F3 Knoxville

Rainy day High School work out

THE SCENE: light rain and 50s
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER performed as advised
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • jumping jacks (IC)
  • Moroccan night club (IC)
  • Cherry pickers
  • 10 merkin on own
  • downward and upward dog

THA-THANG:

Mosey to high school front door
The thing
  1. 11s – jump-ups and big boys
  • 10 lateral shuffle
  • 20 squats
  • 30 high knees
Then run around the circle parking lot.
  • 40 mountain climbers
  • 50 push-ups
  • 60 sec. plank
sprint to second light post
Repeat the entire sequence of #2
3. modified Blimps:
  • 5 burpees
  • 10 lunge each leg,
  • 15 imperial walker stop and run the hill and back.
Sprint to second light post
  • 20 merkins,
  • 25 plank jacks,
  • 30 squats
Sprint to second light post. repeat just the second half (starting with Merkins)
Mosey back to AO. no time for Mary.

MARY:
no time
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
contempt. talked about how anger plus disgust gets you to contempt and how that can lead to dehumanization.
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

Danger Zone at the Project

THE SCENE: A blisteringly hot day with scorching sand, glistening tans, and government issued Ray-Bans…perfect for beach volleyball “with the boys”! …or it was just dark and 42 degrees. You pick.

F3 WELCOME & DISLCLAIMER: Roger that, Ghost Rider.

WARM-O-RAMA:
An assortment of Project classics that included the following:

  • SSH x 15
  • Willy Mays Hays x10
  • Tempo Squat x5
  • Knoxville Cherry Pickers x5
  • Forward LBACs x10
  • Reverse LBACs x10
  • Moroccan Night Clubs to the beat of 10
  • Chattanooga Cherry Pickers® x10
  • Up-tempo SSH x15
  • 25 Merkins OYO (for KickFlip Stuff™)
  • Mosey for touch and go at the fountain for 25 more Merkins – OYO
  • Mosey to the Thang!

“Let’s turn and burn!”

THA-THANG:
Pax formed a circle with CMUs around the speaker blaring the Top Gun Soundtrack.

Pax performed a slightly modified “Top Gun” routine – 10 reps each of 5 coupon exercises for 10 minutes. The 5 coupon exercises are repeated for the entire 10 minutes. The Danger Zone happens every 2 minutes when PAX drops coupon and perform 3 Burpees, then pick up where they left off on the coupon exercises. The “Top Gun Motion Picture Soundtrack” only moderately numbed the pain.

    • Round One: Curls, Rows, CMU Swings, OH Press, Squats, rinse and repeat for 10 minutes with 3 burpees every 2 minutes
      • Mosey a lap around the lot
    • Heavy Hammers, Heavy Freddies, Heavy Crunches, Heavy Dollies, Heavy Flutters, rinse and repeat for another 10 minutes with 3 burpees every 2 minutes
      • Mosey a lap around the lot

Pax then performed 25 more merkins and a 2 minute plank

RTB
KickFlip had “a need….for speed!” and called jailbreak when “Danger Zone” played. No one could resist.

Total for Push, Pull, Plank Challange:

  • 75 merkins + 30 burpees = 105
  • 2 minute plank complete
  • 0 pullups

MARY:
Pax arrived at base at exactly 06:15. We fly by the seat of our pants. No time for Mary.

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

The Real Danger Zone is not getting enough rest.

YHC recently took a test for a couaching group and found out he is high on “restlessness.” I realized how much I struggled on vacation; always looking to the next thing, irritable when we’re not accomplishing something. I have a hard time actually resting.

Alex Soojung-Kim Pang, in his book Rest says, “I argue that we misunderstand the relationship between work and rest. Work and rest are not polar opposites. Rest is not work’s adversary. Rest is work’s partner. They complement and complete each other.”

When we work out, we’re not building muscle. It’s the rest and sleep that are VERY important to the process. This is where the building of muscle actually happens. 

