F3 Knoxville

Kill the Turkey

THE SCENE: Gorgeous sunrise. At one point, we were just going to climb 1/2 of Everest, but with no view of the rising sun, Proton proclaimed, “Let’s just run to the top of Everest so we can see the sun rise.” A great idea. I almost puked.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

-Mosey around parking lot x1

-Continue moseying around parking lot and periodically doing the following: Lunge / Reverse Lunge / Side shuffle / BBS / Bear Crawls / Merkins / Carolina Dry Dock (no more than 10 reps of each…just gettin’ the blood flowin’)

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Everest. Along the way at various locations in order to keep the PAX together—American Hammer, Derkins, LBCs, Merkins.

At the base of Everest.

  • SSH x30 seconds. Rest 30 seconds.
  • Squats x30 seconds. Rest 30 seconds.
  • Burpee x30 seconds. Rest 30 seconds.
  • Merkin x30 seconds. Rest 30 seconds.
  • BBS x30 seconds. Rest 30 seconds.
  • Sprint Everest…all the way up.
  • Plank at the top. Mosey back to base of Everest.
  • Rinse and repeat.

Mosey back to AO

Circuit. Groups of 3. 1st Pax on one line doing 1st exercise. 2nd Pax on line 20 yards away doing second exercise. 3rd Pax runs from 1st to 2nd and switches with 2nd Pax who then runs. AMRAP 3 Minutes per round.

  1. SSH + Squats
  2. Calf Raises + Lunges
  3. Peter Parker + Sundials
  4. Mountain Climbers (or Merkins) + Hello Dolly

MARY:
5 minutes of Dealers Choice.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
28. High Heels, Pluto, Abacus, Proton, Pheiffer, Hawk, Abcess, Sleepwalker, LillyDipper, Saul, CheatSheet, Scooter, Hooker, Cap’N Crunch, Umbro, QVC, LifeChamp, Rainbow, Pablo, Pinto, Gus, Anklet, Archie, Abort, A-Rod, Mr. Jinxy

FNG: Probe

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I spent several hours on Thursday looking through pictures and videos from the past 5-10 years.

  • Epiphany #1: There were always more people surrounding me in community than I realized during that period of life.
  • Epiphany #2: There was always more joy than I realized during that period of life.

New personal goal: Shorten the time gap between the Present Moment and the Moment of Realization.

Mr. Tuesday’s Pre-Turkey Ramble

THE SCENE:  Partly cloudy, temp in the 50’s.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Five Burpees, 20 Side Straddle Hops, Four Burpees, 15 Mountain Climbers, Three Burpees, 10 Cherry Pickers, Two Burpees, 10 Slow Timed Squats, One Burpee, 10 Little Baby Arm Circles Forward, 10 Backward
THA-THANG:

Mosey to Lighted Parking Lot Above Playground

Suicide Sprints to Each Light Along Parking Lot.  Each time back we will do 10 Merkens.  Repeat but each time back do 10 Big Boy Sit-ups.

Mosey to Lighted Sidewalk that Is North of Chapel and which Leads to Park Perimeter Trail

Bear crawl to first light.  Sprint to fifth light.  Bear crawl to sixth light. Sprint to tenth light.  Keep doing this in increments of five lights until we get to perimeter trail.

20 Squats and 40 Baby Crunches in grassy area by perimeter trail.

Mosey to Cardiac Hill

Sprint up hill and do:

  • 20 Bicycle Kicks at First Turn
  • 20 Carolina Dry Docks at Second Turn
  • 20 Bench Lifts at top
  • Repeat

Mosey Back to Base Camp

Run around the bases with each base being a corner of the parking lot.

