F3 Knoxville

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Beerventure

THE SCENE: Cloudy, mid-fifties.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
20 Side Straddle Hops, 10 Burpees, 10 Cherry Pickers, 10 Windmills, 10 Michael Phelps

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Large Parking Lot Adjacent to Serpentine Sidewalk

We will have an exercise at each of the four corners of the parking lot.  Men, on their own, will run to a corner, do the exercise, then run to next corner, etc.  After having completed the exercises at each corner, men will run around the entire parking lot, then go back to corner one to rinse and repeat. The four exercises are:

  • Corner one:  20 Star Jumps
  • Corner two:  20 Big Boys
  • Corner three:  20 Squat Jumps
  • Corner four:  20 Merkens

Mosey to the outdoor chapel. 

Each man will do elevens in the chapel.  At the stage we will do decline merkens.  At the other end of the chapel we will do mountain climbers (four count or twice each leg).

Mosey to beginning of Serpentine Sidewalk. 

We will hop to first light then run to fifth light, hop to sixth light, run to tenth, etc. in patterns of five lights until we reach the end of the serpentine sidewalk.  Afterwards we will repeat the same pattern back down the serpentine sidewalk until we hit the roadway.  The only difference is that we will replace hops with lunges.

Mosey to Playground

Elevens again, starting with ten bench hop and one bench lift, ending with one bench hop and ten bench lifts.

 

Mosey to AO

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Five men.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
In his excellent book, How to Read Literature Like a Professor, Thomas Foster states that many books are about quests, people searching for something.  Examples are King Arthur tales, Oliver Twist, The Wizard of Oz, Raiders of the Lost Ark and Star Wars.  Common themes in quest stories are that the hero faces adventure, learns more about himself on the quest, learns more about life, and often finds that he is actually seeking something different than what he originally sought after.  We can see such patterns in our own lives.  We may search for fame, for power, for money, but what we really need and eventually seek is God.  Further, in continually seeking God, we discover new things about ourselves, about life and about God.  We find God is different than what we originally may have thought.  Keep seeking God.  In doing so, you will shed old clothes and be renewed with new clothing, becoming new again and again.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
We shall gather for fellowship at the Abridged Beer Company immediately after we break.

Slopping Through the FakeGloom

THE SCENE: Raining and cool
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
10 Burpees, 10 Cherry Pickers, 10 Windmills, 10 Baby Arm Circles Forward, 10 Baby Arm Circles Backward

THA-THANG:

Mosey to parking lot by South Ball Fields.

We will exercise in the four corners of this parking lot, sprinting between each exercise.  The exercises are:

  • Northwest Corner:  20 Merkens
  • Southwest Corner:  20 Imperial Walkers
  • Southeast Corner:  20 High Step Kicks
  • Northeast Corner:  20 Carolina Drydocks
  • Rinse and Repeat

Mosey to the Pavilion by South Ball Fields.

Elevens at the picnic tables.  Start with 10 Decline Merkens off bench of table and 1 Table Pull Up laying down on ground.  End with 1 Decline Merken and 10 Pull Ups.  Then do one minute squat with back to wall of pavilion.

Mosey to Dugout Area of Baseball Field

Do as many pull-ups as possible on one hang.  Hang for another 20 seconds when done.

Mosey to Park Perimeter Trail and Head East.  Then Go North as Trail Turns That Direction.  Go about 30 Yards North.

20 Squats

Mosey North Again to Serpentine Sidewalk that Heads West Back to Roadway

Lunge to first light.  Sprint next four lights.  Lunge to sixth light.  Sprint next four lights.  Keep doing this in increments of five lights until we get to roadway.

Mosey North on Roadway to Road Block Sign.

