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CMU Later

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THE SCENE: Pretty warm and a perfect morning for a beat down!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH x25 IC
Imperial Walker x15 IC
Run in place, lunge when Q calls it out
Little Baby Arm Circles x20 IC
Blocktanamo
THA-THANG:
Mosey over to a lamp post, then do the following exercises between each lamp post:

  • Lunges
  • Crab Walk
  • Squat Jump

Mosey to another lamp post on the other side and do bear crawls, but don’t stop at the next lamp post! Going for two. Mosey over to grinder with CMU.

Do 2 reps of the following Exercises. After doing each exercise twice, run to the corner and do two double military merkin burpees. Repeat for time, increasing each exercise by 2 until Q calls time (2, 4, 6, 8…).

  • Braced Squats (Holding CMU straight out while squatting)
  • Curl, Press, Tri with CMU
  • CMU Merkin row (merkin w/ hand on CMU, then row)
  • Dips
  • Pull-ups

MARY:

  • Louganis
  • Plank on your six holding CMU
  • Boxcutter
  • Guantanamo
  • Snorkel suggestion, Pass the CMU

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
13 Pax this morning with no FNGs: Hammy, Woodshack, Moses, Drifter, Butterfingers, Flash, Pinnocchio, Snorkel, Raincheck, Slumlord, Mr Rogers, Waxjob, Fins
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
We as men are expected to be courageous, but I don’t think that a lot of men know what that means. Someone once explained it to me like this: Imagine that you are afraid of snakes and there is a child next to you that is not afraid of snakes. If the child picks up a snake, that does not show courage. But if you pick up a snake, it is courageous. Courage is not the lack of fear, it is overcoming fear. Look at men in the military. My cousin earned a bronze star as a platoon leader in Iraq in 2003. One of his men got shot and my cousin ran across the road, threw the guy over his shoulder, and ran back shooting his M16 with one hand. He did not go get that guy because he thought it was a good opportunity to earn a bronze star. He got that guy because that guy is his brother and the fellowship that they have was enough for my cousin to overcome his fear of running through a street full of flying bullets. The first day that I came to F3, I came to get in better shape and to make myself better. I was scared to do my VQ, but today I showed up for the men who came. I showed up to make them better. That is why F3 works so well, because of that 2nd F and being able to push each other and work with each other to overcome our fears and show courage.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

  • Saturday, December 30 meet at Alcoa municipal building
  • February 24 CSAUP

No Degrees Today

THE SCENE: Clear skies and crisp out at JUCO.  “Cs” may get degrees, but there are zero degrees C this morning.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Let’s get going quickly to generate some heat! Mosey around the parking lot while Q spouts disclaimer from Bernie.  Pax kindly alerts Q to the impending curb and embankment…
Next we have:
Cossack Squats x10 IC
Hindurkins x10 IC, keep plank for:
Alternating shoulder taps x15 IC
Al Gore Tuck Jumps x8 IC (most reps yet for this exercise… Literally fell to the ground on last rep)
Somewhere between 5 and 10 burpees. These were mainly to rest the quads for:
Monkey Humpers x15 IC!

THA-THANG:
Mosey to the drainage ditch and pick up 2 hand-size coupons.
Dang, these are friggin’ cold!
Side raise IC x15
Forward raise IC x15

Keep the coupons and mosey toward the fitness center.
Stop at the long parking lot.
“Cat on a hot tin roof” (bear crawl, but extend arm and leg fwd/back) for 2 parking spaces, 2 Raise the Roof. 2 more spaces, 4 Raise the Roof
Dang, these coupons are still friggin’ cold! And slippery. Audible to standard bear crawl. Continue to 20 Raise the Roof.

Get rid of still-frozen coupons at a different drainage ditch.

Team up for Dora 1,2,3 with 100 Merkins, 200 Big Boys, 300 squats, partner runs up the hill and back carrying larger 2-handed coupon.
Ran out of time during squats, mosey back to AO:
Airplane mode (run with arms out to the side)
Zombie mode (arms straight out),
Praise the Lord (arms up straight)

MARY:
Sneaked back into the AO with just enough time for a minute of boat/canoe
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
8 PAX, no FNGs this morning.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Brief Word this morning… This weekend was a but hectic as we had my niece and nephew for a visit. They lost their mother unexpectedly last July. Just a reminder to pour yourself into the lives of others, and especially cherish that time with your loved ones. Only God knows how long they will be with us. Don’t miss an opportunity to tell them you love them.
MOLESKIN:
Not sure my fingertips have ever been colder than when holding those coupons this morning. Great teamwork by the PAX on the Dora 1,2,3!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
No announcements this morning

