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The Sheep and the Lions

THE SCENE:  44 and clear
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER:  Administered
WARM-O-RAMA:

Abe Vigoda IC x 8
Seal claps IC x 8
Randy IC x 8
Motivator IC x 8
Sprints x 4
Calve raises on the curb while I explain Tha Thang…

THA-THANG:

We going to play a game called “Mutton”.  One PAX is “the sheep” – he wears a flag belt and holds an interval timer (my phone).  The rest of the PAX are “lions”.  Here’s the game;

  • 30 Second Sprint: The Sheep sprints off in whatever direction his chooses… The Lions perform an exercise called by Q (e.g. 3 fairy jacks!), then pursue the Sheep.  If they catch the Sheep, Lions pull his flag off.
  • 10 Second Recovery: If the Sheep was caught, he (alone) starts an exercise of his choice while the Lions recover.  If the Sheep was not caught, he gets to recover along with the Lions.
  • 45 Second Work: All PAX perform exercise of the Sheep’s choice
  • 15 Second Recovery: All PAX recover (and the flag belt is given to another PAX – who becomes the new Sheep…).
  • Repeat…

Stop at the coupon pile to do;

  • Colt 45s
  • Squat thrusters
  • Uneven merkins (one hand on coupon) – is there a name for this?
  • Heavy Freddies
  • Heavy Hammers
  • Hello Dolly

Start “Mutton” again and work our way back to the shovelflag.

MARY:

20 seconds core, 10 seconds merkins….repeat (e.g. LBC, merkin, side crunch, merkin, rosalita, merkin…..)

Repeat for 5 minutes

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

26 HIMs

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Proverb from India (hat tip Paramahansa Yogananda).

A pregnant lioness attacked a flock of sheep.  As she sprang on her prey, she gave birth to her cub and then died.  The lion cub grew up in the company of the sheep.  As the sheep ate grass, the cub followed their example.  They bleated; the cub bleated too.  Gradually it grew to be a big beautiful lion but still acted like a sheep.  He had no idea, not even in his dreams, that he was a lion.

One day an old lion passed by and saw this young lion standing with the sheep, acting like a sheep.  So, he gave chase and got ahold of him.  The young sheep-lion said, “Please don’t!  Let me go!”.  But the old lion said, “come with me!” and dragged him to a lake.  He made him gaze into the water and said, “Look at yourself!”  So, the lion who thought he was a sheep looked and for the first time he saw his reflection.  Then he looked at the old lion, and he looked in the water again, and he let out a mighty roar.  He was never a sheep again.

3 Points

1. “The opposite of a man is not a woman; the opposite of a man is a boy” (hat tip Judge Judy). I have three boys at home, and I can tell you that they are often self-centered and short-sighted.  Boys live for gratification and pout when they don’t get their way.  As a high-impact man, you choose not to endlessly chase your own desires, but instead to live sacrificially.  You put the needs and interests of others above your own.  You operate with intentionality and have a consistent positive influence on your community.  You are a high-impact man.

2. If you are in Christ, you are a new creation; the old has gone, the new is here (2 Corinthians 5:15). The old was lust and greed (Colossians 3:5), selfishness, jealousy, envy, and rage (Galatians 5:19-21).  You no longer have a spirit of fear, but a spirit of power, love, and sound judgement (2 Timothy 1:7).  You set your hearts and minds on things above (Colossians 3:1-2).  You’ve clothed yourselves with compassion and humility (Colossians 3:12) and the Spirit of God produces in you love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control (Galatians 3:22-23).  You are a new creation.

3. This one applies to every single one of you – every one of you is the old lion in the story. In your life, there are young lions who act like sheep – and who think they are sheep (we call them “Sad Clowns”).  Grown men who live like selfish boys – men who profess Christ, but who follow their flesh instead of the Spirit.  You must pursue and get ahold of that man.  You must be an example of a high-impact man in his life and show him what he was created to be.  You may just give that man his first glance at his “imprisoned splendor” (hat tip Robert Browning).  You may just be the conduit that God uses to rescue that man from his selfishness and meaninglessness, and to call him into a life of service and sacrifice to the glory of God. 

MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Prayers for PoolBoy’s house to sell quickly
  • Brolympics November 9th

JUCO Circuits

THE SCENE: 58 Degrees and a full moon
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Cherry Pickers, SSH, Baby Arm Circles, Tempo Squats, Tempo Merkins – waiting on Trolley
THA-THANG:
Mosey to clean parking lot

  • Circuit Workout.  45 Seconds Work, 15 Second Recover between Stations
    • Squat w/ coupon
    • Merkins
    • Squat Side Walk
    • American Hammers
    • Side Lunge
    • Plank
    • Mountain Climbers
    • Wide/Diamond Merkins
  • 5 x 35 Yard Sprints.  10 Second Recovery in between
  • Repeat Circuit
  • 5 x 35 Yard Sprints.  10 Second Recovery in between

Mosey to Coupon Pile

  • Groups of 3 Circuit.  Work 30 Seconds.  15 Second Recover in between.
  • Curls
  • Tricep Extensions
  • Big Boy Sit Ups

MARY:
3 minutes of stretching after a tough week of workouts
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
19 HIMs this morning.  18 doing Circuits and 1 Rucking
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Psalm 19:21 – “Many are the plans in the mind of a man, but it is the purpose of the Lord that will stand.”

