F3 Knoxville

The Politician’s Workout

SCENE: Mid-thirties. Just cool enough to have us reminiscing about last week’s weather.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Windmills IC | SSH IC | Tempo Squats
  • Overhead Claps IC | Seal Claps IC |

THA-THANG:

Fellowship, laps, and body weight exercises: We talked in circles & left the heavy lifting to someone else.

Tennis Court Four Corners – 20 15 10

  • Diamond Merks | Shoulder Taps
  • Hand Release Merks | Inch Worm

(Mosey to Playground)

SEVENS at Playground

  • Step-ups & Squats
  • Squats & Imp Walkers
  • Imperial Walkers & Split Squats

(Slow Mosey to Flag)

PAX-Called Core Exercises

  • Captain Thors | Pickle Pointers
  • LBCs | American Hammers
  • Flutter Kicks | Box Cutters

(Mosey to Tennis Court)

MARY: 45 secs of burpees

BOM:

Candidates I like never do as well as I hope & candidates I dislike never do as badly as I fear. Invest your time & energy in the people & activities that change your life.

A couple planned routines and some random stuff

THE SCENE: Insert info about the weather, etc.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

Insert information about the warmup.
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the south parking lot With a CMU.

line up with a  CMU in front of you. Do 25 squat, curl, press tris and sprint to end line and do 5 burpees, sprint back and Repeat while walking CMU to next cone but knocking off 5 reps. 20, 15, 10, 5.

Mosey to ice rink. line up on goal line. One lax ball per person. Squat walk (with your back straight!)while bouncing ball with palm (no catching it and dropping) Continue and repeat twice or till everyone looks completely uncoordinated.

Partner up across from each other on side lines.  Each has a CMU but only one lax ball. Throw ball to partner with one bounce. Do a blockee , partner throws it back and does blockee. Repeat till Q says stop.

*At this point I start making stuff up.
Curl-press-tri walks across the ice rink. line up on end lines and do 2 big circles around the face off circles of side shuffle planks. Then side lunges around two circles. Then sprints from end line to end line x7. (I may be out of order…but does it really matter. ) by the way, if you are reading this, post the letter D of the Dog Pound chat. I’m guessing no one really reads this past a certain point. Mayberry might since he missed. Well, back to the backblast…hummm not really sure what else we did. But we stayed busy. No one was cold. Well maybe ur fingers were. 

mosey to AO.

MARY:
Flutters with block presses x31
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

11 pax

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they are often not true.” -Abraham Lincoln

big party at the DeFrancos house!  Story of party getting out of control quickly.

there are so many things that look accurate but have no truth in it at all.
example: “Good things happen to good people”, “Follow Jesus and your life will be perfect” God has never promised a perfect life with no troubles. In fact, he says that once you become a Christian your trials will continue and possibly get tougher. BUT….you now have hope. You have hope because you know the end. You know that with what ever you face you can and WILL Overcome with Jesus. . May not be on your time, but as a follower of Jesus you know that you are forgiven and that ultimately you will have all of your troubles and debts paid off.
So, is it going to be easy?……. Nope, will we win?…..yep!

Here is another quote from a president from our bible Devi: “Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the assessment that something else is more important than fear.” – Franklin D. Roosevelt

God is not controlled by fear. Have courage thru trials by trusting God.

MOLESKIN:

tweet-e gets the “most patriotic award” on “voting day” for his super rad American Flag shorty short/spandex combo! And…Cavalier gets the “best new nickname hand sign” award

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Looking back

THE SCENE: 65
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

5 cherry Pickers

25 SSH

yoga

THA-THANG:
Insert information about the workout.

  • A Dora style workout with a partner
  • 4 stations with three workouts
  • 1 partner does the 1st exercise while the other partner runs to the next station and back. Then that partner come back and does the exercise. Rise and repeat until all exercises are complete. Then Mosey to the next station.
  1. The 4 stations are as follows:
    1. Merkins, Power T Merkins, The U Merkins
    2. Pickle powders, box cutters,
    3. Burpees, squats, lunges
    4. monkey humpers, bobby hurlies, ( I can’t remember)

Built in Fellowship time 2 minutes of cooldown and fellowship as we head back to the AO
MARY:
Stretch legs on our six. 

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
look back and remember how God has been in control.

MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

7-11’s

THE SCENE: 59 and perfect
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x20, Tempo Squats x10, Tempo merkins x10, a few cobra kais, cherry picker x5, a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

THA-THANG:
Mosey to playground

7’s — pull-ups + v-ups (playground to top of Bermuda triangle).

11’s — merkins and dips (from splash pad to pavilion above restrooms)

7’s — burpees and overhead press (from boat dock to rock pile)

11’s — squat jump-ups and big boys (splash pad one side to the other)

MARY:
Ain’t got no time for dat.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Let’s be proactive about walking in the good works prepared for us by God.  We’re not saved by works, but by grace. But we are saved to walk in good works to love others and glorify God.  It’s a great time (as always) to serve people, talk to them face-to-face, get involved in their life, and help.

Ephesians 2:10 — 10 For fwe are his workmanship, gcreated in Christ Jesus hfor good works, iwhich God prepared beforehand, jthat we should walk in them.”

Proverbs 3:27 —“ rDo not withhold good from those to whom it is due,5when it is in your power to do it.”

Galatians 6:10 — “10 So then, gas we have opportunity, let us hdo good to everyone.”

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
5 year anniversary coming up.

Round and Round

THE SCENE: 50s, clear, good
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 20 (4 ct)

Michael Phelps

Baby arm circles forward x 10 (4 ct)

Baby arm circles backward x 10 (4 ct)

Big arm circles forward x 5 (4 ct)

Big arm circles backward x 5 (4 ct)

Little bit of this

Little bit of that

Tempo squats x 10

Tempo merkins x 10

Burpees x 10 OYO

THA-THANG:
Mosey to rock pile, pick up a rock, mosey to flag pole (the light is still working)

Derkins x 20

Dips x 20

Curls x 20

Overhead press x 20

LBCs w/ the rock x 20

Run a lap around the loop

Rinse and repeat for a total of 4 laps (1 mile) and 400 reps

Rows x 100 (2 sets of 50)

Mosey to the rock pile, drop off rock, mosey to the dock

CDDs x 100 (3 sets of 20 and 1 set of 40)

Mosey to the tennis court

One suicide using 6 lines of the courts

Mosey to AO

MARY:

Flutter kicks x 20 (4 ct)

Hold plank (left arm up, left leg up, reset, right arm up, right leg up, reset, hold 6 inches off the ground for a 20 ct)

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
6 HIMs
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I came across this life lesson from a book: “I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.”

We cannot control what others say or do.  We can only control what we say and do.  Our words and actions should outshine and overcome what others may say about or do to us.

MOLESKIN:
Prayers for Ribbed’s wife and Lillydipper’s wife
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
5th anniversary convergence at Asylum on 11/7 @ 7:00 a.m.