F3 Knoxville

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Time for the speed round

THE SCENE: I  don’t know what the temperature was but it was  Noooice!
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
SSH, rockettes, merkins
THA-THANG:

Mosey to the steps down from the restaurant rock.
14 different stations:(any order)
PAX slips up and everyone goes to a station.
Stations:
35lb plate press (press both at once if your a stud)
Bobby Hurley’s
Merkins
Lunges
Plank Supermans
Side lunges
Dry docks
Squat jumps
Dips on curb
Plank leg raises
More squat jumps
round the clock merkins
10lb medicine ball slams
Plank jacks
One guy runs up the hill to the rock and does 5 burpees and back down while all others do exercise they are at. Once the rock run gets back down everyone rotates/switches exercises in a clockwise manner.
After everyone does all exercises….
SPEED ROUND: move as fast as you can through exercises doing a qty of 10.
SUPER SPEED ROUND: 5 exercises even faster.
Pick up cones and weights and go back to AO.

MARY:
42 flutter kicks
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
13 pax
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
I talked about being a good role model for our kids but not allowing our kids to put us as their example. We will fail and we will fail in front of them. Their ultimate example needs to be that of Christ.
MOLESKIN:
Good to see proton and rusty at the dog pound.
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Wagon wheel talked about the hardship hill podcast, updates on the race, prayers for family and friends with illness.

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THE SCENE: nice clear day 40 degrees about
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:

  • Side straddle hops (IC) 4ct
  • Squats (IC) 4ct
  • Hand release merkins
  • Cherry pickers
  • Wind mills

THA-THANG:

  • At dip station, half the line does dips while the while other half does 20 merkins
  • Reach the stage and discuss stations. Break into stations and complete task. Once done Bernie up hill do 5 burpees and forward slow run down to next station.
    • Station 1, big boys (20 – OYO)
    • Station 2, merkin, dry docks, diamond (10 each – OYO)
    • Station 3, Box jumps (15 – OYO)
    • Station 4, Body builders (15 – OYO)
    • Station 5, Kettle bell (20 – OYO)
    • Station 6, Triceps (30 – OYO)
    • Station 7, Biceps (10), single arm 10 each, OYO)
    • Station 8, LBC (25 – OYO)

Sprints in parking lot. Forward sprint, slow walk backward walk to starting line and call out exercise (player choice). We did this 7 times

MARY:
none
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

Crotch Rocket, Samaritan, Erector, Salad Boy, Wax Job, Snaggletooth, Chaco
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:

At the Memorial at commemorative walk: Thinking beyond yourself: people working at secret city during wartime efforts saved many American lives. The thought was how to save your sons, daughters, neighbors and countrymen. In doing so, many lost their lives. Not our countrymen, but citizens of the world and children of God. At the Friendship bell, we talked about making amends for the atrocities that each country bestowed to the other. The challenge this week was to think about how we can continue this lesson by thinking beyond ourselves to not just our families and neighbors, but to the citizens of the world.

MOLESKIN:
prayer for Salad Boy’s mother
ANNOUNCEMENTS:
none

B.O.M.B.S. OVER JUCO

THE SCENE: Low 40’s and gloomy – perfect weather to continually cut the wrong wire and set off a bunch of B.O.M.B.S. – No man was left the same this morning.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA:
Cherry Pickers, Tennessee Rocking Chair, SSHs, Tempo Squats
THA-THANG:

  1. Mosey to Parking Lot – Route 66 style grinder: At each Pole (6 total) perform exercises.  First 3 poles – 15 Merkins, 15 Plank Jacks, 15 4ct Mountain Climbers.  Second 3 poles – 10 Merkins, 10 Plank Jacks, 15 Bobby Hurley’s.
  2. Mosey to the JUCO Gym (Coupon Pile behind creepy loading dock) and battle-buddy up.  Perform B.O.M.B.S. workout – each team performs 100 Burpees, 150 Overhead Tri-Extensions, 200 Merkins, 250 BBSs, 300 Squats.  While one partner is doing exercise, other performs weighted run up and around concrete border wall WITH a coupon.  Had to modify a tad because of time.  Most teams made it about halfway thru the BBSs before we trimmed the numbers down to 100 reps for each exercise.  No one made it to squats, so when everyone thought we were done – PAX did 50 squats in civilian cadence.
  3. Mosey back to AO, JAILBREAK for the last 150 yards of so.

