F3 Knoxville

Election

THE SCENE: Clear and cool. Just a hint of summer remaining with the fall weather.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER – Administered
WARM-O-RAMA:

10 x Overhead Clap IC
10 each Tie Fighters forward & backward IC
10 Forward lunges in place OYO
10 Reverse lunges OYO
10 x Tempo Squats IC
5 x Hand Release Merkins OYO
5 x Burpees
5 x Werewolves OYO
10 x TN Rocking Chair IC

Part 0 – Party Affiliation (Falling Indian Run with Upper or Lower Choosing)
Pick your party: Upper Body or Lower Body? Along the way to the Cheatsheet Memorial Merkin Parking Lot do:
Merkins
Squats

Part 1 Primaries in the Cheat Sheet parking lot
List 2 types- primaries
Upper
30 Merkins or Bat Wings (20 each of Baby Arm Circles Forward, Baby Arm Circles Backward, Seal Claps, Overhead Claps)
Lower (30 Squats, 100 Toe Merkins, & 20 Lunges)

So I’m going to let you vote in both parties if you want (some people even register as one and vote as another?). You get to do the “vote twice!” (or you can cancel yourself out haha)

We ended up doing this 3x actually.

Part 2 Total Democracy (election #1)
Everybody votes on every decision
We go with the majority for every exercise (listed at the CMUs)
Repeat after 10 (basically with or without CMUs)
CMU circle (10 or 20 each)
CMU Thrusters 10 or Air Presses
CMU Bench or Merkins
Blockee or Burpees
CMU row or Seal Claps

Core Circle (10-15 each)
Dolly or Leg lifts
Pickle Pounders or Pickle Pointers
Big Boy Situps or V-ups
LBC or Leg Lifts
Left or Right side Crunches

Repeat if time (we had time)

Fellowship mosey to the corner then regular mosey to the flag (thanks for the sprint push Baby Boomer!)

MARY:
Dealer’s choice with several exercises that were clearly not core (Burpees included!)
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
14 Electoral Voters strong today!

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Circle of Trust
I don’t even remember signing up for this Q. But because I actually showed up Friday I decided to keep it. I’m no politician but I hope to keep my word. Tomorrow we have a lot of choices – to vote for many things. It’s a responsibility we should take seriously, but also we need to understand what we’re doing too.
We live in a democratic republic. This means you elect a representative who, unless specifically presented to voters as an amendment, vote on things for us. This is, more or less, a feature and not a bug of our 3-branch government system. Today we walked through a few (but certainly not all) types of government.
Regardless of the type of government we’re under, the Bible says a few things:
1 Timothy 2:2-4 – 1 First of all, then, I urge that supplications, prayers, intercessions, and thanksgivings be made for all people, 2 for kings and all who are in high positions, that we may lead a peaceful and quiet life, godly and dignified in every way. 3 This is good, and it is pleasing in the sight of God our Savior, 4 who desires all people to be saved and to come to the knowledge of the truth.

1 Peter 2:17 – Honor everyone. Love the brotherhood. Fear God. Honor the emperor.

Romans 13:1 – Let every person be subject to the governing authorities. For there is no authority except from God, and those that exist have been instituted by God.
Today we’re doing something different here: I’m going to pray for prayer requests but then I’m also going to echo a prayer that one of my pastors yesterday prayed during our meeting for our country because it had such an impact on me as crying out to God for righteousness and mercy to be fruit of these elections.
(Took prayer requests) Dumpster Dive, Tail Hook, Jenner
Additional Prayer
Father, the great truth that we just sang is such a rich encouragement to us. We do believe that all is well with our souls because of Jesus Christ our Savior and His gracious, sovereign rule over all things. And that reality is a special encouragement to us in prayer. It is an encouragement to us this week, Lord, as our nation is in another cycle of local, state, and national elections. So, as Your people we would like to begin this week in obedience to Your Word that tells us to pray for all people, including ‘kings and all who are in high positions’ (1 Timothy 2:2a)’ we pray this so that we, Your people, might live ‘peaceful and quiet life, godly and dignified in every way’ (1 Timothy 2:2b). So Lord, we pray this morning for our city and for our county mayors and all local government leaders.

We pray also for our state legislature and for our governor. We pray for the United States congress, supreme court, and president. We pray that You would give our government leaders wisdom and skill in leading. We pray that our nation would remain a place where we can freely worship You and share the Gospel of Jesus Christ. You tell us, Lord, that it is Your desire for all people to be saved and to come to the knowledge of the truth (1 Timothy 2:4); so we pray for a great outpouring of Your Holy Spirit in our country.

