F3 Knoxville

Live in God

THE SCENE:  Partly cloudy and cold, temp about 20 degrees.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

20 Side-Straddle-Hops, 10 Mountain Climbers, 10 Imperial Walkers, 10 Mountain Climbers, 10 Twisties, 10 Tempo Merkins, 10 Windmills, Michael Phelps, Little of This and That
THA-THANG:
Mosey to stop sign by intersection of main roadway and road that goes to the Admin Bldg.  We will do 20 American Hammers.

Mosey on perimeter trail until it intersects with trail coming from Lyons Bend Gate.  We will do 20 Hello Dollies.

Next, we will head west and then east on the perimeter trail.  We will do nickel, dime, quarters with the following exercises:

  • Jump Squats
  • Iron Mikes (both legs = 1)
  • Dive Bombers

We will stop when we get to the Northshore Gate.

Mosey to Area 51 and go to the curb.  Find a partner for teams of two.  One one partner runs to the entrance of Area 51, does 5 merkins, and runs back, the other partner works on the listed exercises below.  Then partners trade places.  Each team will do:

  • 200 Baby Crunches (4 ct)
  • 150 Flutter Kicks (4 ct)
  • 150 Bicycle Kicks (4 ct)

Next, we will run up hill above area 51.  At the top, we will alternate between 10 Merkins and 10 Big-Boy Sit-ups until the six is there.

Mosey to the stop sign by the roadway that goes to the soccer fields.  We will stop to do 20 Box Cutters.  Mosey to the soccer fields.  We will do suicides, with Bernie Sanders to each cone, a mosey to the left of cone parallel with that cone, and then sprint back.  We will do 20 Baby Crunches each time we get back until we finish the suicides.

Mosey to the open outdoor structure that is close to the outdoor chapel.  We will do 20 four count bench dips and 20 decline merkins.

Mosey to parking lot by the playground.  We will do 20 Georgia Cheerleaders (inverted Pickle Pounders).

Mosey to the bottom of mini-cardiac.  We will Bernie Sanders to park sign, then sprint to top.  We will then run back down to AO.

MARY:
We will cash out with ATMs.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
19 men, no FNGs.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

LIVE IN GOD

Psalm 19: 7-10:

The law of the Lord is perfect,[c]
reviving the soul;
the testimony of the Lord is sure,
making wise the simple;
the precepts of the Lord are right,
rejoicing the heart;
the commandment of the Lord is pure,
enlightening the eyes;
the fear of the Lord is clean,
enduring forever;
the rules[d] of the Lord are true,
and righteous altogether.
10 More to be desired are they than gold,
even much fine gold;
sweeter also than honey
and drippings of the honeycomb.

I need to remember that the law and ways of the Lord are perfect.  They are more to be desired than gold.  As Van Morrison asks in his song by the same name, “When will I ever learn to live in God.”  He goes on to say, “He gives me everything I need, and more – when will I ever learn?”  I don’t know about you, but I find myself getting caught up in the ways of the world time and time again.  Am I successful enough in my job?  How does my house look compared to my neighbors?  In an effort to “get ahead”, to be liked, to be popular, to be “a winner”, I focus on things that may be out of sorts with how I truly should be.  I may go along with a business idea that is not truly honorable.  I may cut corners to get something I want, not considering how that will impact others around me.  I might participate in conversation or laugh at jokes that, if I look closely, are belittling to certain segments of our population.  Our brother, Rooney, gave a message at a recent BOM that I need to consider more carefully for myself.  He said that when we consider what we are willing to do in our life, it should align with our moral compass.

When I consider what I am to do this day, does it align with God’s laws and way?  They are perfect and I need to remember that.  I don’t have to worry so much about getting ahead, pleasing other people, or being successful.  If I act as God asks me to do, that is success.  That is what I should live for, not what Gentleman’s Quarterly, Money Magazine, Newsweek, or the latest get rich book tells me to do.  God’s ways are finer than gold and sweeter than the drippings of a honeycomb.

MOLESKIN:
Prayers for the disenfranchised, for those who have lost loved ones, for Operation and his wife who are hoping she gets pregnant, and that F3 brothers will find activities that continue to help our community.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
CSAUP!!!

