F3 Knoxville

What Gets Us Emotionally

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Lilydipper (John Neece)
PAX: Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Tenderfoot, Slabs, Simmons (Justin Creasey), Pusher, Lizzy, Abacus (Erik Ella), Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Brick (Chris Tittle), Drum Major (Mike Johnston), Curveball P (Dave Purcell), Crash Dummy, F6 (Tim Pope), Appleseed (Jon Smith), Rooney (Carl Whipple), Glamper, Lilydipper (John Neece), Bunker, Owen Smith (Bruce Lee), Konnor Glass (Splat)
FNGs: 2 Owen Smith (Bruce Lee), Konnor Glass (Splat)
COUNT: 20
WARMUP: 20 Side-Straddle Hops, 10 Twistees, Run to Tree and Back, 10 Cherry Pickers, 10 Tennessee Rocking Chairs, Run Down Steps by Bat Cave and Back, 10 Burpees, 10 Tempo Squats, 10 Baby Arm Circles Forward and Backward, Little of This and That
THE THANG: Mosey to Steps of Admin Bldg. 20 Merkins and Calve Raises
Mosey to Circular Drive Area Southeast of Admin Bldg. 20 Carolina Dry Docks and 20 American Hammers.
Mosey across field to the Caribbean Parking Lot. Do three sets of 15 Merkins at any time on the way. Those getting to Caribbean Parking Lot first circle back to pick up the six.
We will go the following counterclockwise around the parking lot:
• Sprint for three islands, then do 20 Big Boy Sit-ups.
• Bernie for two islands, then do 20 Hello Dollies.
• Karaoke Right for two islands, then do 20 Flutter Kicks
• Karaoke Left for two islands, then do 20 Freddie Mercuries
• Mosey back to start.
• Rinse and repeat.
Mosey to the shaded parking lot across the street from ball fields parking lot. We will run counterclockwise around the lot stopping at each corner to do 5 Shoulder Taps (both shoulders)
Mosey to the Haslam Rock. We will have a 20 second gander at the river and mountains.
Mosey to Shady Tree. We will do 20 Squats.
Mosey to AO, then go down steps by bat cave, run to summit of Mt. Everest, run up and then head back to AO.

MARY: 10 V-Ups, 20 Box Cutters, Stretching
ANNOUNCEMENTS: Be looking for another chance to serve with clean up at Asylum.
COT: Prayers for Curveball’s father who has a variety of serious health issues as well as Curveball and his family. Prayers for Curveball’s friend, Mary, who has breast cancer and will require a double mastectomy. Prayers for all students starting into college and their parents such as Abacus’ daughter, Abacus, and his wife. Prayers of praise for the healing of a long-term rift between some of Tenderfoot’s family members.

February / August UvU

AO: thequacken
Q: FixerUpper (Patrick Core)
PAX: Lizzy, Herbie (Kortney Jarman), Z-Pack (Brian Brockman), FixerUpper (Patrick Core), no
FNGs: 1 no
COUNT: 4

WARMUP:
Side straddle hops
smurf jacks
quad stretch
hammy stretch
butterfly stretch
hip flexor stretch

THE THANG:
1.5-ish mile run for time (4 laps around park is about 1.4 miles)
1 min max big boi situps
1 min max merkins
max pullups (untimed)
5 mins max burpees

MARY:
lay there and groan

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
ruck from The Quacken to Big Ball 8/26

COT:
This was a you v. you workout, not a you v. me workout. Someone once said “When you compare yourself to others, you either win or lose.” It is easy to do, but it is not helpful.

You are either puffed up by pride if you are better than someone else, or you are beat down by shame if you are worse.

But there is a better way!

Romans 12:3
For by the grace given me I say to every one of you : do not think of yourself more highly than you ought, but rather think of yourself with sober judgment, in accordance with the faith God has distributed to each of you.

Back to School Beatdown

AO: brickyard
Q: Appleseed (Jon Smith)
PAX: fast-n-easy (Nate Votta), A-Rod (Nate Peterson), Appleseed (Jon Smith), Drop Zone, Gmail, Gordie (Steve Wheaton), Herbie (Kortney Jarman), Lizzy, Spladle
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:
20 x 3 count side straddle hops
Cherry pickers
Little bit of this
Tempo squats
Tempo Merkins

THE THANG:
Mosey to Football Field

Every 10 yards. Run back after each set

1×1…1×2. Burpee x squat
2×1…2×2. Lunges x SSH
3×1…3×2. Merkin x imperial squat Walker
4×1…4×2. Flutter kick 2 count x Carolina dry dock
5×1…5×2. BBS x shoulder taps 2 count

Back to planters. 11s. Step ups and dip

MARY:
Captain Thors, 500000 hello dollys

ANNOUNCEMENTS: none

COT:
Men are struggling. Checked out in a society that more and more devalues them. F3 is a great way to wake men up. Invite the men in your life!

[asylum-pm_ruckers] Extortion 17 WOD

AO: asylum-pm_ruckers
Q: Steam
PAX: Pusher, Lizzy, Glamper
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP:
– High-Heels burpee warm-o-rama

THE THANG:
Extortion 17 WOD
– 8 squat thrusters (ruck on, w/sandbag)
– 6 upright row high-knees (ruck on, w/sandbag)
– 11 squat jumps over sandbag
– Loop around the Coliseum w/ruck + sandbag (AFAP)

MARY:
– N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Next ruck WOD at the Asylum PM: 8/15
– Ruck WOD cadence at the Asylum PM: 1st Thursday + 3rd Tuesday

COT:
High-Heels gave the Word at the COT tonight. What I took from it was “Are you giving it your all?”

July Accelerate Your King

AO: thequacken
Q: Z-Pack (Brian Brockman) , FixerUpper (Patrick Core)
PAX: Lizzy, Road Block, Herbie (Kortney Jarman)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 5

WARMUP:
SSH IC
Abe Vigodas
Flamingo Stretch
Baby Arm Circles, Front & Back
Michael Phelps
Merkin Jacks IC
Upright Star Gazer Stretch
Armadillo Stretch
Mountain Climbers IC
Mosey Lap Around Church

THE THANG:
July Accelerate Your King workout
30 min. to get max reps.
-150 curls
-125 cmu squats
-100 OHP
-75 cmu swings
-50 thrusters
-25 blockees

MARY: ran out of time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Ruck Fitness Test on Saturday 8/5; Ruck from Quacken to Big Ball soon on a Saturday

COT: The Discipline of Confession
1 John 1:9
Confession is an opportunity to grow in humility. We have to admit to God and to ourselves that we have sinned. Confession is a good place to be. It takes us back to the foot of the cross. We were born into a fallen world. We sin against God and others and we are sinned against by other people. Confession is cathartic to release the burden of unconfessed sin before a loving and forgiving God. As Christians we trust in Christ’s sacrifice for the forgiveness of our sins. We should confess our inequities to God, David’s confession in Psalm 51 is a model for us. Also, it is good to confess sin to trusted brothers. I encourage you all to find a trusted brother that you can confess sin to.