F3 Knoxville

What The Heck Are They Doing?

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: Lilydipper
PAX: High Heels, Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Drum Major, Veggie (Rylen Huddy), Pele (Jon Lindberg), Dain Bramage (Will Olson), Brick, Crash Dummy, Mr Jinxy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP:
20 Side-Straddle-Hops, 10 Iron Mikes, 10 Windmills, 5 Cherry Pickers, Curly Stomps, 7 Twistees, 7 Pterodactyls Forward and 7 Backward, 10 Dive Bombers, Stretches

THE THANG: Mosey to the Caribbean Parking Lot. We will run do Candy Cane, stopping to do 10 Squats at every other island. Those getting to 4th island on the other side of the parking lot sweep men back to the start.
Mosey to Bros Bowl. We will run counterclockwise around the inner circle stopping to do 20 Dips at the Benches. Those getting back first do Baby Crunches until the six arrives.
Mosey to Muscle Beach. Pick exercise machine of choice, do 20 reps and then run around the parking lot. Rinse and repeat two more times with a different exercise machine each time.
Mosey to perimeter trail and head east and then north. We will run for 4 lights and walk for 2 lights. Those walking the two lights first do listed exercises until the six arrives. We will repeat the pattern until we arrive to the docks by the water. We will do one exercise at every stop along the way. Here are the exercises:
Plank Jacks

Merkins

Big Boy Sit-ups.

Hello Dollies.

Jump Squats.

We will take a 30 second gander at the best sunrise at America when we get to the docks.
Mosey to the start of the Serpentine Sidewalk. We will stop to do 20 American Hammers.
Mosey Back to the east end of the Caribbean Parking Lot. We will stop to do 20 Rocky Balboas and 20 Flutter Kicks.
Mosey to the Pavilion. We will stop to do 20 Picnic Table Pull-ups and then do a 60 second squat with backs against wall.
Mosey to rocks by entry gate at AO parking lot. Each man grabs a CMU weight rock. We will do 20 Overheads, 20 Curls, 20 Rows, 20 Triceps, and 20 Chest Thrusts. Replace rocks.
Next we will play Horse Shoes by the pavilion. The first two men toss. The person getting closest to horse shoe pole gets to go back in line. The man missing must run to end of AO parking lot and back.
Mosey to AO. Before we finish up we will do 60% sprint to end of the parking lot and back, then do a 100% sprint to the end of the parking lot and back.

MARY: Stretches

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Bro Olympics at the Asylum at 7 am on Saturday, November 8. There will be a pre-Olympics gathering at Downtown Xul from 6 to 9 pm on Friday, November 7.

COT:

Message:

What The Heck Are They Doing?

My next door neighbors are Colin and Billie Leonard. They moved into the home of other wonderful neighbors we had and that we still keep up with, Kathryn and David Perry. Anyway, I loved having the Perrys as neighbors but also have grown to love having the Leonards next door. Pele has met them and can attest to their kindness and good nature.

The Perrys had a fine home and fine yard when the Leonards moved in but the Leonards had their own ideas about what they wanted for the home. Not long after moving in they were tearing the grass out of the front yard, and having contractors tear up the driveway. New concrete was going to be laid out for a circled driveway and large flat blocks of rock were being brought in for a walkway on the side and back of the house. Other folks in the neighborhood would ask me, “John, what the heck are they doing?” One neighbor secretly complained to me about the messy yard and dust being stirred up. I had already met and talked with Colin and Billie and liked them but I must admit that I too was asking myself and my wife, “What the heck are they doing?”

What Colin and Billie were doing was creating the most beautiful yard in the neighborhood. Their front yard is full of flowering plants, their porch and window boxes as well. The symmetry and grace of it all is fantastic. Their backyard is amazing as well and some neighbors are now asking Billie and Colin if they can go around back to see it. It’s funny how all those folks complaining are now marveling.

