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12 Pains of Christmas

THE SCENE: Cool, humid and Gloomy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  1. Projectavator
  2. Cherry Pickers
  3. Tempo merkins
  4. Tempo squats
  5. Mosey to the sign and back

THA-THANG:

  1. Burpee
  2. Imperial Squalkers
  3. Basilisks
  4. Merkins
  5. Big Boys
  6. Lunges
  7. Side straddle hops
  8. Prone rows
  9. Diamond merkins
  10. Heels to heaven
  11. Squats
  12. Burpees

MARY:

  1. Circle of abs; each PAX got a chance to lead
  2. Ring of Fire merkins up to 5 and back down
  3. Mosey to the sign and back

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Just like Christmas, don’t let the world take something God meant for good and make it a pain.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
2nd F day at Rampart on October 1st. Iron Pax Challenge at The Project tomorrow.

Gratitude BOMBS

THE SCENE: 67 and delightfully gloomy.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Expertly Executed
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH x15
  • Knox Cherry pickers x5
  • Willy Mays Hayes x8
  • Tempo Squats x10
  • Tempo Merkins x10
  • FLBAC x10
  • RLBAC x10
  • Seal Claps x10
  • OH Claps x10
  • Moroccan Night Clubs x10 (commence agony!)
  • Chattanooga Cherry Pickers x11
  • SSH x15

Mosey to the track!

THA-THANG:

PAX partnered up for Dora Bombs. Pax 1 moseyed sideline to sideline, Pax 2 did the following until they return then flapjack. Numbers are cumulative.

  • Burpees x50
  • OH Claps x100
  • Merkins x150
  • Big Boys x200
  • Squats x250

All groups finished and took a lap around the track, hold plank for 6.

RTB.

MARY:

  • Flutter Kicks 4c IC x15
  • Hello Dollies 4c IC x15

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

YHC got a fancy new watch that measures stress using heart rate variability (HRV). It’s been a challenge trying to figure out how to lower stress throughout the day. Breathing exercises, meditation and prayer, naps have all been moderately effective.

YHC discovered something that brought it down 30 points or more several times; gratitude.

 

1 Thessalonians 5:16-18 says…

“Rejoice always, pray continually, give thanks in all circumstances; for this is God’s will for you in Christ Jesus.”

In his book “Gratitude Works,” Robert Emmons says the following.

“…groundbreaking research has shown that when people regularly cultivate gratitude, they experience a multitude of psychological, physical, interpersonal, and spiritual benefits. Gratitude has one of the strongest links to mental health and satisfaction with life of any personality trait—more so than even optimism, hope, or compassion. Grateful people experience higher levels of positive emotions such as joy, enthusiasm, love, happiness, and optimism, and gratitude as a discipline protects us from the destructive impulses of envy, resentment, greed, and bitterness. People who experience gratitude can cope more effectively with everyday stress, show increased resilience in the face of trauma-induced stress, recover more quickly from illness, and enjoy more robust physical health. Many of these effects are quantifiable.”

YHC finds it interesting and hilarious that science is just now catching up with what the Bible said 2,000 years ago! These effects ARE quantifiable in YHC’s own experience!

YHC has started a Gratitude Journal to record 5 things to be grateful for that have regularly lowered stress. This is a good practice for everyone to realize how bless we really are.

On that note: YHC is incredibly grateful for all of you F3 brothers. A tooth ache and little sleep is a great reason to fartsack. Some might even call it a smartsack. YHC would rather suffer with you dudes (and actually felt better!). We have something unique in F3 and are very blessed.

MOLESKIN:

  • Welcome FNG-Gizmo!
  • Still heard lingering aches and pains from Monday’s #thatsucked. Great Q Piston!
  • Prayers for our MIAs, DLs, Wingman’s family, Angel Softs M and 2.0, and Feeny’s track team in the heat.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Kickflip has gifted some fancy printed publicity materials to Rampart to share around and EH some sad clowns. See Bobbitt for more if you need them. Let’s get some more Kingston, Rockwood, Harriman guys out with us!