Warriors working upper body

THE SCENE:

Partly Cloudy Temperature Humidity Feels like Wind Speed Wind Direction
26 ℉ 74% 18 ℉ 7.3 mi/h NNE

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER.
Delivered as desired. I am not a professional.

WARM-O-RAMA:

25 SSHs, Cherry Pickers OYO, 10 Windmills, 5 Ranger Merkins, and 5 Spiderman Merkins.

THA-THANG:

Mosey to berm along football field. 10 Incline Merkins. 10 Decline Merkins.

Mosey to big parking lot. 10 stations in basically a loop. On your own move from one station to next do exercises. 5 total laps.
#1 5 Ranger Merkins
#2 5 Diamond Merkins
#3 5 Wide Merkins
#4 5 Carolina Dry Docks
#5 5 Spiderman Merkins
#6 5 Regular Merkins
#7 10 BBS
#8 10 Squats
#9 10 LBCs
#10 10 Monkey Humpers

On fifth lap, 10 each of all Merkins.

Mosey to short wall by church. 15 Incline Merkins. 15 Decline Merkins.

Mosey to CMU pile. Grab a CMU
20 Curls, 20 Overhead Triceps, 20 Overhead Press
15 Curls, 15 Overhead Triceps, 15 Overhead Press
10 Curls, 10 Overhead Triceps, 10 Overhead Press
5 Curls, 5 Overhead Triceps, 5 Overhead Press
Quick break mosey to end of parking lot and back
20 CMU Merkin, 10 count break
15 CMU Merkin, 10 count break
10 CMU Merkin, 1 or 2 count (No real break and do 5 more)
5 CMU Merkin

Mosey back to AO
MARY:
30 Flutter kicks
20 Merkins
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
6 Brothers.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

 

MOLESKIN:
For Dumpster Dive’s mother and her recovery from surgery. For elderly friend of Cheetsheet and her well being. For Cheetsheet’s daughter and all kids that they become stronger and grow because of the love of their parents. For those suffering from covid and other illnesses. For the unsaid prayers in our hearts.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Shamrock – Road Rage!

THE SCENE: 28F wind chill of 22F. Numb faces and plenty of snot.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Side Straddle hop (IC) 4 CT x 25

Tie Fighter 4 CT x 10 each

Cherry Pickers x5

Flutter Kicks 25 – 4 count 

Air Drama – Squat with calf rise at the top X20 

Stretch 

Mosey to the big parking lot. Need 16 lines. 

Line 1 – 25 Merkins

Line 2 – 25 Big Boys

Line 3 – 25 Squats

Line 4 – Calf Raises 

Repeat for 4 rounds total

We will end up at 100 reps per exercise. 

Mosey to a tall curb for 1 minute AMRAPs

Curb Alperts – Like the Musician Herb Albert?  – Step ups with hands – 1 minute

Rocky Balboas – 1 minute

Curb Dips – 1 minute 

Mosey to Weigels

Monkey Humpers to warm up the legs

Run / Jog / Walk to the top.

Mosey back to the AO

We knocked out 2 more rounds of 25 Merkins, Big Boys, Squats and Calf raises

We ended up with a total of 150 reps. 

MARY:

Scissor kicks, Snow Angels, Box cutters and pickle pointers.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Anchorman, Waxjob, Pom-Pom, Baby Boomer, Honeydew, Curveball, Mermaid, Osteen, Fabio, Music City, Trolley, Cosmo,
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

A Liturgy For Experiencing Road Rage – From “Every Moment Holy” by Douglas Kaine McKelvey

If my hearth were more content in you, O Lord, 

I would be less inclined to rage at others. 

Let me gauge by the knot in my gut,

The poverty of my own understanding 

Of the grace that I have received

From a God who, loving me

Chose rather to receive wounds

Than to give them. 

Take from me my self-righteousness, 

And my ego-driven demands for respect. 

Overthrow the tyranny of my anger, O Lord,

And in its place establish a better vision

Of your throne, 

Your kingdom, 

And your peace. 

Amen. 

———

Although I rarely experience road rage I definitely experience other forms of anger. I love the comparison to the example that Christ led on Earth. He could have raged and kicked so many butts. In the end he chose to accept the wounds over giving them. 

