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Hill Sprints Suck

THE SCENE: 64 and still.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSHx20 IC
Cherry Pickers x5 IC Junk speed
Hipper Snappers – 4 count IC ready position, 1) left 2) right 3) jump
Merkins x10 IC
LBAC forward x10, reverse x10
THA-THANG:
BATTLE BUDDY UP
1 CMU per pair, head to the matterhorn
– guy running carries the CMU, other guy skips
– Incans x10 oyo at the light poles
Hill Sprints (group Dora)
A] At the light pole – all w/ CMU
1) 100 Carolina Dry Docks
2) 200 Sumo Squats
3) 300 Curls
4) 200 Tri
5) 100 Clean and Press
B] Group Downhill sprint – leave on “go”
– first guy down gets to head back up oyo
– everyone else does 10 Merkins then goes
– once partner is up Rocky Balboa til the 6 gets there
Switch partners, Rinse and repeat
1/2 way through reps stopped for Mary
20LBC IC
20 Hello dolly IC
FLIP THE NARRATIVE
CMUS to the bottom of the hill, now sprints are uphill and reps are at the speed hump
Mosey back. Incans at light poles again
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Junk, Mayberry, Frosty, I-beam, Raindrop, Tweetee, Wagon Wheel, Sparky, Snitch, Bartman
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
It’s easy in life to get going  so fast it feels like we’re running downhill. If you remember as a kid running down a hill that was too steep where your legs are moving so fast that if you stopped you knew you would fall and tumble the rest away. Sometimes when running at that pace we get to where we are actually racing the people that we are running alongside, often times chasing the wrong things and filling our lives with too much stuff all the while trying to keep up and “win” the crazy race.
Sometimes we don’t even realize what’s happening as life gets tougher – relationally, work, self esteem, insecurity, true loss. Whatever the reason we find ourselves suddenly running uphill: resistance, reduced speed, aching to be done. The challenge I would propose is to consider whether you still run the uphill times like a race or do you Try to skip them and keep running downhill? Do you set yourself to work hard or just to survive? Do you seek to learn something, to get better – or do you just dwell in the misery longing for it to be over?
MOLESKIN:
I tore my plantar fascia (on the bottom of my foot) a couple weeks ago during an OTB that was truly incredibly stupid. It had been feeling good the last few days so I had envisioned competing, perhaps even winning one or two of the downhill sprints. 5 minutes into the beatdown today it rose up and let me know it was there. So I had to pace myself on the downhill which I don’t like to do. Because of that, I ended up pushing myself harder on the uphills than I normally would. All part of prepping for the BOM I guess. My conclusion:  I need to push myself on the uphills more often.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Tweet-ee has lost three people from his recovery program to overdose in the last few weeks. We spent time in prayer for their families, for all of those in recovery, and especially for those in denial

Does your Abacus go to 50?

THE SCENE: Warmish cool. Or coolish warm. Like 50 or something.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x50 IC (4ct)
TN Rocking Chair x15 IC
Squats x50 (single count)
Mountain Parkers x15 IC
Crabettes x15 IC (I think it was 15… Lost count watching everyone flail about like a pack of drunken baby giraffes…

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the upper soccer field. Man, it looks too dark. Keep going to Watt Rd field.
50yd forward roll burpees
50yd crawl bear back

Mosey to concrete bleachers
20x Giant Step-ups (3 steps up, 3 steps down = 1 rep)

Charge up the hill to the upper field. Guess it’s not that dark after all.
50yd Broken Wheelbarrow (switch w/ partner as needed)
Burpee Backward Broad Jump back (shortened it up a little on audible)
50yd regular wheelbarrow – Each partner completes 50yd before switch

Mosey around to the base of the hill
5 rounds:
Sprint up to the top
Mosey back down
10 merkins
Flutter kicks 4 the six

Mosey back toward where it looks like Frosty and Tank are unloading.
Oops, NVM they’re leaving.
Well, we made it to the bleachers so knock out six more Giant Step-ups

Mosey back to the AO. Grab tents and tables from Frosty and Tank, scatter distribute to the fields.

MARY:
Ring of Fire – Leg pushdown style
LBCs x20 IC
Row your Boat
Side Crunch x15 IC each side
Flutter Kicks x20 IC

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 HIMs for the full beatdown. Special guest appearances by Tank and Frosty
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Talking to my daughter the other day… I forget what it was we were even referring to, but I playfully told her she was being lazy. She said, “No, I was being tired!” I told her, “Tired is a feeling, lazy is a choice.” There’s often a poor choice that goes along easily with what we’re feeling at any time. As guys, we have a tendency to suppress feelings and try to ignore them as we make choices. However, some time ago I took a class on “Emotional Intelligence”. At the time, I thought it was kind of stupid because we took a lot of time looking at emotions, then at the end we went into how making decisions based on emotions was a bad thing. I thought, “Hey, of course. Why did we spend all that time on emotions when we’re supposed to just ignore them like I was already trying to do.” It wasn’t until later that I realized the subtle difference between trying to ignore emotions and recognizing those emotions and realizing in the moment how they are trying to affect your decision making. As Eph. 4:26 puts it, you can be angry (and recognize that you are), but choose to sin not.
MOLESKIN:
Happy birthday to Abacus – Thanks for sharing part of your 50th birthday with us!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Prayers for Cornhole as he defends his thesis choice this week! (He wouldn’t tell us where this was going to be happening for some reason…)

