F3 Knoxville

What The Heck Are They Doing?

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: Lilydipper
PAX: High Heels, Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Drum Major, Veggie (Rylen Huddy), Pele (Jon Lindberg), Dain Bramage (Will Olson), Brick, Crash Dummy, Mr Jinxy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:
20 Side-Straddle-Hops, 10 Iron Mikes, 10 Windmills, 5 Cherry Pickers, Curly Stomps, 7 Twistees, 7 Pterodactyls Forward and 7 Backward, 10 Dive Bombers, Stretches

THE THANG: Mosey to the Caribbean Parking Lot. We will run do Candy Cane, stopping to do 10 Squats at every other island. Those getting to 4th island on the other side of the parking lot sweep men back to the start.
Mosey to Bros Bowl. We will run counterclockwise around the inner circle stopping to do 20 Dips at the Benches. Those getting back first do Baby Crunches until the six arrives.
Mosey to Muscle Beach. Pick exercise machine of choice, do 20 reps and then run around the parking lot. Rinse and repeat two more times with a different exercise machine each time.
Mosey to perimeter trail and head east and then north. We will run for 4 lights and walk for 2 lights. Those walking the two lights first do listed exercises until the six arrives. We will repeat the pattern until we arrive to the docks by the water. We will do one exercise at every stop along the way. Here are the exercises:
Plank Jacks

Merkins

Big Boy Sit-ups.

Hello Dollies.

Jump Squats.

We will take a 30 second gander at the best sunrise at America when we get to the docks.
Mosey to the start of the Serpentine Sidewalk. We will stop to do 20 American Hammers.
Mosey Back to the east end of the Caribbean Parking Lot. We will stop to do 20 Rocky Balboas and 20 Flutter Kicks.
Mosey to the Pavilion. We will stop to do 20 Picnic Table Pull-ups and then do a 60 second squat with backs against wall.
Mosey to rocks by entry gate at AO parking lot. Each man grabs a CMU weight rock. We will do 20 Overheads, 20 Curls, 20 Rows, 20 Triceps, and 20 Chest Thrusts. Replace rocks.
Next we will play Horse Shoes by the pavilion. The first two men toss. The person getting closest to horse shoe pole gets to go back in line. The man missing must run to end of AO parking lot and back.
Mosey to AO. Before we finish up we will do 60% sprint to end of the parking lot and back, then do a 100% sprint to the end of the parking lot and back.

MARY: Stretches

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bro Olympics at the Asylum at 7 am on Saturday, November 8. There will be a pre-Olympics gathering at Downtown Xul from 6 to 9 pm on Friday, November 7.

COT:

Message:

What The Heck Are They Doing?

My next door neighbors are Colin and Billie Leonard. They moved into the home of other wonderful neighbors we had and that we still keep up with, Kathryn and David Perry. Anyway, I loved having the Perrys as neighbors but also have grown to love having the Leonards next door. Pele has met them and can attest to their kindness and good nature.

The Perrys had a fine home and fine yard when the Leonards moved in but the Leonards had their own ideas about what they wanted for the home. Not long after moving in they were tearing the grass out of the front yard, and having contractors tear up the driveway. New concrete was going to be laid out for a circled driveway and large flat blocks of rock were being brought in for a walkway on the side and back of the house. Other folks in the neighborhood would ask me, “John, what the heck are they doing?” One neighbor secretly complained to me about the messy yard and dust being stirred up. I had already met and talked with Colin and Billie and liked them but I must admit that I too was asking myself and my wife, “What the heck are they doing?”

What Colin and Billie were doing was creating the most beautiful yard in the neighborhood. Their front yard is full of flowering plants, their porch and window boxes as well. The symmetry and grace of it all is fantastic. Their backyard is amazing as well and some neighbors are now asking Billie and Colin if they can go around back to see it. It’s funny how all those folks complaining are now marveling.

In the same way that folks, including me, were wondering about Colin and Billie, I think we all are also guilty of frequently asking, “What the heck is God doing?” I think we often look around this world and aren’t very pleased. We may ask, “God, why do you let such things happen?” “God, why have you created a world like this?” (As if we could do a better job.) “God, why do you allow disease, war and pestilence?” “God, why do you let these things happen to me?” Perhaps God has a design, a plan in mind just like Colin and Billie did. Perhaps that plan is more beautiful than we can imagine. Perhaps we should question less and appreciate more, trusting that God knows what the heck He is doing!

Prayers: Prayers of thanks that Mr. Jinxy’s wife is doing better and that the cause of some of the physical things she was suffering isn’t as dangerous as was expected. Continuing prayers for all of our brothers and any thing that they may be dealing with at this time.

