F3 Knoxville

Tag: Matlock (Bill Maddox)

EMOM & Thunder

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AO: asylum-am
Q: Double Wide
PAX: P3, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Farley, Gibbler, Hands, Love’s, Matlock (Bill Maddox), TRC/Crab legs, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:
SSH, Big arm circs, side lunges, tempo mercs and squats, balboas, jogging the lot then sprinting the lot.
THE THANG:
1st EMOM: 4 mins with 10 to 12 burpees
Then lap up Baby Everest
Superman’s, LBC’s, Scuba Steve’s all in cadence
2nd EMOM: 4 mins with 4 to 6 Mountain Man Makers
Lap up Baby Everest
Bonus: Thunderstruck Burpees
MARY:
No time available due to shushing Gibbler
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
Stop procrastinating and be more intentional

Climbing P3’s Ladder

AO: asylum-am
Q: P3
PAX: Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Backflow (Wesley Hunt), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Pac-man, Cinco (Scott McGuire), F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:

5 Easy up/downs
*Pause for Disclaimer*
20 SSH
Lap around the Pavilon
Rockettes
Tie Fighters
Runners Stretch
Shoulder warm up – MPs, Front Swings, Carltons
BBQ Squats
Tempo Merkins

THE THANG:

Mosey around Pavilon to last corner and lunge back length of Pavilon.

5 up/downs
Repeat Pavilon lap above, except bear crawl last length

5 up/downs
10 Dirkins
repeat lap, burpee broad jump back

5 up/downs
10 Drikins
10 table Rows
Repeat lap, lunge back

5 up/downs
10 Dirkins
10 table rows
15 big Bois
repeat lap, bear crawl back

5 up/downs
10 Dirkins
10 table rows
15 big Bois
10 irkins
Repeat lap, burpee broad jump back

5 up/downs
10 Dirkins
10 table rows
15 Big Bois
10 Irkins
20 Air Squats
Repeat lap, lunge back

5 up/downs
10 Dirkins
10 Table Rows
15 big Bois
10 irkins
20 air squats
15 box cutters
Repeat lap, bear crawl back

5 up/downs
10 Dirkins
10 Table Rows
15 big Bois
10 irkins
20 air squats
15 box cutters
20 Superman’s
Repeat lap, burpee broad jump back

5 up/downs
10 Dirkins
10 Table Rows
15 big Bois
10 irkins
20 air squats
15 box cutters
20 Superman’s
15 Dips
Repeat lap, lunge back

MARY: Notta

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Hardship Hill
Talked about the unfortunate timing of the Vols/Wildcats game during EFHR

COT:

Discipline is choosing between what you want now and what you want most – Abe Lincoln

True happiness does not always equate to fun or easy

“The secret of happiness is not in doing what one likes, but in liking what one does.” – James M. Barrie

A Friday Photo Finish

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Double Wide, Hands, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow, Farley, Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:
– SSH
– Stretching
– Tempo Merkins
– Cherry Pickers
– Abe Vigodas
– Rockettes
– Tie-Fighters
– X-Wings
– Burpees (until the PAX confirmed they were warm)

THE THANG:
– Stage I:
– 10 Squats at the Base of Baby Everest
– Run to the Summit of Baby Everest
– 1 Manmaker
– 1 Lt. Dan
– Stage II:
– Mosey to the intersection leading to the Overlook
– 10 Big Boy Sit-Ups
– Mosey off-road to a spot the Q led
– Stage III:
– Light Pole Pictionary
– Worked from the center of the pathway at the selected light pole.
– Performed the exercise on the card and ran to the next light pole.
– Performed that exercise and ran the way we came to the light pole on the other side of the first light pole.
– Rinse & repeated until the Q moved the PAX back to the AO.

MARY:
– Dante’s Core (Don’t Put Your Feet on the Ground)
– Hollow Rocks
– V-Ups
– Gas Pumpers
– 30 Second Hold

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Escape from Haw Ridge
– Hardship Hill

COT: Recited an old native folk tale “The Wolf You Feed”. Remember there are two wolves constantly at war inside you. One is good, generous & kind. The other is mean, greedy & angry. The one feed, will be the one to win.

Tour de Fun

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Tropicana, Hot Tub (John Muller), Bunny, Hands, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Double Wide, Gibbler, Kentucky, Love’s, Waffle House (Brady Greene), @Newton, @Archie, @Possum, @Backflow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 17
WARMUP: SSH and tempo squats and merkins and Grady corn and TN rocking chair with a mosey

THE THANG:
After getting over the disappointment of not having a Love’s Q we settled into the normal complaining.

Pickleball steps with merkins and dry docks and bear crawls down the steps. 3 rounds of fun

Turf baseball field for burps at each base and home plate with step ups and dips. 3 rounds of fun

Soccer field for shoulder taps and froggy squats on either side. 3 rounds of fun Soccer field

Junk science of sprinting 2x across the field. Adds years to your life. It’s science and can’t be denied.

MARY: mixed in after each station

ANNOUNCEMENTS: happy birthday Hands. Haw Ridge and Spring Break

COT: if you want to go fast go alone. If you want to go far go together.

Going Backwards at a Blistering Pace

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust , Farley, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Gibbler, bluebird, Fabio (Joe Hamilton)
PAX: Farley, Sawdust, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Gibbler, bluebird, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Jack-Jack 🦮, Rugby 🦮, Maddie 🦮
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: Wait for bluebird’s alarm to go off to start. This spring forward thing messed with our start.

THE THANG: Ruck for 4.7 miles. Again, if we’d gotten off to a quick start, we might have hit 5 miles. New :dart:?!?

MARY: The Tail of the Dragon might be considered Mary, but we pulled into the station at the start of Name-o-Rama.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Escape from Haw Ridge

COT: Hands provided us a word on getting the junk out of your life.