 

Betty White and John Madden

THE SCENE:

Partly Cloudy Temperature Humidity Feels like Wind Speed Wind Direction
39 ℉ 87% 34 ℉ 8.3 mi/h SW

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER.
I am not a professional.

WARM-O-RAMA:

Straight into a mosey. .15 miles and then 20 SSHs and 10 Rockettes. Mosey .15 miles then Cherry Pickers OYO, 20 total Tie Fighters, and 10 Merkins.

THA-THANG:

Retread of Fun with the Alphabet workout. Based on this list:

A – Burpees x 15
B – Little Baby Crunches x 30
C – Jump Squats x 20
D – Merkins x 20
E – Squats x 25
F – Plank x 60 seconds
G – Lunges x 30
H – Carolina Dry Docks x 25
I – Side Lunges x 30
J – Freddie Mercury x 50
K – Iron Mikes (Jump Lunges) x 25
L – Military Toe Touch Situps x 20
M – Single Leg Squats x 20 (10 each leg)
N – Dips or Diamond Merkins x 20
O – SSH Jumping Jacks x 50
P – Hello Dolly x 20
Q – Box Jump x 16 or Cross Country Skiers x 30
R – Flutter Kicks x 50
S – High Knees x 50
T – Mountain Climbers x 50
U – Bobby Hurleys x 20
V – Wide Merkins 20
W – Monkey Humpers x 25
X – Shoulder Taps x 40
Y – Supermans x 20
Z – Heals to Heaven x 20

Using four variations of the above alphabet/exercises. During Welcome tell PAX to think of and remember the names of their favorite pets. Now, mosey about .15 miles to different exercise locations. Using alphabet workout list, do the exercises of the first pet name. Mosey .15 miles, switch to second alphabet variation, and do second pet name. Do this for all pets of the PAX or until you run out of time.

Half way through, mosey to CMU pile. Everyone grab a CMU. One half of a Gorilla Complex.

Then back to alphabet workout and PAX pet names.

Then Mosey back to AO.  (Mosey distances are all basically just far enough and slow enough to have a break.)

MARY:
Last pet of the group was used for the Mary.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
7 Brothers.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

 

MOLESKIN:
For the loss of a father-n-law and those in that family. For those suffering from covid and other illnesses. For the unsaid prayers in our hearts.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Shamrock – Snow fun like F3

THE SCENE: 32F slush & snow
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Run 3 laps in parking lot

10 Merkins OYO

Cherry Pickers: 5

Run 3 laps in parking lot

10 Merkins

Tie Fighters

Run 3 laps in parking lot

10 Merkins

10 – 4 count twinkle toes 

THA-THANG:

Mosey to CMU pile to grab 1 CMU

Stop for 25 curb dips 

Mosey with CMU to the covered walkway 

Stop for 25 curb dips

We did 3 rounds of this….

5 Burpees

10 Merkins

15 Overhead press

20 Big Boy Sit-ups

25 Calf raises – with CMU

30 Freddie Mercury – single count

35 Curls

40 American Hammers – single 

45 LBC’s 

50 Shoulder taps – single 

Mosey to return CMUs

20 CMU squats

50’ CMU drag

20 CMU squats 

Return CMUs

Mosey back to covered area for Mary and Word. 

MARY:

Flutter kicks, 20 Snow Angels, Pickle Pounders – Monkey Humpers, planks.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Anchorman, Baby Boomer, Cosmo, Pom-Pom, Honeydew, Waxjob, Curveball
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

The Priestly Blessing

22 The Lord said to Moses, 23 “Tell Aaron and his sons, ‘This is how you are to bless the Israelites. Say to them:

24 

“‘“The Lord bless you

and keep you;

25 

the Lord make his face shine on you

and be gracious to you;

26 

the Lord turn his face toward you

and give you peace.”’

27 “So they will put my name on the Israelites, and I will bless them.”

Text from a friend on New Years Day. 

Praying the Lord’s blessings run over your cup in this new year!

After my friend sent that short text to me I did a quiet time meditating on the verses from Numbers.  The thought I ended with was this. 

Who will I share that blessing of hope and peace to? There are people in our lives who need to hear words of encouragement. If God puts a name on your heart, drop what you are doing to text or call them.