F3 Knoxville

Tag: Matlock (Bill Maddox)

The Weight

AO: asylum-am
Q: Tropicana
PAX: Matlock (Bill Maddox), Hands
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP: SSH, TN Rockin chairs, Cherry Pickers, merkins, squats, more SSH
some skipping back and forth

THE THANG: All Respect Stooges from Kensington Clown Car moved heavy things around Lot F. Couple of trips up Baby Everest while other planked and hammered. More moving heavy things. Some lunging and planking around Lot F.

MARY: Pavalon wall sits and balls to the wall.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: Epictetus
Set a standard; hold fast to it. That’s all there is.

NewTon of laps

AO: asylum-am
Q: Double Wide
PAX: Rainbow, Charmin (John Willis), Hot Tub (John Muller), Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Hands, Russell Crook/Crablegs, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Cinco (Scott McGuire), Love’s, Cosmo 2, Newton, Backflow
FNGs: None
COUNT: 15
WARMUP: 16 year old men don’t need no stinking warmup. Get your old butts up to the Overlook

THE THANG: Dora AMRAP
Battle Buddy 1 runs a lap
Battle Buddy 2 does endless set of different exercises
Repeat ad nauseum

MARY: she got stuck in the endless loop

ANNOUNCEMENTS: those of you on fall break vacas can Eat It.

COT: my dad said some stuff.

BROGA

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Cheney
PAX: Madoff, Bookman, Ribbed, Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Snowbird, Smithers, Cheney, Tropicana, Matlock (Bill Maddox), TRC/Crab legs, Stripped
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: SSH, cherry pickers, random stretches

THE THANG:
Follow the Q, switch exercises every few minutes and Lap after 2 exercises.
Exercises:
– Downward Dog Knee Tucks
– Downward Dog to Chaturanga to Upward Dog (or slow dive bombers if you want to get technical)
– Boat pose with CMU Twists
– Side plank with arm raise
– Squat with CMU Curl
– Lunge with CMU tricep extensions
– Bonus burpees to mourn a CMU

MARY: stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS: F2 at Corner 16 today

COT:
“What is the key to living such a happy life? You don’t need to follow a blueprint, you just need to live and be happy.”

There is an ultimate plan for everyone out there, but not a single blueprint (or path) that must be followed. Your path is impacted by choices you make, choices others make and by things outside of anyone’s control. So the key to enjoying today is not to put yourself down about yesterday or tomorrow.

Farmer’s delight + broga

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: Hands, Matlock (Bill Maddox), P3, Sawdust, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), TRC/Crab legs
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP:SSH, TN rocking chair, froggie squats, tie fighters, shoulder blaster, X wings.

THE THANG: Rotate through CMU exercises while one pax farmer carries around the Pav-a-lon. Did 4 total rounds, changed the exercises after round 2.

MARY: BROGA! ( Matlock (Bill Maddox) planted that seed earlier).

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Iron Pax this Friday.

COT: If things aren’t working out like you planned, take heart! You’re in good company (ie the apostles). Keep moving forward one step at a time in faith and you will end up where you are supposed to be.

Ruck Some More

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust , Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Tropicana
PAX: Tropicana, Matlock (Bill Maddox), Sawdust, Fabio (Joe Hamilton), Gibbler, Coolio (Greg Fox), Jack-Jack 🐕, Rugby 🐕
FNGs: None
COUNT: 6
WARMUP: Plant the :shovelflag:

THE THANG: Ruck for 4.6 Miles

MARY: N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Iron Pax Challenge Week 1 this Friday

COT: TRC/Crab legs asked us what we are spending our time on and if it’s not what we should, what are we going to do to change it.