In the same way that folks, including me, were wondering about Colin and Billie, I think we all are also guilty of frequently asking, “What the heck is God doing?” I think we often look around this world and aren’t very pleased. We may ask, “God, why do you let such things happen?” “God, why have you created a world like this?” (As if we could do a better job.) “God, why do you allow disease, war and pestilence?” “God, why do you let these things happen to me?” Perhaps God has a design, a plan in mind just like Colin and Billie did. Perhaps that plan is more beautiful than we can imagine. Perhaps we should question less and appreciate more, trusting that God knows what the heck He is doing!

Prayers: Prayers of thanks that Mr. Jinxy’s wife is doing better and that the cause of some of the physical things she was suffering isn’t as dangerous as was expected. Continuing prayers for all of our brothers and any thing that they may be dealing with at this time.

Punch in the face

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom)
PAX: Crawdad (Robbi Dickens), Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Dung Beetle, Veggie (Rylen Huddy), Jumbo(Carter Dickens), CRISPR, Pac-man, Doubtfire (Nick Bond), Pusher, High Heels
FNGs: None
COUNT: 11
WARMUP: Coach Dunn stretch and life advice, SSH x 20, cherry pickers, arms , slow mosey round the parking lot .
THE THANG:
when you go to jail, your best bet to get credibility is to punch the biggest guy in the prison work yard right in the face on your first day…. The Q did this to the pax right from the start…
– Base of baby cardiac hill 5 burpees – run to top of hill and do 20 merkins – R&R 4 times
– Run from baby cardiac to base of big cardiac hill and grab rock. 20 Curls – 20 thrusters- 20 goblet squats – then run back up hill to 2nd switchback and return to bottom-R&R 3 times
– Run via the long way to cloud / playground 10 box jumps – then run to picnic tables for 10 picnic table pull ups – R&R 4 times
– Run to base of Route 66 and do ab work at every other light pole on the way up the hill. 10 big boys – 10 flutter kicks – 10 reverse pickle pounders – stop at top of hill for 10 count
– Run back to base of baby cardiac hill- the metaphor was the alpha and the omega the beginning and the end so finished with five Burpee’s run the hill with 20 merkins on top.

MARY:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

COT: the Q gave a personal story about never taking for granted the ones you love. although you kinda had to be there to get the story… the q shared that for years, he thought that the toothbrush top on his sonicare toothbrush never got dirty because of the vibration and technology, and that unbeknownst to him his wife had been going behind his back and every three months of switching out the toothbrush attachment to keep it clean. he thought it was like magic and it just stayed clean automatically and he was grateful when he found out that she had been doing this for all those years. never take them for granted always share your love.

Every Man Lives…

AO: asylum-daybreak
Q: Crash Dummy
PAX: Drum Major, Mr Jinxy, CRISPR, Lizzy, Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Ike, Kung Blue, F3 Pluto ( Hugh Nystrom), Farley, Dain Bramage (Will Olson), Power Supply, Almond Joy
FNGs: None
COUNT: 13
WARMUP: Motivators – 5, Cherry Pickers – 10, Tempo Squats – 10, Baby Arm Circles FWD – 10, BKWD – 10. Stretching. Running the perimeter of the parking lot x2.

THE THANG: 1st POC: Path to Pavillion. Pick up a rock. Tempo bicep curls (negatives) – 10 reps x3. Alternate to tempo triceps extensions x3
2nd POC: Pavillion. Everything in cadence. X3. Bench Pullups – 10 reps. Dips – 15-20 reps.
3rd POC: Run to the Caribbean parking lot. Battle buddy. Wheel Barrell ½ way down. Switch. Bear Crawls and lunge walks to the end.
4th POC: Bros Bowl. Run to the top. 25 Decline Merkins. Run to the bottom. 25 Big Boys. Run to the top. 25 Incline Merkins. Run to the bottom. 50 LBCs.
5th POC: Run to the rocks at Pickett’s Charge. Grab a rock. Tempo Goblet Squats 20 Reps. Rock Swings 25 reps. Devil’s Press. 10 reps each hand.
6th POC: Coliseum to allow our two (2) Downrangers (Power Supply & Almond Joy) to get a mighty fine view of the best AO in America!

