F3 Knoxville

The 35-Birthday Q

THE SCENE: A little wet, upper 30’s at the Project
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

35 SSH, 10 tempo squats, 10 windmill, 15 Moroccan night club, mosey to amphitheater for 10 tempo merkins (where it was dry)
THA-THANG:
Mosey up to the playground.  Starting here, we did 5 rounds of a full body beatdown.  To begin each round, do 7 pull-ups and 7 toes-to-bar.  Then, mosey to the amphitheater for more upper body work.  Then, run the trail around the drainage ditch towards Tulane Ave. and stop before turning around for legs.  Run back to start and repeat.

Exercises performed:

  • 35 merkins
  • 35 squats
  • 35 dips
  • 35 lunges total
  • 35 diamond merkins
  • 35 monkey humpers
  • 35 werkins
  • 35 sumo squats

After the fifth round of pull-ups and toes-to-bar, we cashed-out round five with 35 burpees (my gift to the PAX).
MARY:
The burpees were enough.  Happy Birthday!
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
4 HIMs were not afraid of the threat of a cold rain today.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Context is always important when studying the Bible, joining a conversation, reading a news article, and many other activities.  Without it, one can twist what is read or heard into what they wish fit their lifestyle or justify their take on things.  YHC’s M likes to give me a hard time about all the running I do.  She quotes to me the first part of Proverbs 28:1 – “The wicked flee when no one is pursuing…”.  Some translations say “run when no one is chasing them”.  This is her excuse for not running outside no matter the conditions.  All in jest of course.  If we continue to read:  “…but the righteous are bold as a lion.”  The second part of the verse adds context to the first part that is necessary for full understanding of the passage.  The wicked flee because they are trying to hide their life or their decisions from those around them and probably from God.  The righteous are bold because they have nothing to hide and want to share the hope within them with those around them.  When you study the Bible, always make sure you gather all the context necessary to gain the whole truth.
MOLESKIN:
It was great to start my birthday off with the HIMs at the Project.

brickyard invasion JUCO

THE SCENE: Cool  32’F
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER  Screwed that up!   10 Burpees

WARM-O-RAMA:

had to get to the Coupon PileMosey– walked  M.A.R.S up 10  and Down 10

Mosey — Imperial Squat Lunger 10

Mosey– Walked     Over head Claps

Mosey — A little of this, that, get some more, do not forget that
THA-THANG:
With your Chilled Coupon,

50-40-30-20-10

Push-ups, straight arm raises, squat thruster, squat, twists

( on paper it looks so easy )

MARY:

had to get back to the A/O

Mosey — 10 ct LBC

Mosey — 10 ct Bicycles

Mosey — 10 ct Flutter kicks

At A/O gut buster No feet on the deck!

100 Flutter kicks, 75 hello dolly’s, 50 Bicycles, 25 box cutters

Ladder Run the parking lot

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
27 HIMs Strong
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
you may not always understand someones path, and seeking out to understand their path may not work.  But know that the lord put you in that individuals path for a reason.  you are given a choice just as everyone else is.  What will you do with your choice.

 

I call to mind the merciful story of God’s love that we heard today in a spiritual retreat for the clergy.   the Priest speaker said that God knows the struggle of those who are addicted.   He knows that their efforts are flawed and weak.   God also knows that with-in the fog of confusion, there is a soul crying to God for his help.  Like the good thief on the cross, you son will have the chance to hear the words, “Today, you will be with me in paradise.”

-Fr. Val Bartek

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Mt. JUCOnte – Round 2

THE SCENE: 50ish and raining. Wet, very wet.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Barely, but got it done.
WARM-O-RAMA:

10 x Windmills, 10 x Hairy Rockettes, 10 x Tempo Merkins, 10 x Mtn Climbers
THA-THANG:
Mosey across the street and past Mikata parking lot to Mt. JUCOnte!

Demonstration of five exercises to be performed along the five light poles up the center of the road.

Progressive workout performed as such:

Complete first station then run to second and complete. Run back to start and complete stations 1-3. Run back to start then complete stations 1-4. Run back to start then complete stations 1-5.