Pang continues, “Further, you cannot work well without resting well. Some of history’s most creative people, people whose achievements in art and science and literature are legendary, took rest very seriously. They found that in order to realize their ambitions, to do the kind of work they wanted to, they needed rest. The right kinds of rest would restore their energy while allowing their muse, that mysterious part of their minds that helps drive the creative process, to keep going.”

  • Albert Einstein’s day dreaming and mind experiments led to the Theory of Relativity. They came when he stopped overworking the math.
  • Winston Churchill took naps every day – pajamas and all.
  • In seminary, I would work hard on gathering information and forming the structure of my paper. I would then take a nap and wake up with how it all ties togetyer. This is very often true for my sermons each week as well.

Psalm 127:1-2
Unless the Lord builds the house,
    those who build it labor in vain.
the Lord guards the city,
    the guard keeps watch in vain.

It is in vain that you rise up early
    and go late to rest,
eating the bread of anxious toil;
    for he gives sleep to his beloved.

It takes a certain amount of FAITH to REST.
Are you trusting the Lord enough to rest?
Are you caring for your work and family with rest?
Are you caring for your mind, body, spirit with rest?

MOLESKIN:

  • YHC: “If you’re going to watch Top Gun, you have to endure the volleyball scene.” Mathlete: “What do you mean ‘ENDURE’?!”
  • Three-Peet momentarily saw his spirit leaving him during heavy crunches and “Memories”. (Goooose!)
  • Extra Top Gun points to Tuba for pulling out the aviators for COT

Workout Soundtrack:

  • “Top Gun Anthem” by Harold Faltermeyer
  • “Danger Zone” by Kenny Loggins
  • “Playing with the Boys” by Kenny Loggins (sufficiently endured)
  • “You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling” by The Righteous Brothers
  • “Great Balls of Fire” by Jerry Lee Lewis (“Hey Goose, you big stuuuud!”)
  • “Mighty Wings” by Cheap Trick
  • “Memories” by Harold Faltermeyer (Goooooooose!!!)
  • “(Sittin’ On) the Dock of the Bay” by Otis Redding
  • “Lead Me On” by Teena Marie (I admit… this was a bad choice. My bad, guys.)
  • “Danger Zone” by Kenny Loggins

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  1. New AO “Rampart” (Kingston) OTBs THIS Saturday as well as 4/9 & 4/23 at 7AM
  2. No Family Workout Sat Apr 2
  3. Check Slack channel @TheProject for details on Family Camping April 1-3 (1 more camp site available – BEST ONE!) OR hiking Devil’s Racetrack on Sat, Apr 2
  4. Planning for 1st Project CSAUP May 6 – see Slack channel for signup and details on Google Doc

Good example

THE SCENE: a little windy, around 40 degrees at the Project
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

15 SSH, 15 Mountain climbers, 10 tempo merkins, 10 tempo squats, 15 Imperial walkers
THA-THANG:
Mosey to the recruitment center and grab a block. Head to the theater stairs. Perform each exercise twice, running up the stairs after each set.

  • 25 merkins
  • 25 over head presses
  • 25 curls
  • 25 rows
  • 25 squats
  • 25 lunges
  • 25 heavy flutter kicks
  • 25 heavy LBCs

Bonus merkins at the end. Head back to the storage area and knock out 10 blockees. Head back to the flag.

MARY:
15 Freddie Mercury, 15 heels to Heaven, 15 flutter kicks, 15 prone rows
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 crushed that workout this morning!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
So when He had washed their feet, and taken His garments and reclined at the table again, He said to them, “Do you know what I have done to you? You call Me Teacher and Lord; and you are right, for so I am. If I then, the Lord and the Teacher, washed your feet, you also ought to wash one another’s feet. For I gave you an example that you also should do as I did to you. Truly, truly, I say to you, a slave is not greater than his master, nor is one who is sent greater than the one who sent him.-John 13:12‭-‬16 NASB1995

Jesus’ example here shows us the importance of humility and serving others. Despite Jesus being God in the flesh, He still served others, showing us the true love we should have for our fellow man. We are to lead by serving just as Jesus did.

