F3 Knoxville

Hooker’s Q?

 

The Scene:

48 and clear

F3 Welcome & Disclaimer

The Thang

Warmup: SSH x20 (IC), This right here, that right there, Michael Phelps x10, Merkins x10 (4-count IC)

Number off in 1’s & 2’s

Mosey to coupon pile: grab two coupons or one CMU

Mosey to Pavillion w/ coupon/CMU: 1’s on wall sits, 2’s on rows @ picnic tables for 1min.; switch; rinse & repeat

Mosey to dugouts w/out coupon/CMU: 1min. of pullups

Grab coupons and mosey to Cardiac Hill: Arm Circuit: Curls x10, Bent over rows x10, Overhead Press x10

To first switchback: Weighted Squats x25

To 2nd switchback: Jumpsquats x25

To the top: Arm Circuit

REVERSE & REPEAT

REVERSE & REPEAT back up

Return coupons

Abs: BBS x20, Pickle Pounders x20, Lance Armstrong x20

Suicides: each parking lot line to other curb, plank until all done

Circle up: dealer’s choice: Playpen – Hello Dolly x20

COT:

Number off & Name-O-Rama

BOM:

As we move into the holiday season, let’s think about how blessed we are and not get caught up in how we are going to “provide” the silly things for the ones we love. Bless those around you, in your community. Use whatever resources you have, do not be selfish — time, finances, talent, etc. Give back this Christmas season!

Moleskin:

It was a great morning, covering a good deal of ground and carrying plenty of extra weight. Great to have Patty join the PAX, and to see High Tide check out a Knoxville AO! Looking forward to giving back to the community in the name of F3 this December!

Barney’s Beatdown

THE SCENE 43 and Clear

F3 Welcome and Disclaimer

THE THANG
COP
Cherry Picker x 15 IC
Arm Circles F&R x 11 IC
Skyhawk Merkin x 15 IC
Hillbilly Walker x 15 IC

Triple Threat on the Main Lot
Barney has 3 Friends – BJ, Baby Bop, and Riff. Riff is the Runner, Baby Bop is doing Little Baby Crunches, BJ is doing Merkins.  Riff runs and relieves  Baby Bop who is doing LBCs.  Baby Bop changes to Riff and runs back to relieve BJ and starts doing Merkins.  Rinse and Repeat x 3-4.

Mosey to side lot

BOMBS
Barney has another friend called Dora:  BOMBS – with a partner:
40 Burpees
80 Overhead Claps
120 Merkins
160 Big Boy Sit ups
200 Squats

Mosey to Playground

11s
Derkin and Box Jumps OYO
Big Boys when finished.

Mosey back to SP

Quick Lap
Sideways cross over run (karaoke) along 1st side, 5 burpees in corner
backwards run along 2nd side, 5 Squat Jacks
Sideways cross over run (karaoke) along 3rd side, 5 burpees in corner
backwards run along 4th side, 5 Squat Jacks

MARY
Rosalitas (Vertical Dollys) x 15 IC
Boat Canoe OQ
Pickle Pounders x 15 IC

COT
CountORama // NameORama

BOM
I have been thinking quite a bit about being a good steward of what God has provided.  God owns everything – (Psalm 24:1-2).  The earth is the LORD’s, and everything in it, the world, and all who are in it.  Accept what you have – (1 Timothy 6:7-8) Basically this verse says you come into the world with nothing and leave with nothing.  Seek first His Kingdom, and submit your requests to Him – (Matthew 6:33) But seek first his kingdom and his righteousness, and all these things will be given to you as well.

Guys, realize that we are here to simply manage what is already His.  We need to seek out his kingdom, his righteousness and aim to use what he has blessed us with for His glory rather than our own.

F3 Crossfit Games 2016

THE SCENE – 67 and Clear

F3 Welcome and Disclaimer

THE THANG
COP
Michael Phelps x10
Imperial Walker x10
SSH x25

Mosey to base of hill.

Bear crawl up.
Sundials at the top until everyone gets there.
Mosey to STOP sign. (Turn Left)
Merkins x25
Sprint to speed humps.
Carolina Dry Docks until everyone gets there
Lunge x25/leg
Mosey to STOP sign
Burpee + frog hop x10
Sprint to next light pole
BBSups x30
PICK UP CMU and Mosey back to main parking lot.

