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The Fabio

THE SCENE:25 and chilly

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

WARM-O-RAMA:

  • SSH x 20
  • Imperial squat walkers x10
  • Baby Arm circles forward x 10
  • Baby Arm circles backward x 10
  • Hand claps x10

THA-THANG:

  • Stop 1 – 5 Block-ees
  • Run to stop 2 and do 5 curls and 5 rows
  • Stop 2 – add 10 Hand Release Mericans (decline or incline)
  • Run to stop 2 and do 5 curls and 5 rows
  • Reverse up cardiac and do 5 curls and 5 rows at frist turn
  • Run to stop 3, 5 curls and 5 rows
  • Stop 3 – add 10 CMU squat press
  • Ruto to stop 4, 5 curls and 5 rows
  • Stop 4 – add 20 CMU flutter kicks (4 count)
  • Run to stop 5, 5 curls and 5 rows
  • Stop 5 – add 25 Bunny hops
  • Run to stop 6, 5 curls and 5 rows
  • Stop 6 – remove blockees
  • Stop 7 – remove Mericans
  • Stop 8 – remove squat press
  • Stop 9 – remove flutter kicks
  • Stop 10 – Finish with 25 bunny hops
Totals:
2 kilometers (sorry Kentucky tracked the distance)
25 Block-ees
50 Hand release Mericans
55 CMU Squat press
100 CMU flutter kicks
150 Bunny hops
35ish CMU Curls and Rows
Roxanne
Hold Al gore, when your hear Roxanne drop and do a Merican, when you hear red light do a “squat jump”
@Carney “Roxanne” is uttered 27 times and the words “Red Light” are uttered 26 times

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COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
16 PAX
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

“Integrity”
When faced with a difficult situation ask what is the right thing to do, then do it regardless of the consequences.
The godly walk with integrity; blessed are their children who follow them. Proverbs 20:7
Joyful are people of integrity, who follow the instructions of the LORD. Psalm 119:1
Special Thanks to Fabio who delivered 30 CMU’s to the Asylum

Deck the Asphalt

 

THE SCENE
34 and clear

Welcome & Disclaimer

 

THE THANG
COP
SSH 4ct x30 IC
Chinooks Squats 4ct x15 IC
Tempo Merkins 4ct x15 IC
Line up on curb
Rocky Balbos x20 IC
Merkins  x 4ct 10 IC
Rocky Balbos x20 IC
BAC Fwd x10 IC
BAC Bkwd x10 IC
Rocky Balbos x20 IC
One lap around the parking lot

Line up on the curb.

 

Deck the Asphalt
The deck of cards determines our destiny!
For all suits with a card value of 1-6 = Suicides based on the value of the card

  • Example: draw a number 4 card (4wo Cone touches): Run to Cone 1, back to Start, run to Cone 2 and back to start. run to Cone 3, back to Start, run to Cone 4, back to start. Done.

For the rest of the deck, perform the number of reps based on the value of the card according to the list below:

  • Hearts: Burpees
  • Spades: Squats
  • Clubs: 4ct Flutter Kicks
  • Diamonds: Merkins
  • Face Cards = 15 reps
  • Jokers = run to the top of the hill, perform 1 burpee and back to the curb.

Finishing deck results in: 85 Merkins, 85 Squats, 85 4ct Flutter Kicks, 85 Burpees, 20 suicides and 1 Hull Run in under 45 minutes.

 

COT
Number off and Name-O-Rama – 24 PAX

 

BOM
Golden Rule: Do to others as you would have them to do to you. (Matthew 7:12)
Golden Result: In general, people will treat you in the same manner that you treat them.

The importance of knowing the Golden Result is it reminds us that in many ways we are creating the world around us.  When it seems like everyone around us is “out to get us” that’s a cue to look inward and reflect on how you are relating to others.  As a HIM we seek to be men of impact, not men of excuses.

Today, be the type of person that changes the relational temperature of the room. Bring grace, humility and love where every you go and see if it is not returned back to you 10 fold.

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Cap’n Crunch

Alphabet Soup, Big Ball Style

THE SCENE: Balmy mid-70’s with LOTS of humidity!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x10 IC

Baby Arm Circles Forward x10 IC

Backers x10 IC

Little bit of this (Right arm across)

Little bit of that (Left arm across)

Hillbilly x10 IC

Little bit of this (Right arm stretch overhead)

Little bit of that (Left arm stretch overhead)

Michael Phelps

THA-THANG:
This morning, we decided to make sure we got ourselves in a full-body workout! We began our workout by moseying to the ledge of the amphitheater stage:

  • 15 single IC leg squats with right leg
  • 15 single IC leg squats with left leg
  • 15 incline merkins IC
  • Another set of single leg squats IC x 10
  • 10 incline merkins IC
  • Go up to handrails and as a group do 15 single count reverse pulls

Mosey over to the Church Street United Methodist back parking lot with the hill. We got in groups of 3 (2 groups had 4). One partner at the top and one parter at the bottom. Partner 3 is the runner that makes everyone rotate.

At the top, Partner 1 chooses 2 rocks that he can do a merkin with while partner 3 chooses a rock he can do squat-thrursts with.

For Time:

Partner 1 does merkins while gripping his rock, after each merkin he does a row with each arm

Partner 2 is at bottom of hill doing 10 squat thrusts with his rock then rotating to 10 mountain climbers

Partner 3 starts at bottom of the hill next to Partner 2. He’ll Bernie Sanders halfway up the hill, then run forward to Partner 1 at top of hill. Then, Partner 1 will run down hill, rinse and repeat

1 Minute Break

Continue exercise except this time Partner 1 will start with 5 Carolina Dry Docks at top of hill, then do 5 merkin rows with his rock. Partner 2 will just do squat thrusts. Partner 3 continues running.

