance, but the Lord looks on the heart.”

Be your own person in life. Don’t follow in the footsteps of others. Use them as examples and learning points to form the person you want your friends, family, and children to remember when you’re gone one day. That is what leaving a legacy is all about.

 

MOLESKIN:
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ANNOUNCEMENTS:
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Invictus

THE SCENE: Just less than 40°
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Mosey 1/3 mile loop

THA-THANG:

Everyone has 2 CMUs at Grinder steps.

20-1

Burpee Deadlifts

Block Boys

Thrusters

Do 1 rounds of all 3 exercises then run down to troll bridge and back up.

MARY:

10 4-ct Oblique Tucks per side

10 4-ct Bottle Touches

Repeat

Hold banana for last minute

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 HIMs including FNG Wheelie
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

“Invictus” by William Ernest Henley

Out of the night that covers me,

Black as the pit from pole to pole,

I thank whatever gods may be

For my unconquerable soul.

In the fell clutch of circumstance

I have not winced nor cried aloud.

Under the bludgeonings of chance

My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Beyond this place of wrath and tears

Looms but the Horror of the shade,

And yet the menace of the years

Finds and shall find me unafraid.

It matters not how strait the gate,

How charged with punishments the scroll,

I am the master of my fate,

I am the captain of my soul.

MOLESKIN:
I think next time we should do 2 rounds of PT then run to try and get it all in. I completed through 6 reps so still had 5 rounds to go.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Breakfast at Drifter’s next Saturday the 1st.

Clapping for Mercy

THE SCENE: 45 degrees and overcast
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Side straddle hops x 10 IC; Cherry Pickers x 7 IC (slow); overhead claps x 25 IC

THA-THANG:
Second installment of the “flight of the blue falcon”  2 PAX hold XL CMUs above their heads while the rest run as a herd through the AO for a 10 count. When 0 is reached, herd performs exercise selected by a CMU holder until CMUs catch up to the group. 2 new carriers are selected and they choose the next exercise and start counting. Exercises included burpees, burpees, more burpees, hurpees… this group grasped the “blue falcon” concept very quickly.

MARY:
Upon return to the AO, we did a relay race across the grinder carrying the CMUs, with non-runners holding a plank.
Relay ended and we circled up with only 2 minutes left, so we completed 50 overhead claps IC to finish.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“Humble yourselves, therefore, under the mighty hand of God so that at the proper time he may exalt you, casting all your anxieties on him, because he cares for you.” 1 Peter‬ ‭5:6-7. We need to cast all of our anxieties and fears on Him, and leave them there, not reel them back in like we’re fishing. What does it mean to cast them away? Take on the attitude of Cortez, who in 1519 sailed from Cuba to Mexico and told his men to burn the ships, which gave them only 2 options: conquer or die. Burn the ships of addiction, whether it’s deleting apps from your phone, dumping out a bottle, eating better food, adjusting your daily routine to avoid a co-worker that drives you to sin. We are 100% in control of the things that we put into our bodies and minds, and we need to be diligent about the doors we leave open.
ANNOUNCEMENTS: 

JUCO is introducing a new OTB (for now, with a goal of being a regular option) ruck option on Monday mornings from 0500-0615, joining the main JUCO crowd for the BOM at the conclusion. It will be a burbs-style beatdown (but slower) covering mileage and incorporating ruck-based exercises.

Light poles and lazy Dora

THE SCENE: 40s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 20 IC

Plank, then merkins x10 ic , plank, peter parkers x10

THA-THANG:

super 11s

  • Start and said #1 light pole, do one rep of each, Merkins, Big Boys, and Squats
  • Run 2 light poles, then run back one, do 2 of each above said exercise
  • Keep advancing 2 light poles and running back one until you complete 11 reps of the said exercises
  • once complete, start at 10 reps of each exercise and go back down to one, still advancing 2 light poles and running back on
  • Back at the AO, LAZY Doras, 100 merkins, 200 LBC, 300 Overhead CMU pressess(we got to 200) before time was up)
  • After the 100 merkins and before going onto the LBC, We sprinted or attempted to sprint around a short section of the park before Moses could finish 30 reps of 3 different exercises. (merkins, rows, and big boys)
  • After the LBC, we sprinted down the grinder and back before Moses could complete 20 reps of curls
  • Moses has a bum knee right now, hence the reason he was doing stationary exercises but gave us a reason to run hard for some cardio

MARY:
Flutters x 10

dollys x10

scissors x10
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
14 pax
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Stress. I just talked about Stress and the role it plays in our lives. yes, there are many things around us that give us stress but ultimately, we bring stress on ourselves. Stress is based on how we deal with things. For me recently, we just brought home 2 puppies! I have 3 young boys, a work schedule that could keep me working 60 hours a week, kids sports, spending time with the M,etc….LOTS of stuff going on right?! Well, I make my bed and I lay in it! Therefore, I could easily be stressed out but I know everything will work itself out so I try not to stress over it. PRAYER HELPS!! 🙂
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