F3 Knoxville

Faux Tour De LeConte

THE SCENE: Around 50ish. Not bad
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Start with SSH X20 4CT, Baby Arm Circles F and Back x10, Tempo Merkin x10, Jog up Little Hill, 10 Tempo Squats
THA-THANG:
Headed to Cardiac where there were 4 cones on Cardiac plus the flag at the AO. Goal was 10 merkins at each cone going up Cardiac (40 merkins) and 20 merkins back at AO.  Then hit each cone on the way back down with 10 merkins as well.  Total of 100 merkins.  Did the same with Big Boys.  30 4ct flutters when done.

 

After that, mosey to tail of dragon for Route 66 of Jump Squats, Then quasi Pickett’s Charge to Overlook for 30 4ct Freddie Mercury.  Mosey back to AO for 30 LBC and 20 American Hammers

MARY:.
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CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Talked about the life of Tom Morey: inventor of the boogie board.  Who took his love of surfing and being in God’s creation and making it accessable to everyone.  Talked about what a legacy he left and how it mirrors what F3 is all about.

Chuck Norris Jumps Clouds

THE SCENE: Dark & Foggy for a VQ
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

– SSH (10 – 4ct.)
– TN Rockin’ Chair (10 – 4ct.)
– Tie Fighter (10 – 4ct.)
– Hokie Pokey [Right Foot Only for Fun]
THA-THANG:

Pyramid Play in that Each Round added a new Exercise. After the 3rd round, you drop the #1 exercise at the station until Recovery. Collect a Coupon & Mosey to Station #1 (the Pavilion [All other Stations on the Cloud])

Station 1:
1 – Table Rows (15)
2 – Goblet Squats (20)
3 – CPRs (10)

Station 2:
1 – LBCs (20)
2 – Chuck Norris (10)
3 – X-Factor (20 – 4ct.)

Station 3:
1 – Derkins (10)
2 – Bulgarian Split Squats (20 [10 ea. leg])
3 – Imperial Walkers (20 [10 ea. leg])

Station 4:
1 – Diamond David Lee Roth Burpees (10)
2 – Hand Release Merkins (10)
3 – Boxcutters (20 – 4ct.)

Station 5:
1 – Lt. Dan (20)
2 – Carolina Dry Docks (10)
3 – Flutter Kicks (20 – 4ct.)

Station 6:
1 – Freddy Mercury (20 – 4ct.)
2 – Big Boys (10)
3 – Monkey Humpers (20 – 4ct.)

Cash-Out:
– Danger Zone

Playlist Included (but not limited to):

Enter Sandman, Jump, Pressure & Danger Zone

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Shared how we should not fear sharing our faith with others knowing that God will put is in the right place at the right time with the right words, as long as we surrender to His Will.

“Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid; do not be discouraged, for the Lord your God will be with you wherever you go.””
‭‭Joshua‬ ‭1:9‬ ‭NIV

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Reminder of Hardship Hill on 02-Oct-21

Crazy 88s or Can I go back to doing burpees now? IPC2

THE SCENE: Sorta cool, but your shirt is still getting drenched with sweat
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Very short:  A few SSHs and some quick X-factors to prep for the IPC, and then a quick mosey to the parking lot on the other side of the Cloud.
THA-THANG:
4 rounds.  Distance covered is always 60 yards.

  • 8 burpees, run to other marker, 8 burpees, run back.  Repeat 11x (for 88 total burpees);
  • Grab your CMU for Squrls (Squats with a curl).  Do 8, CMU carry to other marker, 8 more, etc. x 11 (88 total Squrls)
  • CMU again.  This time, it’s 88 overhead presses in a row, rifle carry to the marker, 88 overhead presses again, rifle carry back to the start.  You are now done with the coupons!
  • Last one:  88 X-factors in a row and either bear crawl or crawl bear to the other marker for 88 more x-factors, then bear crawl or crawl bear (whichever one you didn’t do to get you to the marker) back.
  • Plank it up while waiting on the Six (just kidding – catch your breath)

MARY:
Circle up for some mumblechatter and star gazers
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
From something I heard the other day that’s been pinging around in my head:  “If you have a goal and just keep working toward that goal, the universe will train you.”  I don’t know about that, but I do know that if you want to accomplish anything, the path forward is so much easier when we let God train us.  We do that when our goal is to seek God’s guidance, listen for him, open our hearts and our minds to him.  I find that much, much easier to say than do.  Frankly, it takes a lot of strength to pursue that goal every day. Hence, our verse for the BOM:  “But you, be strong and do not lose courage, for there is reward for your work.”  2 Chronicles 15:7.
MOLESKIN:
Continue praying for Matlock’s father in law and family and their very tough situation.