MARY:
Cornucopia of Flutterkicks (IC led by Erector), Dead-Bugs (or something like that, IC, led by Bartman), Heals to Heaven (IC, led by the Q), and the 6inch Alphabet (led by the Q)
COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
11 Strong
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
1) Be thankful to the Lord for what he has blessed you with.  2) Concentrate this week on turning from your own interests and paying attention to those people in your inner circle and their happiness, specifically, what you can do for them that might not only increase their joy, but might open doors to sharing the Gospel.  “The noblest art is that of making others happy.” – P.T. Barnum

MOLESKIN:
Bartman had a house full of young men over the weekend and 5 of them accepted Christ (after a full blown background investigation and polygraph by Bartman).  Now THAT is something to be joyful about!

Kudos to Waxjob for attending the Full Smokey Pre-Ruck.  We need more of you motherruckers to step out of your comfort zone and hike the tallest point in Florida every M-W-F,  wheels up from AO @0440hrs – contact Judge Judy with questions.

 

Truck stop drag

THE SCENE: 45, gloomy
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER
WARM-O-RAMA

BAC forward and backwards

Overhead claps

Good morning

Merkins

Tempo squats

THA-THANG:
3 laps around the parking lot,  at each end of the islands do 5 man makers

Gather coupons

2 – 40 pound  sandbags

1 – 60 pound sandbag

1 – 90 pound sandbag

Mosey with the coupons to the soccer field.  If you don’t have a coupon, then run laps around the guys with the coupons.

Teams of 3, or so

1 man does the exercise while other team mates run a lap around the field.   Switch until all team mates have done the exercise.   Then move to a different sandbag.

  • Drag 90# bag as far as possible
  • 60# sandbag toss
  • 40# walking lunges
  • 40# overhead carry

Get into 2 teams for a modified dora with the 90# bag and the 80# bag (two 40# bags tied together)

1 pax drags the sand bag to midfield and back while rest of team completes the following

100 merkins

300 CDD

400 squats

Mosey to AO

MARY

ring of fire

40# curls x 10, hold a squat (Omaha to doing squats)

40# oh press, bbs

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA

CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Be careful to keep open communication with your kids about technology.    Even if your child doesn’t have access to social media and the internet their friends might and they are still being exposed to the bad stuff.

MOLESKIN:
Wall ball’s father and mayberry’s M

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Insert information about upcoming events, 2nd or 3rd F opportunities, and any other announcements.

Dark Muddy Hills

THE SCENE: Cold, dark, muddy.
F3 WELCOME & DISCLAIMER

i am not, but I know I AM.

WARM-O-RAMA:
No cadence, no transition, silent, continuous as called out.

  • SSH
  • merkins
  • LBC
  • Burpees
  • High Knees
  • merkins
  • ssh
  • Windmills
  • Leg lifts

Mosey to Stadium (via parking lot sprints)

Dark Muddy Hills:
Four rounds of

  • 50 Merkins on cement before tree
  • Do this to the tree up the muddy hill. (Round 1 -Lunge | Round 2, Broad Jump | 3 – Bear Crawl | 4 -Frog Jump )
  • Do this at the tree ( Round 1 – 50 LBC | Round 2 – 50 Hello Dolly | Round 3 – 50 Leg Extension Crunches | Round 4 – 50 Freddy Mercury
  • Run back down to cement and advance to in between the tree (lane, slot, place, location)
  • 10 second break, then sprint up the hill to the tree line (beyond the first row of trees) (sprinting two hills basically)

MARY:

  • 10 LBC
  • 10 Hello Dolly
  • 10 Leg Extension Crunches
  • 10 Freddy Mercurys’
  • 10 Burpees

COUNT-OFF & NAME-O-RAMA
9 Hims braved the cold dark muddy hills today.
CIRCLE OF TRUST/BOM:
Life is often filled with cold dark muddy hills that we don’t understand. Luckily we know the Creator who does understand it all. The most brutal of these cold dark hills can be our marriages – the closest most vulnerable and possibly most damaging relationships we have. Luckily again, our Good God is in control. I don’t know how it all works but when I invite him into the cold dark mud, he shines a warm light. I don’t know if I’ve ever “escaped” a cold muddy hill by calling on the Lord, but I do know that when I have called on him he has somehow leveled the hill, or allowed me to walk when I had nothing left to give. The mud this morning was 32 degrees and dark and very wet and slippery. We ran up it, in it, and down it. We did merkins in the valleys, we touched the trees at the top. I pray the Good Lord Jesus gives you strength to frog jump, bear crawl, lunge, or however possible, get up the cold slippery hill that you are climbing today. Whether it’s a tough boss, job, cousin, kid, wife, or struggle with the enemy against temptation. Fight the good fight, call upon Jesus, I believe you’ll find that he’ll jump right into the neck high mud with you. He’ll warm it up a little, he’ll lift your head, he’ll light the way, and get you going!

ANNOUNCEMENTS:
Hardship hill comin.