Stations:

  1. 10 x Burpees
  2. 20 x 4-count Mtn Climbers
  3. 3 x Clockwork Merkins (performed on steepest part of hill) (perform one merkin at 12 o’clock, 3 o’clock, 6 o’clock, and 9 o’clock by rotating yourself after each merkin. one rep = one time around the clock)
  4. 40 x Monkey Humpers
  5. 50 x 4-count SSH

This is a  true grinder up Mt. JUCOnte and proved once again to be a tough one, but the PAX pushed through and got work done.

Mosey back to the shovel flag for some Mary.

MARY:
5 minutes of Quick-fire Mary.

10 reps of an exercise as called by a member of the PAX. Immediately upon completion, the next PAX in line calls out the next exercise. We did BBS, Breast Stroke, Flutter Kicks, LBCs, BBS, Shoulder Taps, Box Cutters, and SSH

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
19 HIMs tackled Mt. JUCOnte in the pouring rain. 2 FNGs defied all odds to come out on a rainy, cold day. Welcome Tinker Bell and White Noise!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
As we start a new year, reflect on your commitments in 2019 and learn to say “No” to those that don’t benefit more than just you. In 2020, my goal is to say “No” to those things that only benefit me and take time/passion away from my faith and my family.
MOLESKIN:
Shoutout to Tinker Bell and White Noise for making the HC to come out on such a nasty day. I felt bad having their first Q be such a grinder, but they both killed it.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill – Mandolin has stepped up to design the obstacles that JUCO will be building for race day. Let’s work with him on collecting the needed materials. Keep an eye out for a future workday to get the obstacles built.

Finished. 2,019

THE SCENE:   40 and clear
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:  Administered
WARM-O-RAMA:

We’re going to bid adieu to the decade in the most fitting way I can think of – by doing 2,019 reps of exercises.  With the completion of each 100 reps, blow your horn!  Hang on to your butts, ‘cause here we go!

  • LBAC forward x 8 IC (32)
    LBAC backwards x 8 IC (32)
    Monkey humpers x 9 IC (18)
    Merkins x 9 IC (18)
    100!
  • Motivator from 6 (84)
    Werkins x 16 OYO
    200!
  • Overhead clap x 13 IC (26)
    Squat x 13 IC (26)
    Seal clap x 13 IC (26)
    Iron Mike x 11 OYO (22)
    300!

THA THANG:

With CMUs….

  • Colt 45 (45)
    Kettlebell swing x 15
    Goblet squat x 20
    Upright row x 20
    400!
  • Heavy Freddy x 20 IC (40)
    Tricep extension x 30
    Bent row x 30
    500!
  • Squat thruster x 30
    Derkins x 20
    BBS x 25
    Curls x 25
    600!
  • Lunge w/ CMU x 30
    Pickle pounders x 20
    Lunge w/ CMU x 30
    Pickle pounders x 20
    700!
  • DORA – partner farmer carries CMUs around the island
    100 Merkins
    200 LBC
    300 Squats
    1300!

Mosey to the planters…

  • SSH x 25 IC (50)
    Dips x 40 OYO
    11s (Box jumps + Derkins) (110)
    1500!

Mosey back to the shovel flag…

  • Captain Thor up to 5 (75) …and we’re out of time.

1,575 reps!  You guys crushed it!

 

MARY:

No time

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

8 HIMS

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Traditionally, my wife and I have been totally into making and executing New Year’s resolutions.  We’ve designed complicated, multi-tiered, resolutions and – for the most part – have been pretty good at keeping them.

2019 was different.  We resolved to do just one thing for the year – to prayerfully seek God’s direction for our lives.  I feel that He provided direction that by aligning our hearts on a couple of topics that one year ago today we were a chasm apart.  My wife and I now end 2019 facing in a common direction – we know what we want to define our lives and legacy.

In 2020, we are embarking on yet another theme for the year – and I invite you to do the same.  We plan to spend this year casting vision for this new direction that we are facing and making a plan to get there.  We now share a common goal where we want to bring our family – what things we want to define us for our lifetimes and beyond.  In 2020, we will set out to make a plan; “when” and “how” step-by-step.

