F3 Knoxville

Forgot plans, chalk and cups, but didn’t forget to burn calories

THE SCENE: Checkerboard clouds above, cold but not too cold. Pretty ideal for this workout.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSHx20, 10 merks, 5 cobra Kais, 5 cherry pickers. Mosey around Course to explain exercises since I left chalk at home.
THA-THANG:
The Equalizing “kinda hard stuff but not really that hard unless you are out of shape and if you are out of shape it is good for you to do it because fitness is fun and why else would morons like us be up at 5:30am doing stuff in the darkness of a park that is not illegal” Obstacle Course. The obstacles are……

  • 5 burpees
  • 10 pull ups
  • Short chop steps around 11 cones
  • Line drills quick feet
  • 20 Merkins
  • duck walk 4 corners
  • The “didn’t we do this stupid thing before” climb on the “snake” railing
  • 20 BBS
  • Bear crawl up walkway
  • 20 dips
  • 20 rows under the picnic table
  •  20 pickle pounders
  • 20 flutter kicks

Repeat as many rounds as possible till time is up

MARY:
20 box cutters, Peter Parkers, times up!

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
14
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Be fun. Do fun stuff with your kids and your family.  We can sometimes get wrapped up in work, every day stressors of life, or even ourselves and forget to have some fun time with our loved ones. It doesn’t just have to be on the weekend. Take some time this week to do something fun with your kids that you normally wouldn’t. Play a game, wrestle, play 20 questions.
MOLESKIN:
Several prayer requests, good fellowship afterwards with some coffee even though I forgot cups.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
La-z-boys coffee, orange Ts coming soon

BBQ

THE SCENE: Mornin time – dark
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

No
THAng 

  • Speed ruck 3 miles stopping 3 times for 20 n 20
  • Sand bag carry lovers lane twice
  • Pull ups , big boys , lunges
  • are
  • handy.

MARY:
Insert information about any additional post-THANG work (if applicable).
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Insert the WORD here.
MOLESKIN:
Insert any personal comments, notes, devotion content, etc.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Hey Buddy at the Equalizer

THE SCENE: Not hot , not cold , but the air was a bit stagnant
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSHx10 ic

run a lap stopping at the corners for ascending burpuess 1-5  and stopping once for some crowd pleasers at the road. Aka monkey Humperdinck 10 ic
THA-THANG:
Hey Buddy !!

  • Partner up . Each partner runs the loop in opposite direction. Every time they meet up they do the said exercise .pyramid Scheme, adding exercises and then dropping the first exercise after the 5th lap
  • 20 reps of each exercise

    Lap1- Merkins

    Lap2-Merkins, Big boys

    Lap3 -merkins, BBS, Peter Parker’s (4ct)

    Lap 4 -Merks, BBS, Peter Parker’s , monkey humpers

    Lap 5 -merks, BBS, Peter Parker’s, monkey humpers, burpees

    Lap 6- BBS, Peter Parker’s, monkey humpers , burpees

    Lap 7- Peter Parker’s , monkey humpers, burpees

    Lap 8 -monkey humpers , burpees

    Lap 9- burpees

    Lap 10- victory lap !

    mosey to the field

  • 4- 50-75% good form 100 yard sprints

MARY:
Star gazers x 10 ic

flutters x20 ic

30 gas pumps OYO
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
10 pax
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
You therefore must be perfect , as your Heavenly Father is perfect
MOLESKIN:
The Bible verse above popped up as my nightly verse. I read it and immediately thought …how can I be perfect like god ? Impossible !! It’s a common verse but took me by surprise. I opened the verse to read the rest of the chapter. Love your enemies and pray for those that prosecute you. This world is full of hate and we need to turn that around for the good. What a better way to do it , than with F3 and the positive impact it has had in Knoxville.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

“Moist” at the Dog Pound

THE SCENE: “Moist”

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

10 Penalty Burpees (compliments of La-Z-Boy)

SSH x 20

LBAC x 20

Moroccan Nightclub x 20

Rockettes x 10

THA-THANG:
Mosey over to docks.

Ascending Curb Crawl

  • Feet on curb, do one derkin.
  • Bear Crawl across road to other curb
  • Do two derkins.
  • Bear Crawl back across road.
  • Etc… until 10 derkins.
  • Do it all over again with Lunges and Squats

7 of Diamonds

  • 4 corners around small loop
  • 1st lap = 7 burpees at each corner
  • 2nd lap = 14 flutter kicks (4 ct) at each corner
  • 3rd lap = 21 merkins at each corner
  • 4th lap = 28 squats at each corner
  • Started descending back down until out of time

Indian Run back to AO.

MARY:

Never Cross Dolly x 20

Some leg kicks x 10 each leg

Captain Thor x 4

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

2 Corinthians 12:15 — “I will most gladly spend and be spent for your souls.”

It’s good and right to spend ourselves to serve others.  To use our talents, gifts, energy, strength… to serve others and lay down our lives is why all those things were given to us.    We were not given those gifts to serve ourselves or exalt ourselves.  What a joy it is to be able to lay down our lives for —  our wife, children, employer, employees, family members, etc… What we have today is to be used for the good of others and not ourselves.

Asylum Q = 1 : Elevation Patch = 0

THE SCENE: 46 and Clear
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH x 30, Baby Arm circles forward and back x 10

THA-THANG:
Grab a partner and a CMU

Round 1  – Mosey to the top to the Pathway just past Everest, One partner goes down one side of the hill with the other goes down the opposite side.  When at the bottom run back to the top and do 2 partner mericans, repeat until you reach 8 partner mericans

Round 2, Same as round one except one partner carries CMU up the hill(Everest site)  4 trips up the hill with 5, 10, 15 and 20 4 cnt LBC,  if your partner is not up the hill when you are done with LBC’s burpees while you wait.

Return back to AO the quick way(up Everest), trade of CMU with partner half way up.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
24 PAX
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Do the right thing, Love your neighbor like yourself and don’t ignore Bunny on group me(or we will take CMU’s to Everest)