Also, shout out to Waffle House, who wins beast-of-the-day award.  We were one short on CMUs, so the Q grabbed a coupon from the big rock pile.  Not wanting to cheat, I picked a decent sized rock. It turned out that was the Rock of Pain, very much heavier than a CMU coupon.  After seeing the Q struggle through round 2, he took on the rock and completed the most grueling part of the workout with it.  That is a HIM in action!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill- Sign up!  And we still need guys to help build the obstacles we are responsible for.

5 Round CMUesday

THE SCENE: A warm early fall morning. Not as cool as I’d like.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x20 IC
Cobra Burpees x5 IC
Tempo merkins x10 IC
Crabettes x10 IC
TN Rocking Chairs x10 IC

THA-THANG:
Carry CMUs over to the corner of the parking lot where the stash used to be, just for nostalgia sake.

We have 5 rounds of 20 reps of each exercise:

  • Squat Thrust
  • 4ct Curls
  • BBS (CMU on chest)
  • Up/Over Merkins (each side = 1)
  • Alpos

After each round, take laps around the parking lot. Round 1 = 1 lap, Round 2 = 2 laps, etc.

If you finished, it was 100 reps of each, plus 15 laps around the parking lot. YHC didn’t quite finish.

MARY:
Barely sneaked in 30x 4ct LBCs
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 CMUs plus 2 ruck plates = 11 PAX
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Repeat of James 3. Because I still haven’t got mine tamed yet:
Not many of you should become teachers, my brothers, for you know that we who teach will be judged with greater strictness. 2 For we all stumble in many ways. And if anyone does not stumble in what he says, he is a perfect man, able also to bridle his whole body. 3 If we put bits into the mouths of horses so that they obey us, we guide their whole bodies as well. 4 Look at the ships also: though they are so large and are driven by strong winds, they are guided by a very small rudder wherever the will of the pilot directs. 5 So also the tongue is a small member, yet it boasts of great things.

How great a forest is set ablaze by such a small fire! 6 And the tongue is a fire, a world of unrighteousness. The tongue is set among our members, staining the whole body, setting on fire the entire course of life,[a] and set on fire by hell.[b] 7 For every kind of beast and bird, of reptile and sea creature, can be tamed and has been tamed by mankind, 8 but no human being can tame the tongue. It is a restless evil, full of deadly poison. 9 With it we bless our Lord and Father, and with it we curse people who are made in the likeness of God. 10 From the same mouth come blessing and cursing. My brothers,[c] these things ought not to be so. 11 Does a spring pour forth from the same opening both fresh and salt water? 12 Can a fig tree, my brothers, bear olives, or a grapevine produce figs? Neither can a salt pond yield fresh water.

MOLESKIN:
Really looking forward to when it finally gets cool… That was not today.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship hill is just ahead!

IPC Asylum Week 1

THE SCENE: Nice and cool.  Around 56 degrees
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Stretching OYO. Go over IPC week 1 rules and go
THA-THANG:

Round 1▪ 800 meter run▪ 25 yard murder bunny▪ 10 shoulder tap merkins (merkin-tap each shoulder is one rep)▪ 25 yard reverse murder bunny▪ 20 blockees with a thruster▪ 25 yard murder bunny▪ 10 shoulder tap merkins (merkin-tap each shoulder is one rep)▪ 25 yard reverse murder bunny

Round 2▪ 800 meter run▪ 25 yard murder bunny▪ 10 shoulder tap merkins (merkin-tap each shoulder is one rep)▪ 25 yard reverse murder bunny▪ 20 horizontal burpee block jumpover (20 total jumps). Block is laying flat. You can jump over the block to the side. Or to the front.▪ 25 yard murder bunny▪ 10 shoulder tap merkins (merkin-tap each shoulder is one rep)▪ 25 yard reverse murder bunny

Round 3▪ 800 meter run▪ 25 yard murder bunny▪ 10 shoulder tap merkins (merkin-tap each shoulder is one rep)▪ 25 yard reverse murder bunny▪ 20 vertical burpee block jumpover (20 total jumps). Block is standing up on one end. You can jump over the block to the side. Or to the front.▪ 25 yard murder bunny▪ 10 shoulder tap merkins (merkin-tap each shoulder is one rep)▪ 25 yard reverse murder bunny•

 

 

 

MARY:
None
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Philippians 4:8-9
MOLESKIN: