F3 Knoxville

Slowest Indian Run Ever

THE SCENE: About 32, but we warmed it up pretty quick
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

20x IC SSH (10slow10fast)
20 IC Boxer Jacks (i.e. high knees with a clap under each knee)
10x Tempo Merkins
20x IC Mtn Climbers (10s10f)
20x IC Tempo Squats

THA-THANG:
Two single-file lines on the grinder.
Everyone is SSHoping while the people in the back bear crawl to the edge of the Grinder and then to the front of the line.
When you get to the front, plank up and do shoulder taps until it’s time to go. When you go, lunge to the side of the grinder and then to the front of the line. Then repeat

  • SSH + Bear Crawl
  • Plank Shoulder Taps + Lunges

Switch the exercises half way

  • Al Gore + Crab Walk
  • Table Top Plank + Frog Hops

Final Stretch

  • Squats + Crab Walk
  • Slow Merkins + Frog Hops

10 Slow and 10 Fast Cycle (as many as you can in 5 minutes)

  • Dips
  • Calf Raises
  • Decline Merkins
  • Squats

Bear Crawl Indian race

  • Planks + Bear Crawls
  • SSH + Bear Crawls

MARY:

  • Protractor
  • Box Cutter
  • Peter Parker (Spider Man)
  • 20x IC LBC
  • ATM

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Also had Cable Guy and FNG (Now called Rehab)
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
A lot of times we are going to fast to see the good in the things we are going through or studying. We all need to take the time to slow down and really dig deep to find the wisdom that is there for us to find in ever situation, whether that’s in the things we are reading or in the people we are meeting or just in the situation we are going through.

Take the time to slow down and really see/learn what wisdom is here to be had.

Luck of the Draw

THE SCENE: 65 humid degrees with a light wind out of the west
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Cherry Pickers x 10, LB Arm Circles x 10, SSH x 15 then skip across the parking lot and back, high knees across and butt-kickers back.

THA-THANG:

14 PAX set out to get better today

Luck of The Draw

  • 2 decks of cards placed at opposite ends of the parking lot.  On each card is written an exercise.  Random PAX draws a card and calls out the exercise and the face value of the card (which equals the number of reps).  PAX runs to the cones placed at the mid-point of the parking lot and performs the exercise and the prescribed number of reps.  After completion, run to the opposite curb where a card is drawn and the exercise is called.  Exercises are performed at the mid-point of the parking lot (run 25 yards-exercise-run 25 yards), rinse and repeat.
  • Mosey toward the sand-bag barricade while singing cadence (message me if you want the cadence)
  • Pine Tree Hill with a Battle Buddy
  • Pick a battle buddy.  Buddy 1 runs to the pine tree at the top of the hill, touches the tree and returns.  While Buddy 1 is running, Buddy 2 is performing an exercise with a CMU.  When both have completed 1 run and 1 set of the exercise, round 1 is complete and Round 2 begins.  The exercises are as follows and all are performed with a CMU:
    • Round 1 Clean and Press
    • Round 2 Squats
    • Round 3 Bench Press
    • Round 4 Rows
    • Round 5 Overhead Press
    • Rinse and Repeat
  • Mosey back to the Grinder slingshotting with the CMU.  Buddy 1 runs while Buddy 2 does 5 Merkins.  When the Merkins are complete, Buddy 1 runs to catch Buddy 2.  When he catches him, Buddy 2 does 5 Merkins while Buddy 1 runs with the CMU.  Continue to the Grinder.

MARY:
25 Big Boy Sit-Ups, 10 Flutter Kicks, 10 Slutter Kicks
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
My oldest son Eli is on the autism spectrum.  A while back he observed his younger brother and me interacting with some friends of mine in town.  Later that night, he shared with me that he wished he was like me and Luke.  His desire was to be able to interact better with people and be more comfortable in social settings.  I shared with him that I would not change him even if I could, that what made him special was that he has a unique perspective and gifts that are different than mine.  I told him his mom and I have always referred to him as our magnificent puzzle and that we love who and what he is, no matter what.  He went on his way and returned a little while later and put his arm around me and said, “I love you, dad.”  The word this morning was that sometimes all of us need to hear that our Father loves us unconditionally, defects and all.  We are his wonderful creation.  Jeremiah 1:5 says “before I formed you in the womb I knew you, before you were born I set you apart.”  The Creator of the universe knows me, a screwed-up dude in Maryville, TN.  And that is pretty awesome.
MOLESKIN:
Thank you to my Bomb Shelter brothers for the support and encouragement on my VQ.  I love you guys, you are the best.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
2/23/18 Meet at the AO around 5:15-5:30 to set-up for CSAUP, there will be a little running, a little driving and a little fellowship at Public House for Fermentation Friday.