MARY: None

ANNOUNCEMENTS: Marine Corp Mud run on 9/27/25 – Maryville, TN.

COT: Confucius — ‘We have two lives, and the second begins when we realize we only have one.’

Little bit of this and a little bit of that

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Mouthwash
PAX: Blindside, Madoff, Mouthwash, Ribbed (Joshua Sagraves), Smithers, Snowbird, Swimmies (Nathan Chesney)
FNGs: None
COUNT: 7
WARMUP: ssh, rockettes, tempo squats, tempo merkins, windmills.

THE THANG:

Splashpad — 5 minute complex
– minute 1 – reverse lunges
– Minute 2 – reverse lunges + squat
– Minute 3 – reverse lunges + squat + inchworm
– Minute 4 — reverse lunges + squat + inchworm + merkin
– Minute 5 — reverse lunges + squat + inchworm + merkin + shoulder taps

Upper lot — sprints to Stonehenge
– 25%, 50%, 75%, 100%, 100%, 75%, 50%, 25% Bernie

Bathhouse — 7’s
– pull-ups and v-ups

Rockpile — 5 rounds of 10’s
– oh press, tri press, curls, rows

MARY:

Captain Thor’s to 5 and flutter kicks

ANNOUNCEMENTS: project tomorrow morning and dad camp

COT:

A very simple verse today but one I’ve seen proven true over and over in people’s lives. Proverbs 13:21 — “disaster pursues sinners, but the righteous are rewarded with good.” Think about that… disaster pursues sinners. Sin is not our friend, it’s our enemy. It’s deceptive. We think we get away with it when it’s in secret, and yet it always comes back to disaster in our lives. It never leads to the good things it promises. This is why Christ came. 1 Peter 2… “He committed no sin… He himself bore our sins in his body on the tree, that we might die to sin and live to righteousness.” The good news is we can be forgiven of our sin and set free from obeying it. We can bring it to the light, without fear of judgment, since it’s already been punished on Jesus. We can avert the disaster that follows sin and enjoy that “the righteous are rewarded with good”, not because we are righteous in ourselves but because Christ gives us his righteousness. I want to live in the good of this today. I’m praying for each one of you this morning that you would enjoy this as well.

Spooooooky Workout

AO: the-equalizer
Q: Cheney
PAX: Bookman, Stripped, Snitch (Cory Beilharz ), Ribbed (Joshua Sagraves), Swimmies (Nathan Chesney), Snowbird, Madoff, Cheney
FNGs: None
COUNT: 8
WARMUP: Cherry Pickers, Grady Corns and TN Rocking Chairs

THE THANG:
Circuit 1: Serial Killer’s Corner
– Leg Lifts: 20 reps
– Merkins: 20 reps
– Plank Jacks: 40 reps
– LBCs: 40 reps
(Repeat)
Circuit 2: Spiders’ Bathhouse
– Squats: 20 reps
– Lunges: 20 reps per leg
– Wall Sits: 40 seconds
– Calf Raises: 40 reps
(Repeat)
Circuit 3: Stonehenge Crypt
– Incline Push-ups: 20 reps
– Step Ups: 20 reps
– Plank Holds: 40 seconds
– Bear Crawls: Once around stonehenge
(Repeat)
Circuit 4: Hypodermic Hill
– CDDs: 20 reps
– Gas Pumpers: 20 reps
– Shoulder Taps: 40 reps
– BBSs: 40 reps
(Repeat)

MARY: None

ANNOUNCEMENTS: One Knox this weekend and Flag Handoff at dogpound coming next month

COT: Vulnerability feeds Trust


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