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25 Burpee Hill Races

THE SCENE: Post-rain wet goodness. ~55 degrees.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
I am neither a professional trainer or preacher.  Grace is appreciated.
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH, Cherry Pickers, High Knees, But-kickers, Split Merkins, Lunges
THA-THANG: 25 Burpee Hill Races

2 Hims race against each other doing 10 Burpees at top and bottom of adjacent staircases with a final 5 burpees at the top of a hill that is 100 Meters away.   The remaining HIM’s engage in other various torture techniques such as

  • Crab Walks 25 yards
  • Bear Crawls 25 yards
  • Matching Burpees that the racers are doing
  • Bernee 25 yards
  • Sprint 25 yards
  • Lunge 25 yards

When one group of two hims finish their race, the next group of two HIMs pulls a burpee variation ball from the basket of burpee variation balls and commences their race.  Once everyone has raced, then the whole group races against each other for one final round.

MARY:
Push the burpee bucket back to the AO by taking turns doing a crab walk push, bear crawl push, bernee cary, mosey, side straddle (both sides).  Finish up with a Jail break.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

Welcome Spotter – new FNG!

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Capability Judgement Conviction – Please watch how you are prone to be judgmental not only of your wives looks but also of her accomplishments and capabilities. You might be aware of your tendency to judge visually but not only should you reject this attitude of the heart but also the judgmental attitude of their accomplishments.  Do not fall prey to the enemies (and worlds) comparison games – It is the way of death.  Choose life in the way of forgiveness, grace, and love.

Summerized all to well by Bartmans joke:

A man comes home and says to his wife when he comes home from work – “I’ve been at work all day and come home and the house is a mess and the laundry is not done – What have you been doing all day?” – To which she replies, “You’ve been at work all day and yet we’re still not rich – What have you been doing all day?”

MOLESKIN:
Apologies to FNG Spotter for a very steep ramp up to the burpee learning curve.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Congratulations to Judge Judy and all those who competed in the F3 Olympics

Merkins and Burpees at the Asylum

THE SCENE: The Asylum AO, temp in the 50’s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
20 SSH, 15 Imperial Walker, 15 mountain climbers, 10 Peter Parker’s, 10 Spidermans (6″ Peter Parkers…newly coined?), 10 windmill
THA-THANG:
YHC did not devote enough time to planning, so we winged it a little. The basic idea was to focus on upper body with running to each area. We started each pain station with a variety of merkins followed by burpees and then running up a hill. We hit the hill by the launch point first, then cardiac, and finally Everest. We ended with Mucho Chesto before COT: 10 merkins, 10 diamond merkins, 10 wide arm merkins, 10 stagger left merkins, and 10 stagger right merkins.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
6 PAX today
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
The WORD came from 1 John 4:19-21. Forgive and love your fellow man. If can’t do that, how can you say you love God.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Anniversary F3 Knoxville Olympics Saturday, picnic on Sunday, food drive coming in the near future (Sharky to provide more details later).

Pyramid scheme

THE SCENE: 41 and colder than I expected
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

yep
WARM-O-RAMA:

1burp

Imperial walkers x10/4ct

2 burp

Squats x10/4ct

3 burp 

Imperial squat walkers x10/4ct

4 burps

Mtn climbers x 10 4ct

5 burps 

Bobby Hurley’s x 10

4 burps 

Merkins x 10 /4ct

3 burps 

Lbcs x 10 / 4ct

2 burps

Monkey Humpers x 10 /4ct

1 burp 

THA-THANG:
Indian run to lower parking lot behind the baseball fields

pyramid laps

  • Partner up with like speed
  • Run opposite directions
  • Every time you meet , do the following exercises in reps of 25 except burpees. 10 burps
  • Lap 1 Merkins
  • lap 2 merkins, LBC
  • LAP 3 merkins, lbc, mtn climbers
  • lap 4 merkins, lbc,mtn climbers, Bobby Hurley
  • lap 5 merkins lbc mtn climbers Bobby Hurley and burpees
  • lap 6 lbc, mtn climbers , Bobby Hurley’s , burpees
  • lap 7 mtn climbers , Bobby Hurley , burpees
  • lap 8 Bobby Hurley’s , burps
  • lap 9 burps
  • lap 10 victory lap
  • mosey back reverse Indian run to AO

MARY:
Line up on the line ! We got a sneak peek of 2 events for the Olympics this weekend. Shuttle run and triple burpee broad jump . Shuttle run x 2  and one time doing triple burpees broad jump

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
25 pax
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Leadership involves surrounding yourself with good positive people . With out this, you cannot have success.
MOLESKIN:
As I wrapped up my first season as a HEAD COACH , I realized quickly I can’t do it alone. Expecting to lead alone is nearly impossible. A true leader will surround himself or herself with positive people ready to help. It’s just what I had in my first season of being a head coach for 2 of my sons flag football teams. I had a lot of expectations of myself to “run the show” but quickly realized , I am screwed doing it all alone. I had dads stepping up ready to help as assistant coaches. It was much needed and with all the help, our teams had a successful season ! The success was not winning the games but just having fun with the kids! To sum it up, we are born to lead but we can’t do it alone !