2/24/18 CSAUP at 6 AM sharp.  Please park in the parking lot of the Methodist church adjacent to the park.

Thirsty for Sling Shot!

THE SCENE: 40 +/- Damp +/- but ALL good!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

As Willy Wonka said, “SO MUCH TIME, SO LITTLE TO DO! Strike that, reverse it!” Lets get going….

WARM-O-RAMA:
Disclaimer while jog across parking lot x2, High Knee skips x2 across PL, Karoake x2 across PL
THA-THANG: SLING SHOT to Mt. SUKMOORE

  • Partner up and grab 2 CMU
  • P1 take off running or walking briskly with 2 CMU
  • P2 does 20 merkins and 20 squats, when finished, P2 sprints to catch up with P1
  • P2 takes over CMU and begins to run while P1 does the same merkins and squats
  • This repeats until we get to Mt. SUKMOORE

LT. Bernie at Mt Suckmoore

  • Every pax carries their own CMU up Sukmoore Bernie style.
  • Every 4th step, do 4 squats
  • At the top of Sukmoore, do 5 cmu presses
  • back to the bottom and then back up again doing 4 steps and 3 squats and 10 CMU presses at the top, you get it….4 steps Bernie style with 2 squats, 15 CMU presses, back down then up Bernie style 4 steps , one squat, then 20 CMU overhead presses
  • back to bottom. We are always moving forward in life but sometimes life has set backs…..based on that, we Bernie back up the hill 4 steps, 2 steps down, 4 steps up, 2 steps down, ALL backwards/Bernie style to the top of Sukmoore
  • At the top, do 25 cmu presses
  • At that time, we SLING SHOT BACK to the AO
  • Total distance about 2 miles +/-

MARY:
no time but we worked in a little bit of mary during the thang…
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
12 Pax Strong!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
What did the most interesting man in the world say in the Dos Seque commercials??

STAY THIRSTY MY FRIEND! Stay thirsty for getting better, stay thirsty in your faith, stay thirsty in your positivity, just stay thirsty for LIFE!

Aye!
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

King of the Mountain

THE SCENE: Mid 40’s and kinda wet.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH x20 IC
  • Worst Merkin Ladder x3 OYO
  • Arm Circles x15 each direction IC

THA-THANG:
Mosey over to Mt Crumpet

  • Pair up in teams of two
  • Each trip up Mt Crumpet – do Mountain Climbers x10 and Squat Jumps x10 at top
  • When back at bottom, mosey to Fountain of Youth to rejuvenate with Burpees x10, Dips x10, and Pattycake Merkins with partner x10
  • Traverse up Crumpet differently each time – Sprint, Bernie, Bunny hop, Bernie hop, Burpee hop, Bear crawl
  • Each time must carry Hammy up the hill once (Woodshack’s COW!!!)

Mosey back to grinder

  • CMU Dora – 50 Step up Merkins, 150 curls, 200 Squats

MARY:

  • Weezy Jefferson
  • Outlaws x10 each direction
  • Flutter kicks x20 IC
  • BBS for 1 minute

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
14 PAX, 1 FNG Deep Dish!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
36 But I tell you that everyone will have to give account on the day of
judgement for every empty word they have spoken.
For by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will
be condemned.

It is not our duty to judge anyone. Everyone is guilty of it, but it does us no good in our lives. Try to catch yourself judging others and realize what you are doing, try to have something positive to say about the people you are judging.
MOLESKIN:
CSAUP approaching
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Priorities

THE SCENE: 30ish
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Jump Knee Tuck x 20
  • 2 speed Merkin on Q 25 total
  • Single Leg Cross Hop x 15 each leg

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Grinder

HIIT Combo:

4 exercises. 3 rounds. Suicides between rounds.

  • Run Squat 180 x 1 minute
  • Derkin x 30
  • 3-Way Calf raises x 1 minute
  • Tricep Dips x 30

Mosey to Waxjob Hill

11’s:

Start at the bottom

Single leg Deadlift Squat 1 rep is both sides

Bernie up

Carolina Dry Docks

Bear Crawl down

MARY:

  • Captain Thor 10:40
  • Torso Twist
  • 3-Part Touch The Sky

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
13 HIMs and no FNGs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Priorities:

Think about the top 4 or 5 priorities to you and rank them. Here are mine:

  • Wife
  • Family
  • Health
  • Friends
  • Job

Some of your priorities are probably the same but you may place them in different order. Tell me some of yours and why you place them that way.

MOLESKIN:
ANNOUNCEMENTS: