F3 Knoxville

The Longest Mile

AO: asylum-am
Q: Swanson
PAX: P3, Coco (Sam Duzan), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Tropicana, Cosmo 2, Gibbler, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Rainbow, Dung Beetle, Techno (I think)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:
SSH – 25
Baby Arm Circles – 10ea way
Squat & Reach – 10
Hill Billy – 10

THE THANG:
Longest mile

Inchworm merkins or Peter Parker Merkins/25
100m run
Bobby Hurly’s or Bonnie Blair’s/25
100m run
LCRC or triple V-up/25
100m run
8 Ct Body Builder or deconstructed burpee/25
100m run

Rinse & Repeat x3

Wild Card – Flip or Keep
– if you flip, the new exercise stays unless all agree and pay a penalty:
– 1 – 100 SSH
– 2 – 100 LBC
– 3 – 100 Squats
– 4 – 100 OH Claps

MARY:

No time

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Knoxville Region is star fishing in to two regions.
– Need a name for “east” (Asylum, Big Ball, Quaken, and future AO’s
– Volunteers for leadership positions she

COT:

Imagine yourself as a living house. God comes in to rebuild that house. At first, perhaps, you can understand what He is doing. He is getting the drains right and stopping the leaks in the roof and so on; you knew that those jobs needed doing and so you are not surprised. But presently He starts knocking the house about in a way that hurts abominably and does not seem to make any sense. What on earth is He up to? The explanation is that He is building quite a different house from the one you thought of – throwing out a new wing here, putting on an extra floor there, running up towers, making courtyards. You thought you were being made into a decent little cottage: but He is building a palace. He intends to come and live in it Himself.
C.S. Lewis, Mere Christianity

Waffle House of Cards

AO: asylum-am
Q: Waffle House (Brady Greene)
PAX: Dain Bramage, P3, TrampStamp, Gibbler, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Waffle House (Brady Greene)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
I never had any dreams other than to serve the Pax, and also to remain humble. Aquafina ‘s recent experience, profound and life-changing as it was, has only strengthened my resolve to serve, and it has made me, according to the focus groups my people ran, 264% more humble.

Shoulder Blasters were always going to happen today, and while blasting I took the opportunity to announce my new book, podcast, memecoin, supplement (every 20 grams has 300 grams of protein), and senate campaign.

I’ve also trademarked Junk Science™ (

It’s Ruckin’ Cold

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Gibbler, Matlock (Bill Maddox), bluebird, Rugby 🦮, Jack-Jack 🐕
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: Hitch up the :guide_dog: :dog2:

THE THANG: Ruck for 4.25 miles

MARY: Nope

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Convergence in 51 weeks

COT: P3 shared what was on his heart.

Ruck around the clock

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Gibbler, bluebird, Bunny
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: ruck

THE THANG: ruck and talk about football

MARY: nope

ANNOUNCEMENTS: convergence

COT: happy Birthday Double Wide

It was a graveyard smashI

AO: asylum-am
Q: Matlock (Bill Maddox)
PAX: Tropicana, Gibbler, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Double Wide, P3, Aquafina, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Pac-man, Cosmo 2
FNGs: None
COUNT: 10
WARMUP: 57 air squats cause its my umbilical cord birthday. Why not? Getting those legs ready for later. Joint prep. Cherry pickers. Lap around the place we lovingly call the Asylum

THE THANG: back by (unpopular demand)
The Matlock LegDay Pyramid.
Followed by Roxanne (to merkins and mtn climbers)
And Jolene (Hello Dollys and Big Bois)

And course PeePaw’s Coochie Tunes featuring Conway, Toby and some other favorites

On to Cloud. Partner workout
“I go, You Go”
Alternating work by partners with a cashout each time

MARY: I share a birthday with Vanilla Ice and Nick Saban. Top that anyone

ANNOUNCEMENTS: AI said I looked homeless. Not sure i can recover from that

COT: Romans 8:26


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