MOLESKIN:
Always a pleasure to lead at the Project. Nice prerunning this morning too!

BoBBit’s Baseball Beatdown

THE SCENE:
8 HIMs (including 1 FNG) relishing in the refreshing spring-like 59 degrees that tantalized the imagination with anticipation for the exhilarating scent of blooming flowers, baseball, and cut grass. I can FEEL it!

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
Rendered dutifully.

WARM-O-RAMA:

QIC served an assortment of the following:

  • SSH (x15)
  • Willy Mays Hays (OYO)
  • Tempo Squats (x10)
  • Tempo Merkins (x10)
  • Grady Corn
  • Chattanooga Cherry Pickers ®
  • LBAC Forward
  • LBAC Back
  • Cherry Pickers of the Knoxville variety (x5)
  • SSH (x10)

Let’s mosey!

THA-THANG:
Spring is in the air and just around the corner which means so is MLB Spring Training (first games begin Feb 24!!! Go Cubbies!). Time to get in shape for baseball season (…or maybe just hotdog and beverage curls)! PAX partnered up and grabbed CMUs to head to the semi-(meaning not so much)-symmetrical diamond in the mall parking lot. Each pair took a base. Completed 30 reps of the of the first exercises below and traveled to the next base. When HIMs complete 4 bases and 4 travels, they score one run and are to take a victory lap around the parking lot. Rinse and repeat completing 30 reps of the second exercise. Exercises were as follows…

  • First Base – Single Arm Rows and Heavy Squats | Travel = Heavy Lunges
  • Second Base – Heavy BBS and CMU Swings | Travel = Riffle Carry
  • Third Base – Merkins and Derkins | Travel = Farmer Carry
  • Home – Curls and OH Press | Travel = Block Bear
  • Victory lap.
  • Repeat.

Mosey to the flag.

Bonus: Bobbitt’s Baseball Beatdown Playlist…

  • “The Boys Are Back In Town” – Thin Lizzy
  • “Centerfield” – John Fogerty
  • “Saturday in the Park” – Chicago
  • “My Oh My” – Maclemore & Ryan Lewis
  • “Green Onions” – Booker T. & the M.G.’s (Sandlot anyone?)
  • “Fortunate Son” – Credence Clearwater Revival
  • “(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction” – The Rolling Stones (not played for time)
  • “Start Me Up” – The Rolling Stones (not played for time)

MARY:
No time for Mary …to the dismay of Mary, Tuba, and YHC (YHC owes doubly in promised Prone Rows).

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
YHC has been reading a book called The Second Mountain by David Brooks (NYT columnist). In it, he talks about many people who had reached the peak of what we would call success and were surprisingly not satisfied. When we look at the most successful in our culture, there is rampant drug and alcohol use as well as broken relationships that reveal people’s dissatisfaction. He goes on to describe people who had descended what he called the first mountain and began ascending a second mountain with different values. This mountain is about losing one’s self in serving others. He notes that people on this mountain of life were achieving real happiness in their lives.

It is not hard to see the Christ-like example in this concept.

In Philippians 2:3-4 (ESV), Paul says, “Do nothing from rivalry or conceit, but in humility count others more significant than yourselves. Let each of you look not only to his own interests, but also to the interests of others.”

In the TV series Band of Brothers, Major Dick Winters comments that it wasn’t hatred that caused most men to fight, but love; love for their brothers, love for their families back home, love for their country. While YHC was unable to find the direct quote, Stephen Ambrose picks up this theme. He says, “They found in combat the closest brotherhood they ever knew. They found selflessness. They found they could love the other guy in their foxhole more than themselves. They found that in war, men who loved life would give their lives for them” (Ambrose, Band of Brothers: E Company, 506th Regiment, 101st Airborne from Normandy to Hitler’s Eagle’s Nest). In war, when these men found themselves in an incredibly difficult and demanding situation, they found the peak of human achievement: self-sacrificial love.

