F3 Knoxville

Highest of the Highs

THE SCENE: Pleasant morning, the moon was nice, but not discussed

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Done quickly as the Q was running back from the car because he forgot his phone

WARM-O-RAMA:

Quick and easy warmup because AOQ decided that F3 workouts don’t need stretching/warmups… the QIC disagrees, so we met in the middle… 

SSH IC x20 | Cherry Pickers IC x5 | LBAC each way IC x10 

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Tennis Courts and partner up. Cumulative Dora with one partner doing exercises, while the other does TC suicides with just the end lines 

2 Rounds of: 

  • 50 Merkins 
  • 100 BBS 
  • 150 Squats 

2 Rounds of:

  • 50 Shoulder Taps 
  • 100 Tow Taps 
  • 150 Mountain Climbers 

Mosey to Rock Pile: 

3 Rounds of: 

  • 21s of Curls (7 from bottom to halfway, 7 halfway to top, 7 full curls) → At Rockpile
  • 10 Box Jumps → at Stonehenge 
  • 5 pull-ups → at Bathhouse 

2 Rounds of: 

  • 7 OHPress, 7 Tris, 7 Row → at Rockpile
  • Run up Bathhouse Ramp 
  • 10 Imperial Squat Walkers → at Bathhouse 

MARY:

Fellowship Mosey ™ back to AO (Equalizer Hack, a good Fellowship Mosey ™ that starts at 6:12 at the Bathhouse will finish at the AO at 6:15) 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

14 HIMs; 0 FNGs 

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Pay attention to when you are at your best. Don’t focus on times when you are down. Enjoy the highs and try to replicate them. 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

IPC 2022 will take place on Mondays at The Equalizer. Blindside will Q all of the weeks and have modified workouts ready for those not wanting or willing to participate. If we need to start IPC workouts early, it will be announced on Slack Sunday night!

If It Weren’t For the Humidity, It Might Just Be Pleasant

THE SCENE: Quote from the Gloom… “If it weren’t for the humidity, it might just be pleasant.”

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Done ok-ish

WARM-O-RAMA:

25 SSH IC | 10 Grady Corns IC | 5 Cherry Pickers IC

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Bottom of Dwayne’s Mountain. Partner up, one partner completes an exercise, and the other runs up the hill and does 1 Burpee at Dwayne. Repeat for all listed exercises. 

  • Merkins
  • BBS 
  • Imperial Squat Walkers
  • Carolina Dry Docks 
  • Flutter Kicks 
  • Jump Squats
  • Mountain Climbers
  • Freddie Mercury
  • Monkey Humpers 
  • Jingle Balls

Fellowship Mosey™ to the BathHouse and AMRAP 10 Incline Merkins, 10 Box Jumps, 10 Decline Merkins for 5 mins until time is called

MARY:

There just wasn’t enough time 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

10 HIMs; 0 FNGs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Being a “Good Man” is something you do, not something you are.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

IPC will be done on Mondays at the Equalizer during that horrific time

 

TLINAU

THE SCENE: Perfect summer morning
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH
  • Baby arm circles
  • Imperial walkers
  • Calf raises

THA-THANG:
Insert information about the workout.

  • Mosey to the pee rocks
  • 20 of Charger’s row merkins with pee rocks
  • 25 Freddie mercury with pee rocks
  • 10 of Charger’s row merkins with pee rocks
  • 20 Freddie Mercury with pee rocks
  • Mosey to the parking lot entrance
  • 25 gas pumpers
  • Lunge to the sign

5 rounds of

  • 5 burpee jumping pull ups
  • 10 squats
  • 10 BBS

Mosey back to the AO
MARY:
Hello Dolly’s by I-beam
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
TLINAU = This life is not about us.

MOLESKIN:
I-beam’s brother

Ribbed’s wife

Hammy’s recovery

And all our brothers who are injured or fartsacked.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Pencil in 9/11 for a F3 family picnic and smoked meat contest.

No Tanks at the Gun Show

THE SCENE: Warm & dark.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH, Cherry Pickers, Grady Corns, Windmills
THA-THANG:
Various good-looking PAX took turns delivering a well-rounded, impromptu beatdown.

  • Pull-ups and merkins at the bathhouse
  • Jack Webbs and merkins at the splash pad
  • 7 of diamonds from the flag circle included such treats as CDD, BBS, Diamond Merks, VUps, Squats, More Squats, Squat Jumps, and some running
  • 21s, Rows, Overhead Presses at the rockpile
  • Fellowship Mosey™️

MARY:
Ring of fire, and some other stuff

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
13, including FNGs Animal House & Snow Bird
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Headgear shared about God’s provision.

The VERN!!

THE SCENE:  10 of Dogpounds finest laced them up to see what the Q would bring from the mothership..
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER 

  • I am not  professional
  • First Q in Five Years
  • You have been warned…

WARM-O-RAMA:
Slow mosey to the upperparking lot.. 5 burpees halfway

Circle up:

Imperial Squat Walker x10

Merkin x 20

Windmill x 10

Line up for Serpintine

Mosey with hill work…then to rabbit hole with a backward bear climb up stairs .. mosey to the top and plank work while waiting for the six… mosey to the Pavillion

THA-THANG:
Introducing… “The VERN”

  • 25 x dips
  • 25 x LBC
  • run to pull up bars
  • 10 x pull ups
  • 25 x merkins
  • run back to Pavillion
  • Repeato x 5

Jailbreak back to parking lot
MARY:
@ribbed led while Q was throwing up.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Pray for our health so we can continue to be the whetstone to help sharpen other men and give the gift of F3. Pray for Ribbed’s wife and give strength to Brad who will be battling prostate cancer
MOLESKIN:
Thank you for allowing me to lead you fine men in the gloom. This was my first Q in over 5 years, so appreciate you bearing with me as I knocked some rust off. I felt it was appropriate to start my first Q back with the VERN as this was my last Q before I left charlotte back in 2017. Definitely a full-circle moment for me.  @ski-dog @jagged-pill @mayberry killed this workout and were the only ones to finish the 5 full rounds #strong.   Q felt frisky, underestimated the distance back to the shovel flag, and called for a looooong Jailbreak. Appreciate @ribbed for handling Mary as Q was dry-heaving.

Thank you for lacing them up and coming out today. Make it a great day!

 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
8/6 – Workday at Cerebral Palsy Center