F3 Knoxville

Fluffhead

THE SCENE: Moissssssstt

WARM-O-RAMA:

Side straddle hoppity x 20 cadence

Bit o duck walking

Baby arm circles forward and backwards x 12 cadence

10 merkins

short mosey
THA-THANG:

  • 20 Gob squats with CMU, 20 Burpees, 20 merkins…. Followed by 19 of each etc. Ended after ~10 minutes
  • mosey to the hockey rink
  • Alligator crawl 1/2, bear crawl 1/2
  • At the end we did some fun flutter kicks….. ended up being in cadence
  • 3 Sprints across the rink

Wandered outside to the parking lot

Superman swims followed by a long sprint across the lot

More superman swims

Hello Dolly x 20 Cadence

Sprint back to the beginning

10 merkins

20 Gorilla humpers

Mosey to Tennis Court

Wheelbarrow 1/2, Lunge 1/2  ~2 sets…. It was time to run again

 

Indian Run to the Matterdorn (dom…. dum… korn… thorn…. THOR?) hill

Lunge 1/2 the hill followed by a run to the AO

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
17 PAX
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
This morning I shared a quote from one Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn’s books, The Gulag Archipelago. The quote was referencing those that were able to survive the brutality of the system, particularly during interrogations after being arrested.

What do you need to make you stronger than the interrogator and the whole trap?

From the moment you go to prison you must put your cozy past firmly behind you. At the very
threshold, you must say to yourself: “My life is over, a little early to be sure, but there’s nothing to be
done about it. I shall never return to freedom. I am condemned to die — ^now or a little later. But later
on, in truth, it will be even harder, and so the sooner the better. I no longer have any property
whatsoever. For me those I love have died, and for them I have died. From today on, my body is
useless and alien to me. Only my spirit and my conscience remain precious and important to me.”

What I gleaned from this is that our spirit and minds are something that we can truly say belong to us. We can allow these things to deteriorate and we will become weak, or we can be strong mentally and stick to our value structures. In multiple points throughout the book, Solzhenitsyn suggests that the ones who survived are the ones who relinquished the suffering and grounded themselves spiritually and mentally. So, be strong. Be disciplined. Live according to your values unerringly.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hike LeConte this weekend led by Abscess and Steam

Under the Pavalon in the Storm

THE SCENE: Pouring the Rain, continuous thunder and lightning- I was getting ready to call it off but Bartman said lets go to the Pavalon
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

We stretched, did side straddle hops, and merkins
THA-THANG:
Then we alternated choosing the exercise:

Alternating picnic table step ups, decline merkins, incline merkins

Lunges the length of the pavalon 2 x

Pullups, dips, squats circuit 3×10, 3 x20, 3×10

Ran length of pavalon 3x, 5 merkins each time at halfway point, and 20 Iron Mikes at end each time

10 burpies

CMU workout – Mr Spectaculars and Goblet Squats

20 alternating Picnic Table Step ups
MARY:
Crunches, bicycle kicks, American hammers, Peter Parkers on the Picnic Table

10 Picnic Table Merkins with 10 second hold at bottom at the end
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
3 attendees, Flute Loop, Bartman, and Peach Fuzz
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
When it comes to sharing your faith, say the things that need to be said.  Because most often the regret of not telling someone what they need to hear about the Lord is way worse than any awkwardness that might come about from speaking the truth in love.  So say what needs to be said!  But oh yeah there are other times when you should shut up!  The Lord will give wisdom to know the difference.
MOLESKIN:
glad we ended up getting something done !!!!!!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Ape (Couldn’t) Escape

THE SCENE: Ridiculously warm for November. Sweating anticipated.  Promise of rain… eventually.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Windmills x15 IC
  • 2 Burpees OYO
  • LBAC x20 IC fwd and back
  • 4 Burpees OYO
  • Imperial Walkers x15 IC
  • 6 Burpees OYO
  • Cossack Squats x10 or so
  • 8 Burpees OYO
  • Pickle Pusher Merkins x10 IC
  • RIP Bartman’s shoes
  • Hand clap under high knees x20 IC
  • Finish out the warmup: 10 Burpees OYO

THA-THANG:
Mosey toward the maintenance building. Stop halfway in the parking lot, use lines for

  • Lunges
  • Bear Crawl
  • Crab Walk
  • Sprint

Continue mosey to the retaining wall behind the maintenance building

  • Ape Escape: Feet on the wall, grab the bottom of the fence and traverse the entire wall sideways.
  • Dang, that’s way too hard! No apes gonna escape today.
  • Drop to the ground, bear crawl to the end of the wall instead.

Grab a landscaping CMU and head to the top of the stairs

  • Curls x30
  • Lying CMU pullovers x20
  • Weighted BBS x20

Head back downstairs and grab another CMU for Round the Block Merkins: Set CMUs with rough sides facing outward, wide merkin width apart. One merkin with hands on blocks, then maintain plank and flip blocks on side, one merkin. Flip blocks forward to angled side, one merkin, flip blocks backward to other angled side, one merkin. R&R some number of times.

20 OHP, and it’s time to return the CMUs. Mosey to the grassy hill, Bernie up for 20 more BBS, then mosey back toward the AO, stopping halfway for 20 dips.