  • First Base:  20 Squats
  • Second Base:  20 Squat Jumps
  • Third Base:  20 Imperial Walkers
  • Home Plate:  20 Star Jumps
  • Repeat

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Four men attended, all over 50 years in age.  The Goats!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
On this day, two days before Thanksgiving, we do have much to be thankful for.  Our health is one thing and we thank God for the recovery of Crawdad, Edit, and Preacher, who hopefully will be able to work out soon.  We also pray for the recovery of Barney, who has been sidelined for months and may be sidelined for many more months.  We are thankful for our nation and the abundant resources we have in America.  We are thankful for our families and our brothers in F3.  We are mostly thankful for our God that watches over us.
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Next 3rd F event is December 9.

Lighting the Fire

THE SCENE: Cold but beautiful Autumn morning.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

20 Side Straddle Hops, 10 Windmills, 10 Cherry Pickers, 10 Little Baby Arm Circles Forward and Ten Backward
THA-THANG:

In Base Camp Parking Lot, each man will find a partner.  All men go to one end of parking lot.  There will be a set of bricks for each team on that side of the parking lot.  While one partner sprints to other side of parking lot (to do one of four listed exercises) the other partner will do one of four exercises with the bricks.  He does the first exercise while his partner sprints, does his first listed exercise, and sprints back.  Then the partner who sprinted takes the bricks from his partner and that partner will sprint.

The four exercises with the bricks are:

  1. Curls, right hand then left, repeating until the partner returns
  2. Overhead presses, right then left, repeating until partner returns
  3. Lifts from side, right then left, repeating until partner returns
  4. Punches from chest, right then left, repeating until partner returns

The four exercises on other side of parking lot (where partner sprints to) are:

  1. 10 Burpees
  2. 10 Mountain Climbers (4 count)
  3. 20 Star Jumps
  4. 20 Squat Jumps

Mosey to Roadway below Administration Bldg.

Each man, at own pace, will run counterclockwise on roadway that circles the Admin Bldg.  Cones designate stations along the way.  There are eight stations:

  1. Located at first set of stairs to left of road.  Go down and up stairs three times.
  2. Located at second set of stairs to left of road.  Go down and up stairs three times.
  3. Located shortly after stop sign on southeastern corner of roadway circle.  Do 15 Hello Dollies, 4 count.
  4. Located at Boulder Pile by Admin Bldg parking lot.  With Cinder Block Weight Boulder do:  15 Overhead Presses, 15 Curls, 15 Squats, 15 Bench Presses
  5. Located by cone just past admin parking lot on west side of Admin Bldg.  Do Bear Crawl to next cone.
  6. Located about 25 yards from Cone 5.  Do Hop to next Cone
  7. Located about 25 yards from Cone 6.  Do 15 Box Cutters, 4 count
  8. Located at stop sign on northeast corner of roadway circle.  Do 15 American Hammers, 4 count

Repeat above

Mosey to Playground for “All My Benchs.” 

At benches each man will do 25’s with a combination of bench jumps and decline merkens.  We will start with 20 bench jumps and 5 decline merkens, then go to 15 bench jumps and 10 merkens, etc. until we end with 5 bench jumps and 20 decline merkens.

Mosey to Pavilion.

Each man goes to end of picnic table.  20 Picnic Table Pull-ups.

Mosey Back to Base Camp

MARY:
Slow Stretching

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 Attended.  Two FNG’s:  Mario Azevedo (Counselor) and Michael Underwood (Jarvis)
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
God created men to enjoy adventure and battle.  We like to push ourselves in F3 as we are battling fatigue and pain in an effort to win against ourselves.  Men need that challenge.  You see it in little boys.  My own son’s favorite Bible story was that of David and Goliath.  We would live that out in make believe a million times, with he (David) battling me (Goliath).

While men need battle and adventure with other men, they also need comfort, assurance and love.  We may get that from women such as our wives or girlfriends but we also need it from men.  We as F3 brothers can give that to others in need and when we are in need, we can seek it from our brothers.  We also need that loving comfort from God.  The best Hebrew translation of Abba, which is often a term used for God in the Bible, is “Daddy”.  God is our Father but he is also our Daddy.  We can go to him when we are wounded and weak.  He can lovingly and even gently comfort us.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Coffeeteria at Panera!

