F3 Knoxville

No CMUesday

THE SCENE: A hint of fall in the air.  First time in the 50’s in a while
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Warmed up with 20 SSH on 4ct, Tie Fighters Left and Right x10, Rockettes x12, Imperial Walkers x10 mosey’d to pavilion for 10 tempo incline merkins and 10 tempo dips.
THA-THANG:
Mosey’d to lower parking lot for a 4 corner(ish) workout starting at corner 1 with 25 jump squats.  From there you bear crawl out to cone 1 about 20 yards out, once there switched to crab walks to cone two, then once at cone 2 back to bear crawls to cone 3.

25 gas pumpers at cone 3 then run to the 3rd corner at adjacent parking lot for 25 merkins, and then run to 4th and final corner for 25 dry docks.  Hope was to finish 4 rounds.  We didn’t quite get 4

Once 6 was up we completed a circuit in one parking lot.  Idea was one exercise at a time, performing 25 at one end, run to the other end of the lot for 20, run back for 15 and so on.  All the way to 5 reps

Once you completed 5 reps you moved on to the next exercise.

Exercises were: LBC, Flutter Kick, and F Mercury’s

Once completed we had time for one last “Hard as you can” up Baby Everest.  Then circled up.

MARY:
We did 10 SSH’s on 4ct.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
We talked about loss and I shared this prayer:

Lord Jesus, thank you for guaranteeing the Day of no more death—whether by “natural causes” and aging, way too early “Homecomings,” or by senseless acts and dark circumstances. Though you have already removed death’s “sting” (1 Cor. 15:55-56), it still slaps us in the face, buckles our knees, and rocks our sensibilities,.

 

Thank you for validating our shock, encouraging our grief, and giving us tears. Standing before your friend’s grave, you wept before you raised Lazarus to life. You revealed your anguish before you exercised your power. Death is a violation. It’s not the way things are supposed to be.

 

It’s only because of your death and resurrection, we now gratefully affirm death isn’t sovereign, you are. Sin didn’t triumph, you did. Our funeral doesn’t get the last word, you do. Jesus, you are the grace giver and grave robber. Death’s keys are in your hand, and so are we.

With the same hand you will wipe every tear out of eyes, reach into our painful stories of loss now. We still have questions, but we don’t question your goodness and faithfulness. Because the Gospel is true, to be absent from the body is to be present with you. Life is Christ and death is gain. Our mourning is for this brief, painful moment; but eternal joy will come in the morning. Thank you, and So Very Amen.

 

 

 

 

 

MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Heavy Encouragement

THE SCENE: Gloomy and Sticky
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

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WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH: 15 x 4 IC
  • Tempo Merkin: 10 x 4 IC
  • Toe Merkin: 15 x 4 IC
  • Cherry pickers 5 x 4 IC
  • Tempo Squat: 5 x 4 IC
  • Tie fighter: 10 x 4 F & 10 x 4 B
  • Moroccan Night Club 10 x 4
  • SSH: 10 x 4 IC

THA-THANG:

Mosey to my tailgate

Double coupon discount day

Each man pulls a card, Ace – 8

Pickup all coupons from bed of my truck

  • Ace – FLAG and 20# rucksack
  • 2- 5 – one corner of the 120# sandbag
  • 6 – 60# sandbag
  • 7 – 40# sandbag
  • 8 – 40# sandbag 

Mosey to the parking lot and get in a large circle

One exercise per man. 

  • Flag, wave it like you just don’t care
  • 120# sandbag bear hug squats
  • 60# sandbag bag dead lifts
  • 40# sandbag curls
  • 40# sandbag tricep extensions
  • 20# ruck sack merkins

The two men without a coupon run the length of the parking lot and back, when they return, rotate, rinse and repeat until every man has performed every exercise, then Coupon carry to the close goal line of the soccer field.

Spread out the 120, the 60, both 40’s

  • 2 men 120# sandbag drag 40 yards May pull forwards or backwards
  • 2 men 60# sandbag toss 40 yards Death march style
  • 2 men 40# sandbag overhead toss 40 yards and back Death march style
  • 2 men 40# sandbag under leg drag 40 yards and back Death march style

Everyone hold plank until 6 is in. 6 in, rinse and repeat until all men have completed every exercise. 

Hard stop recover at 5:50

Bear Crawl to Glory

Man with the ace is on the goal line, everyone else gathers around for encouragement.

Ace man sit’s on the 120# sandbag and strap shoulders in. Lean forward to bear crawl. 

Bear crawl pulling the 120# bag across the 40 yard line as fast as possible. Men on the sides do not let the man stop. Yell scream, and encourage the man to pull as far as he can. 

Rinse and repeat until every man in order of 2 – 8 has reached the goal

RTB

MARY:

No Time

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 HIM’s, 2 FNG’s from Monday had to be renamed due to replication, Otis is now Binks, and Shredder is now Rap Sheet

We have had consistent effort from a 2.0, thought it was time to give him a name, He liked Tarantula, so Tarantula it is.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Encouragement

The whole point of the bear crawl to glory was encouragement. We as brothers need to be constantly building each other up as men. We need to hold each other accountable. We need to be the men in the community that set the example of what it means to be a man, and there is no finer example than our AO motto.

“Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong. Let all that you do be done in love.”

1 Corinthians 16:13-14 ESV

MOLESKIN:
These men absolutely killed Heavy day. Shout out to Wingman who pulled the 120# sandbag like it was not even back there. That was impressive brother.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • 2nd F gathering at Shakira’s coffee shop 8am Saturday morning. See you guys there.
  • August 6: 7 AM.  Work Day at the Cerebral Palsy Center.  See Slack for details.
  • Coffeteria at McDonalds.
  • Seems like there was one more, but I don’t remember.

Faux Tour De LeConte

THE SCENE: Around 50ish. Not bad
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Start with SSH X20 4CT, Baby Arm Circles F and Back x10, Tempo Merkin x10, Jog up Little Hill, 10 Tempo Squats
THA-THANG:
Headed to Cardiac where there were 4 cones on Cardiac plus the flag at the AO. Goal was 10 merkins at each cone going up Cardiac (40 merkins) and 20 merkins back at AO.  Then hit each cone on the way back down with 10 merkins as well.  Total of 100 merkins.  Did the same with Big Boys.  30 4ct flutters when done.

 

After that, mosey to tail of dragon for Route 66 of Jump Squats, Then quasi Pickett’s Charge to Overlook for 30 4ct Freddie Mercury.  Mosey back to AO for 30 LBC and 20 American Hammers

MARY:.
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CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Talked about the life of Tom Morey: inventor of the boogie board.  Who took his love of surfing and being in God’s creation and making it accessable to everyone.  Talked about what a legacy he left and how it mirrors what F3 is all about.

Let’s Count to 30, Then Let’s Do It Again!

THE SCENE: Actually quite pleasant. At least better than earlier in the week. 

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER Did this. Just a few questions from the crowd. Moving on …

WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH IC x10; LBAC IC x10 EWay; Tempo Squat x10; 1 Burpee

THA-THANG:

Pavilion: Repeat 3x 

  • 10 Box jumps → Lap around the building
  • 10 Dips → Lap around the building
  • 10 Derkins → Lap around the building 

Playground:  Death by Counting 

  • 21s 
    • WWI Sit-ups / Diamond Merkins 
  • 9s
    • Imperial Squat Walkers / Smurf Jacks 

**Narrator: It was at this point (during the 21s) that the Q realized he had made a terrible mistake. WWI sit-ups became LBCs around the 15 mark. Q ended the 21s at the 11/10 mark**

Circus Maximus: Introducing the “Blindside Biscuit”. Like a Sea Biscuit, but better. 1 Lap, 30 reps of an exercise, ab work. As soon as the 6 gets to the ab work, the Q starts IC count x10, then onto the next lap. Keep the PAX together. 

  • 1 lap + 30 Iron Mikes + Flutter Kicks
  • 1 lap + 30 Squat Jumps + Freddie Mercury
  • 1 lap + 30 CDD + Hello Dolly

Back @ the AO: Peter Parker x2 each leg / Corner work

  • 30 Squats → Super Mario to next corner
    • (When the PAX commented on the Q’s performance of the Super Mario’s, he decided to change it for the next corner)
  • 30 Merkins → Carioca to next corner (see above) 

**Time Called** 

MARY: No time 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA Actually forgot to do this. Whoops 

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

This was my 30th Q and first of 3 days in a row, hence the 30s and 3s all throughout the beatdown. 

Luke 12:48 says… “With much power, comes much responsibility.” Wait… that was Uncle Ben Parker from Spider-Man. What it ACTUALLY says in Luke is, “When much has been given to a man, much will be required of him.” We are rightly held to a higher standard as members of the Body of Christ. Because God wants all to be saved, he insists on us spreading the Good News. WE have been given the Gospel, it is OUR duty to save the lost. 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Coats for the Cold. Donations of coats for KARM 
  • Bro-vember Challenge

Back-And-Forth

THE SCENE: Muggy with a little fog.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x20 IC
Cherry Pickers x5 IC
5 Burpees OYO
LBAC x15 IC each way
Tempo sissy squats x10 IC
Calf raises x20 OYO

THA-THANG:
Mosey on up the trail to about the middle of the path between the AO and the base of Everest.
There are 18 cards, one at each light pole.
Start at the middle (pole #9), do the exercise on the card, then go to pole #10, then pole #8, then pole #11 etc.
Exercises (probably not in the right order…)
20 4ct Mtn Climbers
15 Merkins
15 4ct Monkey Humpers
10 Squat Jumps
15 CDD
20 BBS
10 Burpees
10 Iron Mike each leg
20 Flutter Kicks IC
(R&R)

Running short on time, so we skipped the last couple of cards – Flutter Kicks and Burpees… sorta.

MARY:
Remember those Flutter Kicks and Burpees? Yeah. Did ’em.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
14 strong this morning!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Philippians 4:8 – Finally, brothers, whatever is true, whatever is honorable, whatever is just, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is commendable, if there is any excellence, if there is anything worthy of praise, think about these things.

Where are your thoughs pinned? When everything goes slack, when you have downtime, when you’re pumping gas or driving the kids to school, where does your mind go? Train your mind’s muscle memory to go back to the things mentioned above.

MOLESKIN:
I hate running.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Harship Hill Oct 2!