But whatever may happen, we pray that you would strengthen us; that you would help us to love our neighbors, to be patient with those we may disagree with, and to extend the grace, mercy, and love of Christ to those around us. We thank you for Christian people who serve in government everyday. We pray specifically for [man currently serving as legal counsel to senators in Washington, DC]. Bless [him] and others like him who work in government. Help them to see good and godly fruit from their efforts and raise up more people like [him] who seek to honor you in government service.

So we’re glad this morning in this election week to commit the needs of our country to Your care and to ask you to help us to be ambassadors for Jesus Christ in our country.

MOLESKIN:
It was good to be back even though I don’t remember signing up for this Q!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Food drive still ongoing and other donation stuff this holiday season. See Slack for all the details and if you didn’t get our new Nantan’s newsletter this week rectify that in Slack as well by sending Abort or Ratchet a DM!

Unofficial CPR Training. I’m Still Not A Professional.

THE SCENE: Clear, brisk morning. Temperatures around mid to upper 40’s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Windmills in on a 4-count x 15

Baby Arm Circles forward 4-count x 10

Baby Arm Circles Backward 4-count x 10

Rockettes 4-count x 20

Merkins 4-count x 10

Cherry Pickers x 5

Some upper body stretching

Mosey to the CMU pile. we did 2 sets of 21’s arm curls, then 10 Over head presses

THA-THANG:

Upon leaving the CMU pile we encountered an FNG with no arms and legs unresponsive on the ground. This workout is centered on know some basic CPR skills and first responder actions to take in a case of an emergency. With thanks to the Fort Sanders Regional Medical Center for allowing me to use a CPR mannequin to demonstrate and show how to perform proper and effective chest compressions.

Everyone was split into partners as one partner was performing chest compressions with me observing and guiding the other was doing squats. The rest of the group one partner was dragginh CMU to the end of the parking lot to perform 5 star jacks to symbolize flagging down the ambulance. The other partner was performing the following exercising while waiting for that partner to return.

  • LBC’S
  • Jungle Boi Squat jumps
  • Rockettes

Each person got to practice 1 minute of doing 30 compression and imitating 2 breaths, or mouth to mouth. Once everyone had a chance to complete at least one minute of compressions we went on a mosey to the entrance of the AO and performed money humpers to help alert the ambulance as to where to pull in.

We returned to the CMU’S and performed 20 windshield wipers. Returned the CMU’s and headed back to the AO.

MARY:
Flutter Kicks x 20

Mermaids (side crunches) 10 on each side

Pickle Pounders x 20

Held Plank for 30 seconds
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

  •  Mermaid
  •  Pom-Pom
  •  Betty
  •  Dumpster Dive
  •  Jenner
  •  Smelly Cat
  •  Base Salary
  •  Baby Boomer
  •  Honeydew

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
The term “Good Samaritan” comes from “The Parable of the Good Samaritan.” Luke 10:25-37. Jesus speaks of a traveler from Jerusalem on his way to Jericho, who was attacked by thieves. They stripped him of his clothes, beat him severely and left him to die right there by the road. Several people saw the man and walked past him because of how dangerous of an area this part of the road was. Some of the people that walked past the man in need were a priest and a Levite. The only person to stop and help the person was a Samaritan who took pity on the man, cared for the man and even escorted him to an inn where he helped the man recover from his injuries.

Jesus used this man a test to find a good man. The reasons the Levite and the priest did not stop to lend was because of how dangerous the road was, and they thought “If I stop to help this man, what will happen to me?’ But… the good Samaritan reversed the question and asked, “If I do not stop to help this man, what will happen to him?”- Martin Luther King, Jr.
MOLESKIN:
Remember to be an effective HIM it requires us to help our fellow man. By dragging our CMU’s it symbolized dragging a person from a dangerous situation to help render aid. The “Good Samaritan” Law is in place to protect you if you are to render CPR to someone and keeps you from being sued in case ribs are fractured while rendering CPR. We should never be afraid to help based on what could happen to us but think what would happen to them if I don’t act.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Brolympics will be returning at Asylum on November 5th.

Watch your BACK

THE SCENE: low 70’s HUMID, light rain
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Baby Arm Circles forward/backward
Arm Stretching
Windmills
Cherry pickers
THA-THANG:
Slow Mosey to the CMU’s, and everyone takes one.
Take half the blocks to the swings, and half the blocks to the pull up bars.  Divide into two groups, one group has three guys to swing pullups, while the onlookers do rows.  Rotate in an out until the second group arrives to relieve you.  The second group is at the pull up bars.  Perform 10 Pullups or 10 negatives (jumping up and slowly coming down).  The onlookers perform lawn mowers.  After everyone does 10, rotate to the swings.  Rinse and repeat 3 times.  After three rotations, we did some curls and bench press with the CMU’s before putting them away.

