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The Equalizer – New AOQ Edition

THE SCENE: 40ish. Pleasant

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH IC | Windmills IC
  • Grady Corns IC | Rockettes IC

THA-THANG:

Partner up & alternate AMRAP of the exercise with running to the next station and back. Teams advance when both partners have done all three exercises.

Station 1 – Boat parking/Playground Light Pole

  • Burpees
  • Lunges
  • BBS

Station 2 – Light pole at top of bermuda/crosswalk

  • Hand Release Merks
  • Squats
  • Hello Dolly

Station 3 – Light pole at top of curvy parking

  • Dry Docks
  • Bridge
  • Flutter Kicks

Station 4 – Stonehenge light pole

  • Shoulder Taps
  • Step Ups
  • Imperial Walkers

Station 5 – Top of the world light pole

  • Diamond Merks
  • SSH
  • Box Cutters

MARY:

  • Australian Snow Angels
  • Hello Dolly

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM: 

Mark 2:1-5 — When Jesus returned to Capernaum several days later, the news spread quickly that he was back home. Soon the house where he was staying was so packed with visitors that there was no more room, even outside the door. While he was preaching God’s word to them, four men arrived carrying a paralyzed man on a mat. They couldn’t bring him to Jesus because of the crowd, so they dug a hole through the roof above his head. Then they lowered the man on his mat, right down in front of Jesus. Seeing their faith, Jesus said to the paralyzed man, “My child, your sins are forgiven.”

Who can you count on to carry your mat? Are you surrounding yourself with the kind of people you can count on, when the chips are down, when the odds are not in your favor, to put you on their shoulders and carry you to Jesus.

ANNOUNCEMENTS: CSAUP, Convergence, Q Calendar

PRAYER

Q2– Pre-Easter at the Equalizer

THE SCENE: 51 degrees out
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH*25

Rockettes *10

Cherry pickers *5

Grady corns *15

Baby arm circles *10

Reverse baby arm circles *10

Tempo squats *10

THA-THANG:

 Mosey to Bermuda Triangle—

Lunges between wide Merkins, Carolina dry docks, Merkins 20, 15, 10

 Mosey a lap

Shoulder taps and hanging v ups. 11s

Rows, Overhead press, curls with a rock *20

10 squats with a rock

Mosey a lap

5 pull ups

Mosey a lap

MARY:

Imperial walkers 4*20

Squats *10

Mountain Climbers *15

Sumo squats *10

Flutter kicks 4*10

LBCs 4*10

Star gazers/stretch 1  min

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 fine gentlemen

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
With Easter upcoming where we celebrate life, death, and resurrection of Jesus Christ, we naturally ask: Who is Jesus?  What is He like?

He is never “too cool” for anyone.  He approached lepers. He played with children.  He talked with Samaritan women. He showed compassion to tax collectors, beggars, thieves, and widows. He noticed people that were mourning, sick, frightened, and having financial troubles. He saw people as they were, loved them, and also saw what they could become. He stood up for outcasts, for the publicly shamed.

Yet with His radical inclusivity He never condoned unrighteousness, even a little. He taught hard truths, truths that are still hard—both to swallow and to live.  He taught “except ye shall keep my commandments . . . ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven.”  He taught that not only should we not kill, we shouldn’t be angry with or say unkind things to or about each other, and instead actively work to reconcile our differences.  He taught we should actively try to keep our thoughts morally clean, not just have chaste and virtuous behavior. He taught that when we do something good, we should try to do it privately and not seek praise for our good actions.

The great news of Easter is that if you feel you have a ways to go to meet these divine expectations, Jesus really did die and really does live again, and because of Him we can receive all the help we need to close that gap.  What a reason to celebrate!

Slap your wife’s ass

THE SCENE: Perfect F3 wearher
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH
  • Cherry pickers @ Dog# speed
  • Imperial walkers

THA-THANG:

Mosey to the base of Matterhorn

20 of each at the bottom

  • LBC
  • Rev crunch
  • Heels to heaven
  • Dead bug
  • BBS with twist

Mosey to pull up bars

  • 5 pull ups
  • 20 merkins

Rinse and repeat

At completion mosey back to the AO
MARY:
Hello Dollys
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
As the title says, go home and smack your wife’s ass. While this may also get you a smack in the face, the point is to make your wife know you still want her. I don’t know your wife’s love language, I know my wife’s isn’t to be smacked on her ass.  But we as men fall into a cycle of work, parenting, rest, do it again. A lot of marriages end up as cohabitation, coparenting, roommate type relationships, and that’s not what God wants for us. He wants us to have a passion for our wife’s. He wants us to love them, desire them, and want them intimately. We all had to work to win the women we married, so go home and remind them of that, remind them that you still desire them and love them.

If you do chose to randomly go home and smack your wife’s ass, let us know how that worked out. You never know unless you try.
MOLESKIN:

We seem to be missing a lot of brothers at the Dog# lately. I know we’re all busy and have a ton of other things going on, but let’s get back in the gloom. Also shout out to Cowboy who was downrange from Nashville

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Prayers for daughters going through some medical issues and other struggles. Prayers for girl dads as we raise these young women to hopefully see what love and marriage looks like. PS they watch how we treat our wives.   Prayers for our PAC who were MIA.

Fooled Again

THE SCENE: Breezy.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH, Windmills, Rockettes, Grady Corns
THA-THANG:

Bermuda Triangle

  • 20 BBS, bear crawl up, 20 VUps, crawl bear down, 20 imperial walkers, mosey back to the start
  • Two more rounds, halving the reps each time
  • 20 Squats, lunge up, 20 GA cheerleaders (in School Zone’s honor), lunge down, 20 burpees (a real crowd pleaser)
  • A round of 10
  • Mosey to splash pad for elevens: 10 step-ups or box jumps at the pad, 1 pull-up at the bathhouse, etc.
  • Fellowship Mosey™️ to the AO

MARY:
Cherry pickers
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
13 HIMs. Great crew. Great morning.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

Thankfulness.

MOLESKIN:
Normally our fellow park goers appear more interested in misdemeanor possession than grand larceny, but many PAX returned to find their keys missing. We will not comment further as the investigation is ongoing.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
April 15 — Show up for a great day to celebrate The Equalizer ⚖️  and the passing of the flag to Ribbed, a true HIM.

2.0 workout at the Equalizer

THE SCENE: 49 and cool
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
10 SSH

10 toe touches

5 Cherry pickers

THA-THANG:
Insert information about the workout.

  • Mosey over to the tennis court
  • 4 corners descending at each corner as you run in-between from 20, 15, 10 , 5
    • SSH
    • squats
    • hand release merkins (modified to 5,4,3,2,1)
  • Mosey to the field for some kick ball
    • kids verse Dad
      • for each out the kids have to do 10 SSH
      • For each point dads have to do 5 Burpee’s
    • after a bunch of points and outs we mosey back to the Tennis courts
  • 4 corners descending at each corner as you run in-between from 20, 15, 10 , 5
    • SSH
    • squats (backwards walk between corners)
    • hand release merkins (modified to 5,4,3,2,1)
  • Mosey to the field for the second half of kick ball
    • kids verse Dad
      • for each out the kids have to do 10 SSH
      • For each point dads have to do 5 Burpee’s
    • after a bunch of points and outs we mosey back to the Tennis courts
  • Moving to the AO

MARY:
None

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
For God so loved the world,[a] that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.MOLESKIN: