F3 Knoxville

1st Hump Day of 2017

THE SCENE
45 and clear

F3 Welcome & Disclaimer

THE THANG
COP
– SSH x25 (IC)
– Windmill Merkins x10 (IC)
– Arm Circles Forward x15 (IC)
– Arm Circles Backward x15 (IC)
– Diagonal Lunges x10 each leg (IC)
– One lap around the parking lot

Mosey to bottom of hill between the parking lot and the baseball field

Strength Sprints
Starting at the bottom of the hill…
– 20 Narrow Squats
– Run to top of hill, do x15 4ct Mountain Climbers
– Burpee broad jump to the first cone, do x15 Dry Docks
– Alligator Crawl to second cone, do x15 Diamond Merkins
– Lunge to third cone, do x10 Jump Squats
– Run back to start

Rinse and repeat, AMRAP in 10 min

Mosey to gate near Asylum

Route 55
Run to the top of the hill stopping at each cone to do the following exercises adding one each cone:
– Burpees
– Dry Docks
– Froggy Squats
– Wide Merkings
– Star Jumps

Mosey to SP and circle up for MARY

MARY
– Flutter Kicks (4ct) – x25
– Side Crunches x20 IC each side
– Superman Swims x20 IC
– American Hammers (4ct) – x15 IC

COT
Number off and Name-O-Rama (2 FNGs!)

BOM
Isaiah 40:30-31
Even youths grow tired and weary, and young men stumble and fall; but those who hope in the LORD will renew their strength. They will soar on wings like eagles; they will run and not grow weary, they will walk and not be faint.

Hope – (verb) to look forward to with desire and reasonable confidence; to believe, desire, or trust

Other things that we hope in:
– Money
– Power
– Popularity
– Relationships
– Success

The problem is those are all fickle and fading.  There is one true constant in all creation, the creator.  And he has called us his sons.  Place your confidence, belief, desire and trust in HIM…and you will find both strength and rest.

MOLESKIN
The PAX crushed the workout this morning!  Everyone was giving 100% and making sure their brother was doing the same.  No better way to kick off 2017!

Asylum Poker

THE SCENE 38 degrees and dark!

F3 Welcome & Disclaimer

THE THANG
COP
SSH ICx29      (in honor of Dimples)
BAC ICx10
RBAX ICx10
Merkins ICx15
Squats ICx15

Asylum Poker
P-nut announced that the workout would be determined by use of a deck of cards.  Hearts = burpees; Diamonds= merkins; Clubs= 4 count flutter kicks; Spades= squats.  Reps would be determined by the number on the card.

The PAX moseyed to 5 spots around the Asylum, stopping to do a series of 4 exercises at each station.  Merkins, burpees, squats and flutter kicks.

The PAX stopped at the soccer field to do one round of DORA, with one battle buddy sprinting the field while the other started squats (to 250).  Plank until all were done.

Mosey to the lower baseball field parking lot.  One more round of cards, followed by a 50 yard lunge and a 50 yard bearcrawl.

Mosey back to the AO through the construction zone.  The PAX climbed fences, ran over dirt piles and dodged pot-holes en route back to the AO.

MARY
Hello Dolly (led by Edit) ICx25

COT
Number Off and Name-O-Rama

BOM
P-nut discussed how the cards were an analogy for life.  We are often dealt circumstances and situations that are out of our control, but that we have a constant source of support in Jesus.  Quoted Psalm 119:105 and encouraged the PAX to get into God’s word and let that guide our lives.

P-nut then prayed us out- including a prayer request for Simone, who will be leaving on Tuesday for military service.  The PAX laid hands on Simone and prayed for his safety and bravery.

MOLESKIN
2.1 miles, approximately 200 merkins, a multitude of squats and a TON of spirited mumblechatter (thanks Cap’n, Bandwagon, Crawdad).  Great start to the work week!

Monday Madness

THE SCENE 52 and Clear

F3 Welcome and Disclaimer

THE THANG
COP
Side Straddle Hop X 30
Imperial Squat Walkers x 20
Merkins X 15
Little baby arm circles Front x 10 and back x 10
Mountain Climbers x 20

Mosey to bottom Coupon pile for CMU the to the top of Cardiac Hill

Cardiac CMU Circuits
Top 20 rows then run to the bottom of Cardiac Hill.
At the bottom, begin the following circuit
Bottom- 10 Mercans
1st Corner – 10 Decline Mercans
2nd Corner –10 wide mercans
Top – 20 Rows
Run to bottom, rinse and repeat

Mosey back to SP

Burpee Dan’s
4 Burpee : 4 lunges across lot.
Down to touch the fence and back up in reverse sprint back to start
3 burpees : 4 lunges back to starting position.
Down to touch the fence and back up in reverse sprint back to start
2 burpees : 4 lunges back to starting position.
Down to touch the fence and back up in reverse sprint back to start
1 burpees : 4 lunges back to starting position.
Down to touch the fence and back up in reverse sprint back to start

Wagon wheel around the parking lot until everyone finishes, then circle up for MARY.

MARY
Flutter Kicks x 20
Hello Dolly x 35

COT
Number off and Name O Rama

BOM
We have two ears and one mouth so we can listen twice as much as we speak.

Moleskin: Heavy mumble chatter to start off the day with several just in time arrivals to haul their CMU to the top of Cardiac Hill.  Good to see Fannie May, Doogie, and Jump around back out.  They did not miss a beat!

F3 Crossfit Games 2016

THE SCENE – 67 and Clear

F3 Welcome and Disclaimer

THE THANG
COP
Michael Phelps x10
Imperial Walker x10
SSH x25

Mosey to base of hill.

Bear crawl up.
Sundials at the top until everyone gets there.
Mosey to STOP sign. (Turn Left)
Merkins x25
Sprint to speed humps.
Carolina Dry Docks until everyone gets there
Lunge x25/leg
Mosey to STOP sign
Burpee + frog hop x10
Sprint to next light pole
BBSups x30
PICK UP CMU and Mosey back to main parking lot.

Grab thy CMU. Do reps OYO for 20 seconds. During the rest, carry CMU 10 yds.
(20sec work/10sec Rest) Derkin
(20sec work/10sec Rest) lat row
(20sec work/10sec Rest) Shoulder press
(20sec work/10sec Rest) Bicep curl
(20sec work/10sec Rest) Tricep dip

Mosey back

Perform reps at each line. Sprint between lines. Mosey back. Do each round for 2 minutes.
Round 1: 10 Squats at each line
Round 2: 10 Jump squats at each line

Grab thy CMU. Do reps OYO for 20 seconds. During the rest, carry CMU 10 yds.
(20sec work/10sec Rest) Clean/Press
(20sec work/10sec Rest) Push-up
(20sec work/10sec Rest) LBSup
(20sec work/10sec Rest) Burpee

Mosey back

Lunge w/ CMU overhead length of parking lot
Hello Dollies x25

Return CMUs to pile

One final, all-out sprint to the top of the hill. Recover back down to AO and circle up.

COT
CountORama // NameORama

BOM
Announcements:
1. Christian Brother’s Car Service (is that right?) is doing free oil changes for single moms this Saturday.
2. Contact G-6 if you need to hire a logistics guy. (In fact, contact G6 if you need to hire anyone. I can almost guarantee he knows someone.)

YHC didn’t have much else to share, mainly because I was trying really hard not to puke. What I did share, was something like:  It’s an honor to work so hard with this PAX. Keep giving back. We need more men to step up to Q. As we approach the one-year mark of F3 Knoxville, continue looking for new ways to share the love and connect other men to this incredible thing we’ve been given.