F3 Knoxville

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Half a pyramid

THE SCENE: JUCO AO, humid and about 70 deg.

DISCLAIMER:  administered
WARM-O-RAMA:
15 SSH, 15 Mountain climbers, 10 tempo merkins, 10 tempo squats, 10 windmill, 15 Moroccan night club

THA-THANG:
Mosey through to the coupon pile by the maintenance building. Grab a coupon and head to the end of the parking lot.  Start with an exercise at the end of the parking lot facing the hill, do an exercise at the base of the hill, and one at the top. Increasing reps along the way.

  • 10 burpees
  • 10 Freddie Mercury IC
  • 10 Lunges each leg
  • Mosey back to start
  • 20 Peter Parkers with merkin
  • 20 flutter kicks IC
  • 20 jump squats
  • Mosey back to start
  • 30 tricep extensions
  • 30 plank Jack’s
  • 30 squats
  • Mosey back to start
  • 40 curls
  • 40 hello Dollys
  • 40 iron Mike’s
  • Mosey back to start
  • 50 merkins
  • 50 LBCs
  • 50 squats

MARY:
Imperial Walker (thanks Spotter), 5 burpees OYO, 10 merkins IC
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15 present today
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Matthew 5:43-48 – love your enemies as well as neighbors.  God doesn’t play favorites like we as humans tend to do sometimes.  Strive to be “perfect” like God and treat even our enemies with love and we might just win them over to follow the Lord.
MOLESKIN:
This workout was meant to be a pyramid, but due to YHC’s forgetfulness, no one had a chance.  YHC meant to have a nice large-print page with all the exercises written down so that everyone could move at their own pace.  Instead, we were limited to a cell phone.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

None today.

Yee Haw

THE SCENE: Perfect, damp and slightly chilly
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
My usual thing player

 

SSH

T Merk

T Squat

Baby arm circles

Cherry Pickers

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Sophomore Hill

4 corners for 3 sets (40, 30, 20, 10 reps each set)

SETS 1,2,3: Merkins, Monkey Humpers, BBS

11s at the nearby parking lot

Burpees and Peter Parkers (Thanks Rocket!)

 

MARY:
Lil bit of flutter kicks and Imperial walkers
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Marcus Aurelius

For not observing the state of another man’s soul, scarce was ever any man
known to be unhappy. tell whosoever they be that intend not, and guide not by reason and discretion the motions of their own souls, they must of necessity be unhappy.

MOLESKIN:
Good work guys, I was strugglin during the 11s!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Slaves to Grace, Not to Fear

THE SCENE: Nice and humid
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH, Windmill, Tempo Squat, Tempo Merkin
THA-THANG:
4 Corners: 40-30-20-10 (Merkins)

Sprints/Mosey back – (1) 15 Burpees, (2) 10 Body Builders, (3) 5 4x4s

4 Corners: 40-30-20-10 (Jump Squats)

CMU Curls – 40, run stairs

CMU Tri Ext – 40, run stairs

Wall Sits w/CMU extended while Partner does 100 1ct high knees (4 rounds)

Curb Walk – Plank position, hands on curb, walk hands length of curb (60 yrds) while in plank position (x2)

MARY:

Hello Dollies, Pickle Pounders

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Don’t give in to fear.  Be a slave to Grace instead, maintaining an eternal perspective on daily fears/anxieties. Place everything with Christ and the hope we have in Him.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Parking Lot Stripes

THE SCENE: 63 and awesome in the gloom!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • 20 Side Straddle Hops (IC)
  • Cherry Pickers (IC) 4 CT X 10
  • Morrocan Night Club (IC) X 15
  • 10 Tempo Squats (IC)
  • 10 hand-release merkins (OYO)
  • 4 easy Sprints
  • Mosey to large parking lot across campus

THA-THANG:

  • 10 Merkins & 10 Squats, run to first parking stripe & run back
  • Rinse & repeat to next stripe, etc. all the way to the next light pole

 

  • One HIM does CMU Farmer Carry in each hand while PAX does exercises together while they walk/jog 120 yards or so – Burpees, 8-count Body Builders, Big Boy Situps, LBCs, Freddie Mercury, Squats, Lunges, Calf Raises
  • Mosey to AO

MARY:

  • One-legged Erectors (each side)
  • 20 merkins (IC)
  • 10 burpees

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

5K, Archie, Chaco, Commission, Erector, Guano, Gump, Snaggletooth, Spotter, Stye, And Booster

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Proverbs 13:20 Walk with the wise and become wise, for a companion of fools suffers harm.

Ecclesiastes 4:9-10 Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their labor: If either of them falls down, one can help the other up. But pity anyone who falls and has no one to help them up.

John 15:12-3 My command is this: Love each other as I have loved you. Greater love has no one than this: to lay down one’s life for one’s friends. 

Proverbs 27:17 As iron sharpens iron, so one person sharpens another.

MOLESKIN:

My wife just celebrated her 30th high school reunion and mine is this weekend in Texas.  It’s made us think about our long friendships with people but also think about our more recent friends that are so important to us.  For me, I know the HIMs I’ve met in F3 would do just about anything for me just like I would for them.  Friendships are important and can take a lot of work and effort but they are important so let’s all try to be better friends and be intentional with our relationships with old friends and new ones!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

I’m out for a week. Commission has the JUCO flag.

Please remember to find a date to Q in June!

Earn your burpees

THE SCENE: Humidity is here!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

15 SSH, 15 mountain climbers, 15 Moroccan Night Club, 15 Imperial Walker, and 10 Windmill all IC
THA-THANG:

Mosey to the Sophomore. Start with 10 reps of the first exercise at each corner and add an exercise each time you complete a circuit.  Bernie Sanders up the hill and run between each other corner.  At round 4, you will be doing 10 squats, merkins, thrusters, and burpees at each corner.

  • squats
  • merkins
  • thrusters
  • burpees

Mosey to coupon pile, take one, and continue to the grassy hill. Complete 15 squat, curl, press, and tricep extensions in one motion.  Leaving coupon at the bottom, run to the top and do 5 8-count body builders. Replace coupons.

Mosey to the middle of campus and perform 5, 10-count Body Bag Builders (add mountain climbers to body builders after the plank jack and before the merkin).

MARY:
Not really any time but we did 2 PCMBs (Prison cell merkin burpees).

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 HIMs today earned their burpees!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
James 4:1-8 – Guard against letting the source of our strife being our on selfish motives.  Resist the Devil and he will flee from you and draw near to God and He will draw near to you.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Convergence at Asylum on Memorial Day at 5:30 and coffeteria to follow.