F3 Knoxville

Sparkler

AO: asylum-am
Q: Waffle House (Brady Greene)
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Tropicana, bluebird, Rainbow, Charmin (John Willis), Backflow (Wesley Hunt), Double Wide, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Gibbler, P3, Sparkler
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP: The usual: 30 Sparklers, the Junk Sparkler, 10 Sparklers IC, the Sparkler.

Weather was a tossup so we did Sparkler Burpees (deceivingly difficult after two or three rounds) and some rock work until 6, when we left the Pavalon’s friendly confines for a prayer mosey – sounds weird but it was a highlight for me – and just one little backwards trip up Cardiac.

10 Sparklers when we got back to the Pavalon, then a sprint up Eaby everest to finish things off.

Prayed for various friends and situations, including a certain surgery happening today.

Links to interview:
www.nytimes.com/2025/04/01/opinion/ezra-klein-podcast-jonathan-haidt.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

https://open.spotify.com/episode/1hKDKmcByIL0fRsOK91aOh?si=wCKo2rM0TVuOeTsp96u0xA

Lobotomites/Slappysdoom Escape From Haw Ridge Victory

AO: asylum-am
Q: P3 , Lilydipper, Blindside
PAX: Tropicana, Gibbler, Sawdust, Ashton (Tommy Michaelides), Hot Tub (John Muller), Farley
FNGs: None
COUNT: … a lot
WARMUP:

P3 = 20 Burpees

Rest of the pax = Beer/mumblechatter

THE THANG:

6.6 mile Ruck to acquire a throne piece, map piece, and 2 clues. No confirmed Wolfdeer sightings but they were out there, no doubt. Tropicana was a master navigator and Sawdust was the master photographer of our throne piece/map/clues. Lady Luck was on our side as we acquired the second lightest throne piece and returned to base camp just as the rest of the PAX had finished our 1500 burpee requirement.

MARY: Beer and Pistachios

ANNOUNCEMENTS: VOLS WIN BABY!!!

COT: Great message but was too far away to hear the F3 name of the HIM leading it.

EMOM & Thunder

AO: asylum-am
Q: Double Wide
PAX: P3, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Farley, Gibbler, Hands, Love’s, Matlock (Bill Maddox), TRC/Crab legs, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:
SSH, Big arm circs, side lunges, tempo mercs and squats, balboas, jogging the lot then sprinting the lot.
THE THANG:
1st EMOM: 4 mins with 10 to 12 burpees
Then lap up Baby Everest
Superman’s, LBC’s, Scuba Steve’s all in cadence
2nd EMOM: 4 mins with 4 to 6 Mountain Man Makers
Lap up Baby Everest
Bonus: Thunderstruck Burpees
MARY:
No time available due to shushing Gibbler
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
Stop procrastinating and be more intentional

Crablegs switcher

AO: asylum-am
Q: TRC/Crab legs
PAX: P3, Hands, Sawdust, Gibbler, TRC/Crab legs, Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:
A little this and a little of that
THE THANG:
25 merkins at a couple of locations, up Everest, some AMRAP exercises while your buddy ran around the admin loop, pavalon for the Crablegs trifecta.
MARY:
Who is she and why is she always in the backblast?
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Form your teams now for next year’s EFHR.
COT:
You had to be there. It was epic.

Tour de Fun

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Tropicana, Hot Tub (John Muller), Bunny, Hands, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Gibbler, Kentucky, Love’s, Waffle House (Brady Greene), @Newton, @Archie, @Possum, @Backflow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
WARMUP: SSH and tempo squats and merkins and Grady corn and TN rocking chair with a mosey

THE THANG:
After getting over the disappointment of not having a Love’s Q we settled into the normal complaining.

Pickleball steps with merkins and dry docks and bear crawls down the steps. 3 rounds of fun

Turf baseball field for burps at each base and home plate with step ups and dips. 3 rounds of fun

Soccer field for shoulder taps and froggy squats on either side. 3 rounds of fun Soccer field

Junk science of sprinting 2x across the field. Adds years to your life. It’s science and can’t be denied.

MARY: mixed in after each station

ANNOUNCEMENTS: happy birthday Hands. Haw Ridge and Spring Break

COT: if you want to go fast go alone. If you want to go far go together.