22 Years Worth

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: Crawdad (Robbi Dickens)
PAX: Brick, Lizzy, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Waffle House (Brady Greene), Crash Dummy, Lilydipper, Jumbo(Carter Dickens), Drum Major, Mr Jinxy, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Veggie (Rylen Huddy)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP:
100 SSH (“the oil change for your mind”), 30 seconds of high knees, 30 seconds of butt kickers, shuffle abouts, 10 tempo merkins, 10 tempo squats. Do we need anymore? Let’s get after it!

THE THANG: (Self-rating of 7/10)
Mosey (pickle balls in hand) to Yoga Studio. Mary all over that place.
100 Hello Dollies, 25 Box Cutters, 2 x 30 second elbow planks, 60 second full plank, and the yoga suite: Baby Cobra, Power T, and Bow Pose. Lilydipper sprouted wings and soared! I mean he soared!

Mosey en route to whiffle ball fields. Stop at the curb (where you turn left to the church) for 50 (in multiple sets aka “every man’s workout”) incline curb merkins and 50 full squats. Always hitting that upper aperture of that peck deck.

Continue Mosey to whiffle ball field for shuttle runs. Three levels and lots of them to include Veggie (Rylen Huddy) leading us in 50 BBS….a monster was born!

Mosey to Colosseum for 2 whole minutes of soaking in the highly rated BSIA! :sunny: That’s a lot of silence and everyone crushed it. During this, we asked ourselves the question – how committed am I? The sunrise did NOT disappoint.

After the silence, Drum Major anchored us in some Merkin “Ring of Fire” up to 3 merks.

We then scooted around to do 100 calve raises (you read that correctly) at the stairs of the Asylum because there is now a third chapter of junk science. Your length of life is connected to…that’s right, the size of your calves. Article will be attached.

Mosey back to the AO for some sprints (we must keep that testosterone high so this will always be part of the syllabus) and wrapped up by Brick leading us in ATMs.

Gents – I get fired up just thinking about this workout we had yesterday. I would love to do it all over again with you guys.

MARY: cough, ahum – Yoga Studio.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Drum Major celebrating 26 years of marriage! Ayooo!

Prayer requests:
– Dung Beetle fam heading to NOLA for the move back into college.
– My 2.0 moving into TN (today :cry:)
– Drum Major 2.0 Brady had a close friend (Blake I believe) pass away of cancer. Pray for the family and Brady as he travels and processes it.
– Pele (Jon Lindberg) calf for healing.
– Any I’ve forgotten.

COT:
On the final run back to the AO I shared the humorous full day of my wedding day 22 years ago. But in all seriousness, the story was the birth of the question that we asked to ourselves during the two minutes of silence. How committed am I?

One of our pastors preached a few months ago that we as believers have fleeting hearts. When something is hard, we naturally want to run. When I got married, I could not of imagined how hard marriage would be and the work required. I have been fortunate that my wife has tolerated me and put up with me for 22 years and I’m so grateful for that. Whether it’s your job, a friendship, witnessing to someone, don’t give up and stay committed to the task.

There are two types of people. The first type that sees the world’s difficult circumstances through the lens of God‘s goodness and sovereignty. The second sees God through the lens of the difficult circumstances. Be the first type in your commitments.

Gents – we have a high level of commitment at this Saturday morning crew. Thank you, and keep it up! :muscle:

Gratitude

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Brick
PAX: Curveball, Crash Dummy, Rooney(Carl Whipple), CRISPR, Abacus, Switchhitter (Tony), Franzia, Mr Jinxy, Welch’s, Lizzy, Lilydipper, Doubtfire (Nick Bond), Pele (Jon Lindberg), Serpentine (Jason Pierce), Cheetah Boy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 16
WARMUP:
SSH x100

ARMY PHYSICAL READINESS TRAINING
Bend and Reach
Rear Lunge
High Jumper
The Rower
Squat bender that we turned into Tennessee Rocking Chairs haha
Windmill
Forward lunge
Prone Row
Bent leg body twist
Merkins

THE THANG:
•Mosey to Bros Bowl but grab a rock at the rock pile!

Abs with holding rock along the way

Middle of Bros Bowl

Run to the middle after each of the below exercises with your rock and do:
1. 50 curls
2. 50 overhead presses
3. 75 bent over rows
4. 20 total lunges
25 each
– 9pm Wide Squats
– 12pm Derkins
– 3pm Big Boys
– 6pm 10 burpees

7s on the long Bros hill!
SSH/Imperial Walkers

Bottom of Bros
Squats bench touches at top
Crawl Bear at bottom

Run Pickets!
Flutters at the top!
Hello Dollys
Slow LBCs

AYG to the flag

ATMs at flag

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT:
Gratitude!!!!

“Every good and perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of the heavenly lights, who does not change like shifting shadows.”

James 1:17 (NIV)

Experts say that the attitude you have for the day is set in the first eight minutes of your day. Do you want to grumble, gripe, and grunt your way through the day, or do you want to be grateful?

The Bible says, “Every good and perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of the heavenly lights, who does not change like shifting shadows” (James 1:17 NIV).

