F3 Knoxville

2.0 workout at the Equalizer

THE SCENE: 49 and cool
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

10 SSH

10 toe touches

5 Cherry pickers

THA-THANG:
Insert information about the workout.

  • Mosey over to the tennis court
  • 4 corners descending at each corner as you run in-between from 20, 15, 10 , 5
    • SSH
    • squats
    • hand release merkins (modified to 5,4,3,2,1)
  • Mosey to the field for some kick ball
    • kids verse Dad
      • for each out the kids have to do 10 SSH
      • For each point dads have to do 5 Burpee’s
    • after a bunch of points and outs we mosey back to the Tennis courts
  • 4 corners descending at each corner as you run in-between from 20, 15, 10 , 5
    • SSH
    • squats (backwards walk between corners)
    • hand release merkins (modified to 5,4,3,2,1)
  • Mosey to the field for the second half of kick ball
    • kids verse Dad
      • for each out the kids have to do 10 SSH
      • For each point dads have to do 5 Burpee’s
    • after a bunch of points and outs we mosey back to the Tennis courts
  • Moving to the AO

MARY:
None

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Use the TAGS on right-side to record PAX (BE SURE TO INCLUDE YOURSELF) in attendance. Be sure to select the AO in CATEGORY above TAGS and then delete these notes!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
For God so loved the world,[a] that he gave his only Son, that whoever believes in him should not perish but have eternal life.MOLESKIN:

The 80s Called, They Want Their Tabata Back

THE SCENE: Damp, Pleasant
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

SSH and some other stuff
THA-THANG:

35on, 10off:


Dry Docks

Box Cutters

Rows or Pull-ups

Mountain Climbers or Planks

Diamond merks

Step ups or wall sits

Squats

Imperial walkers or crunches

Burpees or flamingoes

Vups

Lunges or dolly

 

Run around bath house and stone henge or plank up downs

Do it thrice.

MARY:
2-3 min of Mary, 2-3 min of stretching

BOM: Who’s carrying your mat?

Just Another Merkin Monday…

THE SCENE: AB Morning with a slight wind

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER: Done and Done 

WARM-O-RAMA:

SHH IC x20 | LBAC each way IC x10 | A little bit of This. A little bit of That | Michael Phelps | Tempo Squats IC x10 

THA-THANG:

Ghostman Baseball at the Flagpole. Partner up and one partner runs to first, completes the exercise, returns home while their partner does the Home exercise. Switch when running partner returns. Second round: Run to 1st, do the exercise, run to second, do the exercise, return home. Continue the pattern until you reach home. You do not need to run back from home. 

  • First Base 
    • 15 Merkins 
    • CDD at Home 
  • Second Base 
    • 15 Diamond Merkins 
    • Dips at Home 
  • Third Base 
    • 15 Wide Merkins 
    • Incline Merkins at Home 
  • Home Plate 
    • 5 Body Builder +’s 
    • Pick up the SIX 

Fellowship Mosey through Hans Memorial Field to RockPile for a “Reacher Curl Circut” 

  • 25 Curls, OHPress, Tri Ext. → Mosey to BathHouse
  • 10 Pullups → Mosey back to RockPile
  • 20 Curls, OHPress, Tri Ext. → Mosey to BathHouse
  • 8 Pullups → Mosey back to RockPile
  • 15 Curls, OHPress, Tri Ext. → Mosey to BathHouse
  • 6 Pullups → Mosey back to RockPile
  • 10 Curls, OHPress, Tri Ext. → Mosey to BathHouse
  • 4 Pullups → Mosey back to RockPile
  • 5 Curls, OHPress, Tri Ext. → Mosey to BathHouse
  • 2 Pullups → Mosey back to RockPile

 

MARY:

There just wasn’t enough time.

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

13 HIMs; 3 Pre-Ruckers; 0 FNGs 

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

The hardest day to read your Bible, work out, or do anything is the day AFTER you don’t do it. 

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

2.0 Friendly Beatdown at the Equalizer on Friday 2/18 at the normal time (5:30), no Pre-Ruck. Breakfast afterward. 

Subscribe, Download, and listen to the F3Knoxville Family of Podcasts  

Convergence 7/2 at JUCO 

Bro-lympics are coming back in November

Sham-Rocks (CMUs) and Sham-logs

THE SCENE: The Shamrock, perfect weather. Good humidity to get the sweat going
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

warmup stuff
THA-THANG:

Divide up into teams of 3.

One team member  carries a big  log, smaller log, heavy CMU or a regular CMU to cone. Switching carriers at each cone. Teammates not carrying the item run ahead to the next cone and do the exercise associated with each item.

  • Big log- burpees
  • Smaller log- squat jumps
  • Heavy CMU- Merkins
  • Regular CMU- lunges

once you reach the end, go back the way you came.

depending on time I’m probably going to make stuff up after this. But it won’t be easy.(update: no time for anything but a cone clean up run)

MARY:
You know the drill. Stuff that makes your beer belly hurt.
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

12 including one FNG “Utah” (FBI agent)

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
What does Endure mean? What does Enduring mean? What is Hardship Hill and Operation Enduring Warrior? We answered those questions and more this morning.
MOLESKIN:

Apparently the workout is sneaky. It starts off a little slow but gets you in the boo boo by the end……unless you started with the big log and burpees.

Did you know that Boo Boo is also Yogi Bear’s side kick? He is a forever-loyal buddy, always willing to join in Yogi Bear’s exploits and schemes to pilfer the next basket of treats from unsuspecting Jellystone Park visitors. Most importantly, Boo Boo serves as Yogi Bear’s conscience, constantly reminding him of the danger or consequences of their actions.