Mosey over to top part of church parking lot near Henley Street Bridge. The PAX decided we wanted to get on the level of my almost one year old so we chose a medium-sized bolder and spelled the alphabet (all UPPERCASE) together, with each letter beginning at our belly button. Some of the PAX decided they wanted to spell their letter in italics, hieroglyphics, san script and Times New Roman…so I let them.

From our spelling bee, we moseyed back to the amphitheater where we did 10 more IC single leg squats then moseyed back to the AO for a little ab’s.

MARY:
15 IC Grinders, each side

25 Star Gazer LBC’s
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
23 PAX (including 2 FNG’s): Half Caff, Moana, Thread Count, Butterfly, Jenner, Petey, Cowbell, Careless, Casper, Soot, Abort, Guano, Quarantine, Uncle Rico, Duggar, Roto, The Voice, Bulldog, Bitcoin, Soup, Reverb (FNG), Beaker (FNG), Passport (QIC)
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
“Proximity breed empathy. Distance breeds suspicion.” Across our country and in our day-to-day lives, we use the words “Us” and “Them” a lot. An African-American pastor recently stated that saying in relationship to the racial divide in our country. But, I think this can be applied to many areas of our lives, not just race. Do we have a relationship with “those people” who look different from us, act different, in a different socio-economic class than us? Maybe you’re in a fraternity and look down on others who may not be in your “group.” Or, maybe it’s something like the LGBTQ community, that all you know about them is things you’ve seen at a distance but don’t actually know anything about them or anyone in the group.

My challenge to you is to ask “those people” who you’d otherwise not be in close relationship about their story. People love to talk about themselves. I think you’ll quickly begin to have empathy for them and be reminded of how we’re all created in the image of God. Reach out to someone who’s not like you and maybe you’ll see a side of empathy you didn’t know you had.

MOLESKIN:
The PAX pushed hard today! Mumblechatter was great and felt like everyone got a little bit better after this morning.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Make sure to get on GroupMe for announcements and updates. Abort mentioned about getting a Big Ball kickball team together and will get more info out to us.

Finish Strong and Keep it Moving

THE SCENE: Clear and Perfect for a beatdown
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Baby Arm Cicles Forward x10 IC, Side Straddle Hops x15 IC, Baby Arm Circles Backward x10 IC, Hillbillies x10 IC
THA-THANG:
2-line mosey at first section of Big Ball steps

  • 7’s (Merkins/American Hammer’s x4 count)

2-line mosey to TN Ampitheatre

  • 7’s Prison Box Jumps (hands interlocked behind head) and Rows

Partner up and form 2 line mosey beside your partner to road that runs between AO and The Tennesseean Hotel for DORAS.

  • DORAS (200 merkins/150 squats/ 100 Carolina dry docks/ 50 4 ct. flutter kicks)

Mosey to the benches at AO for 2 rounds of:

  • 25 dips OYO/10 box jumps OYO

MARY:
10 set (Ab exercise introduced by Plunger to the PAX)

Pickle Pounders x12 IC on 4 ct.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
22 PAX (0 FNG’s)
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Romans 12:11. Keep present in the day and finish the week with PASSION! We are the energizer for other’s batteries. Be the MAN! OWN IT!
MOLESKIN:

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
G-6 made PAX aware that Cheatsheet was speaking at Bible Club at West High this am and wanted us to keep that in mind.

Change of command

THE SCENE: 48* and perfect weather, SWAT team liked it too
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x15 IC
Merkins on 4 ct x15 IC
Hillbillys x15 IC
Cherry pickers x10 IC

THA-THANG:
Form two lines and mosey to amphitheater. Assemble at the stage and partner up.  Routine of 12s: Each partner does one merkin at the bottom of the stairs, runs to the top of the stairs and perform 11 WWII sit ups.  One partner holds the others ankles then flapjack.  Return to the bottom of the stairs, increasing merkins by one rep each time at the bottom and decreasing WWII sit ups at the top each time.

Jackrabbits perform merkins and planks on stage waiting for the 6 to finish.

Change of command ceremony with Steam handing off command to Abort.

Form back into lines, mosey toward lawn of WFP (after investigating the two dummies handcuffed to the rails). Assemble on the sidewalk at the southside of the lawn.  Next routine is Route 66 – start with 1 rep of named exercise, run to the next light pole along the sidewalk and increase rep count by until reaching 11 reps at the top of the hill at the entrance to world’s fair park.

First iteration of Route 66 with 8 count bodybuilders.  This got a few poopy faces among the PAX.  Jackrabbits return to the start of the routine for ab work while waiting for the rest of the PAX to dodge the SWAT team on the way back down.

Recover and 10 count.  Second iteration of Route 66 with jump squats.  This seemed like a better idea until about the fifth or sixth light pole.  Recover to the start point of the routine, form two lines and return to start point of AO for Mary.

MARY:
Box cutters x25 IC
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
20 strong: Preacher, Butterfly, Careless, Cowbell, Steam, Half Caff, Passport, Quarantine, Downhill, Pfeiffer, Rousey, G6, Petey, Swanson, Soup, Threadcount, Bitcoin, Uncle Rico, Rascal, Abort
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Leaders surround themselves with other leaders.  I came to F3 for the fitness, and in doing so surrounded myself with leaders without even trying.  Thankful for all the leaders who show up at 5:30 every morning to make me a better man.