MARY:
4 rounds of Row Row Row your Boat (simultaneous Boat/Canoe and American Hammers)
Hello Dollys x21 IC
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
5 PAX today
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I’m heading to Washington DC tomorrow with a couple busloads of 7th graders from CAK for their big field trip.  Supposedly I’m one of the adults… It’s a great opportunity for the kids to go and see where decisions are made that affect the entire country, and even the world.  To some degree, our ability as individuals to affect those decisions doesn’t seem so great, but the Bible says that the fervent prayer of a righteous man avails much.  Throughout scripture and history we can see how God can work His will through kings and other leaders, even those who are intentionally trying to go against Him.  Don’t forget to lift up our leaders daily in prayer.
MOLESKIN:

The rain held off just long enough for us to get done, with a little bit of cooling sprinkle coming in on the BOM.  Just my second visit out to JUCO, and look forward to many more beatdowns out there.  Love to see the puddles of sweat that accumulate under brothers working hard to get better together!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Prayer: Safe travels for CAK group and for Bartman’s son on a band trip. Booster’s friend JJ (sp?) who is losing a leg to arthritis.
Announce: Abscess and Steam leading LeConte hike next weekend.

Crowdpleaser

THE SCENE:  54 and gloomy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Imperial Walkers x 15 IC
Windmills x 15 IC
Cherry Pickers x 15 IC
SSH x 15 IC
Mountain Climbers x 15 IC
Plank Jacks x 15 IC
Squat x 15 IC
BLIMPS x 2 OYO
   Burpees x 5
   Lunge each leg x 10
   Imperial Walker x 15
   Merkins x 20
   Plank Jacks x 25
   Squats x 30

THA-THANG:

Quads v. Abs
Outhouse Mosey to across-the-street
Squat / Slap Ground / Jump x 10 OYO
Inchworm 20 yards
LBC x 25 IC
Duck Walk 20 yards
Chinook Squats – Chinook Arm Circles x 3 / Squat x 15 OYO
Ice Skaters x 20
WWII Sit-up x 15
Ice Skaters x 20
Copperhead Squat x 15
Karaoke Right Face 20 yards
Superman/Banana x 10 IC
Karaoke Left Face 20 yards
Gorilla Humpers – Wide Monkey Humper x 15
Backwards Run 20 yards
American Hammer x 20 IC
Fire Hydrants x 15 Each Leg IC
Frog Jump 20 yards
Rosalita x 20 IC
Frog Jump 20 yards
Happy Jacks – SSH x 5 / Jump Squat x 2
Inchworm 20 yards
Mosey back to AO

MARY:
Shoulder Blasters
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Just a quick story and encouragement around planning for the unexpected.
MOLESKIN:
We worked a few exercises that the men hadn’t seen in a while – kept everybody moving so there was little standing around.  I was glad to hear the mumblechatter this morning…
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
See you Saturday for the Convergence at the Asylum 7am!

Halloween Special

THE SCENE:   42 – cool & crisp

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER


WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH x 30
  • 5 Merkins IC
  • This/That stretch
  • Cherry Picker

THA-THANG:

Halloween special.  PAX got to choose either a Trick or a Treat at each location.   Exercise performed depended on what the PAX chose.  I have to give credit where it’s due, the whole “Trick or Treat” thing was fun but it wasn’t an original idea.  I borrowed it from P-Nut, who did this for last year’s Halloween workout!  Good ideas are worth repeating, thanks P-Nut!

  1.  AO Parking lot
    • Frankenstein lunges to the speed bump & back
    • Creepy Crawlers to speed bump & back
    • Trick or Treat #1:  Shock & Awe Thruster Merkins (10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1)
  2. Mosey to steep hill by the boats
    • Trick or Treat #2:  7’s on the Hill.   Burpees at the top / Squat Jumps at bottom
  3. Mosey to Matterhorn
    • Trick or Treat #3:  Suicides up the hill
      • Round 1:  Broad jump up & bear crawl down
      • Round 2:  Bernie Sanders up & bear crawl down
      • After 2 rounds complete Bernie Sanders all the way up & complete 10 Merkins and 3 Burpees OYO

MARY:

  • Trick or Treat #4
    • Hello Dolly x 25 IC
    • American Hammers x 15 IC
    • Peter Parker

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
18 strong including 1 FNG:  Coolio, Abacus, Tweet-E, Shooter, Tank, Bueller, Rainfly, Heisenberg, Flute Loop, Underhand, Detention, Peach Fuzz, Frenchie, Butters, Vanilla (FNG), Junk, Sparky, Bartman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
BOM was more of a public service announcement:  today is Halloween which means kids will be Trick or Treating tonight.  Please be safe and drive slow as it gets dark this evening.  Watch out for little kids walking around neighborhoods and remember to check your kids’ candy before giving it to them.

MOLESKIN:
Great to see Tank back in action after several weeks on the sideline.   Welcome back brother!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  1. Saturday’s 2 year F3 Knoxville anniversary has been moved to First Baptist Concord gym due to weather.  This will mean less opportunity to cook-out so remember to bring a dish.   Also, remember to vote for the F3 awards – Tank will be posting something on GroupMe for those who haven’t voted.
  2. Saturday will be a Convergence workout at the Asylum at 7:00 to celebrate the 2 year anniversary of F3 in Knoxville.   Cap’n Crunch and Ratchet will be leading so bring your heart rate monitors!  On 2nd thought, you may just want to leave the HR monitors at home….with those two on Q you’ll probably be scared of the numbers you see.