Hungry Hippo

THE SCENE: 32 and hot
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA  

jog x2, high knee skip x2, karaoke x2 across parking lot

squats x20, hillbilliesx20, merkins x10, LBC x10 , hello dolly x10, Burpos x10

THA-THANG:

  • Hungry Hippo, split into 4 groups, P1 wheel barrow P2 to grab a ball, switch partners until 5 balls each group is gathered. Each group performs exercise on ball x30 reps, once done return balls to middle abs repeat hungry Hippo for one more round. I had 20 different exercises so will not list them all. If you do this,ask me for help or insert your own.
  • Mosey back to front of school parking lot. Line up for Quarter pounder w cheese! Sprint 25 yards, 25 merkins, run back to start and do 10 burpees, sprint 50 Yard’s and do 50 squats, run back and do 10 burpees, sprint 75 Yard’s and do 75 Mtn climbers, do 10 burps, sprint 100 Yard’s , 100 ssh, run back for last set of burps

MARY:
Power T flutters x10 ic

Hello dolly x10 IC
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
Insert PAX Count & FNG Name
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Intentional , what does it mean. google and the first thing that comes up is:
MOLESKIN:
Each Day when you wake up, say to yourself: How can I make today a great day! Be intentional, a’ight!
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Get outta bed and get better!

Truck Stop Ruck

  • THE SCENE: 32 degrees
    F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
    WARM-O-RAMA:
    Ruck Up
  • 10 merkins IC
  • 10 Cherry pickers OYO
  • 10 BBS Ruck overhead
  • 10 Ruck presses
  • THA-THANG:
    Ruck up, carrying 60lb sandbag and 50lb PVC
  • Ruck to soccer field
  • 25yd coupon drags, partner mosey x 2
  • 50yd crab walk – ruck on front
  • Mosey 1 lap around soccer field
  • Ruck around park and back to soccer field
  • Mosey 1 lap around soccer field
  • 10 merkins, 10 squats, 10 overhead presses, 1 min ruck hold over head
  • Ruck back to aO

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
4 PAX, I-Beam, Frosty, Butters, Wax job

Are you ready for me? ‘Cuz I’m ready for you!

THE SCENE: Just about 33 degrees.  A hair above freezing.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
Welcome Eric Rice!
WARM-O-RAMA:
Grab some CMUs, then a pretty standard warmup.
15x normal speed SSH IC
10x more high speed SSH IC
High knees for a while
7x Al Gore Tucks (new record!)
10x Hindurkins IC
Round-the-clock Merkins (circle up, one merkin on each CMU, plank shuffle right to next CMU)

Mosey with CMU to the Grinder
THA-THANG:
Cone lines set up 35yd apart, split into 2 teams. Half the CMUs at each line.
Disciple playlist on the Jambox:

During each song, do 15 reps of corresponding exercise, then travel by specified mode to other line and steal one CMU.
When track changes, switch to next exercise:

Track Exercise Travel
Game On Burpees Bear
Battle Lines Iron Mike carioca
Rise Up BBS sprint
Wait over Tuck jumps Bernie
Worth the Pain Ranger Merkins Gorilla
Unstoppable American hammers 4ct carioca
Worth it all Monkey Humpers 4ct Rev Bear

One more track:  Lay My Burdens.  Mosey around the park with CMUs.  During chorus, lay your burden down, and lay your body down.  While laying down, do BBS.

MARY:
Just a little time for Mary:
Row Your Boat (balanced on CMU) – 6x through song
Slutter Kicks x20 IC
One minute left! Cash out with LBC OYO
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
14 PAX Strong! Welcome to FNG Squatter (Eric Rice)
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
A lot of the music in the Q today has to do with standing strong, persevering, and fighting because it’s worth it. But we need to make sure we are fighting the real enemy. Sometimes that might seem like a coworker who’s always trying to undermine you, and disagreeable neighbor, someone who’s wronged you, even sometimes your spouse or kids. But Eph 6:12 tells us, “For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the powers of this dark world and against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly realms.” Remember who we’re fighting, who we’re fighting for, and ultimately where our power comes from – the One who has already won the war!
MOLESKIN:
The Jambox speaker sounds a lot louder in the house than out on the Grinder. PAX could barely hear the track change. Time to update the Christmas list…
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
3rd F this Saturday. Carpool from the Bomb Shelter following beatdown!