F3 Knoxville

Tag: Matlock (Bill Maddox)

CMUesday = Longer Arms

AO: asylum-am
Q: P3
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Dung Beetle, Tropicana, Grandslam, Pac-man
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:

5 EASY Burpees
15 SSH
20 Carltons/Front Swings/Michael Phelps
Runners Stretch
Tie Fighters
Cherry Pickers
Deep Squat

THE THANG:

Farmers Carry to the Rustic Pavilon..

Round1:

20 Merkins
15 Table Rows
20 Jump Squats

Round 2:

20 Derkins
15 Table Rows
20 Iron Mikes (10 Each Side)

Round 3:

20 Irkins
15 Table Rows
20 Air Squats

Farmers Carry to the Amphitheatre

Station One:
1.) Up and over Merkins

2.) Lawnmowers (R/L)

Transport = Farmers Carry (Switch halfway R/L)

Station 2

1.) Curls

2.) Big Bois

Transport = Rifle Carry to the bottom

MARY:

ditch the CMUs at the charging station and hustle back to the AO

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Convergence this weekend!

COT:

Story of a man teaching his son that when you love someone… you serve them.

Exploring the New Areas

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Tropicana, Coolio (Greg Fox), bluebird, Waffle House (Brady Greene)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: Plant the :shovelflag:

THE THANG: Ruck for 4.3 miles

MARY: No time for her today

ANNOUNCEMENTS: F3 UnCOVEred is this Saturday. Register if you’re going.

COT: Caught Woodpecker’s BOM

The Goo Gone Firecracker 500

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Gibbler, Double Wide, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Rainbow, Foie Gras
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
– Motivators
– Tempo Merkins
– Cherry Pickers
– Windmills
– Rockettes
– Tie-Fighters
– X-Wing
– 6 Count Burpees

THE THANG:
– Exercised at various stations to the base of Cardiac
– Tried out the new pavement with Bearpees to the first turn and Lt. Dans to the next turn
– Went down and up Route 66
– There was some splashing of merlot, but it was time to find Mary anyway.

MARY:
– Dante’s Core

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Asylum Gear is ordered and should be coming our way soon.

COT:
– The right path is the clear choice, but it will not be an easy path. It will be uphill and we will be tempted to turn back. But 1 Corinthians 10:13 reminds us that we will not be tempted more than we can stand to resist.

PMers Triple Q

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: Pele (Jon Lindberg) , Lilydipper, Pusher
PAX: Glamper, Pusher, Dain Bramage (Will Olson), Pele (Jon Lindberg), Brick, Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Veggie (Rylen Huddy), Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Lulu (Greg Huddy), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Matlock (Bill Maddox), F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Lilydipper, Lizzy, Rip-Tide
FNGs: 1 Rip-Tide
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: Lily started us off with some good ol’ stretching exercises that were borderline The Thang, include Curly Stomps, Tempo Squats, and Tempo Merkins! Pele Sweat Level: (PSL) Moderate already…

THE THANG: Lily took us to the new workout area, preliminarily called LA Beach. We did stations there and ran in the parking lot between sets. Switched off to Pusher, who started us moseying before Ol’ Pele was back from the end of the lot. PSL: Severe

Pusher took us up Pickett’s Charge, doing something painful at the bottom of each hill. Can’t remember, since I was beginning to become dehydrated and starting to hallucinate. We did some things with rocks and cones, though, as I recall, and ran around the Colosseum area until it was time to pass it off to….

PELE! Finally! My turn had arrived. Put down an insurrection that was attempting to hijack the Q and have us go up Everest to show it off to Mouth to Mouth, who was DR from GA. Nope. Not enough time to do that (or was there?… we’ll never know…). Did Route 66 (Peter Parkers) to Pav-a-Lon. Then did some PT sets, running around the building and then the parking lot until Time. PSL: Critical flow. Everything soaked. Everything…

MARY: Did some Homer/Marge and Hello dollies mixed in. Stretching until time. PSL: Pruning up from stewing in own sweat.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: UnCOVEred July 13 at the Cove. Fourth of July Asylum PM workout at 9 am, with Board Meeting and Soccer Taco lunch to follow. Come one come all.

COT: Talked about the importance of joy and humor by recounting some funny F3 stories. PSL: Formed a substantial sweat puddle in the prayer from sweat dripping off head. Also was unknowingly giving Snitch a form of Chinese Sweat Torture from sweat dripping on his arm in the circle. :face_holding_back_tears:

12 for Cardio and Core

AO: asylum-am
Q: Tropicana
PAX: P3, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Hands, Loves, Cinco, Bunny, Farley, DoubleWide, Woodpecker, Garbage Plate, Fois Gras
FNGs: 1 Fois Gras
COUNT: 12
WARMUP:SSH, TN rocking chair, Abe Vagoda, down/up dog, single leg balance.

THE THANG: Bernie Baby Everest, 5 burps. Jog down cardiac. 5 burps. High knee skip. 5 burps, karaoke 5 burps. Jog. 5 burps. Karaoke. 5 burps high knee skip 5 burps jog 5 burps. Bernie. 5 burps
Arrive at New Amphitheater.

3 groups. Run. Core of choice. Runners pick the next group round and round we go.

Jog to Pavalon

MARY:
Wall sit
Ball(s) to the wall
Few rounds

ANNOUNCEMENTS: welcome Garbage Plate from Richmond, VA and FNG Fois Gras

COT: Fear of the future. Our response needs to be hard work and discipline together to strengthen ourselves and each other for hard times ahead. Grateful for F3 providing the foundation.