Working Off The Candy

THE SCENE: Partly cloudy.  Temperature about 70.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • 20 Side Straddle Hops
  • 15 Imperial Walkers
  • 10 Burpees
  • 10 Windmills
  • 10 Slow Timed Squats
    THA-THANG:

Mosey to Grassy Area below Stop Sign at Southeast Corner of Admin Bldg.  Do 20 Hello Dollies, 4 count

Mosey to Outdoor Chapel.  Then do elevens starting with one Mountain Climber (4 count) at one end of chapel and ten Decline Merkens from stage to floor on the other end of the chapel.

Mosey to soccer field by baseball diamonds near playground.  Each man does suicides from one end of field to other, stopping to do ten Merkens each time he come backs to starting line.  Then he will repeat above but do ten Big Boy Sit-ups each time he comes back to starting line.

Mosey to Flag Pole by Baseball Fields.  Each man will do, at own pace, the following:

  • 20 American Hammers (4 count) at Flag Pole
  • 20 Bench Jumps at Playground Benches
  • 20 Pull Ups at Baseball Dugout or as many as possible and hang for 20 seconds
  • 20 Ice Skaters (4 count) on grass at south side of pavilion
  • Repeat above

Mosey to Stop Sign at Northeast side of Admin Bldg.  Do 20 Hello Dollies, 4 count

Mosey Back to Base Camp

MARY:

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Seven men
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
We often worry about the details of our day, about possible mistakes or threats, or about getting things perfect or “right.”  Such worries can actually hurt our performance.  Try reading a chapter from a book where you must remember every word you read.  You can get so caught up in the memorization that you lose the message the author is trying to convey.  When we worry about details, about getting things right, about possible mistakes, we not only hamper our performance but we lose focus on the glory of God’s world that is right there in front of us.  Jesus told us to leave our worries to God.  Focus on God and His glory, not on worries.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Triple Threat, Triple Q

  1. THE SCENE:  Sunny and temperature just below 60.  On this Halloween evening, only three of us showed up.  We realized no one had signed up to Q so the three of us did a joint Q:  Mr. Jinxy, Smallmouth, and Lilydipper.
    F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
    WARM-O-RAMA:

    20 Side-straddle-hops.  Little of this, little of that.  20 Michael Phelps.  10 Cherry Pickers.  20 Imperial Walkers.  10 Slow Timed Squats.
    THA-THANG:

Mosey on roadway to northeast corner of Administration Bldg.

  • 10 Squat Jumps
  • 10 Lunges, each leg
  • 20 Squats, 4 count
  • 10 Knee touch jumps

Mosey to Lakeshore trail and head north west to area at northern end of Asylum.  Do elevens, starting with one Big Boy Sit-up and ten decline merkins.  The BB Sit-ups are done by trail while the merkins are done by tree about 50 yards uphill.  Each man sprints back and forth between sit-ups and merkins.

Mosey on Lakeshore trail to bottom of Mt. Everest.  Do two sets of the following exercises, running up to large tree, around tree and back to Lakeshore trail between each exercise.

  • 10 Shoulder Taps, 4 count
  • 40 Baby Crunches

Mosey to top of Mt. Everest and go to Boulder Pile by Administration Bldg Parking Lot.  Each man does two sets of the following exercises, running to light pole by Administration Bldg and back to boulder pile between exercise.  The exercises are done with Cinder Block Weight Boulders.

  • 25 Overhead Presses
  • 25 Curls
  • 25 Squats with weight at chest

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Mr. Jinxy, Smallmouth, Lilydipper
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
A book that Cap’n Crunch has recommended is Wild at Heart by John Eldridge.  Eldridge talks about how as men, we are often taught to ignore our wounds.  Yet, our reaction to our wounds leads us to live out of a false self.  God wants us to live out of our true selves.  We must recognize and admit our wounds, come to God with them.  By admitting our wounds and approaching God with them, we can get beyond them and be the true men God wants us to be.