Einstein “ stay away from negative people, the find a problem to every solution” . As you lead, make sure you surround yourself with positive people !

Aye!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
F3 brolympics coming this weekend!!

Using God’s Perfect Word to Break Free

THE SCENE:  49 degrees, raining, and just plain nasty – A perfect training environment.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:  This was indeed a voluntary, unprofessional workout delivered to 6 HIMs who knew their weaknesses and were ready to work while most of the universe was resting in their fart-sack.

WARM-O-RAMA: 

  1. Slow Windmill (IC) x 15
  2. Plank Knee Touches  x 20
  3. Fire Hydrants x 20 each leg
  4. Moroccan Night Clubs (IC) (JUCO Tradition) x 20
  5. This/That Senior Citizen Stretch

 THA-THANG: 

Mosey to Large, inviting Parking Lot.

X 15  100 yd Sprints with partner-applied resistance bands, rotating partners at 50 yds for total of 1500 yds (Bible was written over a span of 1500 years and remains one seamless story).

Exercises at each 100 yd mark:

SPRINT 1 – X 22  Core Mountain Climbers (# of letters in Hebrew Alphabet, Christ quoted from Psalm 22 while in agony on the cross)

SPRINT 2 – X 40 Sumo Squats (Biblical number symbolizing completion, usually of some trial or hardship)

SPRINT 3 – X 12 Monkey Squats (Tribes of Israel, Apostles)

SPRINT 4 – X 33 Plank Jacks (estimated age of Christ at time of Crucifixion)

SPRINT 5 – X 66 Merkins (# of Books in the Bible)

SPRINT 6 – X 10 4×4’s (One for each Commandment)

SPRINT 7 – X 400 (200 each band partner) Flutterkicks (How long Israel was in bondage in Egypt)

SPRINT 8 – X 144 Jump Squats (72 each band partner) (New Jerusalem wall thickness will be 144 cubits thick)

SPRINT 9 – X 40 Hello Dollies (20 each band partner) (40 authors of the Bible, led by God)

SPRINT 10 – X 7 Handclap Merkins (Number mentioned almost 500 times in the Bible)

SPRINT 11 – X 365 American Hammers (182/183 partners) (Number of times in His word the Lord tells us to not be afraid, one for each day of the year – Amazing!)

(OUT OF TIME)

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

God’s Word is absolutely perfect.  It was written by 40 different authors, on 3 different continents, over a span of 1500 years, and is one, seamless, flawless story – all pointing to Christ.  That is pretty amazing.  Although God demands perfection, we have fallen short and many of us suffer from the paralyzing guilt of past sin in our lives that plays like a movie in our heads.  Sometimes, like the resistance bands we used during the workout, guilt can hold us back from doing God’s work – feelings of inadequacy, unloved, unforgiven.  Brothers, know that God LOVES you and I so much that he sent his only son, the perfect sacrafice, to suffer the penalty due us.  To deny that is to deny the sufficiency of the cross.  You have been forgiven. He has covered your sin! Ditch the guilt, and break free! The objective for all of us is to become more like Him.  The only way to do that is to get to know Him better through reading the Bible.  Meditate on it, practice it, teach it to your children.

MOLESKIN:
The QIC was an absolute clown-show today – messing up a cadence, forgetting the photo at the end.  Please forgive his incompetence and know that he will get better. He is placing himself on Q-probation until improvement takes place.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
F3 KX Anniversay Events – Sign up!

Bear Crawl Variations

THE SCENE: Cold!!!  I know this is only the beginning, but it came quick.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

15 Peter Parkers, 15 mountain climbers, 15 SSH, 15 imperial walker, 10 count windmill, 15 Moroccan night club

THA-THANG:

Mosey to the south parking lot

Bearpees halfway across the parking lot. OYO 1 Burpee followed up by 4 count bearcrawl forward.  Increase burpees by 1 each time and bearcrawl by 4 (1:4 ratio).

Mosey to the Sophomore. Dora 1-2-3. 100 merkins, 200 6” LBC’s, 300 squats.  Partner is running up the hill to in front of the building’s main entrance.

Mosey to hand rails. Do 15 supine pull-ups, 15 merkins, 15 dips and 15 Carolina dry docks. Run a lap around parking lot and repeat.

Mosey toward shovel flag. Stop in the parking lot and indian bear crawl.  All PAX are in a lined up head-to-foot.  The PAX in the back bear crawls to the front while all others are doing merkins.  Go until all PAX have bear crawled.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 PAX worked hard this morning and got warmed-up quickly
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Look at the story of Job and the loss that he encountered.  God allowed Satan to test Job to this extent, but he did not do the testing.  Through all the hardship, Job starts to question why he is going through all this.  God answers Job in the last few chapters of the book.  I was looking for Job chapter 38 this morning.  Read God’s response to Job.  Then Job responds in chapter 40 and again in 42:  42:2-3.  We may not understand why we encounter trials in life, but if we remain focused on God and His will, we will make it through!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Fall festival this weekend. 3rd Anniversary weekend, Nov. 3rd and 4th.