Yogi Bear is a loyal older brother figure to Boo Boo and accepts him unconditionally, regardless of how much Boo Boo complains or worries. “The Ranger isn’t going to like this, Yogi” is one of his trademark expressions. Boo Boo’s loyalty and concern for authority – and being the cute “straight man” to Yogi Bear the comedian – is what makes him so endearing.

boo boo is also what some parents call an injury to their children. “Did you get a Boo Boo on your knee Billy? No mom, my leg was torn off at the knee by that mountain lion over there. I don’t think that qualifies as a boo boo…but thanks for noticing mom.

boo boo. It’s also what a stuttering ghost says.
Well enough about boo boo, let’s talk about you. How have you been?

hello?….so you’re not going to say anything? Fine then. Don’t say I didn’t try.
I’ll give you another chance. Would you like to join the “I read Tank’s BB club? It’s very exclusive. Today, all you need to do is put a gorilla emoji, no comment just an emoji on the slack post. And just like that you are in.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
HHOCR and Wesley House workouts

All Hail the GOATS!

THE SCENE: Perfect! Sunny, mid 60s, slight breeze… we will miss this when it’s 95 and humid.

F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

Check.


WARM-O-RAMA:

-20 SSH (4-ct, IC)

– 10 Windmills (4-ct, IC)

– 10 Plank Jacks (4-ct, IC)

– 20 Moroccan Nightclubs (4-ct, IC)

– Little of this and that

THA-THANG:

MOSEY to Amphitheater.

  • JINXY’S FOUR AND A QUARTER. Start at bottom of hill, run to top of slope and do 25 reps of an exercise, return to starting position.  R&R 4 times, totaling 100 of the exercise.
    • Round 1: Carolina Dry Docks
    • Round 2: Imperial Walkers (single count)
    • Round 3: Lunges (single count)

MOSEY to field across from Area 51.

  • LILYDIPPER’S FOUR CORNERS. Cones will be laid out in a square.  Move around the square 3 times, doing the exercises listed, in order.  Move to the next corner by the method indicated.
    • CORNER 1: 20 Merkins/ 20 Shoulder Taps (4-ct) / 20 Bottle Openers (4-ct). Sprint to Corner 2.
    • CORNER 2: 20 Box Cutters / 20 BBS / 20 Gas Pumps. Bernie to Corner 3.
    • CORNER 3: 20 Star Jumps / 20 Bobby Hurleys / 20 Tempo Squats. Bear Crawl to Corner 4.
    • CORNER 4: 20 Mountain Climbers (4-ct) / 20 Hurpees (Burpee without the Merkin) / 20 Plank Jacks. Skip to Corner 1.

MOSEY to Area 51

– 20 American Hammers, Run up slope to tree stump…

– 20 Pinto Twists, Run up to Street…

– 20 Rocky Balboas

MOSEY TO TOP OF SUMMIT

PINTO’S GRINDERS! 4 STATIONS:

  1. BAT HOUSE: 25 SMURF JACKS
  2. BOTTOM OF STAIRS: 25 BBS
  3. BOTTOM OF SUMMIT: 10 Burpees
  4. TOP OF SUMMIT: 25 LBCs.

We didn’t have time to do the whole Grinder, so we did the top exercises (Smurf Jacks and LBCs) at the top of the summit, ran down, did the Burpees and BBS, then charged back up.

MARY:
No time for the old gal…

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
15 strong!
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
This workout honored some of the Goats, which is the name we gave ourselves sitting around at the Board Meeting a few years ago when we were by far the oldest AO.  In particular, I wanted to pay tribute to some of the guys in the DOUBLE RESPECT categories who were not able to join us this afternoon because of various ailments and injuries, namely PINTO, JINXY, and LILLYDIPPER.  There are several reasons we use the term DOUBLE RESPECT title, and sometimes we tend to gloss over it, or simply yell it out automatically in the BOM.  But these workouts are damn hard, and age makes them even more challenging, as I’ll be the first to tell you.  So there’s respect for the fact that the older guys are getting out there and busting their rear ends side by side with the younger crowd.  But also, these are the elders of our F3 community, and these three have been with the program longer than almost everyone else out here.  They set the example of how it should be done, and they may not be able to keep up with the rabbits in the group in terms of pure speed, but after being in F3 for 3 years I can tell you that no one does it better.  Their dedication to the tenets of F3 and in encouraging the next generation never flags.  It’s important to them to pass that torch on to the younger guys.  I remember Pinto getting on me for resting instead of keeping moving when I was standing in line to go down the stairs on the Grinder Circuit (“There’s no standing around! Keep moving!”).  I remember Lillydipper telling me how great I was doing and encouraging me when we I was absolutely dying going up Cardiac for the first time.  (And by the way… just watch Lilly when he moseys… he keeps running all the way to the stopping point, when 99% of the rest of us pull up 20 feet short and walk. ) And I remember Jinxy refusing to quit after pulling a leg muscle mid-way through his second lap on Hardship Hill a few years ago when I was running with him as a partner.  Dude had one leg, but he kept on going.  So thank you to our Double Respect warriors.   Their age may be pretty high, but you know what?  So is the dang bar that they set for the rest of us as F3 brothers. LONG LIVE THE GOATS!

MOLESKIN:
Prayers for Lilly, Pinto, and Jinxy.  Prayers for the Austin East Community as they try to heal following the shootings and violence they’ve experienced the past year.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Don’t forget to pick up something for the Safe Haven and World United Ministries charity drive!