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JUCO Slaughterhouse

THE SCENE: Bout 60 degrees and brisk with a high chance of smoke.  Named 38 as the “magic number” due to next day’s birthday.  19 PAX total, 2 FNG (Nadia and Focus)
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Side Straddle Hops x 19; Cherry Pickers x 7; Overhead Clap x 19; Moroccan Nightclub x 19; Mosey to start point of Tha Thang

THA-THANG:
Set up in a parking lot with a 0.3 mile road/loop around it.  Each of 4 corners contained 2 exercises.  Wrote in chalk what exercises belonged in which corner.  Complete exercises in your corner, then run the perimeter; sprinting the short sides and moseying the long.  When you reach the 3rd corner from your start, do those exercises.  Rinse and complete until time is called.

Corner 1:  CMU shrugs (one in each hand) x 38 ; Lunges x 38 (count each leg)

Corner 2:  Broad Jumps x 38 (not bunny-hops like IPC) ; Pickle Pounders x 19 (4-count)

Corner 3:  Bent over rows x 38 (8x12x16 CMU assisted) ; Flutter Kicks x 19 (4-count)

Corner 4:  Little Man in the Woods x 19 (4-count) ; Diamond walk x 38

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Joshua Chapter 24; Discussed that the most notable verse (actually, just the last line of verse 15) “As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord” is often taken out of context.  When seen/spoken alone without understanding the background for the verse, it can be taken as a snub/insult toward others rather than its true nature, which was a challenge by Joshua to the leaders of the Israelites (think massive crowd, not just a few people).  After serving as a proxy for God’s words, laying out all of the blessings that He had provided to Israel, he issues the challenge:  “If it is evil in your eyes to serve the Lord, choose this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your fathers served in the region beyond the River, or the gods of the Amorites in whose land you dwell.  But as for me and my house, we will serve the Lord!”  Emphasis on SERVE.  Issued a challenge to look deep inside and evaluate what and who we serve, and whether, if someone laid out a laundry list of our blessings, we were doing our part as individuals in our families, churches, and communities to serve them as God has served us.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
IPC week 4 Friday morning; Early start:  5:15, regular start 5:30

The Tabata Bear on the Rock

THE SCENE: 75 and Perfect… except for the mountains of duck poop.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
17 SSH, 10 Angle Grinders, 10 Annies, 5 Apollo Creeds.  Small taste of things to come, Bear Crawl, Right Bear Crawl,
THA-THANG:

The Bear – Crawl up Jucomanjaro – Marked off every 100 feet there are exercises to get you to the next marker.   All crawling of some sort.  We had a Tabata timer set to 45 seconds on and 10 rest.  Starting at the bottom of Jucomanjaro:

  1. Bear Crawl
  2. Right Bear Crawl
  3. Reverse Bear Crawl
  4. Left Bear Crawl
  5. Bear Crawl
  6. Forward Crab walk
  7. Aligator Crawl
  8. Reverse Crab walk
  9. Bear Crawl
  10. Right Bear Crawl
  11. Reverse Bear Crawl
  12. Left Bear Crawl
  13. Bear Crawl
  14. Frog Hops
  15. Peter Parker Crawl with Merkins
  16. Plank Walk with Merkins
  17. Reverse Crawl
  18. Bear Crawl

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Crawling on hands and knees up a steep hill in various directions is often what life feels like.  However, we climb knowing Christ is with us.  We climb knowing we are not alone.  We can climb in strength knowing we lean on God our redeemer — our true rock.

Ps 18:2 The Lord is my rock, my fortress and my deliverer; my God is my rock, in whom I take refuge, my shield and the horn of my salvation, my stronghold.

Ps 19:14 May these words of my mouth and this meditation of my heart be pleasing in your sight, Lord, my Rock and my Redeemer.

Ps 28:1 To you, Lord, I call; you are my Rock, do not turn a deaf ear to me. For if you remain silent, I will be like those who go down to the pit.

Ps 31:2 Turn your ear to me, come quickly to my rescue; be my rock of refuge, a strong fortress to save me.

Ps 62:2 Truly he is my rock and my salvation; he is my fortress, I will never be shaken.

MOLESKIN:
Lifting up Pool Boy!

IRON PAX Week 3 Challenge

THE SCENE: JUCO at Sophomore Hill
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Tempo Squats (had to get going)

THA-THANG:
IRON PAX WEEK 3 CHALLENGE:

10 (low bar) pull ups
15 burpee coupon jump overs
20 coupon curls
25 coupon thrusters
30 gas pumps

AMRAP within 43 minutes

MARY:
No time

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Colossians 1:10:  so that you may live a life worthy of the Lord and please him in every way: bearing fruit in every good work, growing in the knowledge of God,

  • A call to grow spiritually, take inventory, and ensure that we’re living a life worthy of the calling of the Lord

“Fall”

THE SCENE: balmy not cool
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Side Straddle Hops

Cherry Pickers

Count of 1’s and 2’s
THA-THANG:

  • Indian run to Sophmore hill.
  • two locations to work out
  • Group 1
    • 11’s squats and merkins
  • Group 2
    • 11’s overhead press and 4c pickle pounders
  • After completing 11’s the groups switched locations
  • Mosey to drive through and 25 count reverse crunch
  • Run back to Flag

MARY:
Bug splats
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
21 HIM’s
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Work hard and complete the tasks set before you men. Like our Savoir who worked perfectly to complete his task and said “it is finished”

No Burpees, just Belches

THE SCENE: Slightly cool, but too humid for it to matter
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Yep
WARM-O-RAMA:
Cherry Pickers x6, SSH x30, Hairy Rockettes x10, Tempo Merkins x 10
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the large south side parking lot.

Belches: Crossed the large parking lot as a group sprinting to each line. Once at the line, hit the ground and wait for the six to arrive before completing 5 merkins. Pop-up and sprint to the next line. Repeated across entire parking lot. approx. 10 times.

Mosey to Sophomore Hill for some suicide ladder.

Suicide Ladder: Perform 5 Bobby Hurleys at the bottom and 5 Diamond Merkins at the top. Bernie up and run down the hill. Add 5 reps after each set for four rounds.

Mosey to Courtyard.

Remedial Dora 1-1-1: Battle buddy up for a remedial Dora workout (she never learned past 1). One partner runs down to the ERC building and crawl-bears up the stairs before sprinting back to courtyard to relieve partner who is working on:

  • 100xBBS
  • 100xStep Ups
  • 100xDips

Once finished, PAX performed some Mary until the six arrived.

Reverse Indian Run: The PAX then took the long way round back to the shovel flag with a reverse Indian run. Two lines were formed with the front man counting to 5 before dropping for 5 merkins and joining the back of the line.

MARY:
Pickle pounders…
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
20 HIMs with 1 FNG. Welcome Altar Boy! The only EH I’ve ever had tell me that 5:30am was “Perfect!”. 

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
When Paul wrote to the church in Corinth in 1 Corinthians, he criticized them for not diggin deeper into the word. When he helped establish the church there, he fed them the “milk” of the word and in the years since they had never moved onto the “meat” of the word. Those of us that have received the milk are expected to move onto the meat. If you have not taken it upon yourself to study the scriptures more deeply, I challenge you to do so. We cannot grow without proper nutrition, spiritually and physically.

MOLESKIN:
Today’s Q ended up being much more merkin heavy than I intended..oh well.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Iron PAX Week 3 on Friday