F3 Knoxville

Almost Late

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Madoff
PAX: Stripped, Ribbed, Snowbird, Cheney, mouthwash (Mike), Bookman
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP:
20 Grady Corns and a Slowzy to Smokehouse
Grab CMU and rifle carry to splashpad

THE THANG:
Tabata 20sec work 10 sec rest 8x
– Squat Arm Extensions
– Calf Raises
– Goblet Reverse lunge
– Blockee to Curls Stay Squated
– Frog sit legs over the block

Bruce Lee Abs
– 90 American Hammers
– 50 Frog Kicks
– 30 BBC with a twist
– 20 L raises
– 5 Dragonfly

Walk back and Murder Bunny from road to Smokehouse

MARY:
1 cherry picker

ANNOUNCEMENTS: unCOVEred July 13th

COT: Doing the right thing in your heart (like lending someone money) can become a wrong thing if your heart is not right (like they don’t pay you back). It’s challenging to keep our hearts right when other people do not do what we deem to be right. But there’s honor in trying to be that high road guy.

The pavilion didn’t flood

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Bookman
PAX: Bookman, Madoff, Stripped
FNGs: None
COUNT: 3
WARMUP:

SSHs, LBACs, Cherry Pickers, Tempo Squats

THE THANG:

4 rounds and change

25 SSHs
25 Bent Over Rows
50 Merkins
75 Air Squats

MARY:

LBCs
Box Cutters
Freddie Mercuries
Flutterkicks
Stargazers just listening to the rain on the metal roof of the pavilion

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Hardship Hill today
F3 In The Nude this summer

COT:

Bill Curry: “There are two pains in life. The pain of hard work. The pain of regret. One is temporary. The other lasts a lifetime.”

Heavy Day at the Equalizer

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Ribbed
PAX: Tonka, Stripped, Bookman, Unibráu (Nick Robinson), Smithers, Cheney, Ribbed, Utah
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: squats and toe touches

THE THANG: put on our bags and sandbags and walk to the flagpole
EMOM exercises 20 count with a little rucking around the track ~8th time through the EMOM we stop and take one lap with the weights
-Curls
-Side extensions standing
-merkens
-squats
-shoulder taps

MARY: mosey back to the AO for a little stretching

ANNOUNCEMENTS: the nude was talked about

COT: –Ephesians 3:1-6

Deflategate 2024

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Bookman
PAX: Cheney, Ribbed, Blindside, Bookman, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Lilo, Madoff, Headgear, Stripped
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
WARMUP: SSHs, Uninterested Abe Vagodas, Cherry Pickers

THE THANG:
Dodgeball!
Throw the ball, burpee
Get hit, 5 burpees
When you score, rifle carry a sandbag to the other side of the pickleball court
First to 10 watches losers do 20 monkey humpers
Every five we do a bonus exercise:
Hello dollys, Freddie mercuries, LBCs, Squats, Lunges
Session ended in a 2-2 tie

MARY: no time, we dodgeballed

ANNOUNCEMENTS: hardship hill 5/27, thunderhead hike 5/18, F3 In The Nude this summer. Wax accordingly.

COT: Keep each other accountable. I will get 5 unassisted push ups by 5/12/25. If not, I need to held accountable.

Most importantly, thanks for starting off the first day of 43 with a ton of fun. I look forward to being out there every MWF and miss it when I can’t be or fartsack.

Creed Tabata

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Snowbird
PAX: Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Stripped, Utah, mouthwash (Mike), Cheney, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Ribbed, Madoff
FNGs: None
COUNT: 9
Warm up:
– SSH
– Rockettes
– Deep lunges/split squats

The Thang (20 sec work/10 sec rest x 8)
– Line sprints
– V-ABCs
– Jump knee-tuck
– ATG split squat holds
– Archer merkins
– Tibialis raises
– Handstands

COT: Do hard things, not simply to get better, but to be confronted by your weakness, and so have opportunity to trust and boast in Christ (2 Cor 12:9-10).