As we go through each day, we have our dreams and desires, but ultimately we need to put our faith in God’s plan for us and lean on His will and not our own.
MOLESKIN:
Praise for Mandolin’s asthma and shin splints, Prayer that we continue reaching out to our community and welcoming future FNG’s to our AO’s.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
November 9 – Brolympics

JUCO Leg Day

THE SCENE: A cool, partly cloudy day with a beginning temperature of 59 degrees.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

Cherry Pickers
Baby Arm Circles Forward
Baby Arm Circles Backward
Arm Stretches


THA-THANG:

Indian Run to Sophomore hill
“El capitan” up hill (deep lunge with both hands on the ground)
Rocky Balboa (toe taps on curb)
20 pull ups on Handrail
60 Calf Raises toes pointed in, middle, pointed out  20 ea
Mosey To adjacent parking lot
Ascending Exercises at each interval.  7 intervals in total, ascending from 1-7.
Merkin/Bear Crawl at first stations
Monkey Humpers / Walking Lunges at second station
Groiners/Duck Walk at third stations
Pistol Squats (2 count, for each leg)/Bernie Sanders at final station
Mosey to parking lot
Suicides on parking lot
Mosey Back

MARY:

Windshield Wiper
American Hammers
LBC’s and Pickle Pounders

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
20 doing the boot camp, and 6 doing the speed work, for a total of 26
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Matthew 22:35-40  Jesus’s most important commandments.  Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.  And the second is like it: Love your neighbor as yourself.  All the Law and Prophets hang on these two commandments.

I shared about a struggle with a neighborhood kid who I am trying to love, but its challenging because of his behavior.  I am trying to embody the second commandment, but its a challenge I struggle with.  The challenge was issued to all men to take these commandments to heart and LOVE OTHERS.
MOLESKIN:
No Prayer requests
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Food drive, Abscess will tell us when to bring food for pick up.  Brolympics on the Horizon.  Judge Judy challenged JUCO to hit 40 people by year end.  Mermaid picked up the Q at Equalizer Saturday, and encouraged HIM’s to attend.  Last week they had 3.

BBQ

THE SCENE: Mornin time – dark
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
No
THAng 

  • Speed ruck 3 miles stopping 3 times for 20 n 20
  • Sand bag carry lovers lane twice
  • Pull ups , big boys , lunges
  • are
  • handy.

MARY:
Insert information about any additional post-THANG work (if applicable).
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Insert the WORD here.
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Eat better than that

THE SCENE: Quite pleasant, actually. Clear, cool and not too humid.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x30 IC (last 10 or so slooow)
Cherry Pickers x5 IC
Cossack Squat x14 IC
Hindurkins x10 IC
Hand Release Merkins x10 OYO
Failure to Launch x7 IC
Asphalt Kissers x10 IC

THA-THANG:
Start out on the grinder.
Half the PAX hold Peter Parker (up position) while the other half run to the other end. Drop to 6″ while they run back.
Swap places and repeat.
Swap again, this time with other leg
And once more to round it out.

Blacksnake lap around the park

10x Tempo Squats IC upon return, then mosey to Waxjob hill

Buddy up.
Groucho walk down the hill
10 burpees each
Wheelbarrow back up.
20 Squat Jacks for the front man, 20 merkins for the back
Repeat, swapping places for the wheelbarrow.

Repeat above, mosey instead of Groucho, partner drag instead of wheelbarrow, and BBS/Monkey Humpers at the top

Back to the grinder for a miniature Let’s Make a Deal
6 cards with reps, 6 exercises. Flip top card of each. Can swap to next card (reps, exercise, or both), but if flipped you can’t go back to the first.
Ended up doing:
40 Star Jacks
30 4-ct Monkey Humpers
50 Dry Docks
25 LBCs
15 Mtn Climbers
35 Squats

We have time left on the clock! 7s: Hand Release Derkins and Pullups

MARY:
30 Flutter Kicks IC
15 Side Crunches IC
10 left-right-middle crunches IC
2 rounds of Row your Boat
20 box Cutters IC
Peter Parkers

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 strong… Not bad for fall break
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I just installed some cabinets in my basement. I ordered online from Home Depot, and when they came in I started having second thoughts. They looked pretty flimsy, and wobbled pretty bad. However, once I screwed the six units together, they became much more solid. Then, after I anchored them to the wall studs and put a countertop on them, they were rock solid. As a PAX, we support one another, and strenghten one another as we lock shields. But our ultimate support comes from the anchor in Christ.
MOLESKIN:
I didn’t eat well or hydrate last night, and I really felt it this morning. By the end of the beatdown I could barely mosey across the grinder. Not a good feeling! Nutrition and Hydration!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
F3 Brolympics in November, 3rd F in December!