20 Ice Skaters by road sign block.  Then run up hill to gate at top of roadway.  20 Calf Raises.  Repeat.

Mosey The Very Short Distance Back to AO

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Seven men.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Many men claim they want to be Men of Honor.  We almost intuitively know what it means.  But as humans we fall short.  Authors of novels often create heroes that are incredible examples of Honorable Men.  Yet, these same authors fall way short in terms of being the heroes they created in their stories.  We could all write a story about an honorable man – we need to try to be the hero that we would create in our own story.  Wake up each day giving effort to become the Honorable Man that you yourself have created in your own mind.  We begin to do that by:

  • Making the effort to go to F3 Beat Downs.
  • Enriching our minds and hearts by attending worship services.
  • Smiling when we come home to family, even after a hard day when we do not feel like smiling.
  • Giving credence to the unique wonder of each person we see and talk to.
  • Place love above money and power.
  • Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
3rd F this Saturday, 8:30 AM at Outlook.  Do not meet at Asylum for Saturday morning workout.  Go to Big Ball instead.

Got It.

THE SCENE: Cloudy, temp in forties.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
20 Side Straddle Hops, 15 Mountain Climbers, 10 Windmills, 10 Slow Timed Squats, 7 Michael Phelps, Little of This Little of That

THA-THANG:

Mosey to parking lot just south of playground.

Partner up with a buddy.  While one buddy does exercises, the other buddy bear crawls to first inlet, hops to second inlet, then runs to end of parking lot and back.  The buddies then take places.  The exercises that will be done, as a team, while the other buddy runs, are:

  • 100 merkens
  • 100 big boys
  • 100 squats
  • 100 shin raises

Mosey to roadway heading south.  Go on roadway as it heads west. About 25 yards from stop sign we will do:

  • 20 Box Cutters

Mosey to stop sign.  Then mosey on road going north toward Admin Bldg.  At next stop sign that is southeast of Admin Bldg,, head north up road that goes to Admin Bldg. parking lot.  Just past the stop sign we will do:

  • 20 Hello Dollies

Mosey to boulder pile by Admin Bldg parking lot.  Each man picks up a cinder block weight boulder.  We will do the following exercises with the boulders:

  • 20 Overhead Presses
  • 20 Curls
  • 20 Twists with boulder held out like a steering wheel
  • 20 Squats
  • Rinse and Repeat

Mosey to grove of trees part way down summit of Mt. Everest.  We will do the following exercise at various points located on a counter clockwise circle

  • At grove of trees:  5 Burpees Then run to top of Mt. Everest
  • At top of Mt. Everest:  10 Big Boys.  Then run to bat nest pole by stairs to left of roadway.
  • At bad nest pole:  20 Star Jumps.  Then run down stairs to grassy area below.
  • At grassy area at bottom of stairs:  30 Squats.  Then run south to grove of trees on Mt. Everest.
  • Repeat three more times.

Mosey back to AO.

We will do following exercises:

  • 20 Pavement Pounders
  • Boat Canoe Routine
  • 20 American Hammers
  • 20 Second Relax and Look at the Sky
    COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
    12 men.  One of them was FNG:  Travis Truitt who now has F3 name of “On Tap.”
    CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
    As men, some of us have anger issues frequently, while most of us have anger issues at least some of the time.   We must learn to control our anger.  Anger is not a bad thing in itself.  It tells us something is wrong.  We need to logically fix what is wrong, go to others for help, or pray to God about the matter. What we don’t need to do is become hostile or lose control of our emotions.  Through prayer and truly asking God to work with us, we can overcome anger issues.  We can also go to our brothers if we have an anger issue and ask for their guidance and help.ANNOUNCEMENTS:
    3rd F at Outlook on December 9, 8:15 AM to 9:00 AM, immediately after Saturday Morning Workout at Big Ball.  Special Workout tomorrow in Mechanicsville at 2:00 PM , leading youth living near that area.  See announcement on group me.

