F3 Knoxville

Tag: Mr. Wedgie

Brickyard Doracides

THE SCENE:  Finally DRY but warm
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Sprinklers IC x 20, Chinooks IC x 20, Rockette Hillbillies IC x 20, Hammy and Quad Stretch, SSH IC x 20

THA-THANG:
Doracide – partner up – Pax 1 listed exercise, Pax 2 suicides with burpees

  • 100 BBS
  • 200 Merkins
  • 300 Jump Squats
  • 400 SSH
  • repeat until 6 is finished

MARY:
Do-ah-diddy with flutter kicks and box cutters
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
5 Characteristics of a Godly Man:  Serve the King, Step Up and lead, Speak Out, Stand Strong, Stay Humble

MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Top Rope Bear Crawl

THE SCENE: Clear 32 with Super Moon
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
A-Rod and Fast-n-Easy co-Q

SSh x30 IC

Imperial Squat Walker x 15 IC

Tempo Merkin x 10 IC

8 Count Man Makers x 10 IC
THA-THANG:
Big Sexy: 3 rounds

  • 20 Pickle Pounders
  • 20 Monkey Humpers
  • 20 J-Lo

Apple Turnover: Bear crawl to cone then switch to crab walk. Keep switching BC to CW to end of parking lot (100 meters)

Bear Crawl PT: Going back down same line of cones with just BC between cones and following exercises at each cone:

  • Mtn Climber x 10 (4 ct)
  • Merkin x 10
  • BBS x 10
  • SSH x 10
  • Burpee x 5
  • 8 Count MM x 5
  • LBC x 10
  • HRM x 10

Mosey to front of school

Ascending Bear Crawl: 1-10 merkin

Dips/Derkins: 10/1

MARY:
Flutters, Dolly, Bicycle with flop to 10 (4 ct) merkin after each round.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
From “Building Your Band of Brothers” by Stephen Mansfield:

“These were the commitments that bound men together centuries ago. The lived open, accountable, dutiful lives. They were connected. They had roles to play, jobs to do. They were devoted to a people-Their people.”

We are the same. We have a responsibility to our community and families as well.

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Thunderstruck Annie OTB

THE SCENE: PERFECT – Low 50s. Cloudy. Dry.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

I, sirs, am not a professional.
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x25 IC 4CT

Cherry Pickers x10 IC

Annie IC – 7 each arm forward and back IC

  • Plank position. Extend one arm out to do a BAC 7x forward. Switch arms and repeat. Switch arms and reverse rotation. Bonus points for doing them at the same time…

Air Squared –

  • People’s chair with 20 overhead claps OYO

THA-THANG:
Mosey to parking lot across the street.

4 stations, 30 reps each lap, 5 laps total.

  • 150 merkins
  • 150 imperial walkers 2CT
  • 150 overhead claps 1CT
  • 150 curb jumps

BBS when done.

Time left –

  • Sprint one end of the lot to the other. Do 1 burpee. Sprint back. Repeat 3x.

MARY:
Mosey back to AO.

PAX selected 20 reps of their favorite exercise for the group to do:

Flutter kicks 4CT IC, BBS OYO, American Hammers 4CT IC, Squats IC

Thunderstruck – do one pushup every time they say “Thunder” or “Thunderstruck” and plank otherwise for the duration of the song.

Tempo Squats until time. 20 IC

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Mr. Wedgie, Frasier, Abort, Clinger, Herbie, Filter
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Prayers for Wedgie’s mom, Filters mom, MIL, and aunt-in-law, Frasier’s big decisions,
MOLESKIN:
Philippians 2:3-4 – “Do nothing from rivalry or conceit, but in humility count others more significant than yourselves. Let each of you look not only to his own interests, but also to the interests of others.”
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
AO launch on Friday, March 1 at 5:30am!

Clash of the Titans…

THE SCENE: Dark and Cold, but not too cold.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

THA-THANG:
We recounted the 1981 classic movie, Clash of the Titans.  Perseus was charged with saving his beloved Andromeda from the Kraken.  First he had to trick the Gorgon sisters by stealing their eye, using his shield as a mirror to see Medusa and cutting off her head.  He used the snake filled head of Medusa to turn the Kraken to stone.

So…we started on our journey on the Powell Greenway with a Route 66.  On the way we encountered our own Gorgon adventure in the form of 9 cards of a Memory Work Out game consisting of Squats, Hand Release Merkins, LBCs, Mtn Climbers, and Burpees.  After we conquered this, we continued on the Route 66.

Our next challenge was thrust upon us when we found a dry erase board and a half deck of cards.  Hearts were burpees, Clubs were Shoulder Taps, Diamonds were Merkins, and Spades were Reverse Lunges.  We filled cards and did the # of reps that were found on the card.

After we passed this challenge, we moseyed back to the AO as time ran out on us….the Kraken will have to be defeated another day….

MARY:
We did have a few moments to complete a Ring of Fire with pushups starting with 5 and counting down.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 HIMs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
We discussed Servant Leadership and finding ways to help those we lead.

MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Sparking Joy

THE SCENE: Bitterly Cold like 28 degrees with wind
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

completed

WARM-O-RAMA:
LBAC’s, tempo Merkins, tempo squats, plank rotations, dirty dawgs, ssh’s, calf raisers

THA-THANG:

We had poker chips in a bag and performed the number of exercises that corresponds with the poker chip (10, 15, or 25). We went through each exercise then took a lap just to keep warm. When the lap was over each of us voted off an exercise that didn’t “spark joy” anymore. But we thanked the exercise for serving us by doing 25 of them before dismissing it.

  • American Hammers
  • 8 ct body builders
  • Box cutters
  • Crab Jacks
  • Nolan Ryan’s
  • Merkins
  • Bear Crawls
  • Lunges

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Hamm, Switchgrass, Belding, Tractor, & Mr. Wedgie
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Stay Warm. We prayed for our brothers going to CSAUP today.

We voted off in order:

8 Ct Body Builders

Bear Crawls

Lunges

Box Cutters

Merkins (strategic vote)