F3 Knoxville

Sham-Rocks (CMUs) and Sham-logs

THE SCENE: The Shamrock, perfect weather. Good humidity to get the sweat going
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

warmup stuff
THA-THANG:

Divide up into teams of 3.

One team member  carries a big  log, smaller log, heavy CMU or a regular CMU to cone. Switching carriers at each cone. Teammates not carrying the item run ahead to the next cone and do the exercise associated with each item.

  • Big log- burpees
  • Smaller log- squat jumps
  • Heavy CMU- Merkins
  • Regular CMU- lunges

once you reach the end, go back the way you came.

depending on time I’m probably going to make stuff up after this. But it won’t be easy.(update: no time for anything but a cone clean up run)

MARY:
You know the drill. Stuff that makes your beer belly hurt.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

12 including one FNG “Utah” (FBI agent)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
What does Endure mean? What does Enduring mean? What is Hardship Hill and Operation Enduring Warrior? We answered those questions and more this morning.
MOLESKIN:

Apparently the workout is sneaky. It starts off a little slow but gets you in the boo boo by the end……unless you started with the big log and burpees.

Did you know that Boo Boo is also Yogi Bear’s side kick? He is a forever-loyal buddy, always willing to join in Yogi Bear’s exploits and schemes to pilfer the next basket of treats from unsuspecting Jellystone Park visitors. Most importantly, Boo Boo serves as Yogi Bear’s conscience, constantly reminding him of the danger or consequences of their actions.

Yogi Bear is a loyal older brother figure to Boo Boo and accepts him unconditionally, regardless of how much Boo Boo complains or worries. “The Ranger isn’t going to like this, Yogi” is one of his trademark expressions. Boo Boo’s loyalty and concern for authority – and being the cute “straight man” to Yogi Bear the comedian – is what makes him so endearing.

boo boo is also what some parents call an injury to their children. “Did you get a Boo Boo on your knee Billy? No mom, my leg was torn off at the knee by that mountain lion over there. I don’t think that qualifies as a boo boo…but thanks for noticing mom.

boo boo. It’s also what a stuttering ghost says.
Well enough about boo boo, let’s talk about you. How have you been?

hello?….so you’re not going to say anything? Fine then. Don’t say I didn’t try.
I’ll give you another chance. Would you like to join the “I read Tank’s BB club? It’s very exclusive. Today, all you need to do is put a gorilla emoji, no comment just an emoji on the slack post. And just like that you are in.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
HHOCR and Wesley House workouts

Burpee Baseball @ Shamrock

  • Welcome: 1 and all.
  • Warmup: A little bit-o-this, little bit-o-that.
  • Workout: Burpee Baseball
    • Two Teams (split up as even as possible).
    • Player at bat throws a ball (from home plate) into the outfield as hard as can then runs around the bases doing two burpees per base (of the specified type) and then run home to get a point.
    • Player from oposing team goes an fetches the ball (starting from home plate) and must do 5 burpees of the specified type at the ball and then run to home to get a point.
    • The player who gets home first wins the point (ball).
    • Teams switch “At bat” turns every three runs (plays/at bats/competitions)
    • Both teams in the “Dug outs” do matching burpees of their player who is in the current play.  So if your player is running to fetch a ball then you do 5 of the burpees (of specified type).  If your teammate is throwing the ball then you do 6 burpees (of the specified type).
    • The team with the most balls wins the game.
    • We almost got through 20 balls and had one home run (Nice huck @Jenner!)
    • Third game of Burpee baseball ( Game 1, Game 2)
    • The Type of burpee is written on the ball itself and is one of the following
      • Burpee with plank jack
      • Burpee with one leg
      • Burpee with Iron mike
      • Burpee with Donkey Kick
      • Burpee with Double Squat Jump
      • Burpee with Parker Climbers
      • Burpee with Lunge
      • Burpee with Frog
      • Burpee with Big Boy
      • Burpee with Release Merkin
      • Burpee with Double Merkin
      • Burpee with Imperial Walker
  • Warmdown:  None.
  • Wrap up Word: 
  • Announcements:
    • Dad Camp
    • Of the chain (CSAUP)
    • Hard ship Hill