Grab thy CMU. Do reps OYO for 20 seconds. During the rest, carry CMU 10 yds.
(20sec work/10sec Rest) Derkin
(20sec work/10sec Rest) lat row
(20sec work/10sec Rest) Shoulder press
(20sec work/10sec Rest) Bicep curl
(20sec work/10sec Rest) Tricep dip

Mosey back

Perform reps at each line. Sprint between lines. Mosey back. Do each round for 2 minutes.
Round 1: 10 Squats at each line
Round 2: 10 Jump squats at each line

Grab thy CMU. Do reps OYO for 20 seconds. During the rest, carry CMU 10 yds.
(20sec work/10sec Rest) Clean/Press
(20sec work/10sec Rest) Push-up
(20sec work/10sec Rest) LBSup
(20sec work/10sec Rest) Burpee

Mosey back

Lunge w/ CMU overhead length of parking lot
Hello Dollies x25

Return CMUs to pile

One final, all-out sprint to the top of the hill. Recover back down to AO and circle up.

COT
CountORama // NameORama

BOM
Announcements:
1. Christian Brother’s Car Service (is that right?) is doing free oil changes for single moms this Saturday.
2. Contact G-6 if you need to hire a logistics guy. (In fact, contact G6 if you need to hire anyone. I can almost guarantee he knows someone.)

YHC didn’t have much else to share, mainly because I was trying really hard not to puke. What I did share, was something like:  It’s an honor to work so hard with this PAX. Keep giving back. We need more men to step up to Q. As we approach the one-year mark of F3 Knoxville, continue looking for new ways to share the love and connect other men to this incredible thing we’ve been given.

Friday Doras

THE SCENE 67 and clear

F3 Welcome and Disclaimer

THE THANG
COP
Michael Phelps x10 IC
Moroccan Nightclub x10 IC
Imperial Walkers x20 IC
Plank Complex
Merkins x20 IC
BBS Ups x30 IC

Mosey to coupon pile. Pick your poison – 1 CMU or 2 bricks.

Dora up Hill
Merkins x100
LB Situps x200
Squats x300

ATMs
Alternating Shoulder Touches x5 IC (4-count)
Tempo Merkins x5 IC (down on the 1-2-3, up on 4)
M
erkins x5 OYO (fast + FROM)
Mountain Climbers x20 IC

Dora Up Hill
Derkin (feet on CMU) x100
Sun Dials x200
Rev. Lunge x300

Modified and cut it short to move on…

Mosey to playground.

With your BattleBuddy
100 shoulder press with CMU (P1 does 10 while P2 does dips on the curb. Switch every 10 shoulder press.)

COT
Number off and Name O Rama

BOM
YHC was in a mental funk this week that bled into the Q, but the PAX pushed hard and showed a lot of grace when I forgot things like “how to count to four” or that we didn’t name the FNGs. Twas a good reminder that we’re in this together. We push each other. We support each other. F3 Knoxville is doing good things.

Weigels comment at the start of the workout hit a good nerve, “Elvis, man. Seems like you’re only showing up with you’re on Q.” A keen observation. I knew September was going to be a busy month. So, I intentionally signed up to Q a couple times, knowing it would be a way to hold myself accountable. Maybe that’s not the best way to go about it, but it’s been a good MO for me this month.

Desert Storm

THE SCENE 71 degrees and DARK

F3 Welcome & Disclaimer

THE THANG
COP
Side Saddle Hop        ICx20
Imperial Walkers        ICx10
Baby Arm Circle         ICx15
Reverse Arm Circle    ICx15
Squats                        ICx15
Calf Raises                 ICx15
Burpees                      OYOx10

PAX divided up into groups of three for a set of grinders at the AO.  One member started on a set of 250 merkins at one end of the parking lot, while another member started 250 squat presses with a CMU.  Third member of the team carried a sandbag from one end of the parking lot to the other.  Rinse and repeat until groups finished 250 of each exercise.

Mosey to Cardiac Hill

PAX did 30 merkins OYO at the bottom of Cardiac Hill, sprinted to the first turn and did a bearcrawl to the second turn- before sprinting to the top and finishing with another 30 merkins.

Mosey back down to start point (bottom of Cardiac Hill)

30 lunges at the bottom of Cardiac Hill, with a sprint to the firs turn.  Lunge to the second turn and sprint to the top.  20 squat jacks at the top.

Mosey back to the AO

PAX did 20 merkins in the parking lot, then divided into two teams.

Mosey to the playground parking lot

PAX formed two lines and took turns racing 100 yards to the end of the parking lot and returning to the starting line.  While a team member was running, the rest of the PAX were doing lunges, squats, LBC’s and merkins.

Mosey back to the AO

MARY
Hello Dolly      ICx25

COT
Number off and Name O Rama

BOM
YHC read Proverbs 17:17 and discussed that we need to lean on our brothers when we face adversity.  We also need to have the awareness to see when our brothers need a lift.

YHC then prayed us out.

MOLESKIN
Lots of spirited mumblechatter and general male goofiness.  It’s a blessing to begin the day with this group.