MARY:
We went to the dry area near the high school (under cover) and did the following in cadence on a 4 ct.
25 Hello Dolly’s
20 Pickle Pounders
15 LBC’s
10 Flutter kicks
10 Pickle Pointers
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Dream big.  Jesus did more than was expected he saved lives, he performed miracles, he did more than anyone could even imagine.  The challenge for each of us to to step outside our normal thoughts and think bigger.  How can we dream big, what do we need to push out of the way to open our minds?
MOLESKIN:
Pray for Pom Pom as he has impending travel to Bulgaria
Pray for Anchorman’s family that has COVID
Pray for Mermaid’s family as the help make decisions about elderly are with aging grandparents with one who is currently hospitalized due to a stroke.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
F3 Picnic Sunday 9/11

Shamrock – Walls of Jericho

THE SCENE: So humid
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Run in a circle, side to side, butt kicks, high knees, run, stop. 

Stretching – Quads

Mountain Climbers – IC – 15 – 4 count 

Cobra stretch 

Tie Fighter 4 CT x 10 each

Smurf Jacks – 20

Cherry Pickers x5

1-2-3 MerkBurpee (Wide-Standard-Tri) x 3 

THA-THANG:

Mosey to the CMU pile 

Grab a CMU – I set out 4 extra CMUs with a rope around 2, with 2 more stacked on top. 

Form a large circle for the Walls of Jericho

Round 1

1 man will walk backwards dragging 4 CMUs around the full circle, during which the rest of the men will:

Curl CMU AMRAP until the 1st man makes it back to their spot

Smurf jacks AMRAP while the next man drags the quad CMU around, 

  • 1-2-3 MerkBurpee (Wide-Standard-Tri) AMRAP
  • Start back over with Curls, then Smurfs, then 1-2-3 MerkBurpees. 
  • We had 11 men so this took a while

Round 2

Once everyone has had a turn we do it again, but with 3 different exercises. 

  • Jumping Spiders – AMRAP
  • Bobby Hurly – AMRAP
  • Tricep CMU – AMRAP

Round 3

  • CMU Twinkle Toes “Heavy Twinkie”- AMRAP
  • Alternating CMU Merkins – AMRAP
  • Bench press while doing flutter kicks “Flutter Press”? – AMRAP

We made it through all 3 rounds and had 5 minutes to burn at the retention pond gully. We ran up and down twice and did some long planks

 

MARY:

Dealers choice – BBS, Merkins, V-ups, flutter kicks

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 men – Nature Boy, Osteen, Fabio, Crawl Space, Pom-Pom, Waxjob, Betty, Dumpster Dive, Curry, Mermaid, Anchorman, 

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Resolution and Review 

Resolution – a firm decision to do or not to do something. Sound like a Yoda quote. 

From the devotions from Thomas a Kempis a 14th century Christian 

“In the morning make a resolution and in the evening examine yourself on what you have said this day, what you have done and thought, for in these things perhaps you have offended God and those around you. “

An example for a resolution to start your day – Pray that God would help you to consider others throughout the day more than yourself. Pretty easy to sit in bed at night to rewind and playback parts of your day. Was I self serving today or did I serve others? 

In the same devotional Thomas says “Just men depend on the grace of God rather than on their own wisdom in keeping their resolutions.”

 

Atomic Suicides

THE SCENE:
Awesome Morning (getting cooler)

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
The usual house cleaning talk

WARM-O-RAMA:
Full body stretches: neck rolls, tricep stretch, SSHs, cherry pickers, quad stretch, etc.

THA-THANG:

Mosey to Football Field
Suicides on the Field

  • 10 Merkins in the end zone
  • 20 Mountain Climbers @ the 10 yd line
  • Repeat in 10 yd increments for 100 yds
  • 15 Squats in the end zone 
  • 20 LBCs at the 20 yd line
  • Repeat in 20 yd increments for 100 yds
  • 10 up-downs in the end zone
  • 20 Flutter Kicks at the 50 yd line
  • repeat in 50 yd increments for 100 yds
  • Circle up: 10 up downs, 20 monkey humpers, 1 min plank, 20 LBCs, 10 pickle pointers.
  • quick stretch, then back to the start.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

Curry, Anchorman, Pool Boy, Pom Pom, Curveball, Mermaid, Osteen, Voodoo, Betty, and Caveman

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Selflessness !!

MOLESKIN:
Special thanks to our SSH guest