F3 Knoxville

[the-pulpit] Past due

AO: the-pulpit
Q: Leland Robbins (Geiger)
PAX: Smoked Pickle, Jim Norris, Betty, Voodoo, Leland Robbins (Geiger), Trojan, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Ike
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
20 SSH, 20, Arm circles, cherry pickers

THE THANG:
Parking lot tour, stopped for 20 merkins, 20 lunges, 20 Lbc, 20 NC dry docks.
Run to football field. Dora: runner sprints first 30, finishes in zone to inzone. Partner completes 100 merkins, 200 Big boys, 100 squats.
Move to sleds, 20 merkins, 20 shoulder taps, 20 wine mixers, 20 POW’s (French army style) 20 NC dry docks.

MARY:
Circle of abs:
Hello dolly x10
Flutter kicks x10
Freddy Mercury x10
Dead bugs x10
Lbc x10
Mountain climbers x20
Pickle ponders max set in 30 seconds

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Forg3 April 26th
COT:
Pryers for Good Friday production and father-son camp.
Keep it simple: Share the Gospel.

CMFool’s Day

AO: asylum-am
Q: Hands
PAX: Waxjob, Grandslam, Hands, P3, Sawdust, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), TRC/Crab legs, Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP:
The April Fool’s prank was to immediately start bear crawling down the road to the paver lot, simulating the beginning of 45 minutes of bear crawling. Turns out this was not a great gag and we returned for some motivators, rockettes, and froggy squats.

THE THANG:
Grouped up and sent a few pax down to opposite end of the parking lot, a few stayed and the third group started the bump. Timer was set to repeat a 5 minute intervals and we did an exercise at one end, mode of transport to the other end, and another exercise at the other end. We did 7 sets of this.
1. Curl/press, jog, Lt Dan
2. Swings, rifle carry, in & outs
3. Raise & shrug, broad jump, imperial squat walkers
4. Thrusters, bear crawl, flutter kicks
5. Lawn mowers, jog, ?
6. Blockies, jog, plank
7. American Hammer, murder bunnies, burpees

MARY:
No show

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
None

COT:
When you get hurt, insulted, etc., probably an opportunity to try to understand where the other person is coming from and what got them to that point.

[the-pulpit] Ronaldo’s Regimented Reps

AO: the-pulpit
Q: Betty
PAX: Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Leland Robbins (Geiger), Ike, Trojan, Sawdust, Chuck
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: Run to Cover at the Drop-Off

THE THANG:
Ronaldo’s Regimented Reps for Footballers :soccer: :
– Three Rounds of Various Exercises:
– Merkins
– Donkey Kicks
– Low Plank Mountain Climbers
– Heel Taps (Not Gas Pumpers)
– Big Boys
– Crunchy Frogs
– Lunges
– Side Lunges with a Hop

MARY: N/A

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Haw Ridge on Saturday

COT: Goldie Locks & the 3 Dinosaurs. If you find yourself in the wrong story, get out of it.

Buscuit Time

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: High Heels (Henry Ritchie)
PAX: Honeydew, Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Drum Major, Choir Boy, Mr Jinxy, Veggie (Rylen Huddy), Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), None
FNGs: 1 None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: A Short warm-up. SSH, Burbees, Merkins, Squats, IW, BAC, Twisties,

THE THANG: Mini Buscuit at the Lilly Pad, then to the yoga studio for BBS, Flutter Kicks, and LBCs.

Up Pickett’s Charge to Colusiom for 0900: SSH, Merkins, Burpees, Squats.

Back to the AO

MARY: No Time

ANNOUNCEMENTS: see the announcement channel

COT: It is your choice to be offended. Please don’t give them the power to control your feelings.

A Friday Photo Finish

AO: asylum-am
Q: Sawdust
PAX: Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Double Wide, Hands, Cat Gut (Mike Davis), Matlock (Bill Maddox), Rainbow, Farley, Tropicana
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP:
– SSH
– Stretching
– Tempo Merkins
– Cherry Pickers
– Abe Vigodas
– Rockettes
– Tie-Fighters
– X-Wings
– Burpees (until the PAX confirmed they were warm)

THE THANG:
– Stage I:
– 10 Squats at the Base of Baby Everest
– Run to the Summit of Baby Everest
– 1 Manmaker
– 1 Lt. Dan
– Stage II:
– Mosey to the intersection leading to the Overlook
– 10 Big Boy Sit-Ups
– Mosey off-road to a spot the Q led
– Stage III:
– Light Pole Pictionary
– Worked from the center of the pathway at the selected light pole.
– Performed the exercise on the card and ran to the next light pole.
– Performed that exercise and ran the way we came to the light pole on the other side of the first light pole.
– Rinse & repeated until the Q moved the PAX back to the AO.

MARY:
– Dante’s Core (Don’t Put Your Feet on the Ground)
– Hollow Rocks
– V-Ups
– Gas Pumpers
– 30 Second Hold

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
– Escape from Haw Ridge
– Hardship Hill

COT: Recited an old native folk tale “The Wolf You Feed”. Remember there are two wolves constantly at war inside you. One is good, generous & kind. The other is mean, greedy & angry. The one feed, will be the one to win.