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Tag: Gibbler

Rucking’ Fast

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust , Gibbler, Matlock (Bill Maddox), bluebird
PAX: Gibbler, Matlock (Bill Maddox), bluebird, Sawdust, Jack-Jack 🐕, Rugby 🐕
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: Plant the :shovelflag:

THE THANG: Ruck for 4.17 miles

MARY: Rucked around the AO while the main PAX did Howlin’ Monkeys

ANNOUNCEMENTS: N/A

COT: Charmin (John Willis) reminded us to focus on one part of God’s creation & give thanks with gratitude.

Parking lot suicides

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Bunny, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Cosmo 2, Gibbler, Hands, Love’s, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Pac-man, Rainbow, Russell Crook/Crablegs, TRC/Crab legs, @pizza pizza @tecmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP: SSH, Cherry Pickers, arm circles, TIE Fighters

THE THANG: mosey to new parking lot. Cheat, legs and abs suicide x3

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS: hardship hill and get

COT: we went to explore the moon and discovered the earth. Be present where you are to appreciate it.

Ruckin’ Solar Eclipse

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Coolio (Greg Fox), Pac-man, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Gibbler, bluebird, Jack-Jack, Rugby
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: Plant the :shovelflag:

THE THANG: Ruck for 3.89 Miles. Lost pace because someone was late after a late night of the collegiate basketball coaching changes, Matlock (Bill Maddox) ( :rolling_on_the_floor_laughing:)

MARY: Nope

ANNOUNCEMENTS: the-pulpit launches Wednesday.

COT: Waffle House (Brady Greene) reminded us that Jesus chose his disciples, not for their religious acumen, but because of whom they were.

The Doctor Is In

AO: asylum-am
Q: Waffle House (Brady Greene)
PAX: Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Hands, Gibbler, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Trotline (Britton Carver), Rainbow, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Russell Crook/Crablegs, TRC/Crab legs, bluebird, Bunny, P3, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Double Wide, Sawdust, Coolio (Greg Fox), Pac-man, Johnny Knoxville from Charleston (from Knoxville)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 19
SSH x 49, Shoulder blasters, BSIA

Today’s Tabata was brought to you by “Doctor” Tabata, originator of the Tabata.
Curls, box jumps, LBCs, dips.

We also took time to reflect on the legacy and example of John C “Jack” Webb, friend and teacher to all who labor under the delusion that air is weightless.

Everest was part of the journey, but not the destination. The real summit today was giving our friemd Johnny Knoxville a fresh decade to enjoy thanks to the wonders of Junk Science.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Haw Ridge in 51 weeks

COT: Jesus is looking for disciples, and they are not necessarily the super qualified

Barkleys are Back

AO: asylum-am
Q: Charmin (John Willis)
PAX: Cinco (Scott McGuire), Jackson Palumbo, Dung Beetle, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow, Double Wide, Hands, Cosmo 2, Hot Tub (John Muller), Gibbler, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Clipper (Ben McCurry), Pac-man, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Love’s, Waffle House (Brady Greene), P3, Charmin (John Willis)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 18
WARMUP: SSHs, Abe Vigodas, Tempo Merkins and Imperial SQUAT Walkers

THE THANG: Mosey to the gate below the Overlook for a history lesson: Many years ago, a young man had a dream of creating a brutally efficient circuit of running and reps. He called it the Barkley. That man was Zygote. He later learned that there was a slightly less famous race of the same name just to the north. Not as fun. Total coincidence.

Partner up and lap the Asylum hill, checking in at 4 stations for different reps at each lap.

3 laps, 4 stations:

1. Squats; Smurf Jacks; Iron Mikes;
2. LBCs; :flag-us: :hammer:; Hello Dollies;
3. Merkins; :diamonds: Merkins; CDD;
4. Burpees; Man Makers; Get Ups

Sweep and Mosey to the AO with one last sprint up Baby Everest and 5 burpees at the top

MARY: She was missed.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Somebody sign up with P3 for Escape From Haw!

COT: God has given us all gifts and tools to make an impact, but none of us have all the gifts and tools. God has put others in our path to cover our blind spots. Look to those closest to you for help.