F3 Knoxville

Tag: Mr. Wedgie

Logging some track time

THE SCENE: Mid 30s and crystal clear. Definitely still a bit nippy.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
2 exercises to establish the “25” pattern.  Start with 20 SSH, then 5 Imperial Squat Walkers, then 15 SSH, 10 ISWs, etc., etc.
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the track for 5 sets of 2 exercises each, same pattern as the warm-o-rama.  Between each set, run half a lap, 10 burpees and then run back to the beginning for the next set of exercises.  The sets:

  • Merkins and BBS
  • Iron Mikes, 2 ct and Flutters, 4 ct
  • Carolina Dry Docks and Squats
  • Hit the bleachers for Box Jumps/Step Ups and Dips
  • Monkey Humpers and LBCs, 4 ct

Mosey back to the front of the school and grab the log.  Roll the 20 sided die and do the corresponding exercise listed on the log.  4 volunteers pull the log to the other side of the parking lot with the rest of the PAX sprinting.  Repeat the roll/exercise routine and 4 new volunteers pull log back to start.  Rinse and repeat about 4 times.
MARY:
Just enough time to cash out with ATMS
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Remember the lesson provided by Judas.  Don’t let pride in your skills and achievements lead to the path of temptation and downfall. Prayers for Chaucer and his family and Fast-n-Easy’s mom as she travels back to Nebraska.
MOLESKIN:
Welcome FNG Manilow, a great addition to the PAX for sure.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

5 Playa’s 1 Coach

THE SCENE: Dark and 48 degrees – dang near perfect
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
We got started a few minutes late….then we mosey’d to the track

64 SSH; 32 Squats; 16 BBSU; 8 Merkins; 4 Burpees; 2 Admiral Schofield’s; 1 Body Builder

THA-THANG:
16 v 1; 15 v 2; 14 v 3 (17’s rather than 11’s) on the stadium steps

16 Bobby Hurley’s and 1 Incline Merkin at top

Worked our way till we got 1 BH and 16 IM

Wilt Chamberlains – Defensive Slide 100 yards, 100 Merkins, Slides, 100 Squats, Slides, 100 BBSU, Slides, 100 something else

Reverse Warm Up

Mosey’d back to AO

MARY:
Insert information about any additional post-THANG work (if applicable).
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
David vs. Goliath…faith is God allows us to slay the giants in our lives

Club LaVela 1995 vs. 2019 – getting better or getting worse…MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Reglar Q

THE SCENE: Partly cloudy 50
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Three played leap frog with Sandy during pre-ruck. Three smart guys did traditional ruck before Q.

T-Plank Arm Circles x 10 Each direction, each arm

Imperial Squat Walker x 10 IC

Tempo Merkin x 10 IC

Overhead Clap x 30 (4ct) IC
THA-THANG:

Mosey to back lot.

Charles Bronson: Complete reps of exercise, run to first cone, bear crawl to second, run back and begin next exercise.

  • 50 SSH (4ct)
  • 50 merkin
  • 50 Burpee
  • 50 LBC
  • 50 Jump Squat

Mosey back to AO

11s: Inclined merkin/ declined merkin

3 Rounds of 20:

  • Box Jump
  • Side step up (10 each leg)
  • Bulgarian Lunge (10 each leg)

MARY:
8 Count Man Makers x 10 IC
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
We have a lot to pray for/about these last few weeks. Write it down, make the effort to pray for those around you not just in F3.
MOLESKIN:
Luke 22: 44-46
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Confusion, Chaos……And SALLY

THE SCENE: Cooler than expected
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Stretch, SSH IC X 25, ISW IC X 15, Hillbilly Rockettes IC X 15, 10 Man makers

THA-THANG:
Confusion with QIC lead to group Q.  We proceeded down the Powell Emory Greenway and did random called exercises at each lightpole.  BBS, Squats, flutter kicks, HR merkins, over head claps, monkey humpers.  This was done on the way to the Rock Pile.  Partnered up with a coupon.  Pax 1 perform called exercise at bottom of hill, while Pax 2 ran up hill and perfomed called exercise.  Repeat x 5.  Mosey back to AO while stopping at light poles and performing exercises again.  This was an on the fly Q that turned out well! Great job Brickyard

MARY:
We brought Sally Up and Down!

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Simmons, Fast-n-easy, Tuba, Herbie, Tractor, Hamm, Switchgrass, Mr Wedgie

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Putting GOD first and believing that HIS will be done.  NOT OURS.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

The Quacken AO Launch!

THE SCENE: 50 degrees. Cloudy. Little rain toward the end.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

Warmed up in an adjacent pavilion b/c we couldn’t all fit in the normal one!

SSH X20 4ct IC

Cherry Pickers x10 IC

Annie’s – x8 each forward and backward each.

Little bit of this, little bit of that…

Imperial Walkers x10 4CT
THA-THANG:
Relay run with the 20lb baby around the Fountain City Park loop 1 time. Turn around and run up to the Gresham Hill continuing the relay run with the 20lb baby.

Welsh Dragons (Happy St. David’s Day!)

  • Bear crawl position the whole time. Move forward 4 steps.
  • Do 1 merkin
  • Do 1 plank jack
  • Do 1 pair of back of shoulder taps
  • Bear crawl forward another 4 steps.
  • Rinse and repeat for ~30ft adding 1 rep to each move every time.
  • Rest and then turn around and go halfway back-ish toward where we started starting over at 1 rep each.

Relay run with 20lb baby back down Gresham Hill around the side to the Duck Pond.

The Quacken Circuit

  • 8 station circuit around the Duck Pond. 20 reps of listed exercise at each station, except the last station which is 10 Kraken Burpees (regular burpee with 3 hand-release merkins at the bottom). Repeat the loop 2x or until time.
  • #1 – 20 Squats
  • #2 – 20 Merkins
  • #3 – 20 Overhead Claps 2CT
  • #4 – 20 LBCs
  • #5 – 20 American Hammers 2CT
  • #6 – 20 Mountain Climbers 2CT
  • #7 – 20 SSH 2CT
  • #8 – 10 Kraken Burpees (3 hand-release merkins at the bottom)
  • Ran out of time, but almost finished 2nd loop

Relay run back to the AO with 20lb baby.

MARY:
Out of time! We had too much fun.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
18 HIMs made it out for the launch! Herbie, Abort, Half caff, Mr. Wedgie, SiPad, Bowflex, Chaucer, Hamm, Belding, Fast-n-Easy, Swanson, Quagmire, Detention, Ghost, Tank, Doubtfire, Erector, Filter
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Philippians 2:3-4 “Do nothing from rivalry or conceit, but in humility count others more significant than yourselves. Let each of you look not only to his own interests, but also to the interests of others.”
MOLESKIN:
4 takeaways for today:

  1. Accountability – Hold one another accountable to make it out here. Encourage one another to get better and be better. Hold one another accountable in our regular lives outside our workout times as well.
  2. Q! Sign up to Q! Everyone has the ability, wherewithal and capacity to do it. We can help. You can do it.
  3. Mend House – Come out and post with these guys on Wednesdays at 6pm. They’re a great group of guys to workout with and we all benefit from being around one another.
  4. Give Back – Give back to the AOs where you post. Volunteer for a cleanup day or help do things around the park / school / etc. I know we can definitely help the Lions Club keep FC Park clean and running well for everyone to use.
    ANNOUNCEMENTS:
    Chili cook-off tonight 6-8pm at Fort Loudoun Yacht Club. Reach out to Rusty or Doubtfire for more info.

    F3 Knoxville, The Quacken
    Launch of The Quacken AO in Fountain City on March 1, 2019.