Burn the Wet Wood

THE SCENE: 48 and dry.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH IC x20

Cherry Pickers IC x5

‘Mericans IC X10

Mountain climbers IC x10

THA-THANG:

CMU Exercises
Ratchet Squrls = Ratchet squat curls
French Military Squats
Stocky Balboas = weighted Rocky’s
Lunging Tricep Extensions
Blocky Hurley’s
BURN OUTS
250 of each
Start wherever you want, finish wherever you want – but once you start an exercise you have to finish it!
When you burn out either arms or legs, run to the tennis courts and grab a ball. Do what it says x 10. Run back and start where you left off.
Dodgeball – we have balls, if you get hit you do the exercise x10. If you catch it they do it x20.. Once the exercise is done you join again

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

Junk, Mayberry, Sparky, I-beam, Hot Tub, Scooter, Snitch, Abacus, Waxjob
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

– Recapped the story of Elijah
1 Kings 18
God is the igniter of wet wood. Sometimes the wood is wet because of our circumstances, or our environment. Sometimes it’s wet because of relational issues, or our internal crapola. Sometimes it’s wet because we have been pouring buckets of water over ourselves with our own decisions. Whatever the reason, He is the igniter of wet wood. Sometimes He even wants the wood wet for His Glory, just to show that it’s only Him who could have done it. So even if you feel like you’re dealing with wet wood, ask for the fire!

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MOLESKIN:
We spent time praying for Wallball’s dad who is getting a consultation for a heart transplant today..
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None.

Sand Clerks, Stocky Balboa and other assorted randos

THE SCENE:  39° and chilly

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

 Today this included “I’ve never used a timer before“ and “I take no responsibility for this random Apple playlist“
WARM-O-RAMA:
Stretch  what you want while the Q explains the stations.
THA-THANG:
.Ratchet Squat curls (lateral elbow, medial knee – 30lb or CMU

The Thinker – lunge, curl outer arm, tricep extend inner arm – 20lb

Stocky Balboas – weighted Rocky’s
– 35s or CMU
Sand Clerk – Sandbag clean and jerk
French Military Squats – (surrender first!)
– 30lb plate overhead
Fly Squatters – bent over squat w/ 25lb dumbbell fly
Flutterbys – calf raise + deltoid raise w/ wrist extension (release your inner snowflake)

90 second stations, 15 second rests. One station in the middle for mosey/rest.

Cool Down:
SSH IC x25

Cherry Pickers IC x5

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COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 HIMs showed up to get stronger
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

A simple truth: You don’t deserve forgiveness, grace or unconditional love.
Two thoughts:
1) For you guys who always feel unworthy, like you don’t deserve love or forgiveness – you’re right! You don’t…and neither do the rest of us, but it is freely offered and not yours to try to earn or pay for. Accept it with a grateful heart and feel the warmth and love of the one who bought it for you!
2) For you guys who have a hard time forgiving or letting go of things that have been perpetrated against you. If you don’t deserve the forgiveness and unconditional love that has been offered to you – you really don’t deserve to withhold those things from someone else. Choose to forgive and love the way it has been given to you – especially for folks who REALLY don’t deserve it.
Love God first, then everyone else. MOLESKIN
Wallball shared his Dad is getting a consultation for a heart transplant. That’s not some distant cousin having a hard time with allergies, this is real stuff. Take it seriously and pray hard.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None.

pavalon

THE SCENE: slightly chilly
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH IC x 15

T Merk IC x 10

T Squat IC x 10

Lil baby arm circles IC x 10

Cherry Pickers (with the short shorts on) IC x 7

Mosey
THA-THANG:
Insert information about the workout.

 

Lil merks and flutters at base of Maddercorn

  • Pavalon
  • 10 Pullups, 10 burpees, 10 BBS, then 9,8,7…..

Mosey to the tavern

5 turkish get up, 5 man makers at the top

Mosey back

MARY:
10 merkins OYO
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Sometimes life hands you what seems like a bad set of circumstances, but you must not get down and frustrated. Sometimes this bad situation is actually something good. A friend of mine received what was seemingly bad news, but now (not for sure) it seems like what was previously bad conditions are actually something better. So, roll with the punches life throws you filthy animals.

MOLESKIN:
Frosty smiled at the verrrry end
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship Hill

Convergenec on the 30th