TMF / TCE @ Shamrock

  • Welcome & Warning:
    • Despite this being a totally Free workout, we are Amateurs and so are you – so take heed – be ware. workout, zit, zot, ping pong..zap zork — dang it’s early.
    • Why am I up again? Oh, yeah, to get Total Muscle Failure & Total Cardio Exhaustion….
  • Warm Up
    • Super slow and long cherry pickers…
    • A little Burpee + increasing 1,2,3,4,5 merkin additions practice
    • aaaaannnd onto the Beatdown.
  • Workout (Total Muscle Failure + Total Cardio Exhaustion )
    • Start at left side of far corner of football field. Do
      • 1 Burpee
      • 1 Burpee with two merkins
      • 1 Burpee with three merkins
      • 1 Burpee with four merkins
      • 1 Burpee with five merkins
      • Run down the line to the next 5 yard marker and do the same 5 excercises above. Then run directly across the field on the 5 yard line and repeat all the above until you reach the end of the field. (break up into criss crossing teams if we have enough people 10 or more).
      • We made it to the 50 yard line for a total of 55 Burpees and 110 Merkins.  Then we ran the same pattern zig zagging accross the field to the end zone.
    • At the locker room wall
      • With back to wall, walk your feet up the wall. Hold a handstand for 10 seconds.
      • Repeat 4 times.
  • Warm Down
    • 20 Freddy Mercury’s
    • 20 Mountain Climbers
    • 20 Freddy Mercury’s
    • 20 Mountain Climbers
    • Leg Lift ring of fire ( tight HIM circle legs facing out – hold a leg lift as successive HIMs run around the circle and thrown down the lifted legs)
  • Wrap Up
    • We need to strengthen our second F. Fellowship. We went around the circle and announced our real name and shared a tid-bit about each other that the others probably didn’t know. Some shared prayer requests, some shared how they got their F3 name.  Norm, Daniel, Chris, Nathan, Barry, Matt, Jake, Dan, Bradly, Brad, Joshua.    We learned about swimming, going to med school, fainting, lots of kids, and all sorts of good stories.   Love you guys!  Thanks for comin out and bringing light into the darkness.

Four Corners @ Shamrock

  • Welcome: All are welcome – those who come are awesome!  Welcome to the Jungle!  I’m not a professional, but neither are you, so lets go have some fun! By the way, it was  a perfect 70 degrees this morning.
  • Warmup:
    • Merkin to chest – Arm shake
    • Squat with leg shake
    • First Corner of parking lot :25 Merkins
    • Second Corner of parking lot :50 LBCs
    • Third Corner of parking lot: 75 Squats
    • Fourth Corner of parking lot: 100 SSH
  • Workout:
    • Repeat the warmup for every parking lot on campus.
    • We ended up doing 500 SSH, 375 Squats, 250 LBCs, and 125 Merkins.  (we did throw in some CMU exercises for good measure too).
  • Warmdown:
    • 50 Freddy Mercuries
    • 25 Hello Dollys
    • 25 Scissor Kicks
    • Leg Lift Holds
    • Ring of Leg Fire
  • Wrapup:
    • Fruity Goals: Bored?  Need direction? Need a goal?  Pratice fruit! Love, Joy, Peace, Patience, Kindness, Goodness, faithfulness, Gentlness, Self-Control.   Sounds silly to Practice fruit. But do it. Pick one today, add a little focus to your goal.  Write it on your hand.  Write it on a sticky.  Nudge yourself in that direction today.  Put effort into that thing. Be intentional about it. Go outside your comfort zone.  The reality is that it is difficult and you will fail if it’s just you trying.  So before you start on your chosen fruit of the day, ask God to nudge you in that direction.  Ask Him to fill you with more of it today.  Ask Him for help in exercising that new muscle.  You are His and He is yours.  Partner with God and His Holy Spirit today in practicing fruit.  At the end of the day – review your Fruity Goal.  How was your nudging? How did God do as a partner?  Share how it went with someone or write it down.  Now repeat that every day.  🙂
    • But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, 23 gentleness, self-control; against such things there is no law. 24 Now those who [a]belong to Christ Jesus crucified the flesh with its passions and desires.
    • But what happens when we live God’s way? He brings gifts into our lives, much the same way that fruit appears in an orchard—things like affection for others, exuberance about life, serenity. We develop a willingness to stick with things, a sense of compassion in the heart, and a conviction that a basic holiness permeates things and people. We find ourselves involved in loyal commitments, not needing to force our way in life, able to marshal and direct our energies wisely.
  • Announcements

Modified Tabata

THE SCENE: 71 and wet-ish
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

0 burpee

left over right

1 burpee

cherry pickers

2 burpees

35 SSH

3 burpees
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the CMU pile and pick up a coupon. We have 2  sets of 35 intervals. 2 minutes of work and 10 seconds of rest then on the to the next. I will list the work below.

  • curls
  • freddy mercury
  • air taps
  • welsh dragons
  • OHP
  • LBC
  • triceps extensions
  • merkins
  • squat thrust

time got away from us. we fellowship moseyed back to the AO

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Gentlemen, the date for the Dog Pound’s CSAUP is being moved to Saturday, August 21. 2ish hours of a boot camp workout, followed by a feast of biscuits and gravy. CSAUPs are fun and challenging, and a great way to meet other F3 men from around Knoxville. We will be working in TEAMS of 3 (you’ll be added to a team if you are by yourself). Sign up here…
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/15aAa8W8hRuznBfw7HGJqk2HV-0Wbmjat76YaIxqQOPM/edit