F3 Knoxville

CMUsDay

AO: asylum-am
Q: Russell Crook/Crablegs
PAX: F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Farley, Grandslam, Hands, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Pac-man, Sawdust, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), TRC/Crab legs, Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: A lot

THE THANG: CMUs, Everest Pivot, Trifecta

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Patience

The Cinco Day Circuit

AO: asylum-am
Q: Cinco (Scott McGuire)
PAX: Farley, P3, Rainbow, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Cosmo 2, Double Wide, Hands, Love’s, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Pac-man, TRC/Crab legs, Tropicana, Techmo
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP:

• Side Straddle Hops x 25
• Cherry Pickers x 5
• Arm Circles
• Michael Phelps
• Merkins

THE THANG:

Main Workout: “The Cinco Circuit”

5 stations | 5 exercises | 5 rounds (We got 3 in!)

Form the Mexican Train. Carry a tire overhead. Follow the light poles. Every 5th light pole is a station. Do 5 burpees together.

Stations:
1. Cinco Squats – 5 tempo air squats, hold at bottom of last one for 5 seconds, 5 jump squats
2. Taco Twists – Russian twists (25 each side)
3. Mariachi Merkins – 5 merkins, then 5 mountain climbers (repeat)
4. Fiesta Flutter Kicks – 25
5. Burro Bombs – 5 donkey kicks per leg, then 5 shoulder taps

Total = 5 rounds x 5 stations x 5-themed reps

Optional: Play Latin music in the background for flair.

MARY:

1. 2 Sprints
2. Canoe w/ CatGut

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Hardship Hill

COT:

Cinco de Mayo isn’t Mexico’s Independence Day — that’s a common myth. Instead, it commemorates the Battle of Puebla in 1862, when a small, under-equipped Mexican force defeated the French army, one of the strongest in the world at the time. Outnumbered and outgunned, the Mexicans stood their ground and protected their homeland.

So why does that matter to us? Because this workout — and life — isn’t about having the perfect conditions. It’s about grit, unity, and heart. Just like those soldiers at Puebla, we show up, we fight together, and we leave no man behind.

Ruck Around the Park

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust , Matlock (Bill Maddox), bluebird, Gibbler, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Tropicana, Charmin (John Willis)
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Sawdust, Tropicana, Charmin (John Willis), Gibbler, bluebird, Fabio (Joe Hamilton)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: Hitch up the :dog2:

THE THANG: Ruck for 4.5 miles

MARY: N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:Rainbow told us to put down our phones.

You vs. You 1st F Challenge for April at the Asylum

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Rainbow, P3, Double Wide, Cinco (Scott McGuire), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Tropicana, Gibbler, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Bunny, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Newton
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:
– SSH
– Stretch
– Tempo Merkins
– Tie-Fighters
– X-Wings

THE THANG:
PART 1: RUN
– 10-minute timer
– Begin at Line 1:
1. Run to Line 2 (10 yards) and back
2. Run to Line 3 (20 yards) and back
– Run to Line 4 (30 yards) and back
1. → That’s 1 rep
– Rinse and repeat for 10 minutes
– Record total reps
– 1-minute rest
PART 2: AMRAP
– 3×2-minute timer (no rest between movements)
– Count total reps (cumulative):
1. 2 minutes AMRAP Side-Straddle Hops (SSH)
2. 2 minutes AMRAP High Knees (count 1 leg)
3. 2 minutes AMRAP Mountain Climbers (count 1 leg)
– 3 minutes rest
– Record total reps from Round 1
THEN… REPEAT THE ENTIRE WORKOUT
Start over from Part 1 and repeat the full circuit. Reset your rep count
Submit Your Scores (4 Total):
1. Round 1 Run Reps
2. Round 1 AMRAP Reps
3. Round 2 Run Reps
4. Round 2 AMRAP Reps
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd3PzswIJNrUsoNEjY53llgqp6bqH3clDy7V9I17T7hdR8M3g/viewform?usp=sharing
MARY: N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Frozen Head CSAUP
– Hardship Hill

COT: Celebrate the small victories, wins & blessings. We don’t know His overall plan. If we think of His plan as a tapestry that He can see from the finished side, and we only see the small pieces of the back side. There is beauty in the small view we have and we should take joy in the things He calls us to do in the moment.

Be Where your feet are…

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: P3, Matlock (Bill Maddox), TRC/Crab legs, Hot Tub (John Muller), Bunny, Love’s, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Gibbler, Pac-man, @Newton, @Archie
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP: Rocky Balboa on the curb with super Mario and runs and karaoke in between

THE THANG: mosey to overlook for 25’s with merkins and froggy squats. We worked in toe merkins and crunch frogs too.

3 rounds with a 5 burpee buy in for each round of chain merkins and Bulgarian squats

Cosmo 2 was a no show. No Q fails today and instructions were clear. Houston, we found the problem.

MARY: lots of time on the cloud for stretching and abs

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: be where your feet are