F3 Knoxville

Merkins and burpees

AO: asylum-am
Q: Farley
PAX: P3, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Grandslam
FNGs: None
COUNT: 4
WARMUP: stretches then a short jog with some hill work and dips.

THE THANG: 20 merkins 25 yard jog, 20 big boys then 25 yards backwards to beginning starting line. Then repeat but subtracting each excercise by one. 19…18….17…etc

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Luke 6:35

Muscle Up

AO: asylum-am
Q: Gibbler
PAX: Bunny, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Charmin (John Willis), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Cosmo 2, Double Wide, Gibbler, Hot Tub (John Muller), Kentucky, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Pac-man, P3, TRC/Crab legs, @passport, @tecmo, @baxkflow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
WARMUP: SSH and a deep squat for Coolio (Greg Fox)

THE THANG: mosey to muscle beach. Partner workout and rotate through all the equipment for a total body beatdown. Parter that runs to the end of the parking lot does a burpee

MARY: 100 flutter kicks

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: habits of productive people

Prime Day

AO: asylum-am
Q: Code Brown
PAX: Bunny, Waffle House (Brady Greene), Charmin (John Willis), Tropicana, Double Wide, Rainbow, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Sawdust, Code Brown, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Loves, Cinco, Newton, Pac-Man, Backflow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP:53 SSH

THE THANG:woking down thru all the prime numbers in reps of exercises
47 Ricky balboas
43 merkins
41 squats
37 BBS
31 step ups
29 dips
23 press
19 curls
17 tie fighter bombers
13 up and overs.
11 rows/bbs
7 incline markings/butt touchers
5 burpees
3 man makers
2 laps

MARY: 16 hello dollys. LBC, box cutters and bbs.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: quotes from Sam Gangee.

That there’s some good in this world, Mr. Frodo… and it’s worth fighting for.
Samwise Gamgee

Romans 12:12

[12] Rejoice in hope, be patient in tribulation, be constant in prayer.

The Weight

AO: asylum-am
Q: Tropicana
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Hands
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP: SSH, TN Rockin chairs, Cherry Pickers, merkins, squats, more SSH
some skipping back and forth

THE THANG: All Respect Stooges from Kensington Clown Car moved heavy things around Lot F. Couple of trips up Baby Everest while other planked and hammered. More moving heavy things. Some lunging and planking around Lot F.

MARY: Pavalon wall sits and balls to the wall.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Epictetus
Set a standard; hold fast to it. That’s all there is.

NewTon of laps

AO: asylum-am
Q: Double Wide
PAX: Rainbow, Charmin (John Willis), Hot Tub (John Muller), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Hands, Russell Crook/Crablegs, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Love’s, Cosmo 2, Newton, Backflow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: 16 year old men don’t need no stinking warmup. Get your old butts up to the Overlook

THE THANG: Dora AMRAP
Battle Buddy 1 runs a lap
Battle Buddy 2 does endless set of different exercises
Repeat ad nauseum

MARY: she got stuck in the endless loop

ANNOUNCEMENTS: those of you on fall break vacas can Eat It.

COT: my dad said some stuff.