Abraham Maslow’s hierarchy of needs, which progresses from physiological needs, safety, Wi-Fi, love and belonging, Starbucks, and esteem, culminates with “self-actualization” and ultimately does not reach far enough. YHC would like to suggest that self-transcendence, getting beyond oneself, is the true pinnacle of human achievement.

What does this mean?

Examine your “why”. Why do you get up in the morning to post at F3? YHC admittedly started to feel good about what he saw in the mirror for once. Then to impress his M. Only recently has it occurred to YHC to get better in order to better serve the people around us. This comes down to even naming the people we care for as we take another step, do another rep. To whom will you dedicate your next burpee? It’s not about you anymore.

MOLESKIN:
We’re excited to welcome our newest FNG, Cross-Check! YHC is overcome with jealousy for such a cool name. We were also excited that Booster came over to join us! Coffeteria was enjoyed afterward. Mathlete passed out helpful cards to track the KickFlip challenge. See him to get yours. Fun was had by all!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • CSAUP @ Asylum Feb 26 (See Slack for details and to register)
  • Family Workout March 5 @ The Project (9am? …I think. See Slack for details.)
  • OTB Runs M/W/F (See Slack for details)
  • Sign Up to Q! (See Slack for…you get it.)

Spiraling Up

THE SCENE: Balmy 34, clear and still
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Squats
  • Gradey Corns (OH+Seal claps)
  • Merkins
  • Mountain climbers
  • Hairy Rockettes

THA-THANG:

  • Mosey to the pool wall – 10 wall ups
  • Mosey to the playground – max pull ups
  • Mosey to amphitheater – 10 box jumps
  • Mosey to recruiting center
    • Stations – 1 minute, then rotate, 2 full cycles
      • Black Betty – Dead lift and Rows
      • Dumb Bells – curl and overhead press
      • Dumb bells – chest and lunges
      • Tire flip
      • Sledge tire
      • Tire throw
      • Slam ball – Slam and High throw
      • Plank makers (man makers without merkin)
      • Heavy Big Boys
      • Heavy Flutter Kicks

MARY:
Made it back to the flag at 6:15 sharp
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
As part of Kickflip’s challenge, we are reading through the Q source week by week. This week we read about Getting Right. As I reflected on the reading, it seemed to me that the process it describes seems too linear. Rather than getting yourself totally right, then solving the fitness problem, then the fellowship problem, and finally the faith problem, my experience has been that this is the right order, but they repeat. By seeking God, I see that I am not right, so I work on getting right. As I progress in this, it bears fruit in my fitness, fellowship and faith. But then, as my relationship with God improves, further un-rightness is revealed, and I have no choice but to begin the cycle again. So, rather than thinking of a linear process of incrementally getting myself all worked out and perfect, it seems more like a spiral upward, with circuits of getting right, and working on my fitness, fellowship, and faith. Each cycle translates me further onward, but while some aspect of my life might appear to be in good shape at this moment, further growth will be demanded.

Matthew 12:43-45 – 43 “When an impure spirit comes out of a person, it goes through arid places seeking rest and does not find it. 44 Then it says, ‘I will return to the house I left.’ When it arrives, it finds the house unoccupied, swept clean and put in order. 45 Then it goes and takes with it seven other spirits more wicked than itself, and they go in and live there. And the final condition of that person is worse than the first. That is how it will be with this wicked generation.”

I heard an interpretation of this parable that seemed to fit with this idea. If you go through the effort of getting yourself right (getting an impure spirit out, you might say), you have to be careful not to leave that space empty, but you need to fill it with a family. Otherwise, that unclean spirit will move back in with a few extra friends, and you’ll find yourself worse off than you were. That’s why we need the full cycle, we begin by putting out the unclean spirit, but then we need to immediately begin refilling that space through fitness, fellowship, and faith.
MOLESKIN:
Next time I will pull together a princess playlist!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Family workout is GO for Saturday, 9 am at the normal AO. Check out the opportunity for giving that Judge posted on the main page in Slack (also linked on the project page).