Warriors Armor

THE SCENE: Temp 72, Overcast, and Humid.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:
10 SSH, Knoxville cherry pickers, 10 Temp Merk, mountain climbers, baby arm circles, over head clap, Chatt Cherry pickers, Moroccan night clubs, butt kickers, high knees, gate turns, high kicks, grass grazers.

THA-THANG:
Zachary Tellier Hero WOD: 5 rounds, each round add an exercise.

  • 10 Burpees
  • STORM THE FORT
  • 10 Burpees
  • 25 Push-Ups
  • STORM THE FORT
  • 10 Burpees
  • 25 Push-Ups
  • 50 Lunges
  • STORM THE FORT
  • 10 Burpees
  • 25 Push-Ups
  • 50 Lunges
  • 100 Sit-Ups
  • STORM THE FORT
  • 10 Burpees
  • 25 Push-Ups
  • 50 Lunges
  • 100 Sit-Ups
  • 150 Air Squats
  • STORM THE FORT

U.S. Sgt. Zachary D. Tellier, 31, of Charlotte, NC (USA) a combat infantryman with the 4th Squadron, 73rd Cavalry Regiment, 4th Brigade Combat Team, at Fort Bragg. He died Sept. 29, 2007, of wounds sustained while on a ground patrol in Afghanistan. Tellier’s unit was conducting a mounted patrol when one of its vehicles drove over and detonated a bomb, which set the vehicle on fire, according to a statement from the 82nd Airborne. Tellier pulled two paratroopers out of the vehicle to safety, suffering severe burns to his hands. He was awarded the Bronze Star Medal with valor for his actions. After he was burned, Tellier jumped up in the turret to return fire
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 HIMS
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Ephesians 6: 13-18

Paul provides us with a self defense against Satan.

  • the Belt of Truth. The Soldiers belt serves as the foundation of his armor, holding his sword and breastplate. Satan is the father of lies and Jesus is the truth. Satan can not stand against the truth
  • The breastplate of righteousness. The breastplate guards the heart – the source of a soldiers life. In a similar way, righteousness protects the spiritual life of a Christian.
  • Feet fitted with the gospel of truth. The soldiers sandals gave him traction and security in the heat of battle. So our peace with God through Jesus Christ gives us security in the face of Satan.
  • The shield of faith. A soldiers leather shield could be soaked in water to extinguish flaming arrows from the enemy. Faith in God’s promises deflects and extinguishes the lies of Satan.
  • The helmet of Salvation. The armored helmet protects a soldiers brain. The primary battlefield in spiritual warfare is in the Christians mind.
  • The sword of the spirit (the word of God). This is the only offensive weapon for a Christian. I’m order to have a sharp sword we need to study and read scripture to not have a dull blade.

As warriors for Christ… we need the full armor God provided to defend against Satans attacks.

Satan is fighting a loosing battle and has nothing to lose. You have everything to lose. Suit up in this armor everyday to protect yourself. Stay vigilant, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong. Do everything in love.

MOLESKIN:
Prayers for those who sacrificed themselves for our freedoms, prayers for those fixing to go back to school, prayers for the men in our group who have injuries, unspoken.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Service opportunity at the Cerebral Palsy Foundation this Saturday

Heavy Encouragement

THE SCENE: Gloomy and Sticky
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

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WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH: 15 x 4 IC
  • Tempo Merkin: 10 x 4 IC
  • Toe Merkin: 15 x 4 IC
  • Cherry pickers 5 x 4 IC
  • Tempo Squat: 5 x 4 IC
  • Tie fighter: 10 x 4 F & 10 x 4 B
  • Moroccan Night Club 10 x 4
  • SSH: 10 x 4 IC

THA-THANG:

Mosey to my tailgate

Double coupon discount day

Each man pulls a card, Ace – 8

Pickup all coupons from bed of my truck

  • Ace – FLAG and 20# rucksack
  • 2- 5 – one corner of the 120# sandbag
  • 6 – 60# sandbag
  • 7 – 40# sandbag
  • 8 – 40# sandbag 

Mosey to the parking lot and get in a large circle

One exercise per man. 

  • Flag, wave it like you just don’t care
  • 120# sandbag bear hug squats
  • 60# sandbag bag dead lifts
  • 40# sandbag curls
  • 40# sandbag tricep extensions
  • 20# ruck sack merkins

The two men without a coupon run the length of the parking lot and back, when they return, rotate, rinse and repeat until every man has performed every exercise, then Coupon carry to the close goal line of the soccer field.

Spread out the 120, the 60, both 40’s

  • 2 men 120# sandbag drag 40 yards May pull forwards or backwards
  • 2 men 60# sandbag toss 40 yards Death march style
  • 2 men 40# sandbag overhead toss 40 yards and back Death march style
  • 2 men 40# sandbag under leg drag 40 yards and back Death march style

Everyone hold plank until 6 is in. 6 in, rinse and repeat until all men have completed every exercise. 

Hard stop recover at 5:50

Bear Crawl to Glory

Man with the ace is on the goal line, everyone else gathers around for encouragement.

Ace man sit’s on the 120# sandbag and strap shoulders in. Lean forward to bear crawl. 

Bear crawl pulling the 120# bag across the 40 yard line as fast as possible. Men on the sides do not let the man stop. Yell scream, and encourage the man to pull as far as he can. 

Rinse and repeat until every man in order of 2 – 8 has reached the goal

RTB

MARY:

No Time

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 HIM’s, 2 FNG’s from Monday had to be renamed due to replication, Otis is now Binks, and Shredder is now Rap Sheet

We have had consistent effort from a 2.0, thought it was time to give him a name, He liked Tarantula, so Tarantula it is.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Encouragement

The whole point of the bear crawl to glory was encouragement. We as brothers need to be constantly building each other up as men. We need to hold each other accountable. We need to be the men in the community that set the example of what it means to be a man, and there is no finer example than our AO motto.

“Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong. Let all that you do be done in love.”

1 Corinthians 16:13-14 ESV

MOLESKIN:
These men absolutely killed Heavy day. Shout out to Wingman who pulled the 120# sandbag like it was not even back there. That was impressive brother.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • 2nd F gathering at Shakira’s coffee shop 8am Saturday morning. See you guys there.
  • August 6: 7 AM.  Work Day at the Cerebral Palsy Center.  See Slack for details.
  • Coffeteria at McDonalds.
  • Seems like there was one more, but I don’t remember.

I am not ashamed

THE SCENE: sticky and hot at Rampart
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
15 SSH, 15 Mountain climbers, 10 tempo merkins, 15 Moroccan night club, 15 Imperial walkers, 10 tempo squats
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the track for the burpee mile. 12 burpees followed by 1 lap times 4.

Mosey to the amphitheater. At the bottom, perform the first exercise. Jump to the second step and do the first two exercises. Jump to the third step and do the first three exercises. Continue until all exercises are performed.

  • Derkins
  • Box jumps
  • Dips
  • Lunges
  • Big boys

MARY:
No time.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Lucky 13 worked this morning at Rampart.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

“I am under obligation both to Greeks and to barbarians, both to the wise and to the foolish. So, for my part, I am eager to preach the gospel to you also who are in Rome. For I am not ashamed of the gospel, for it is the power of God for salvation to everyone who believes, to the Jew first and also to the Greek.” – Romans 1:14‭-‬16 NASB1995

“I am not ashamed” stands out to me in this passage. I have found myself on several occasions shying away from opportunities to show my faith as if I don’t want people to know who I really am. It is hard for some, including myself, to stand-up for the truth. It is very possible that we may reach someone just by doing that very thing.