The Beer is the Carrot

THE SCENE: Cloudy, good weather for fellowship after the beat down to sip beer together at Abridged Beer Garden.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
20 Side Straddle Hops, 15 Mountain Climbers, 10 Windmills, 10 Cherry Pickers

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Ballpark Parking Lot Across the Street from AO

Buddy up on end of parking lot closest to street.  There will be sets of bricks there.  One buddy runs with bricks to other end of parking lot and does 10 mini-manmakers, then runs back.  Meanwhile the other buddy is working on the exercises listed below.  Buddies take turns running and doing the manmakers until the team has finished the exercises.  The exercises are:

  • 100 Merkens
  • 100 Big Boy Situps
  • 100 Squats
  • 200 Baby Crunches

Mosey to Flag Pole by the Pavillion

We will be running to different posts.  The posts and exercises we will do there are as follows:

  • Flag Pole:  20 Box Cutters
  • Benches:  20 Bench Jumps
  • Dug Outs:  As many pull ups as possible in 20 seconds, hanging for the remaining time
  • Picnic Tables:  20 Decline Merkens
  • Repeat Above

Mosey to Sidewalk Between Playground and Chapel

Bear Crawl to First Light, Run four more light.  Then repeat this pattern every five lights until one gets to end of sidewalk where it hits the park perimeter trail.  Do baby crunches until everyone finishes.  Mosey back to start.

Next, lunge to first light, run four more lights.  Repeat until at end of sidewalk.  Plank until everyone finishes.

Mosey back to AO

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Seven attended.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Reading from Bible:  Luke 8:  40-48.  Story of woman who has been having hemorrhages for many years who grasped for the cloak of Jesus and was healed when she touched his cloak.
What are each of us grasping for?  We may grasp for money, popularity, fame, power, for the answer to life in the love of another person.  Are we grasping for God?  Are we placing our relationship with God as a priority?  Are we seeking Him?  Grasping for worldly things leaves us empty or wanting for more.  Grasp for God – in Him, find fulfillment.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
3rd F on December 11.  The workout for those who meet at the Asylum or Big Ball will be a joint session at the Big Ball.  We will end the workout at the Outlook where 3rd F event will be held.

Kill the Turkey

THE SCENE: Gorgeous sunrise. At one point, we were just going to climb 1/2 of Everest, but with no view of the rising sun, Proton proclaimed, “Let’s just run to the top of Everest so we can see the sun rise.” A great idea. I almost puked.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

-Mosey around parking lot x1

-Continue moseying around parking lot and periodically doing the following: Lunge / Reverse Lunge / Side shuffle / BBS / Bear Crawls / Merkins / Carolina Dry Dock (no more than 10 reps of each…just gettin’ the blood flowin’)

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Everest. Along the way at various locations in order to keep the PAX together—American Hammer, Derkins, LBCs, Merkins.

At the base of Everest.

  • SSH x30 seconds. Rest 30 seconds.
  • Squats x30 seconds. Rest 30 seconds.
  • Burpee x30 seconds. Rest 30 seconds.
  • Merkin x30 seconds. Rest 30 seconds.
  • BBS x30 seconds. Rest 30 seconds.
  • Sprint Everest…all the way up.
  • Plank at the top. Mosey back to base of Everest.
  • Rinse and repeat.

Mosey back to AO

Circuit. Groups of 3. 1st Pax on one line doing 1st exercise. 2nd Pax on line 20 yards away doing second exercise. 3rd Pax runs from 1st to 2nd and switches with 2nd Pax who then runs. AMRAP 3 Minutes per round.

  1. SSH + Squats
  2. Calf Raises + Lunges
  3. Peter Parker + Sundials
  4. Mountain Climbers (or Merkins) + Hello Dolly

MARY:
5 minutes of Dealers Choice.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
28. High Heels, Pluto, Abacus, Proton, Pheiffer, Hawk, Abcess, Sleepwalker, LillyDipper, Saul, CheatSheet, Scooter, Hooker, Cap’N Crunch, Umbro, QVC, LifeChamp, Rainbow, Pablo, Pinto, Gus, Anklet, Archie, Abort, A-Rod, Mr. Jinxy

FNG: Probe

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I spent several hours on Thursday looking through pictures and videos from the past 5-10 years.

  • Epiphany #1: There were always more people surrounding me in community than I realized during that period of life.
  • Epiphany #2: There was always more joy than I realized during that period of life.

New personal goal: Shorten the time gap between the Present Moment and the Moment of Realization.