Proverbs 29:18 “Where there is no VISION, the people perish

Proverbs 20:5, “The purposes of a person’s heart are deep waters, but one who has insight draws them out.”

Rosabeth Moss Kanter, director and chair of the Harvard University Advanced Leadership Initiative, says this, “A vision is not just a picture of what could be; it is an appeal to our better selves, a call to become something more.”

Author and business leader, Joel Barker, has said, “Vision without action is merely a dream.  Action without vision just passes the time.  Vision with action can change the world”. 

“Vision without execution is delusion”.  Thomas Edison

Men, let 2020 be the year that you cast (or re-cast) an incredible vision for your lifetime and beyond.  Don’t live by coincidence or circumstance!  Instead, plan your life’s legacy and execute that plan (be flexible to the Lord’s ways, remembering, “Many are the plans in a person’s heart, but it is the LORD’s purpose that prevails” Proverbs 19:21)

 

MOLESKIN:

Hey you!  Yes…YOU!  You’re not finished yet!  We said we were doing 2,019 reps and we only got in 1,575.  You owe another 444 reps!  Here’s your homework – get it done before midnight!  When you finish, announce “Happy New Year!” in the GroupMe thread.

25 merkins
1600!

50 LBC
50 Flutter Kicks
1700!

25 side crunch (left)
25 merkins
25 side crunch (right)
25 merkins
1800!

50 SSH
50 shoulder taps (single count)
1900!

25 side crunch (left)
25 merkins
25 side crunch (right)
25 merkins
2000!

19 BURPEES!

2,019!  YEEAAHHH, BABY!

 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

The Project is expanding!  Thursday?  Saturday?  Bootcamp?  Run?  Weigh-in on GroupMe with your preferences!

When you can’t do anything dumber…Totally redeem yourself

THE SCENE: post rain – 53 degrees and clear.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

15 SSH, 5 Cherry pickers, 5 tempo merkins, 5 tempo squats
THA-THANG:

  • Indian run with back two men racing to the front (ran to the rear parking lot in front of the ‘Stadium’ hill.
  • 3 x Circuit Breaker – broadjump two parking stalls, lunge one parking stall to the end of the parking lot. Alternate sprinting forward, shuffle, bernie, shuffle, burpee in each parking lot stall until reaching the start point.
  • 11s on Stadium Hill – Hip thrusters on the parking lot, sprint up the hill, monkey humpers at the top of the hill.
  • Dora – 100 merkins, 200 Squat Rockettes (Squakettes), 300 American Hammers (cut short on time), partner runs with CMU up the stairs and slapped the Rec Center wall.
  • Mosey back to AO.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
31 total: 26 Pax//5 FNGs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Classic scene in Dumb and Dumber – Just when I think you can’t do anything dumber, you go out and totally redeem yourself! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnkefjCES-4

Matthew 5:23-2423 Therefore if you are presenting your offering at the altar, and there remember that your brother has something against you, 24 leave your offering there before the altar and go; first be reconciled to your brother, and then come and present your offering.

When things are wrong, whether it is your fault or not, we must be about making things right. This is not an obstacle, it is an opportunity. I shared a story from my time as an officer in the Navy. A sailor opened the door to a pressurized space and it caused the door I was opening to slam, nearly taking off the fingers on my right hand. I rushed at the sailor and got about two inches from his face and started berating him. He was in the wrong and I outranked him. In the middle of yelling at him, I look down to see another sailor that I had been studying the Bible with. Seeing her replaced my anger with shame. I walked away and cooled down. About an hour later, I found the sailor I had yelled at and I apologized to him for embarrassing him and for the things I had said. Two hours later, I found the female sailor that I had previously studied the Bible with. I owned what I had said and done and shared that I had apologized to the other sailor. I shared that the anger she saw in me was the man that I had to die to daily, the man whom Christ has helped me change from. She said that she knew I had apologized because the whole crew was talking about it (it’s rare for an officer to apologize to an enlisted sailor). 15 years later, we are still close and I saw her over Thanksgiving. She is married to a preacher and they have two kids.

Just when I couldn’t do anything dumber, I totally redeemed myself in her eyes and we are both better for it. Make wrongs right and see obstacles as opportunities.