Gratitude gets you to focus on your loving Father who meets all your needs.

Don’t start your day with confession or requests. Start with gratitude. Think about God and his goodness. Tell him he’s a good Father, thanking him for being caring, close, and consistent. List the ways he’s been good to you. Tell him what you’re thankful for: running water, bed and a blanket, a warm house when it’s cold and a cold house when it’s hot outside. You don’t have to worry about the right thing to say. Just say what you feel and what’s on your mind.

One of the ways you can start your day with thankfulness is to make a playlist of songs. Choose songs of gratitude that remind you of who God is and what he has done for you. Turn it on as soon as you open your eyes so that your first thoughts are grateful. Worship is the best way to wake up!

You can also make a list of the things you’re thankful for and keep it near your bed or wherever you have a quiet time. A gratitude list can help keep you focused on God’s goodness, and then you can pour out your heart to him in thanks.

When you wake every morning, make sure the first thing you’re doing is thanking God for his consistent love and recalling all the ways that he’s good to you.

Get up with gratitude. It will change everything about your day!

Shady Tour de Asylum

AO: asylum-pm
Q: Drum Major
PAX: Abacus, Welch’s, Lizzy, High Heels, Title IX (Christian Prescott), Honeydew, Pele (Jon Lindberg), Rooney(Carl Whipple), Pusher, Serpentine (Jason Pierce), CRISPR, Curveball, Mr Jinxy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 14
WARMUP:

15 side straddle hops in cadence
5 cherry pickers
10 baby arm circles each way
Little of this and that
10 rockettes
5 burpees

THE THANG:

Mosey to shady spot down by stop sign that leads up to AO
Run to tree and back before each exercise below:
20 merkins
30 squats
40 LBCs
 
Mosey to parking lot of winter flag spot, if not crowded and shady
Karaoke down and back and each exercise after lap:
20 lunges (each leg)
30 Dry Docks
40 Flutter kicks
 
Mosey up to Coliseum shady area in the middle
Skip to other tree and run back then do each exercise below
20 shoulder taps (each arm is 1)
30 Bobby Hurleys
40 Heels to Heaven

Quick stop at Admin Bldg stairs for 30 heel raises all together.
 
Still time hit hilly shady spot down from AO
Run up hill and back then do exercises below
20 Major Merkins
30 Big Boys
40 Hello Dollys

Run up Summit, down stairs by the AO flag and back up the summit a 2nd time before meeting at the flag.
 

MARY:

Back to AO for some stretching and broga.

Ended with 5 slow De-motivators.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

May get Asylum PM Fantasy Football going again, reach out to Drum Major for details

COT:

“He who conquers himself is the mightiest warrior.” — Confucius
 
Too often we focus on successes others can see or congratulate us on, when the mastery of ones self if the true test of success.  It entails gaining control over one’s impulses, emotions, and desires. It means facing inner demons, doubts, and fears with unwavering resolve. It is the commitment to personal growth, self-discipline, and the pursuit of a higher self.
 
If that sounds scary and hard, that’s because it is both. But if done leads to a state of inner peace, wisdom, and resilience.
It is very easy to give in to your sense of worth being based on what others think or can see. Only you will know your true standing in life.

If you are lying to yourself you will know that before anyone else even has a clue.

Every Man Lives…

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: Crash Dummy
PAX: Drum Major, Mr Jinxy, CRISPR, Lizzy, Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Ike, Kung Blue, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Farley, Dain Bramage (Will Olson), Power Supply, Almond Joy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP: Motivators – 5, Cherry Pickers – 10, Tempo Squats – 10, Baby Arm Circles FWD – 10, BKWD – 10. Stretching. Running the perimeter of the parking lot x2.

THE THANG: 1st POC: Path to Pavillion. Pick up a rock. Tempo bicep curls (negatives) – 10 reps x3. Alternate to tempo triceps extensions x3
2nd POC: Pavillion. Everything in cadence. X3. Bench Pullups – 10 reps. Dips – 15-20 reps.
3rd POC: Run to the Caribbean parking lot. Battle buddy. Wheel Barrell ½ way down. Switch. Bear Crawls and lunge walks to the end.
4th POC: Bros Bowl. Run to the top. 25 Decline Merkins. Run to the bottom. 25 Big Boys. Run to the top. 25 Incline Merkins. Run to the bottom. 50 LBCs.
5th POC: Run to the rocks at Pickett’s Charge. Grab a rock. Tempo Goblet Squats 20 Reps. Rock Swings 25 reps. Devil’s Press. 10 reps each hand.
6th POC: Coliseum to allow our two (2) Downrangers (Power Supply & Almond Joy) to get a mighty fine view of the best AO in America!

MARY: None

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Marine Corp Mud run on 9/27/25 – Maryville, TN.

COT: Confucius — ‘We have two lives, and the second begins when we realize we only have one.’


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